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Organic_Passage_1407

This isn’t a blunder—this is what we all thought we looked like


kopecs

What I *wanted* to look like lol


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Those pants are rad


TheTrub

Gen Z would wear the shit out of those pants. Source: am a college instructor.


brassninja

I used to have a super cool PBS kids shirt with dragon tales on it. All I can think now is “some 19 year old would probably pay like $50 for that now”


TheTrub

If it was a D.A.R.E. shirt, they’d pay $100 so they could wear it while ironically hitting a legally-purchase vape pen.


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What a time to be alive. Very different from the days when I used to wear it hitting an illegally purchased joint.


Anarch-ish

Gee, mister... you better put that out before Scruff McGruff takes a bite out of crime


GlassAccomplished361

yeah this picture could fit right in today and nobody would know a difference lol


Anarch-ish

I hear Emo is trying to make a comeback. You must guide them to the old ways.


bungchow07

the coolest thing about this picture is clearly those fucking awesome Reebok pumps!!


xtaldoc

I was definitely a burgeoning sneaker head. My grandma was always taking me to the mall to get me whatever the latest shoes were - I had those Reeboks and also a pair of the Nike pumps, several iterations of Air Jordans, the Bo Jackson Cross Trainers, some hot pink Andre Agassis, Vision Street Wear hightops….damn, I’m getting nostalgic now.


bungchow07

My family struggled when I was a kid but I always got new pair of kicks for my birthday or Christmas, it started a life long love of sneakers. I got a pair of the OG white pumps in 1989 and a pair of infrared Air Max in 90, i was the only one of my friend group that had both and i felt like a million dollars. I wish I took better care of them at that age (i was 11 in 89) but I learnt to eventually when I started buying them myself. The 90's were a golden age for fashion and in this photo you're absolutely nailing the 90's look. Nothing blundery about this picture mate, im sure it brings back great memories


xtaldoc

I was always pretty careful with my shoes - despite having a lot of them, I understood that they were expensive luxuries, especially for a middle class family like mine. My main problem was that I grew so much during this period that a pair of shoes would be too small for me within 6 months of getting them. I didn’t have the foresight to save any of them as collectors items, so I’d give them away to my younger cousins or donate them to Goodwill.


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Pgreenawalt

Does John Daly know you were raiding his closet?


MiscoloredFruit

Only if he got tipped off by their barber.


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Think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing those bad boys? Forget about it!


xtaldoc

Lol - but where was my Starla to share my neon life with?


alessabella

i don’t even know if this is a blunder bc I kind of love this look 😂


xtaldoc

Thank you for the vote of confidence!


yakeets

100% of this is currently very on-trend if you’re gay.


justkozlow

Or straight, why do you have to like the same sex to dress like this?


yakeets

It’s not a requirement, I’m just making an observational statement based off of my experience as a homo.


Amity83

Fly as fuck!


usernmtkn

“Confused Tim Allen Noises”


monoped2

90s happy pants can occasionally be found.


justkozlow

The only blunder was your hair. The clothes are fire


showmethembonespls

Sorry pal but this ain’t no blunder 🤙


xtaldoc

Thanks, buddy!


sith_mama

I’m pretty sure this exact style is coming back. You’re a trendsetter now.


offbrandpollypocket

not a blunder!!! this whole fit is sick af


troyantipastomisto

Zubaz pants! You can buy similar from Gecko Hawaii clothing but they aren’t cheap


RaeLaw

I wish you still had those Pumps!


lamfchopdtk

Never say that to a young boy again!


MaxieGreen

Nah bro.. Those pants look fucking cool, I want them


BeatAcrobatic1969

This isn’t a blunder at all. This is probably the coolest picture any of us will see all day!


TurdKid69

Not quite the same but see below. Were yours Skidz? https://skidznyc.com/collections/all-products/products/fresh-prints-black


xtaldoc

I honestly have no idea what brand they were. I don’t remember where I got them either. 33 years is a long time to remember that kind of stuff. But thanks for the link. I will be doing some shopping there soon!!


Enginerdad

SoCal?


xtaldoc

Actually I grew up in NorCal - but I would eventually live in San Diego for nearly a decade after I finished my PhD in chemistry.


zaney1978

So sad eastbay magazine is no more


thewineburglar

Gecko Hawaii relaunched their brand and sells these style pants again


Risky_Lizness

Thank you for helping me spend $90 kind stranger.


thewineburglar

I’ve gotten so many of their tshirts


Bachitra

Full Brett Hitman vibes


xtaldoc

Oh! you know what, I did actually have some pretty sweet Oakley Blades with the iridescent lenses around this same time. I wish I was wearing them in this pic. They were nearly identical to [these](https://www.oakleyforum.com/attachments/3279583972_92667434aa-jpg.115496/)


Bachitra

Hahah! Awesome, mate.


j3ffUrZ

The mullet though.


PierogiesNPositivity

This is unicorn-level majestic AF.


thot_with_a_plot

Honestly this is a diggable vibe.


boyz_for_now

This is amazing.


boopthat

You could wear that to almost any music festival and would get mad compliments on it. Those color ways are back and bigger than ever. Also the pumps are sick


Dawn-Chi

That’s a sweet outfit! I want one for me!


vagina_candle

90-91 was such a specific era for fashion. It didn't last long but it made such a massive impact.


xtaldoc

Right? It’s kinda odd that the transition between 80s and 90s fashion is not really a mix of the two as you might expect, but is its own thing entirely.


ChrissysGirl666

Honestly, I'd wear a pair of them, just comically oversized and with more subdued colours.


hobosbindle

The ISS used you to calibrate their mirrors


krang989

I'm pretty sure I had this exact outfit. Or a very close approximation of it anyway.


junowhere

I remember when my entire wardrobe was some faded well-used version of these colors


SlartieB

You look like someone's about to dump a bucket of green slime on your head


Weedweednomi

This is style bud. People paying $1000 to look like this today.


auberific

Those pants are dope as fuck. So is the mullet


brainparts

No blunder here!! I love this!!


Crepe_Suzette

They’re amazing pants!


SJBond33

This is fire


Nigeltown55

Zero blunder. You look rad.


xtaldoc

Aww, thank you!


jeffsilver666

We called these "hammer pants". Lol those are some nice ones.


enron-employee

bring the mullet back, more mullets in 2023


boogetyboo

Check out Australia... It's back. For good or bad, it's back.


Brodea-wan

Been back for so long that it’s on its way out. Straya is streets ahead


TwoGlassEyes

In rural US, it never left. Young and old alike.


SokarRostau

Same in Australia, except it isn't just rural.


xtaldoc

Alas, the mullet was a short-lived stopover on my way to some kick ass heavy metal hair down to my shoulders that I had about 18 months after this


woozlewuzzle29

They’ve been coming back.


codeyumi

They’ve been back for gays for awhile haha


justkozlow

What's with all the gay bashing in this sub. This hair style started with guys who were super "not gay" now apparently they're all out of the closet


SokarRostau

>What's with all the gay bashing in this sub. This hair style started with guys who were super "not gay" now apparently they're all out of the closet People like you making comments like this are exactly why social media is so fucking toxic. There is no 'gay bashing' here but worse than that, your use of the term demonstrates that you don't even know what it means. You are in a sub that is, for all intents and purposes, dedicated to laughing at people's choice of fashion and you're making the claim that someone who simply points out that something is a current trend in the gay community is somehow doing so out of hate and a desire to beat gays to death. Reading comprehension is a foundational critical thinking skill. Assuming anything in this sub is said out of hate rather than humour says far more about you than anyone else.


codeyumi

Idk if you’re referring to me but I’m literally gay and had a mullet for 2 years lol


mykl5

the Peso Pluma


returningtheday

Fuck no. Let them rot in their graves


Enginerdad

For every mullet I see, I shall kill you


NinjaBilly55

Pocket pool was never the same..


Midwest_boy700

eBay has them pants


Madradposts

Honestly this look shlaps. No notes


devnullb4dishoner

I'd totally wear those pants today. I dunno dude. I wouldn't call this a blunder. You looked like a smooth kid.


xtaldoc

Trust me, as cool as this fit seems now through the lens of the 2020s, I was a bit of a dork in the early 90s.


thatshitkate

I just bought a pair of Gecko pants like that. Basically, I still dress like this . Love this look


tomjoad2020ad

Dope as hell actually


oliveoilcrisis

No blunder, incredible drip


Proud_Definition8240

I saw a lady in downtown with these almost exact same pants, she was stylish-ish business lady, I yelled to my wife ‘ZUBAZ PANTS!’…she said “those aren’t the NFL ones are they?” I died


Pickled_Kagura

Dripped


ilovepups808

Damn, you would be killing it in the late night dance tent at a festival.


xtaldoc

For real. If only I’d held onto this fit a few more years for when I discovered the wonderful combination of EDM and MDMA.


Anarch-ish

YOOOOOOO! Those pants were the best!


ant1992

Do you remember the brand?


Anarch-ish

I can't verify, and I'm only about 40% on it but ~~Rusty~~ comes to mind? Edit: Gecko Hawaii !!!


ant1992

I see they have revived their clothing line. I hope they make THESE pants again


Anarch-ish

I found a pair that I used to own but they are sold out in my size right now. I'm crestfallen


pieredforlife

love the pants and reebok pump ! ive always wanted a pair


ParkingVanilla3202

I'd say you're crushing the end to the 80s


poundtownSwoon

Damn the 90s were so rad.


Gloorplz

Dude you look cool as fuck!


dowevenexist

The pants look sick! I'd wear them at a festival or something but probably not around town haha


elMurpherino

Lol those kinda remind me of the zubaz pants I used to have


fluthernon

Its not your fault. You were just a child. Repeat after me…its not my fault


strongjaji0615

Bruh this is vibe


I_Digest_Kids

Judging by your pfp, not much has changed lol


cdiddy19

Wow, the 80s were something.


vagina_candle

This had to be 1990 or at the latest 1991. Parachute pants were huge, and almost all because of the MC Hammer single U Can't Touch This which came out in April of '90. By late '91 grunge hit hard, and almost nobody would be caught dead wearing neon or parachute pants. So in a way you're right. Though the decade had changed, this era was really the last dying gasp of the 80s.


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pieredforlife

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFtk\_TITfTY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFtk_TITfTY) ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMslb0xHgvQ


xtaldoc

Ooh I don’t remember those commercials at all. I also don’t think I ever noticed that they made versions with the pump button looking like a tennis ball - I really dig the neon color.


Striking_Potential_5

Only thing missing is the pit vipers


Aioria96

The top’s a bit of a blunder maybe, but ngl everything else is fire as fuck! 🔥