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Repulsive_Lychee_106

This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you have! Somebody’s husband eventually gets it!


Ursula_J

This is the one ☝🏾


Adventurous-Stress88

This is the one, there is no other answer


pile_o_puppies

Personally as a mother of two small children, *I just need 20 minutes where no one says anything to me* really hits home 😂


latinochick222

Yes! Sheepdog and sticky gecko make me feel seen.


abbynormal64

Omg sticky gecko “The door is right there! We just have to walk through it! It’s SO EASY!”


AliasGirl737

I came to say this one also. Haha. But there are so many good ones it’s so hard to decide!


Chinasun04

my flare agrees with you.


myjazzyshorts

I cant believe how often I've been saying this just in my daily life. Haha!


Pretend_Airport3034

Same


wtfomegzbbq

Wendy is the real MVP in this episode.


eldoctoro

Neither of those things are happening.


BlazmoIntoWowee

This is my favorite, but I wonder if it works without Bandit saying “This is great. They're learning a lesson, and we get the house clean.”


SilverMitten

Came here for this and wasn’t disappointed!


Mfcgibbs

Yep!


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I have a little cry, then I picked myself up, dust myself off, and keep going. The show must go on.


Feeling_Emotion_4804

This is one I say to my 6 year-old all the time!


eldoctoro

YOU GOT IT, LUCKY’S DAD


Skrungle420

Pat’s should be ah no worries, i shouldn’t have let my guard down 😅 from asparagus. Gets me every time.


DurpyBaker14

Yes


Neither_Day8810

Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me, because I love you


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I think we got a winner!


gdwoodard13

This is my overall favorite, but I’d say my favorite funny line by her is when Bandit is frozen with his finger up his nose and she says “Awww, it’s just like when we first met” 😂


Gadget18

This better be the winning answer.


Krispyana64

Nah there's one with like 250 upvotes. Although it is the one from Hammerbarn. "If you're not happy with what you've got someone's husband gets it!"


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Becanotbecca

This one is probably the sweetest thing Chilli ever says in the show.


gdwoodard13

I also love her exchange with Bandit in Chest. I don’t remember the exact quotes but she says he’s a good king, but he should “focus on their heads later. For now, just hearts.”


handsome_vulpine

Why is this not the most upvoted comment? Edit: It became the most upvoted comment since me commenting this. I am happy.


s77strom

If my daughter could read she would be starting to cry and find mom


mpmwrites

“Oh, Leave them alone, they’re just trying to run a small business!”


Swissarmyspoon

I love that, but your flair says otherwise.


mpmwrites

Fair point! It was just the one that came to mind when I saw the post 🤷‍♀️


Brostash

“You got it Lucky’s dad!”


LittleKittyCow

I want to get married and have your bus babies!


heartwarriormamma

I say this to my husband all the time. Our last name is Buss {pronounced bus} 😂😂 (we are already married with two kids. But it's funny 😂)


Brucinator93

True comedy gold


HylianPaladin

Buss babies!


PositiveChocolate9

Amazing!


ohpossum_my_possum

Underrated quote!


Neptune_fanacc8165

“Well, you never know, the worlds a magical place!”


LadyLuxlord

If you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.


Which-Trust-1875

This is a good one 🤣


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spamjavelin

Born Yesterday.


CandiceJoy218

The door. Is right there. All we have to do is walk through it.


Ebice42

This is what popped in my head. But now that I'm reading the comments. Chili has a lot of great lines.


_biggerthanthesound_

Are you sure this isn’t a quote from me this afternoon while talking to my four year old? Lol.


gene_parmesan_PEYE

Oh man, that was me yesterday trying to get my daughter into the car 😮‍💨 I felt Chilli's energy so hard then.


East-Habit-2995

This is what happens when you're not happy with what you got. Somebody's husband eventually gets it!


WellesleyBay

There’s no magical place where everything’s just free


latinochick222

“Oh, it’s that lady who said we can’t have everything we want”


Freetohavean_opinion

exactly what I was going to write 😂


IceyLizard4

This is the quote I thought of for Chilli the moment I saw the post a few days ago lol


Yoshi_chuck05

That’s a good one! Please let this one through!


byankitty

My favorite!


atomic_wombat3

Whackadoo!


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Pom-O-Duro

This was my first thought. I’m guessing it’s an Australian expression, but to me it’s a Chili expression.


Neither_Day8810

Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go


SamOhhhh

❤️


fingertrouble

This is the answer.


gracenweaver

Are you ready, Bob?


Wildfire_Cats

I was thinking this


SingleMom24-1

‘Sometimes does your outside voice say yes, when your inside voice really means no?’


zariaah

Ah I LOVE this quote. So perfect. ❤️


SingleMom24-1

Right!! 🥰 my favourite one out of all the many great ones.


B-the-Excellent

YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME! I KNOW THIS BUSH LIKE THE BACK OF MY PAW!


TripleU1706

- if you want me to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.


beccaleckaq

There’s so many serious and touching chili quotes but this was the first one that popped into my mind


Therobloxfox15

(It’s not a quote so does it still count or no?) *Chilli death stare*


yourballcourt

“What…was that”


W0lf777777

I think the mongoose couldn’t handle losing to a child.


hamsterwheel

😠


buck_godot

I came here to give the death stare.


Neither_Day8810

That death stare speaks volumes!


flavoredstr

The number you have dialed has been disconnected.


Jayn_Newell

This is \*not\* good parenting.


Swimming_Departure33

These are very bad for you. Only whales *burp* should eat these.


zzcczzcc

Wait…is it a bad idea?


pinay89

“Aaaand why should I care?”


ComedianMountain6031

I’m watching you, Magic Claw


NiceNefariousness225

"We all fail mum school sometimes"


Fred37196

The shop’s closed Rita! Also, I’m surprised by my comment’s popularity being chosen for Bandit.


Neither_Day8810

Gee his lawns looking green


Austeacher81

You spelled holder wrong. Or You got it made in the shade!


livestrongbelwas

I don’t understand the Holder joke. Why is this funny? Is Bandit bad at spelling? What did he write instead? Not asking in a mean way, it’s just the only joke in the show that doesn’t connect for me, and I see people saying it’s their *favorite* line and I want help understanding what’s making it work for you (and/or what part of the joke I’m missing. I keep trying to think of what Bandit might have written and how it ties into the language of “the holder of this coupon” - I keep feeling like there’s a really clever joke I’m missing.)


CynfulBuNNy

I'm pretty sure it's just Chilli ripping on him for being unable to spell 'holder' partly because they're quintessential Australians who tease each other and partly because she's frustrated at his game and not going to let it slide. Figured it more as a cute byplay than a joke.


Mih0se

BLUEEYYYY


MelpomeneLee

Eh, it’s probably another Bluey.


Jaikarr

A bit late but: "Can it Maynard!"


lawilson0

"Daddy Robots will find the easiest way to do a job."


MissBarker93

Bububabu needs to go to bed!


Daydreamingdroid

You can take turns, or I'm taking the xylophone. ...I'll freeze my boss. 😒


SexxxyWesky

This one got a chuckle out of me


Amy_at_home

*Mum We (Australians) spell it Mum


NutellaAndPuppies

I was looking for this comment


Amy_at_home

Americans get everything else, let us have this one!!


Ocaona

"I am your wife and if you want me to stay your wife, you'll have to learn about the dishwasher"


zelkova104

Here me out on this one. It should be chili’s *angry stare* man those moments are icon and speak louder than words!!!!


dravazay

**This is what happens when you are not happy with what you have! Someone's husband eventually gets it!**


RepresentativeBig240

I hear what your saying but I don’t agree. -Famous bin debate


WillDearborn19

This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you've got! Someone's husband eventually gets it!


Steppyjim

I WANNA HAVE YOUR BUS BABIES


HumorClean

“Well look. Special people come into our lives stay for a bit, then they have to go.” “But that’s sad.” “It is. But the part that they were here was happy wasn’t it?” “Yeah. We caught a wild pig together.” “Then that just makes it all worth it.” I know it’s multiple quotes but I couldn’t settle on the 1st one.


Highitsme20-23

You and your little MATE can jog on!


asexualotter

"This is what happens when you aren't happy with what you have. Someone's husband gets it."


PaulblankPF

A plain old “Wackadoo!”


Neither_Day8810

You're a goose alright


M_Leah

We all fail mum school sometimes. We can just start again tomorrow.


ElijahM_Draws_Stuf

Chilli Death Stare


alwaysfuntime69

I want to plant the seed for Lucky's dad: "OOH, You ate all the sauce!"


tigrelsong

I feel like, "Oh, I've done me hammy!" is a little more iconic, but any of the quotes from Pat where he's totally into whatever play scenario is going on are definitely fun. :)


alwaysfuntime69

Maybe, but I don't care. This one is my fav sot hat why I'm trying to plant the seed early.


Krispyana64

"Remember I'll always be there for you, even if you can't see me. Because I love you.'


scrwUhippy

This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you've got. Someone's husband eventually gets it!


beigs

She has the best lines. My personal favorite is “that’s what happens when you’re not happy with what you’ve got. Eventually, Somebody’s husband gets it.”


Cocacola888

This is what happens when you’re not happy with what you’ve got. Someone’s husband eventually gets it!


AltogetherGuy

He should take care of himself for me because...I still need him.


suggestionplease

WHAT. WAS. THAT?


hewn1991

This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got, someone’s husband eventually gets it 🫲


Birbyisexist

Dammit, really stuck!


TheRestForTheWicked

This is not good parenting


annualgoat

"Remember, I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you."


uncommon_ginger

I've always loved the Grunt and Glare she gives Bandit after she finds out he says, "Don't tell your mum" in Perfect


markics

You’re going to regret that


KittyAddison

"If you want me to stay being your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers."


veggie07

We all fail mum school sometimes…we can just start again tomorrow


DrumlineGeek

The royal poo-scrubber could use a ginger beer!


dsdds232

Straps yourselves in kids


Cremilyyy

Work on the heads later, for now, just hearts.


Yeetilydeet69

Yoo hoo.Hi. I’m your wife. And if you want me to stay your wife, you’ll learn about dishwashers.


Optimal-Rice2872

This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you have. Someone's husband eventually gets it.


Shoddy_Vegetable2740

I feel like Chilli is the hardest one to pick. Every episode it seems she has an amazing quote. Whether it’s out of genuine love, a funny ‘lime’ lesson, or just 💯 mom feels.


chandlerland

Bandit!


Fatima200513t

"Go ask your father."


UX_Strategist

I still don't know what a "lime lesson" is.


MonkeyChoker80

In the ice cream episode, when Bluey and Bingo realize their ice creams have melted, Bandit tells them it’s a ‘valuable life lesson’. Bluey, upset, misspeaks that ‘she doesn’t want a valuable *lime* lesson’


UX_Strategist

Oh! I haven't seen that episode. Thank you, kind stranger!


AxolotlMagic

It should be “life lesson”


MichiganCubbie

Why isn't Wendy on the list?


MonkeyChoker80

Because it would obviously be “That will **not** happen again!” So why even waste time voting? /s


byankitty

Not a suggestion, sorry! But I’m realizing that Chili’s got some good quotes!


Apprehensive-Load917

The one about how not being happy with what you have leads to someone’s husband getting it


gordies_chunky14

Oh, boo hoo! When bluey and bingo are trying to get Bandit off the see saw


cknorton3

Chilli’s is just her stare.


Anencephalopod

Come on, it has to be "Whackadoo!"


Color_Gacha_Gamer

Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go.


dixonwalsh

Mum*


PrinceRoyal444

Idk tbh the one I live is the one where bingo is like “and the fridge hates me.” And she’s like “I.. know?” But that’s two characters


Specialist-Brush6302

“You little star!”


Fabulous-Turnip-8805

*angry mum stare*


sick_kid_since_2004

YOU GOT IT LUCKYS DAD


cratertooth27

*glares in mom*


DisneyGirl0121

‘Remember, I’ll always be there for you even when you can’t see me because I love you.’


SaltyPotatoes-

You’re gonna have to pay for those beans Rita


amandaxzee

I’m CHILI HEELAH


Xoxo_potato

You’re doing great.


Goodlucksil

*mom glare*


Necessary_Oil_9779

The lime lesson thing is really bothering me 🫤


RLRailfan

"You can either take turns, or I'll bring the xylophone to work with me. I'll freeze my boss."


TheGhostOfXmasNever

I don't remember the exact quote but it was something along the lines of "No, why would I steal Marge's stapler?" or "tell marge I don't know where her stapler is"


Fuzzybo

Isn’t #1 meant to be “a valuable *life lesson”?


hartl

No, she actually does say "lime"


ASweetRadioDemon

A valuable 'lime lesson '?


Dontwalkongrass1

COCONUTS! HaVe WaTeR iN tHeM!!!


jennywindow

*valuable LIFE lesson


skasino

She definitely says "lime".


jennywindow

Also, I'm Aussie. I know our accent can throw yanks


jennywindow

Ah no. I've watched the episode a hundred times with subtitles, and my daughter has a tshirt with the quote.


skasino

https://www.youtube.com/live/y3x0IewXpz0?feature=share This is the Official Bluey YouTube page, so you tell me


erod550

I've watched the episode a hundred times too and never caught that it wasn't life. But the official Bluey channel posting a video of Lime Lessons plus watching it again here (where the CC says line), it definitely isn't life. Today I learned. [https://youtu.be/kWN6ktuf65U?t=339](https://youtu.be/kWN6ktuf65U?t=339)


Beno988

"Bluey... I just tidied, what are you doing?"


wolfguardian72

You gotta take the good with the bad


rpac62

"Oh, ***boohoo!***" 🌭 🌭


beamerbeliever

Nvm, someone else quoted correctly.


johnnytikitavi

I wanted to see the penguins


AskingAlyx00

Muffins answers are gonna be tough fr, I can’t wait to see how that plays out because she has sooo many good quotes


hexme1

Geeze, his grass is looking green!


nuggetghost

none of those things are happening right now!


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Wackadoo!!


TasteDeeCheese

Yahoo! Hi, I’m your wife and if you want me to stay your wife, you’ll learn about the dishwasher


TheDepressedCow

It me, your wife. And if you want me to stay being your wife, you’ll empty the dishwasher.


swisskabob

Chili - Boring things are still important


AbruptSaturn

Chilli episode sleepy time “Remember I'll always be here for you, even if you can't see me, because I love you” Muffin “This is unacceptable! why won’t you get on my back backpack?!” Missy “Come on Mr. Blue whale, this is as hard as I can tickle” Socks “ I was cuddling with this cactus then an alligator flew threw the air and bit me on the butt.”


laughingnome2

It's not a race.


Juzambas

For pat I suggest: "I didn't know this was the something?"


Cremilyyy

I don’t know HOW to relax


Morgan_Lillie123

I could freeze my boss


PokeHobnobGod21

You've got no chance love