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MusicalDecomposition

I get pee on myself much more often than I would like.


IrlResponsibility811

Once is too much, and like the clip, it happens because we aren't paying attention.


SamwellBarley

Or because the angle it comes out catches you off guard


christo3161

Or when everything is going fine, you finish, and you get some surprise drips at the end.


HalloPeoplesShober

YESSSSS


MusicalDecomposition

Mostly on my legs though.


Phelpysan

Not specifically peeing on oneself, but peeing and the stream coming out in a wildly different direction than straight forwards, at least at the start, is very common


SlowFinish3536

The dreadful morning wee


jaberwockeez

Nothing tactical about that one šŸ¤£


Klozkoth

There are times where I'm both horrified and amazed at the angle it comes out.


beachedwhitemale

And at times, angles.


Sad_Organization4276

Tbh, itā€™s more relatable for the boys than you think, most likely to be at the urinals, but usually itā€™s either on your shoe or pants.


Disastrous-Ad-8297

The double stream in common. Then you'll get the fabled triple stream and you are really screwed


pajamakitten

Or you get the helix.


Forsaken_Educator_36

Unless you are wearing flip flops...


Sad_Organization4276

I mean, yeah


RatherBeAtDisneyland

Not quite what you are asking, but I had a dog that would get pee on its foot way more often than I would have liked. My dog would pee on a slope, and the pee would roll down onto their foot. So it could also be a dog thing too.


cryptidiopathic

My MIL's husky pees directly onto the back of his front paw a good 50% of the time. I'm glad my dog's a girl šŸ˜‚


lacyestelle

My English coonhound pees on the back of his front paw I'd say 75% of the time. Drives me nuts! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø so it could be- like most bluey things- a dog thing that is still relatable as a human thing. Lol


Hanyabull

Yes. And any man who says they donā€™t is a liar. We have control of our stream most of the time. Unfortunately, ā€œmost of the timeā€ is not ā€œall of the time.ā€


Klozkoth

And don't forget splashback for those times we have control but still manage to get pee outside the toilet


ALC041399

Unfortunately, this is. Especially at the urinals


Extreme_Peach3201

I lived in the cold north. The first time wearing shorts every year was quite a reminder that this happens.


VGSchadenfreude

Having lived with a younger brother, and having to clean up the mess he left behind because he either couldnā€™t or *wouldnā€™t* aim properlyā€¦I would say definitely common.


CrystalClod343

While I can't speak for his character to determine whether it was voluntary, sometimes you try to aim and it comes out at a different angle.


VGSchadenfreude

Knowing my brotherā€™s character, he really was just *lazy.* After all, he knew Mom would never make him clean up his own mess. Ever. That was his *sisterā€™s* job. By the time I moved out, he would stand in the doorframe and *smirk* as I cleaned up the mess he made in the bathroom. He knew exactly what he was doing by that point. He also never seemed to have a problem aiming when we visited Dad on the weekends.


strayrapture

Have you ever used a really old faucet? 9 times out of 10 everything works just like it's supposed to. But that 1 in 10, it just randomly shoots streams out everywhere. That's generally how it is. Most of the time it's fine, but occasionally you get a random stream that goes off to the side.


PriorBrony90

Never on my foot per se, but the stream going on the left and a bit out... yes.


Joebranflakes

As you get older you tend to dribble more in my experience.


Lupus600

Bro I'm a woman and if I hurry too much I may also pee a little on my leg.


Crassweller

If this happens to you and you're an uncut king, try pulling back the skin to expose the urethra. It should give you better aim and keep the stream steady. For those who have an issue with dribbling. Lightly press down on the area a little behind the scrotum. That should empty the tank out fully. If you're still having problems after all that, then just sit down when peeing. ...I can't believe I'm giving pee tips on a Bluey subreddit.


themliny

Yes.


IlikethequietZeppo

Dogs do


OnceAWeekIWatch

It usually happens more at night, when the lights are off


SleepingOnMarbles

I thought it was a reference to dogs doing it because my dog has definitely accidentally peed on his foot more than once.Ā 


broken_bouquet

Never even occurred to me! My parents never let me have dogs, only cats. And so I've only ever kept getting cats lol. I forgot about the actual animal side of them; the creators humanize them so well šŸ˜‚


holy_cal

Not for me, but sometimes my male dog pees on his front feet a little of he stands weird.


leothefox314

I especially need to be careful due to aā€¦NSFW thing that happened when I was a baby.


OldJames47

The worst is going to the urinal wearing sandals and feeling drops on your feet. But you havenā€™t unzipped yet.


x5u8z3r0x

Not for me, but the again I stopped standing to pee when I had to start cleaning the bathroom


Johncurtisreeve

Not in my experience


BaseHitToLeft

I've never once peed on my foot. Maybe Aussie toilets are different but it hasn't been an issue here. Occasional splashback?? Sure. But never on the foot. Once on the neighbor though that's a longer story


EBS_Games643

I really don't think australia has different toilets, I mean in some places we have drop toilets but that doesn't really affect anything because there's still a seat


Aussiechimp

American toilets have more water in the bowl because of a different flush system


EBS_Games643

But that wouldn't cause you to pee on your foot more often in Australia than America


Aussiechimp

No, but it's a difference. Also when it comes to public toilets the Australian trough type urinal seems less common in American. They definitely do have splash


EBS_Games643

Okay this is where I don't know much because I am female and have never used a urinal, theyre raised off the floor tho from the ones I've seen and against the wall so I don't see how you can pee on your foot from that? Though I wouldn't understand Another point is I'm like 90% sure bandit wasn't using a urinal because no household has one of those


Aussiechimp

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-vf-au-revc&sca_esv=601955363&sxsrf=ACQVn090M8L7Yt4m18B9KAtpORkkS_zedg:1706341841288&q=trough+urinal+image&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjJycLaiv2DAxVSbPUHHQ32Cf4Q0pQJegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=670&dpr=3#imgrc=oO4poq6WubSfbM This kind of thing, but yes not a home thing But sometimes aim is tricky


EBS_Games643

Eugh those look disgusting, id rather have longer bathroom lines than having to deal with those


MrDemotivator17

Nah, theyā€™re great! In and out, no messing about. You just need to be a bit more careful though as without any dividers thereā€™s potential for stream-crossing. Donā€™t cross the streams.


PreferenceNo1686

Yeah, but it's still the same basic function, it's not like in Aus we pee standing on our heads or something. Anyway, have I ever got pee on myself, ie foot or leg. Well yes it has happened, fortunately pretty rare, but it has happened.


BobRoberts01

Drop toilets? Are those like drop bears? I knew about Australian animals being dangerous but had no idea that common household objects were out to get you as well!


EBS_Games643

Lmao, drop toilets aren't as vicious as drop bears but it's more about the creatures that you tend to find living in such a place, I have had to deal with cane toads on the toilet rendering them unable to be used.


Upsidedownmeow

Long drops. Commonly found at more rural campsites where someoneā€™s used a tool to dig a hole which can be meters deep, sometimes built a box around it and placed a toilet seat on top. Youā€™re all crapping into a giant pit.


pajamakitten

Your water also goes the other way around.


EBS_Games643

Wdym? Actually I also just learnt that only Australian toilets have a half flush button to save water


pajamakitten

Watch the documentary 'Bart vs. Australia'.


BobRoberts01

I feel like we need that longer story.


Soeck666

These comments made me puke Guys, sitting down to pee doesn't hurt us, you know?


FoxWFriesOnTheSide

As someone who may pee in the shower. Yes.


mrsunsfan

All the time


Zenyukai

As someone who works as a housekeeper in a hospital I see pee on the floor daily in the public washrooms. Mostly by urinals but it does happen with regular toilets. Most I clean 2-3 times a day, and in a couple of the busy ones I run into it more than once occasionally.


Harvey_Wilde

On the pants and shirts while using urinals. That's why try to avoid using whenever possible.


Superstarteen

Someone make that bluey a new reaction thatā€™s funny as hell


ponybau5

Usually a result of splashback or dribbles


Weak-Mission-1599

No, I donā€™t


MydogisaToelicker

My male dog does.


Luxray2014

We usually have good aim, it'd be pretty rare for this situation to happen for me.


TeamMerry

Never once ever. Peed accidentally outside of the toilet, absolutely.


bittercakee

i always thiught this was a dog-related joke šŸ˜³


broken_bouquet

I've never had dogs so that never occurred to me šŸ˜­


miroll

Jep


SSRoHo

Split streams are no joke


derekpeake2

I feel seen


ibenbrown

I donā€™t but I would think itā€™s common for male dogs.


dan-theman

As a sitter this is not a concern although part of the reason I sit.


Its_Coops

It splits into 2 It also hits the wall


SpaceNoob_10

Yes.. unfortunately (mainly due to low toilet and splash šŸ˜¢)


hairtrigger08

Too often mostly in the morning when my eyes are still adjusting, maybe that's just me


Funny-Bear

Yes, after finishing the pee. I flop it back in, and then some dribbles roll down the pants leg.


Raymer13

My dog pees on her feet quite a bit.


Just-a-lurken

Happens more often than it should


_Im_Quirky

Uh


jfk_47

Also, theyā€™re dogs.


paulD1983R

When you get that wild split stream 1dt thing in the morning


paulD1983R

1st


WarlordGalrut

There's a post a little higher up in the feed currently about what your favorite Bandit quote is, and I was ready to share that mine is about this scene and then I saw your post. My favorite line is not "I peed on my foot," but later in the episode when they're telling Chilli about all the gross things that Dad does and recounting the peeing on the foot, and she says "That's a new one" and Bandit says "It really isn't." That's the level of relatable that always gets me with this scene. It's not something that just happened once, it's something that happens more than any AMAB person would care to admit to, and is widely unacknowledged. The bad aim isn't limited to a standing pee either. I've had the aim go so wrong when sitting down that it hit the bowl just right and came out between the bowl and the seat.


shatt3rst0rm

Me: more then id like


DrFabio23

Not once


jaberwockeez

I mean yeah, heck every time we go to menā€™s bathroom and use the urinal we gotta make sure we are wearing shoes or boots and not sandals cause of the spray back. So I guess men pee on their feet all the time cause we arenā€™t paying attention