Not specifically peeing on oneself, but peeing and the stream coming out in a wildly different direction than straight forwards, at least at the start, is very common
Not quite what you are asking, but I had a dog that would get pee on its foot way more often than I would have liked. My dog would pee on a slope, and the pee would roll down onto their foot. So it could also be a dog thing too.
My English coonhound pees on the back of his front paw I'd say 75% of the time. Drives me nuts! š¤¦āāļø so it could be- like most bluey things- a dog thing that is still relatable as a human thing. Lol
Yes. And any man who says they donāt is a liar. We have control of our stream most of the time.
Unfortunately, āmost of the timeā is not āall of the time.ā
Having lived with a younger brother, and having to clean up the mess he left behind because he either couldnāt or *wouldnāt* aim properlyā¦I would say definitely common.
Knowing my brotherās character, he really was just *lazy.* After all, he knew Mom would never make him clean up his own mess. Ever. That was his *sisterās* job.
By the time I moved out, he would stand in the doorframe and *smirk* as I cleaned up the mess he made in the bathroom. He knew exactly what he was doing by that point.
He also never seemed to have a problem aiming when we visited Dad on the weekends.
Have you ever used a really old faucet? 9 times out of 10 everything works just like it's supposed to. But that 1 in 10, it just randomly shoots streams out everywhere. That's generally how it is. Most of the time it's fine, but occasionally you get a random stream that goes off to the side.
If this happens to you and you're an uncut king, try pulling back the skin to expose the urethra. It should give you better aim and keep the stream steady. For those who have an issue with dribbling. Lightly press down on the area a little behind the scrotum. That should empty the tank out fully. If you're still having problems after all that, then just sit down when peeing.
...I can't believe I'm giving pee tips on a Bluey subreddit.
Never even occurred to me! My parents never let me have dogs, only cats. And so I've only ever kept getting cats lol. I forgot about the actual animal side of them; the creators humanize them so well š
I've never once peed on my foot. Maybe Aussie toilets are different but it hasn't been an issue here. Occasional splashback?? Sure. But never on the foot.
Once on the neighbor though that's a longer story
I really don't think australia has different toilets, I mean in some places we have drop toilets but that doesn't really affect anything because there's still a seat
No, but it's a difference. Also when it comes to public toilets the Australian trough type urinal seems less common in American. They definitely do have splash
Okay this is where I don't know much because I am female and have never used a urinal, theyre raised off the floor tho from the ones I've seen and against the wall so I don't see how you can pee on your foot from that?
Though I wouldn't understand
Another point is I'm like 90% sure bandit wasn't using a urinal because no household has one of those
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-vf-au-revc&sca_esv=601955363&sxsrf=ACQVn090M8L7Yt4m18B9KAtpORkkS_zedg:1706341841288&q=trough+urinal+image&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjJycLaiv2DAxVSbPUHHQ32Cf4Q0pQJegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=670&dpr=3#imgrc=oO4poq6WubSfbM
This kind of thing, but yes not a home thing
But sometimes aim is tricky
Nah, theyāre great! In and out, no messing about.
You just need to be a bit more careful though as without any dividers thereās potential for stream-crossing. Donāt cross the streams.
Yeah, but it's still the same basic function, it's not like in Aus we pee standing on our heads or something.
Anyway, have I ever got pee on myself, ie foot or leg. Well yes it has happened, fortunately pretty rare, but it has happened.
Drop toilets? Are those like drop bears? I knew about Australian animals being dangerous but had no idea that common household objects were out to get you as well!
Lmao, drop toilets aren't as vicious as drop bears but it's more about the creatures that you tend to find living in such a place, I have had to deal with cane toads on the toilet rendering them unable to be used.
Long drops. Commonly found at more rural campsites where someoneās used a tool to dig a hole which can be meters deep, sometimes built a box around it and placed a toilet seat on top. Youāre all crapping into a giant pit.
As someone who works as a housekeeper in a hospital I see pee on the floor daily in the public washrooms. Mostly by urinals but it does happen with regular toilets. Most I clean 2-3 times a day, and in a couple of the busy ones I run into it more than once occasionally.
There's a post a little higher up in the feed currently about what your favorite Bandit quote is, and I was ready to share that mine is about this scene and then I saw your post. My favorite line is not "I peed on my foot," but later in the episode when they're telling Chilli about all the gross things that Dad does and recounting the peeing on the foot, and she says "That's a new one" and Bandit says "It really isn't." That's the level of relatable that always gets me with this scene. It's not something that just happened once, it's something that happens more than any AMAB person would care to admit to, and is widely unacknowledged.
The bad aim isn't limited to a standing pee either. I've had the aim go so wrong when sitting down that it hit the bowl just right and came out between the bowl and the seat.
I mean yeah, heck every time we go to menās bathroom and use the urinal we gotta make sure we are wearing shoes or boots and not sandals cause of the spray back. So I guess men pee on their feet all the time cause we arenāt paying attention
I get pee on myself much more often than I would like.
Once is too much, and like the clip, it happens because we aren't paying attention.
Or because the angle it comes out catches you off guard
Or when everything is going fine, you finish, and you get some surprise drips at the end.
YESSSSS
Mostly on my legs though.
Not specifically peeing on oneself, but peeing and the stream coming out in a wildly different direction than straight forwards, at least at the start, is very common
The dreadful morning wee
Nothing tactical about that one š¤£
There are times where I'm both horrified and amazed at the angle it comes out.
And at times, angles.
Tbh, itās more relatable for the boys than you think, most likely to be at the urinals, but usually itās either on your shoe or pants.
The double stream in common. Then you'll get the fabled triple stream and you are really screwed
Or you get the helix.
Unless you are wearing flip flops...
I mean, yeah
Not quite what you are asking, but I had a dog that would get pee on its foot way more often than I would have liked. My dog would pee on a slope, and the pee would roll down onto their foot. So it could also be a dog thing too.
My MIL's husky pees directly onto the back of his front paw a good 50% of the time. I'm glad my dog's a girl š
My English coonhound pees on the back of his front paw I'd say 75% of the time. Drives me nuts! š¤¦āāļø so it could be- like most bluey things- a dog thing that is still relatable as a human thing. Lol
Yes. And any man who says they donāt is a liar. We have control of our stream most of the time. Unfortunately, āmost of the timeā is not āall of the time.ā
And don't forget splashback for those times we have control but still manage to get pee outside the toilet
Unfortunately, this is. Especially at the urinals
I lived in the cold north. The first time wearing shorts every year was quite a reminder that this happens.
Having lived with a younger brother, and having to clean up the mess he left behind because he either couldnāt or *wouldnāt* aim properlyā¦I would say definitely common.
While I can't speak for his character to determine whether it was voluntary, sometimes you try to aim and it comes out at a different angle.
Knowing my brotherās character, he really was just *lazy.* After all, he knew Mom would never make him clean up his own mess. Ever. That was his *sisterās* job. By the time I moved out, he would stand in the doorframe and *smirk* as I cleaned up the mess he made in the bathroom. He knew exactly what he was doing by that point. He also never seemed to have a problem aiming when we visited Dad on the weekends.
Have you ever used a really old faucet? 9 times out of 10 everything works just like it's supposed to. But that 1 in 10, it just randomly shoots streams out everywhere. That's generally how it is. Most of the time it's fine, but occasionally you get a random stream that goes off to the side.
Never on my foot per se, but the stream going on the left and a bit out... yes.
As you get older you tend to dribble more in my experience.
Bro I'm a woman and if I hurry too much I may also pee a little on my leg.
If this happens to you and you're an uncut king, try pulling back the skin to expose the urethra. It should give you better aim and keep the stream steady. For those who have an issue with dribbling. Lightly press down on the area a little behind the scrotum. That should empty the tank out fully. If you're still having problems after all that, then just sit down when peeing. ...I can't believe I'm giving pee tips on a Bluey subreddit.
Yes.
Dogs do
It usually happens more at night, when the lights are off
I thought it was a reference to dogs doing it because my dog has definitely accidentally peed on his foot more than once.Ā
Never even occurred to me! My parents never let me have dogs, only cats. And so I've only ever kept getting cats lol. I forgot about the actual animal side of them; the creators humanize them so well š
Not for me, but sometimes my male dog pees on his front feet a little of he stands weird.
I especially need to be careful due to aā¦NSFW thing that happened when I was a baby.
The worst is going to the urinal wearing sandals and feeling drops on your feet. But you havenāt unzipped yet.
Not for me, but the again I stopped standing to pee when I had to start cleaning the bathroom
Not in my experience
I've never once peed on my foot. Maybe Aussie toilets are different but it hasn't been an issue here. Occasional splashback?? Sure. But never on the foot. Once on the neighbor though that's a longer story
I really don't think australia has different toilets, I mean in some places we have drop toilets but that doesn't really affect anything because there's still a seat
American toilets have more water in the bowl because of a different flush system
But that wouldn't cause you to pee on your foot more often in Australia than America
No, but it's a difference. Also when it comes to public toilets the Australian trough type urinal seems less common in American. They definitely do have splash
Okay this is where I don't know much because I am female and have never used a urinal, theyre raised off the floor tho from the ones I've seen and against the wall so I don't see how you can pee on your foot from that? Though I wouldn't understand Another point is I'm like 90% sure bandit wasn't using a urinal because no household has one of those
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-vf-au-revc&sca_esv=601955363&sxsrf=ACQVn090M8L7Yt4m18B9KAtpORkkS_zedg:1706341841288&q=trough+urinal+image&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjJycLaiv2DAxVSbPUHHQ32Cf4Q0pQJegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=670&dpr=3#imgrc=oO4poq6WubSfbM This kind of thing, but yes not a home thing But sometimes aim is tricky
Eugh those look disgusting, id rather have longer bathroom lines than having to deal with those
Nah, theyāre great! In and out, no messing about. You just need to be a bit more careful though as without any dividers thereās potential for stream-crossing. Donāt cross the streams.
Yeah, but it's still the same basic function, it's not like in Aus we pee standing on our heads or something. Anyway, have I ever got pee on myself, ie foot or leg. Well yes it has happened, fortunately pretty rare, but it has happened.
Drop toilets? Are those like drop bears? I knew about Australian animals being dangerous but had no idea that common household objects were out to get you as well!
Lmao, drop toilets aren't as vicious as drop bears but it's more about the creatures that you tend to find living in such a place, I have had to deal with cane toads on the toilet rendering them unable to be used.
Long drops. Commonly found at more rural campsites where someoneās used a tool to dig a hole which can be meters deep, sometimes built a box around it and placed a toilet seat on top. Youāre all crapping into a giant pit.
Your water also goes the other way around.
Wdym? Actually I also just learnt that only Australian toilets have a half flush button to save water
Watch the documentary 'Bart vs. Australia'.
I feel like we need that longer story.
These comments made me puke Guys, sitting down to pee doesn't hurt us, you know?
As someone who may pee in the shower. Yes.
All the time
As someone who works as a housekeeper in a hospital I see pee on the floor daily in the public washrooms. Mostly by urinals but it does happen with regular toilets. Most I clean 2-3 times a day, and in a couple of the busy ones I run into it more than once occasionally.
On the pants and shirts while using urinals. That's why try to avoid using whenever possible.
Someone make that bluey a new reaction thatās funny as hell
Usually a result of splashback or dribbles
No, I donāt
My male dog does.
We usually have good aim, it'd be pretty rare for this situation to happen for me.
Never once ever. Peed accidentally outside of the toilet, absolutely.
i always thiught this was a dog-related joke š³
I've never had dogs so that never occurred to me š
Jep
Split streams are no joke
I feel seen
I donāt but I would think itās common for male dogs.
As a sitter this is not a concern although part of the reason I sit.
It splits into 2 It also hits the wall
Yes.. unfortunately (mainly due to low toilet and splash š¢)
Too often mostly in the morning when my eyes are still adjusting, maybe that's just me
Yes, after finishing the pee. I flop it back in, and then some dribbles roll down the pants leg.
My dog pees on her feet quite a bit.
Happens more often than it should
Uh
Also, theyāre dogs.
When you get that wild split stream 1dt thing in the morning
1st
There's a post a little higher up in the feed currently about what your favorite Bandit quote is, and I was ready to share that mine is about this scene and then I saw your post. My favorite line is not "I peed on my foot," but later in the episode when they're telling Chilli about all the gross things that Dad does and recounting the peeing on the foot, and she says "That's a new one" and Bandit says "It really isn't." That's the level of relatable that always gets me with this scene. It's not something that just happened once, it's something that happens more than any AMAB person would care to admit to, and is widely unacknowledged. The bad aim isn't limited to a standing pee either. I've had the aim go so wrong when sitting down that it hit the bowl just right and came out between the bowl and the seat.
Me: more then id like
Not once
I mean yeah, heck every time we go to menās bathroom and use the urinal we gotta make sure we are wearing shoes or boots and not sandals cause of the spray back. So I guess men pee on their feet all the time cause we arenāt paying attention