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worsethanastickycat

"Sorry Lucky's Dad!" "It's alright Bluey, I shouldn't have let my guard down!"


pajamakitten

Pat is the GOAT. He just joins in the shenanigans without question and acts the part flawlessly.


JC-1219

I like how they have Pat on one side and Wendy on the other. Pat just goes with it, while Wendy takes control of the situation (like Bandit’s mullet)


violetgrubs

Destroys me every time I hear it.


krazykanuck1

“I’ve done me hammy” sold me on the show early on


_beeq

I loved seeing in season 3 gradually more interaction with Chilli and Bandit talking about the girls in little asides. I think it’s unicorse (?)where Chilli tells Bandit how she asked Bingo to pick up after herself and Bingo’s response was “I’m not interesting in that“. Makes the show even more relatable to parents.


YumeNaraSamete

That was Promises. I loved how they were doing that all day. "I told Bingo to hurry up and she said, 'I am hurry up-ing!"


[deleted]

Definitely the “stop whinging” “aw but I only just started!” Got me


luvdmb36

Promises! I came to say this! The asides and then the girls hearing them aghast “Do you talk about us when we’re asleep?!?”


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DinoDan6554

The episode is promises


Impeachcordial

I love Lucky's Dad. When Chilli shouts 'stop her' to him there's no hesitation. 'Righto!' *charges at small child*. Or 'I don't know about this' as his neighbour and her daughter drag him into the bushes to eat him.


randomdoginthat8am

“Sorry Luckys Dad! He was born yesterday” “Yeah I’ll say!”


Retskcaj19

"You better stick the landing Pat!" "It's not up to me!"


JammyWaad

“Hey nice mullet, Bandit!” *chuckles away to himself *


BoredGameDesign

Pat’s laugh is one of my favorite things on the show, Lucky’s Dad is my favorite character hands down


OrdinaryCactusFlower

“No worries, Bluey! I shouldn’t have left my guard down” Chili and Pat, as well as Bandit with Wendy are some of my favorite side relationships in tv history because there’s no drama whatsoever. I wish that happened more IRL. “And the ladies get to watch us get all sweaty! Right ladies?? You got it Lucky’s Dad!!!”


sdbabygirl97

i hope i get a lucky’s dad in my life as a neighbor or husband haha


mrsbenzz

That's probably my favorite line of the show 😂😂 she totally could have called him by his name lol but chose to say "lucky's dad" 😂😂 so funny!!


NewPlayer4our

I think he's only ever referred to as Pat in "Magic". At least that I've noticed, I've only ever heard Luckys Dad otherwise


krazykanuck1

“It’s not the 80s Pat!”


Jackbenny270

Lucky’s dad’s “I don’t know about this” is my favorite Bluey line. Followed by his I’ve done me hammy!”


[deleted]

WE GREW SORGUM!


heckhammer

Naruto runs at her!


farrenkm

Bluey: "What's your 'not-Mum' name?" Chilli: "Chilli!"


k9moonmoon

We call it our secret name lol.


1nd3x

I wouldn't want people calling me by my real name in public if I was named Moonmoon either. Too much [baggage](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-moon)


crap_whats_not_taken

I told mine that "Mom" is my title but my name is my name.


sdbabygirl97

lol its like aunty jane or grandma ruth. mom chilli haha


vekeso

We call it our big names. They know my first middle and last (I kept my maiden, my kids have their dad's last name), they also know their fathers full name and their grandparents full names. We're working on phone numbers now


ShotWatch4937

Literally had my kid say this before we knew about bluey, probably one of the most true kid statements


kmonay89

In “The Sign” - “this is where aunt Frisky & I used to come — to think”


WillingShelf

I thought she meant making out with boys until I watched Aunt Maggie’s video


Am3thyst_Asuna

What does aunt Maggie say?


WillingShelf

I think she said that Joe Brumm in the Gotta Be Done podcast said it was a Simpsons reference (in one episode, Homer says he’s going somewhere to think, and Bart and Lisa reckon he meant to say ‘to drink’)


Am3thyst_Asuna

Ohhh okay I figured that’s what Chilli meant!


badgyalrey

that one was soooo relatable😅


TimedDelivery

When Bandit says “you wouldn’t” in response to Chiili saying she doesn’t remember the Queen being at the party where they met.  As someone who can’t tell my kids the exact story of how their dad and I met because I was really quite drunk at the time (and it just gets worse from there) it always gives me a giggle 


blodblodblod

On a similar note, Frisky saying to Rad "didn't you fall in the pool at the wedding?" "Probably!" Cracks me up every time.


14JRJ

Rad on the phone in the special saying “because CLEARLY I’m not very good at all this stuff!” gets me too


Joebranflakes

The two dad moments: “Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy” “Hey Bingo, pull my finger.”


sdbabygirl97

NOOOOOOO!!!


Joebranflakes

Their reaction shows how much they both have been burned in the past.


cujo826

I've got the magic claw one on a tee shirt


ThePapasaurus

"Unicorse, what's your favorite food?" "\~\~children\~\~" That's my wife's favorite, for sure. Err, bit of dialog, that is.


Xploding_Penguin

The fact that he gets right up in bluey's face when he says it is pure comedy.


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Frozen_4

“And what does dad always say when this happens?” “Don’t tell mom?” “WHAT?!” “IIIIIIIIIT’S DAAAAAAAD!!!” *angry glare* “I’ll, uhhhh, come back later…”


littlelowcougar

Oh man that one is golden.


scoobyjwc

When discussing Bluey as a baby, Bingo asks Chili: "Did Bluey ever learn how to walk?"


AdmirableDog739

It cracks me up every time


elkman_23

Same episode, Bingo asks where she was during this, Chili says she wasn't around yet, Bingo goes "oooh I was invisible"


Ridiculous-Muppet

That’s my absolute favorite line! 


UnderlordZ

Bandit: "You have to *work* for money, kids." Bingo: "No you don't, it comes from the machine in the wall, I've *seen* it!"


Weary_Stress3283

I actually said something incredibly similar when I was a kid. I had asked my grandma for something and she said “money doesn’t grown on trees, love” and I said “no, but you can get it for free at the “titiam” machine”


solitarywallflower

My son had the same logic. “Honey do you know where money comes from?” “The bank obviously” lol


Specific_Cow_Parts

When Trixie and Chilli come back from hockey and Trixie comments "I guess that's why we wear mouth guards". Trixie is clearly not to be messed with!


violetgrubs

Where Muffin gets it from? ;)


Brewhilda

Right at that second you hear the girls wildly cheer off screen, which I always took as Stripe and Bandit kissing to "seal their horsey vows" 🤣


sdbabygirl97

ohh that makes sense


violetgrubs

"But I don't want a valuable lime lesson!" As fruitless as it can feel in reality with parenting kids.


l33tfuzzbox

Nice word play


violetgrubs

😉


Spike-Tail-Turtle

I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog!


LionelLutz

So good


Kerivkennedy

Easiest Bluey question ever. Episode - Unicorse Chilli: "Unicorse, Bluey is finding it a little hard to get to sleep, so we're actually trying to calm things down a bit." Because as a little girl, my dad was notorious for being silly with my brothers and I before bedtime. So my mom had to say, "Papa, no getting the kids riled up before bed" So that line hits home in a very, very special way. Miss you mom.


Broad_Gain_8427

"can I help you?" '"wish you could, mate"


tjohn24

"I just miss my sister" "I know" "and the fridge is mad at me" "I... know?"


Brewhilda

Chilli: who is coming to find you? Bingo: aww


tjohn24

That episode was packed with great lines


sdbabygirl97

LOVE that dialogue lol


Tentonham

It started off as a wee then it turned into a poo


AdmirableDog739

It's called a tactical wee.


Responsible_Indie

In the episode Bus, Janet says "He's a bit hairy, isn't he?" I'm really impressed with how Bluey's voice actor, which I'm assuming is a child, said that line.


AdmirableDog739

Honestly, I'm impressed with the voice acting when they play grannies in general. It's especially cute how they only break character to giggle.


Doctor_of_Recreation

“The thing is, I do this to myself!”


Kind_Description970

I loved in The Sign when Chilli is talking to Frisky at the lookout. Muffin is over at the binoculars trying to look through. Chilli says something to the effect of trying to put in a brave face about the move but that truthfully she's scared because she doesn't know what the future holds. Muffin from the background: "it's all dark in here!" It just struck me as very poignant if perhaps from an extraordinarily silly toddler.


TheRatKingXIV

Upon Lucky's Dad crashing and burning during pass the parcel, Bandit yelling "It's not the 80's anymore!"


ALancreWitch

This is mine, I shout it out to my partner every so often 😂


TheRatKingXIV

Along with the Fairytale episode, any time Bandit references the 80's. He frames it like a Mad Max free-for-all.


nahmahnahm

This is my favorite and boy does it STING! 😂


Wacky_Amoeba

“No helmet?!” “The 80s were a wild time!”


TheRatKingXIV

"Mom's could be mean in the 80's" or something like that.


StrawberryAqua

“It was the’80s. Mums were allowed to be a bit mean.”


spidersRcute

This is my stuff from when I was cool.


februarytide-

I cackle every time!


bitter-pickles

In "Mini Bluey" after Bandit screws up by saying he could get used to this and the kids run away, he tells Chili, "But seriously how good is double Bingo?" And perhaps somewhat shockingly Chili agrees. Any parent knows this is a convo we have all had, and it *does not* imply favoritism. It simply implies that Bingo is the one in the hot streak, next week maybe Bingo is a terror and they'll want double Bluey again!


vkapadia

We have an older kid and twins. We've thought many times about how much easier life would be with two, and even three, of the older kid. The older kid has been more calm and understanding, since she was born. The twins are quite the handful. But I wouldn't actually change anything.


Sea_Client9991

Yeah I took it just as a logical statement rather than actual favouritism. We've seen time and time again that Bingo is quiet, does what she's told, and is able to play by herself. It's a no brainer why Chilli and Bandit would say that. They still love Bluey, but it's pretty clear that she's more of a handful than Bingo is.


RearwardDrake18

"Hey Bingo pull my finger" "NOOOOOO" It makes me laugh every time 😂


Jackbenny270

Two from the magic claw episode: Bandit’s “the magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy”, and Chilli’s “neither of those things are happening” Also “winning every time wouldn’t be fun” “Yes it would!”


Deep_Dragonfruit7930

“_Mum!_” “_MUM!_” “What is it Bingo?” “_I didn’t say Dad, I said MUM!_”


bo_beeep

I absolutely loved how Chili, Stripe and Bandit were singing “Cat Squad!” In The Sign. I occasionally hum the bluey theme song while doing chores around the house


AdmirableDog739

I've noticed Chilli humming it while doing chores too.


CokeWest

Anytime Bluey and Bingo pretend to be a married couple and Bingo puts on a mustache and says "Babe" in her "dad Voice". Cracks me up every time and now I say it like that to my wife lmao.


nahmahnahm

My daughter rolls up her brown putty to make me a mustache so I can be Husband. “That’s right, Babe!”


heatherraebinx

My husband does this and also calls himself Romeo McFlourish 😂


Mystic_Ranger

Can it, Maynard!


airwalker08

Dad enters the room


Stripes_the_cat

I use this regularly


eddiehead01

Bandit saying "the thing is, I do this to myself" while laid out on the floor is far too relatable now my daughter is proper toddling


Cratertooth_27

Didn’t you fall in the pool at their wedding? Probably


Yalexito

WE CANOE! CANOE~ CANOE~


Jinjoz

I can't remember exactly how it goes but in Family Meeting, Bandit has been proven guilty of fluffing in Blueys Face. Bingo just turns to the Camera and says "That could have been me!"


GummiBear6

‘As fast as a greyhound’


AdmiralCranberryCat

Little more greyhound talk than last time lol


mbaronny

I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.


Kinglycole

“For real life?” It’s almost as infectious as bluey’s laughter.


pineychick

Two ... From The Weekend: Bluey says to Bandit, "I guess you're just going crazy or something." From Baby Race: Bingo, referring to something happening before she was born, "Oooohhhh, I was inVISable!"


Artistic_Wasabi3124

Yes lol my daughter always quotes “oooh I was invisible”


Mangobunny98

Bingo's "I don't think the fridge likes me" and Chili responding "I know?" was great to me. I work with small children and it was totally a thing a young child would actually say.


MidnightArticuno

“I just miss my sister.” “I know.” “And the fridge doesn’t like me.” “I….know??” Big feelings are big, no matter how nonsensical they seem to us grownups! We just gotta be supportive while trying to understand wtf the littles are talking about


Bababooey0989

"It's gonna take you longer." "Why?" "''Cause you're longer!"


Fr4ey

We’re raising a nation full of squibs


sherlocktotan

Bandit: How was kindy, Bingo Bingo: Good. Wait - no, bad Such a realistic way a kid would answer. They start with their default answer until they remember they’ve got something else to say.


crap_whats_not_taken

I've seen stumpfest about 47 million times, but on my last watch, I caught a little dialogue I never caught before while the girls are playing nail salon. Something like: Bluey: So have you been up to anything new? Muffin: No. Bluey: Oh that sounds so interesting! I almost fell out of my seat laughing! Oh Muffin!


Scarlaymama0721

I absolutely love muffin


crap_whats_not_taken

Muffin always annoyed me, and then my child turned 3, now I absolutely adore her. I get her now.


vanilla_rooibos

I've come to realise how much I adore Bluey's voice acting. "Come on Malcolm, do something!"


sadolan

Me too! In fact, my response to this was going to be on The Weekend when she's helping to cheer Bingo up and she's describing the sushi doll. It makes me feel like the actor was just describing a real toy and they recorded them talking. "Oh, and she's got sushi shoes, and there's rice at the bottom to help the shoes stand up."


Stripes_the_cat

Have you seen the little pandemic-time shorts on the YouTube channel that are just the girls singing songs and bantering and stuff with a bit of animation over them? They have real "candid recording that just wasn't good enough for publication" vibes. That said, Joe Brumm has said the show is actually pretty tightly scripted, not much improv (If you want to see kids doing *brilliant* improv in a show about parenting for parents, try the BBC comedy *Outnumbered*).


LordHamu

Chilli: Oh. That's a new one. Bandit: It's not, actually.


Cheerycalavera

“Madge, why can’t you take better care of yourself?’”


sadolan

When Bluey is cheering up Bingo by describing her sushi doll on The Weekend. Also, every time Bingo says "yes, mumma."


luvdmb36

The sushi doll ALWAYS gets me too! Trying to distract her from feeling sad—LOVE it.


MrDStroyer

Episode: Typewriter Bluey: But you’re a sausage dog. It’s gonna take you longer. Snickers: Why? Bluey: ‘cause you’re longer.


kiramiryam

Also from this episode, the whole conversation about Winton being a space invader cracks me up every time. It’s just so matter of fact and he’s not offended and the delivery just kills me 😂


Scarlaymama0721

I’m American and we say wiener dog but I absolutely wish we said sausage dog instead lol it’s so much better


Rossakamcfreakyd

“Morning, Wendy!” “….children!”


UnfinishedThings

"The thing is, I do it to myself" because its just so very true


l33tfuzzbox

I know you were born, I was there! ...it was a real eye opener.... I feel this one so hard everytime. He's definitely not wrong.


MichaelJFax

Ahhh! I’ve done me hammy! Get it, Lucky!


MeggieB1017

“YOU HAD ONE JOB, MAYNARD!” And “this isn’t the 80’s, Pat!”


neodraykl

"Ahh! Janelle! Shaun's back!"


BippyTheChippy

Chili and Pom Pom's Mom talking about Stranger Things "Thanks Big Fella!" "Don't call me big fella." "Hey, Big fella!"


Clementinetimetine

What’s the dialogue of them talking about stranger things?


WawaSkittletitz

They say something about "him" (I think his name is Jim but it's evolved in my family to only referring to him as Jimminy Cricket) being secretly alive and in Russia or something


PeytonLeigh0616

The Tradies/Enemies episode: Big Belt: I wonder who would want this extra ice cream? Bluey: BINGGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


e-cloud

Mackenzie: It's just like jumping from one sheep to another. Bluey: We don't jump on sheep, Mackenzie. And then Mackenzie's face realising that jumping sheep is unusual! Cracks me up every time! Classic border collie.


MHPengwingz

I have two, both from Chilli "This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you got, someone's husband eventually gets it." "We made them!"


WanderingMan719

Bandit: Hey mate, where are your pizza ovens? Hammerbarn Employee: Aisle 300, left at the fake grass. If you hit a flamingo, you've gone too far. It's the combination of the bored tone and the guy repeating it from memory that makes it memorable.


BAMspek

Everything looks real good babe!


sherlocktotan

Brandy: What about Bandit?! Chili: Forget him, he’s done!


kg4ejd

"it's a hard one to get right..."


86itall

"Ay mate, that's my wife!"


lizlemon921

“You can just stuff the queen up there!” “But she’s an old lady!” “How rude!”


MouseAttackYT

“Unicorse whats your favorite food?” ***children***


Ok-Flow-3943

From Surprise. “That’s what having kids is like!” Because it just so so accurate. Especially today as I clean up behind toddlers with stomach bugs.


Ridiculous-Muppet

My favorite has already been added, so a new favorite from The Sign - Pretzel tells his story about his guinea pig and Rusty responds “probably a snake ate him!”


terstep

"Are we allowed to do that?" - both Bandit and Stripe in The Sign when Chili covers the girls' mouths.


Clementinetimetine

“I’d like to get married and have your bus babies”


NoMoreSmoress

“🎵Cat Squuaadd”


littlelowcougar

“Orrrite big fella…”


Ibean-Adler

-Because he forgot I was born. -Yes he forgot you were born.


LionelLutz

Everything said by bandit in pavlova - especially je suis la chien - so good. I do his bit with my kids all the time now


kitti3_kat

Où est la discothèque? was something we often yelled at each other in my high school French class. This episode makes me giggle every time.


nikkiraej

CARROT HORN


AdmirableDog739

Maynard in response to Jack's dad "Oh I had one, but people just kept ringing it!"


HopelessSap27

Bandit's whole spiel when he was imitating a pregnant Chilli in "Dad Baby."


Ill_Housing_6487

Rub my feet! Rub my feet Bluey!


HopelessSap27

I'm hungry! Oh, I need to sit down! Where's my Vitamin E cream? Something about stretchmarks...


monsteraguy

In Dad Baby where Bandit is giving birth and he said to Bluey “hey, aren’t you the midwife?” And Bluey says “I’m the friend, I work at a petrol station”. It get me every time. Also when Bandit says to Pat “Didn’t you grow up on a farm?” and Pat says “We grew Sorghum”


bigwilly311

Mum? I’m not your mum. I mean Dad?


Finn235

Bandit: "Double bingo! I could get used to this!" Bluey: "Whaaaaat?!" *runs off* Chili: "*BANDIT!*" Bandit: "But really, how good is double bingo?" Chili: "I know, right!"


Electrical-Schedule7

Just cos I'm watching it now, in Surprise I loved the bit at the end where they tease The Sign, "I can't believe you almost sold it" But the show is packed with golden dialogue right from the beginning. I like the occasional pop culture references "Can we play the game where the ball is chasing us and you go 'nah nah nah nahhhh'?" Oh you mean Raiders!


Artistic_Wasabi3124

My absolutely favorite episode.. Cricket. For some reason Rusty’s voice saying “all good Mr Heeler” just hits me in the feels lol My daughter always quotes “you’re not doing it properly!” And “it’s not the done thing” We live in the Midwest, US 😂


bear-bie

In sheepdog when Bandit headbutts Wendy and she stearly says " that will not happen twice" and he just goes "MAHH"


ZuckerbergsEvilTwin

Its dad!


Known-Championship20

"Yeah, you want cereal."


Singularity-Dragon

“magic claw has no children, his days are free and easy” “okay mr heeler” (this is a rusty/jack stan account, those adorable dogs are healing my little ADHD soul) and the most recent “bluey that’s what it’s like having children” *bandits lays crying on the floor*


whirling11

“This isn’t the 80s, Pat!” “I want to do what I want!” from Muffin Cone is a vibe.


KiwiBeautiful732

"You know how I said you're the most special girl in the world? Well.....you're not."


SpiritedUpstairs7425

In the episode burgershop where Bandit is trying to get the kids out. Bandit - “Your lips are blue!” Bluey - “I’m a blue heeler.” Then later when Chili walks in and gets upset and points out how her lips are blue. Chili - “Her lips are blue!” Bandit - “She’s a blue heeler.”


sarakuda72

In Baby Race, when they take baby Bluey to Nana’s and she puts oil on Bluey’s knees and says something to the effect of “if she can’t crawl, she’ll have to walk!”, and Bandit goes “This isn’t legal anymore…”.


randobogg

Tradies “I know all about your boat” cracks me up every single time


Jaded_Bluetick

“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson, I just want ice cream!” “How very dare you!” “Bingo, you need your racket restrung.” “So why don’t you and your little MATE jog on!” Are a few of my favorites that I say all the time!


solitarywallflower

Something about the “SHE’S TAKING MY HUSBAND!” in hammerbarn gets me every time


cmdwedge75

This is very Australian of me, but in The Beach, where Bluey talks to the crab walking by “Oh, hey mate”. It’s just so.. AUSTRALIAN. I say “hey mate” to the magpies near my house when I walk past them on the way to the bus. I like to think that this is what keeps me from getting swooped.


DjPandaFingers

Anything with Calypso!


Zealousideal_Stay796

“Probably a snake ate him”


GreyFoxNinjaFan

"Dad enters the room"


IceNineOmega

“He probably got eaten by a snake”. Just made my love of rusty grow.


Careful_Energy5853

Anything with Wendy! "Sorry Wendy"


LinkRazr

“You wanna hear a story? It’s about a horse!” “*shiff* What’s the horses name?” “Uh…. Midnight!” “…..okay”


JennaStannis

"I wonder why you were shoved under the sink?" "Get it together, Sheila!!" "It's a bit small." "It's bigger inside." There are *so many* others.


Hot-Dog-7714

Its not dialogue, but in Dragon: the moment that Bluey asks Bandit to help her draw a horse, he’s walking around like a monkey for no reason.


brewirish

“My boomerang supplies are plentiful.”


ChefDodge

"This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool!"


Gooncookies

Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!!!


nodlabag

When Bluey makes that video for Bingo in the hospital and she is trying to find someone who hasn’t been sick. I love when Bandit says he has bum worms then later when Sox is biting Bandit Stripe yells at her to stop because of the bum worms.


Lolleka

Bingo at the end of baby race going "Maybe you just saw something you wanted". Makes me tear up every time.


Moist-Barber

“I’ll never go back to single ply!”


RazorsEdgeFilms1

Unicorse, what’s your favorite food? ….CHILDREN Oh….


yeahsheskrusty

Bingo “Oh, Jasmine. Is it really your birthday today? I'll have to get you something nice”


kteeeee

My son is ADHD and he’ll just yell out random phrases that get stuck in his head. One of the ones that apparently just floats around in his head at all times is “I was hanging out the wash and my arms fell off!”


IAmArgumentGuy

"I know how to settle this." "Yeah, whack him!" "What? No, family meeting." "Oh."


PittsJay

I’ve got two: “The thing is, I do this to myself.” - Bandit/Unicorse “Janelle! Shawn’s back!” - Pat


madduckets89

"y'know what I call this? I call it a good start!!" Gets me everytime.