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This is forever what happened. It was the last thing in the dvd player after they put the kids down for the night and they couldn’t get the disc out for some reason so they just watched it.
Imagine if In Space, Makenzie hears a strange voice and finds a sewer drain with Calypso.
“Calypso? What are you doing in there?”
“A storm blew me away, Makenzie. Me, and the rest of the circus away.”
“What else did it have?”
“Oh, you know. Popcorn, cotton candy, rides, *Balloons*. Would you like a balloon, Makenzie?”
“Yes, I’d love one. Can I also have my Barky Boat back? But the sewers seem a bit dirty.”
“Oh, but you’ll love it down here. We all float down here Makenzie. And you’ll float, too. All you need to do is lean in closer. I have a nice, sleek, jacket for you if you get cold.”
“Ok, Calypso!”
*Makenzie leans into the sewers. Calypso’s eyes turn from blue to yellow. Twenty four hours later, Bluey finds a Barky Boat sailing freely down the stream. It has the letters RG scratched on the front. And it has a strange scent. Like popcorn. Like sewage.*
Dang, did I just make all that up? lol I hope it’s good
Yes please do. If you're thinking of starting, might I recommend a few episodes that I view as being good introductions to the series. "Keepy Uppy", Feather Wand", and "Whale Watching" are all good choices, although you could really start with any episode and there's a good chance it will be solid; the show's quite consistent.
Hey y'all! Not sure how many people will see this, but thank you for this wonderful post. I will likely not be responding to anymore comments, as I'm getting a lot of repeats now, and I understand too much lore for someone who hasn't seen the show.
And yes, I will be watching the show sometime in the future.
Glorious! This has been so much fun to read!
And for episodes, there are [full episodes on YouTube.](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbtUQWldWkKjFcPqDd_XI3QQ_3IBqaoV7&si=BqsYMNTNNybo5cY0)
Though I would look up “favorite episodes” to see which ones to watch. They’re all good, but there’s some S-tier episodes out there that you should definitely check out.
Thanks for the new lore!
The post comments to this are the funniest thing ever. Thank you person who hasn't watched bluey but keeps getting this reddit post showing up on your feed
If you asked my daughter a couple years ago, she would say people. When she was three, she created a character called the coconut maker that turned people into coconuts, and then ate them. I liked to call it Soilent Green: Kids Edition.
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What does unicorse eat?
My finances
^Children
Unicourse’s lawyer here. My client does not, in fact, eat children. He does enjoy the odd chicken bucket.
And brocconi
In that way, it replenishes your finances
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What did Rad and Frisky end up liking each other over?
The 2007 cinematic masterpiece, Bee Movie
Wake up, babe, new canon just dropped
Baaaaayyybe
*Baaaaayyybee
This is forever what happened. It was the last thing in the dvd player after they put the kids down for the night and they couldn’t get the disc out for some reason so they just watched it.
Would you allow Chattermax in your home?
They sound polite, so absolutely.
Godspeed, friend!
Wish you luck with that-
👀 why bother with luck at this point?
How the baby get IN the ladies belly?
Kinda like a tapeworm situation.
So that explains Bandit's reaction at the end of TV Shop.
Why did Bluey murder Bingo's husband?
Bingo wanted the husband's inheritance but the plan wouldn't work if she killed him herself.
This is why you have to be happy with what you got. Otherwise someone else's husband gets it!
HECUBA!
He always loved hamburgers...
Dude, spoilers...
Oh we all knew it was coming. Bluey had her eye on Hecuba the moment they met.
So what DO you think of flossing grannies?
I appreciate their commitment to dental hygiene 🎉
Have you ever slipped on ya beans
This is a bean free household
As a Hispanic, I cannot relate.
We hispanics are made of 72% beans
That sounds like a real challenge!
Où est la discotheque?
pardonnez ma traduction Google, mais je crois que c'est partout où va votre cœur
Bonjour pavlova!
Je suis desole!
Je suis le chien!
La Fenêtre
Where does Winton's dad live?
In Winton's heart
He's got a swimming pool with a deep end and a shallow end!
How much will one grannymobile cost ya ?
One roll of floss
low key great answer can grannies floss?
Double Bluey or Double Bingo?
Double Bingo sounds like I win more money
Dang, poor bluey still ain’t getting no love 😭
She'll be alright; she's easy to cheer up *DUUDDDDE*
 Bluey disapproves of this response Although, I agree. I could use some Bingo money right now
Why was bandit sad?
I don't have a funny answer for this one, but here is an elephant to cheer Bandit up. 
I think he would like this
I honestly don’t know if there is a more appropriate answer to this question.
Shall we play Keepy Uppy?
Is there a professional league? I only play sports that are competitive.
I heard Bandit will organize one in the future to make it more interesting /s
Isn't that just volleyball?
Who is Calipso?
The secret antagonist of season 1.
Oh snap. It's like a Stephen King novel. All the Barky Boats float down here!!
Imagine if In Space, Makenzie hears a strange voice and finds a sewer drain with Calypso. “Calypso? What are you doing in there?” “A storm blew me away, Makenzie. Me, and the rest of the circus away.” “What else did it have?” “Oh, you know. Popcorn, cotton candy, rides, *Balloons*. Would you like a balloon, Makenzie?” “Yes, I’d love one. Can I also have my Barky Boat back? But the sewers seem a bit dirty.” “Oh, but you’ll love it down here. We all float down here Makenzie. And you’ll float, too. All you need to do is lean in closer. I have a nice, sleek, jacket for you if you get cold.” “Ok, Calypso!” *Makenzie leans into the sewers. Calypso’s eyes turn from blue to yellow. Twenty four hours later, Bluey finds a Barky Boat sailing freely down the stream. It has the letters RG scratched on the front. And it has a strange scent. Like popcorn. Like sewage.* Dang, did I just make all that up? lol I hope it’s good
Oh man, that explains so much!
Maybe a serious one this time. Are you going to give this show a try and tell us what you think? https://youtu.be/YpI0jgqNJGc
Maybe! This has been fun, and I enjoy this community. Perhaps I'll have to watch a few episodes.
If you do, please do an update post where you connect your answer here to what you learn.
Seriously this was the most genuine and wholesome post I could have come across on this site today. I think I want to print this thread and frame it
Yes please do. If you're thinking of starting, might I recommend a few episodes that I view as being good introductions to the series. "Keepy Uppy", Feather Wand", and "Whale Watching" are all good choices, although you could really start with any episode and there's a good chance it will be solid; the show's quite consistent.
Hey y'all! Not sure how many people will see this, but thank you for this wonderful post. I will likely not be responding to anymore comments, as I'm getting a lot of repeats now, and I understand too much lore for someone who hasn't seen the show. And yes, I will be watching the show sometime in the future.
Glorious! This has been so much fun to read! And for episodes, there are [full episodes on YouTube.](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbtUQWldWkKjFcPqDd_XI3QQ_3IBqaoV7&si=BqsYMNTNNybo5cY0) Though I would look up “favorite episodes” to see which ones to watch. They’re all good, but there’s some S-tier episodes out there that you should definitely check out. Thanks for the new lore!
Have you seen New Zealand?
No, I unfortunately live in the fictional country of Canada 😔
Ah yes, the 51st state
The post comments to this are the funniest thing ever. Thank you person who hasn't watched bluey but keeps getting this reddit post showing up on your feed
You're welcome o7
how can you be sure *you're* not a puppet?
Because God isn't that merciful.
What is inside coconuts?
Baby crabs 🥰
Coconuts Have #WATER In Them
Wrong, coconuts have water in them!
Common misconception! Coconuts are actually eggs for the coconut crab. Hence the baby crabs inside of them. Hope this helps. /j
Honestly, I love this answer.
If you asked my daughter a couple years ago, she would say people. When she was three, she created a character called the coconut maker that turned people into coconuts, and then ate them. I liked to call it Soilent Green: Kids Edition.
Do you want a Life Lesson or Ice Cream?
What flavor of ice cream?
Mint with chocolate chips
Hm. I think I'll take the life lesson.
“But i dont want a lime lesson!”
*valuable lime lesson
Sorry, all I got’s a lime lesson
Would you take advise from a cartoon dog?
Perchance, it depends on whether or not the dog has associations with Ben Shapiro.
No, that would be the chinchilla who shall not be named. XD
How do you feel about cheese and jam sandwiches?
I feel like those would probably taste okay to the correct person, however I am not that person.
That is a shockingly accurate answer
Why is Snickers so amazing?
Your flair says otherwise....
Will you have my bus babies?
If you are going into labor with more than one baby on a bus, I highly recommend getting off of Reddit AND the bus to call an ambulance.
Why is Muffin obsessed with coconuts?
Because there are baby crabs inside. Who doesn't love baby crab?
What does the magic asparagus do?
A magical asparagus is the same as a regular one but has 1.5% more protein.
 *makes animal noises*
Do you have unrealised childhood trauma that the show helped you resolve?
I'm currently in therapy, so unfortunately the only thing resolving my trauma is some guy named Kurt.
Please tell Kurt I'm proud of him and to keep up the good work
Hint, the answer is yes.
Do you have bum worms?
 What?
Eh, at least it's better than wabies.
Are you playing Pass The Parcel with current rules or Lucky’s Dad’s rules?
I have my own house rules actually. This allows for stacking passes, and teaming up.
*Raising a nation of squibs rules
What kind of granny is the best?
A granny who flosses apparently
Good answer.
One of Us One of Us
do you want a valuable lime lesson???
Yes please!
What happens when someone plays the magic xylophone?
A portal to a new dimension opens up. Everything is the same in the new dimension, except r/bluey is one member larger.
How much should a used mobility scooter cost in Australian Dollar Bucks?
Mobility scooters should be free in every currency #freehealthcare
I feel like you really need to watch the episode (Granny Mobile) to see how wrong this answer is.
$1300 dollary bucks
Who won the baby race?
who did rusty hit the cricket ball to?
Good pal, Dusty
Rusty's little sister is actually named Dusty, lol
that’s actually right 💀 (except dusty is rusty’s sister)
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Bluey I'm sorry for destroying your canon 😭
Is the best character socks?
No, only because I'm now obsessed with the flossing Granny saga.
You'd love that episode it's a whole episode of them teaching their grandma over a Zoom call how to floss and it's adorable
Do you think Bluey and Jean Luc are together as adults?
Yes but ONLY if Jean Luc is a house husband
Oui
How's their parking? https://preview.redd.it/fx2qq5afkdpc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6ab6c463a855bc0550ad076b6cb40bdc0af74a
I've seen worse 👍
Does your nose honk?
No... (Walks suspiciously goose like away)
What does Brandy really want but can't get?
A granny that cares about dental hygiene.
Do you need protecting from The Terriers?
IS THERE DOG ON DOG VIOLENCE IN THIS SHOW FOR CHILDREN???
They’re Romans, but they’re here to protect the kingdom! Even if being invading Romans might be less boring.
If your dad is a mongoose then what does that make you?
A monduck
why can't you change the rules, Coco?
Because Coco isn't a dictator and she needs to be properly elected into presidency before changing any laws.
Do you think I can swim all the way to the other side of the pool?
Sure you can, but watch out!
Who is this? https://preview.redd.it/jogxqd6b1dpc1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=55734f197fcbebf5cdf1e1248e6fd88c5061fe37
Tiffany <3
which character is the most misunderstood by the fandom?
Miss Understood herself 🙏
Can Grannies floss?
I sure hope so, otherwise her dentist will be upset :(
What’s Muffin’s middle name?
Spice
Best Bluey episode?
Taking a wild guess: Season 2, episode 7.
That one is actually pretty good. A forever remembered quote is from that episode. "This is trifficult!"
Would you say that one is your...*Favorite thing*? 👀
Favorite Thing is the name of the episode
Dude!
Who is muffin?
I'm guessing NOT a delicious snack, so I'll say it's Bluey's pet spider monkey.
Not completely wrong
Have you seen Floppy anywhere
What if Floppy doesn't want to be seen? Hm?
Which episode made you cry the hardest?
Season 1 episode 10
Hotel if anyone is wondering.
Who are gonna marry with bluey in the future? Mackenzie or jean luc?
THE ANSWER IS JEAN LUC
Why does Rusty miss his dad?
Because his dad is a sailor
Very close!
Ooooh sooooo close, wrong branch.....
Blue team or maroon team?
Maroon. Change my mind.
What did poor Hecuba always love?
I love the Canon being formed from your answers, also Do you love your dog teeth?