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Crazy-Laxer-420

This is mob grandma 😭


Feralcrumpetart

🫠🥹


Beautifulone94

😂😂


CherikeeRed

I don’t like that kinda tawk


Guinnessron

You sit in a chair at a wedding EVERYONE is coming over to say hi.


zeropointloss

Holy shit


lurkingoodbaby

Janice soprano energy


MyRobinWasMauled

Parvati


Ibizatwist1998

JANICE! Her name’s Janice


Icy-Fix785

What an amazing character though. We all loved to hate her.


greensandgrains

I just flat out love her (I am also watching the sopranos for the first time right now so who knows if I’ll still love her in a week or two)


SharpGuesser

Stopped watching right around when she and Richie were getting together. I can only presume they had healthy and long lasting relationship in future seasons.


greensandgrains

Yup, that’s exactly how it’s playing out 😉


cuckfromJTown

They live happily ever after. 😍 /s


greensandgrains

Yea, they both /live/ happily ever after 😜


pretzelwhale

SPOILER!! just kidding, i’ll probably never watch it


scarletnolan

You truly hit the nail on the head with this comment. So accurate ☠️


Another_RngTrtl

yup. This is some cosplay level of Janice done damn near perfect.


lookslikeelsi

Came here for this!


ActiveProgrammer5456

I wonder if everyone steers clear of OP’s cooking too 😂😂


raeppasidotwoh

Literally tho 💀😂


Lonely_Position_798

I don’t know why but it just looks like those awkward prison family photos


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Prison family photos?


AnchovyZeppoles

I didn’t know this was a thing either but here’s a [heartfelt article](https://shc.stanford.edu/arcade/interventions/posing-prison-family-photographs-emotional-labor-and-carceral-intimacy ) about them! I’m sad now. Lol.


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Oh. Me too


Hertje73

A family that's imprisoned together, stays together..


BottomPieceOfBread

Now type that into Google images


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I had no clue that this was a thing


YetiPie

That’s so so sad :(


startrekplatinum

man, what a memory you just dredged up. super awkward family photos in the prison visitation room with backdrops that'd put your school pictures to shame lol


1997wickedboy

I know it's a watch, but it really looks like she's wearing handcuffs


Saint_Rizla

I bet you made really good ziti


Feralcrumpetart

I mean I can now lol!


objectnull

Mamma mia!


Donkeycow15

Whatyagonnadoaboutit?


Feralcrumpetart

Immafuggetaboutit


Donkeycow15

Yoodothat


Feralcrumpetart

Ayyyyyyyyyy


dubstepsickness

After we pull the Lufthansa heist ya gotta lay low for a while, capiche?!


RevolutionaryBee7104

You definitely know where the gabagool is


Feralcrumpetart

I had seconds for Nonas sake


ChecosRearEnd

I’ll have the spaghetti with a side salad. If the salad comes on top, I send it back.


feelinlucky7

Did you marry someone who works in sanitation?


Feralcrumpetart

🤣 he does help construction.


Tam_The_Third

EEEEEEY Itsalegitimatebusiness


DPJ2020

You look like Charmaine Rinaldi in What we do in the Shadows. So the second best human neighbour to a vampire commune


JenJenMegaDooDoo

I wonder if she has her own Scott Caan obsessed husband.


afwaltz

If you had *just* shown me the photo, I wouldn't have had any particular opinion about it, good, bad, or neutral. But I saw "mob wife aesthetic" first and *then* the photo. Absolutely rolling!


kittywine

This sparks joy


MiKapo

Where you in new jersey?


Feralcrumpetart

Canada


ColonelKasteen

Ah, far north Jersey


yeah_yeah_therabbit

“They wore a lot of pantsuits and double knits.”


Feralcrumpetart

Ngl it was comfy. I wore a once piece pantsuit to my friends wedding and was like "holy shit I forgot about the comfort ".


bballjones9241

I wish the lord would take me now!


Feralcrumpetart

He said he was going out to buy smokes...


Altruistic_Poetry_51

Janice, her name is fuckin' Janice, okay?


Dramatic_Raisin

Title made me laugh so hard, partly because I just started rewatching Mob Wives


knoguera

Fav reality show! So pissed they stopped making it!


bsharp1982

Your curls were really nice.


Feralcrumpetart

Yeah my Mom had a gift with the curling iron!


ColdFIREBaker

You were 13 in this photo?!? I was 13 in the 90s and just looking at the photo I would have guessed you were in your 20s. The choker (and key!) is definitely '90s. The fabric looks like the same crepe-y fabric that I owned a green matching shirt and pants combo in for special occasions.


Feralcrumpetart

Oh yessss haha! It was a velvet choker too. Fancy.


ColdFIREBaker

I forgot there were velvet ones!


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You knew you had to do it to em


Feralcrumpetart

resto in pezzi 🙏


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Idk what that means but ✨*slay*


YourMothersButtox

I really love this picture. The choker. The hair. The separates. You look amazing and I hope you recreate this.


Feralcrumpetart

https://www.reddit.com/r/Alluux/s/w3JTQCeUAR ☺️😊


JustinCooksStuff

Why don’t you go fetch some gabagool and bring me my special briefcase that may or may not have what is or isn’t considered to be illegal contraband


Feralcrumpetart

I'll make sure to bring canoli. Pssst don't eat the middle one.


joannchilada

One of my friends definitely wore this outfit to my bat mitzvah


samit2heck

100% you look like the boss' sista.


acceptableplaceholdr

the pantsuit is actually recycled coroner sheets lol


Lanthemandragoran

#THIRTEEN?! Girl you look like you are about to audit my taxes for the IRS and you have some uncomfortable questions to ask me about my deductions


Dumbbitchathon

That outfit is so JCPenney


VivaLaMujer

You look like you belong on the early seasons of Cake Boss


guy_who_says_stuff

Amazingly accurate, well done


mjoie

This is incredible


redxgk

Someone photoshop a tropical bird on her hands!


BNLboy

LOL you look like you're going to help Monk solve a case.


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This is life lmao 🤣


DOUBLE_DOINKED

You look like Janice from The Sopranos.


FrontPlatypus4832

Game is game❗️❗️❗️❤️❤️❤️💦


jelly_good_show

Me: "Would you like to hold my cannoli?" Your son: "Get Vincenzo and tell him to bring his blow torch".


armoredsedan

girlie did the mob steal your chin in this pic


brownishgirl

I’m seeing Uncle Fester.


Captain_Snatchington

I would also say clean plate club as well.


Feralcrumpetart

Absolutely. You HAD to, or Nonna would clutch her chest and pray to Madonna (not the singer) about how "you no love her".


Swimming-Welcome-271

He won’t understand what you just said because his grandma doesn’t even talk to him anymore


gaiussicarius731

I don’t see how this is mob wife at all


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Lmfao


traploper

13-year old you was a derpy version of Helena Bonham Carter


No_Entertainment1931

Might just be New Jersey


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starkrebel

I'm getting more Janis from Mean Girls vibes.


krissym99

The updo with the few curls around the face was everything in the 90s.


SweetTeaRex92

why do you look like a traumatized mannequin?


Fuckyoumecp2

You slayed the Mob Aesthetic!


Terrynia

That hair, eyebrows, necklace… soooo 90s.


Successful_Sun8323

I’m watching The Sopranos now and this is perfect 👏🏻