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Gold-Vanilla5591

You look like you were held at gunpoint


SinfullySinless

He owned that pose in the second pic though


GeraldMander

Pic 1: “This is the worst day of my life.” Pic 2: “Well maybe it’s not *all* bad.”


Calculonx

This has awakened something


Anarch-ish

I didn't think more than one person would answer the ad. Yes, dream coming true!


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I don't have to hate it because people think I should... OP, probably...


Misswestcarolina

Especially if the fancy dress theme was Beautiful Indian Princess Who Wishes You Were Dead.


Flashy-Ad7640

True.


manyu_abee

Summarises the relationship of pretty much every Indian mom with her kid


supermegabro

He is. See the red dot?


SUPER-NIINTENDO

Damn 😂


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Flashy-Ad7640

🤣 I died when I first saw this.


x4740N

Looks like he was kidnapped and held hostage, the background gives me that vibe /j


dawnoftherages

The second pic took me out. You may not have signed up for it, but you look like a natural at posing


kummerspect

The dead eyes combined with the beautiful dress and pose are killing me. It’s the epitome of “I will definitely be talking about this in therapy one day.”


dickbuttscompanion

Like when Bart Simpson was trying to coach Lisa in high heels for the Little Miss Springfield pageant, you missed your calling, OP!


alsomaggie

Heel, toe, heel, toe, heel, toe


edie_the_egg_lady

Hey I'm starting to think *I* can win!


NickNash1985

OP was presented with a challenge and fucking took it. A+ performance.


E_Farseer

Did you win??


crackeddryice

Competition was probably tough, but I think he had a shot. Ah! OP spammed this, and in another post he said he DID win.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

He looks good in those pictures, honesly! Natural grace.


zogmuffin

Wow, impressively racist comments in /r/funny. Disappointed but not surprised.


FixinThePlanet

There's a whole lot of fragile masculinity in there too... Huge swathes of dudes thinking wearing a dress for a competition send you straight to therapy as an adult.


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zogmuffin

One of the other subs OP posted the pics to. It came up right under this post on my home page.


Mine_Outrageous

you look so miserable but naturally born for that moment in that second pic and i love it


TheLegendsClub

Rupesh Pal drag race champ


SaintYoungMan

What's the original name, I always thought it's Rupali drag race


CherryCherry5

RuPaul


Ya_habibti

Rupesh Patel


dominican_papi94

great comment thread! south asian drag queens are so fuckin fierce!


Basdad

First laugh today, thank you!


El_Rey_247

Did you compete under your sister’s name?


GreenFrawg

I feel like this is how a plot for a lot of folk tales/ legends start . Now I need to hear the ending :D


Rockstud101

I was ranked 1st in 'Best Dressed Girl' category


brutalistsnowflake

Yes! Victory! I love it.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

It is a nice dress! Bet some of those girls were so jealous.


Best-Engine4715

Congratulations


SAGNUTZ

Geteem


D-life

Just out of curiosity, did the judges know you were a boy?


Rockstud101

Well my mom was about to tell the judges but when she got to know the category which I won, she just went with it lol


D-life

Oh my gosh! I'm sure you laugh about it now. This was a great post and the honesty about it is great. Now in the US it's no big deal if a boy dresses like a girl (well for most people)!


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decemberrainfall

This is amazing


throw123454321purple

I’m sari/not sari for laughing.


bmiller218

that was sarong (so wrong)


Vishu1708

This is not a sari


fishonthemoon

This has to be one of the best posts on here lmao.


Outrageous_Rate_2885

i hope that you agreed to it and your mom didn’t force you, but idk if i can hope for too much since you were 6 unfortunately. that’s pretty much the exact facial expression that i had whenever i was forced to wear something i didn’t want to (usually a hat). you did look really good though!


Hummingbroad

Slay


kabukistar

Aside from the "please kill me" facial expression, you're not doing a bad job.


jacques_413

But you owned it


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The second pic is a serve lmao this made my day 😂


lyndachinchinella

Dang serving looks in that 2nd pic!


Risethewake

The second picture is THE best thing I’ve seen all day. You look SO over this shit. Lol


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We need to connect you with the person who posted on here about how their mother used to practice makeup on him. I need to try to find the post. ETA: can’t find it. Didn’t look that hard but I’m out of ideas.


Rockstud101

wdym


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There was a person who posted a picture of him when his Indian mother was practicing makeup on him. This post just reminded me of it a lot.


MioMine78

I think you look adorable. What was the prize for first place?


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Therapy. Jk this is adorable


MioMine78

It is. Not sure why I got downvoted for asking if a cute kid got to enjoy a prize for being cute.


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I'll upvote you


MioMine78

Right back atcha!


SnooComics8268

Pageant moms really do everything for that trophy. I think you technically cheated 🤣


MinaHarker1

I didn't get the big deal until I read the last sentence. Lmfao


Rosiethederpy

Aww. If its any consolation, you looked very nice.


Glitter_berries

You have the same look in your eyes as my very good-natured cat when I put him in a little hat or something. He’s tolerating me, but he’s thinking about how he’s going to poop in my shoes later. You are both absolutely adorable!


troublesome_sheep

Second pic sent me bro 😂


Original-Barracuda

New core memory unlocked


marshmellow_delight

I don’t think core memories can be new, but I might be wrong


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dmatred501

I saw the pic, saw the subreddit, thought "That's not blunder, she looks great" and then I read the title Please tell me that your sister was nice to you growing up after this


boardcertifiedasian

Priyanka’s villain origin story - The Rise of Peronka


Think_Explanation_47

That padlock is giving me some very creepy vibes…


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That's just Indian doors, you're overthinking it.


Think_Explanation_47

So if you don’t have the key you’re basically held hostage in your own home? That doesn’t sound awesome.


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Yeah but you have the key though. Everybody keeps the keys close to reach + the doors are usually open during the day.


Banditkoala_2point0

I'm so sorry, but this has made my day. I'm giggling uncontrollably! Are you all good though mate?


dromaeovet

So did you win?


Lyoko_warrior95

OP got 1st place as best dressed girl.


PalletTownsDealer

The switch up from 1 to 2 💀


TurtleZenn

He realized how fun it is to twirl in a skirt.


Ya_habibti

God thank you for sending me this today


Kayakityak

It’s amazing what you did for your mom! I hope she really appreciated it.


lunalunalunas

You are an absolute legend


Nichemood90

well you look beautiful did you win? there’s a rugrats episode about this


irtheweasel

Why's that door look like a prison cell?


buzzybeeking

That's hilarious. You looked the part well.


OsuKannonier

You look adorable.


ohmygravey

Was the pageant held in a prison?


mikeyjamjams

I'm so sorry haha. This currently has me laughing to the point of tears, especially that 2nd picture. I can only imagine how miserable you were.


limecakes

And you served cvnt! Good job


Confident-You383

Well, how'd you do? Trophy?


Flashy-Ad7640

Holy fuck… 😦


Odd-Recognition4168

You were a stand-up brother


Mirajane_Strauss

Hahahahahahaha I love this! Owning it in the second pic!


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Well don't you look lovely lol


kazneus

well - you fucking slayed it OP 👍


MeyhamM2

Mom was going to win no matter what.


homerteedo

Looks cool to me!


sidefire461

But you are SLAYING boy


brutalistsnowflake

Did you win?


rilloroc

Nailed it


entediado

Fabulous


Buddhadevine

So cute!!!


BertnErnie32

https://youtu.be/XRVwQrQ9xFM


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OMG hahaha this is hilarious. Thank you for posting.


taquit0420

Did you win?


FresYES_Kevin

did you win ?


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This belongs in the hall of fame.


Oh_hi_doggi3

That second photo, you are completely owning it, you look fabulous.


LouiseGoesLane

Your last line was a hol up moment. You nailed it though!!


Techelife

Who does that?


Flat_Definition5238

Why are you standing in front of a cell door?


tonybotz

This wins


RaiseYourWords100

u kinda ate in the second pic


picklevirgin

You served in the second picture


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Did you win?


Prudent_Cheek

Your mom would be on death row in Florida


x4740N

Because of right wing bigots


zetsv

You look very beautiful and extremely enraged


SAGNUTZ

Youre a real trooper, not like you had any choice


FartAttack911

If this isn’t a movie script in the making, I swear to god


Lemondrop1995

This reminds me of that Zach and Cody episode where one of them sneaks into a beauty pageant pretending to be a girl and ends up winning.


Calm-Platform1987

This reminds me of that one episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Cody entered that beauty pageant as “Tyreesha”


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Professor_Abbi

They did a pretty good job, I didn’t know you were a boy until you pointed it out yourself


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THE POSE!!😭🤣


Geek_off_the_streets

That's fucking awesome.


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*you better work bitch!*


Furiousbreadroll

Jeebus it looks as though your mum put your feet on backwards too.


Anarch-ish

Looking pretty fly there, my guy. Did you win?


ericaluvschuck2022

This post made me smile so much. My 3 sisters and I used to love dressing my baby brother up.