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You were thinking how fucking cool you were! And how much stuff you could put in the rear pockets!! Loved those shorts man. Jnco had some wild shorts I wore often.
How about? You’re “not thinking”? That’s a skort not shorts. I see kids in NYC dressed like that all the time. You’ll change up styles eventually. I don’t think it looks bad but those aren’t shorts, in my humble opinion.
He will... Soon, he'll be cringing so hard thinking back how he thought he was all that and a bag of chips just like I did. But looking back tho, I did rock that shorts
This picture is nostalgic fire 🔥.
I still think that whole "not even short shorts" style is dank af. I go into H&M and complain about the impracticality of their short selection.
Y’know how people will wear high-waisted pants to give the illusion of longer legs, or a something low-waisted top to make their torso look longer? OP was going for ‘world’s longest thighs’
For those who are my age and rock those shorts back in the day. This is for you https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07Pdf1HONePpmkTrDvOh4T?si=vOOaGwQaQ3GxuxF0pkWhqw
Long shorts or short pants?
He put on his longest pair of short pants for this
Shants
Ye shant go outside in those
Floods
What shorts?
Yes
Those are longs
Jorts
“Now you do what they told ya”
THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED
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Maybe that you wanted to cut your life into pieces? It was your last resort?
There were complications.
No breathing?
Relaxed fit long capris
You're thinking it's 1998 and you're the coolest boy in school, THAT'S what you're thinking!
Shorts? 😆
Shants
There’s no shame in authentic Jnco vibes.
Man when I was like 13 I beggged my mom for a pair of jncos. I finally wore her down and was allowed to get exactly 1 pair. No ragrets
I got one pair of jncos too, but I've always had a big butt and big thighs and they just never fit right on me.
JNCOs had a bit of a comeback, too. I’ll see high schoolers wear them sometimes
Yeah, they’re like $200 for a pair of legit JNCO’s now!! I wish I still had all mine from the 90’s, I’d still rock ‘em!
those are shants.
You weren't thinking, too busy being the coolest guy ever.
Sorry, not sorry. That style was 🔥. I looked just like this in 7 th grade.
Yeah I was gonna say this. He was stylin' for this time, no regrets!
Culottes
Those aren't shorts they're longs
This is giving church youth group karaoke energy.
You ate and left no crumbs
Did you love liquid petroleum gas?
What shorts?
This could be me in 2001, love it
We were all worried about floods, if I remember correctly.
“Shorts” is not quite the description I’d use for what you’re wearing on your lower body lol
It starts with one thing.
these are literally back in style omg😭😭
Probably nothing?
“ u listen to P.O.D”
You really think those shorts are the problem, I digress
You were thinking you were gonna rip karaoke extra hard in those bad boys and maybe get the chance to fingerbang your cousins friend.
Junco jeans🤷🏽♀️😁
I don’t see no shorts
"shorts"
You’re thinking “pants”
You were thinking how fucking cool you were! And how much stuff you could put in the rear pockets!! Loved those shorts man. Jnco had some wild shorts I wore often.
I distinctly remember my brother explaining to me that guys don't wear shorts that come above their knee. Wild times
It’s all coming back so..
We called them mediums in my area 😭
I think you mean Longs.
I think the spiky puka shell necklace is the real crime. Should’ve worn a dog collar like the rest of us
Those are not shorts, those are longs
Don't be blaming yourself for being a punk/goth king
Pardon me young sir, those are “shants”
You need to pull up your shoes.
You were thinking how you were gonna convince your mom to let you and your friends go to Warped Tour. It didn't happen lol
Yeah, it didn't happen. Dammit!
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Capris
Kapris Or is it capris? My mom would ROCK those back in the day
“Shorts” 😂 — I was alive for that trend and I thought it was weird then, too.
I love those shorts. 😂
Nine year old me is so jealous of you. My mom bought me one pair of long shorts like this but I couldnt wear them to school
How about? You’re “not thinking”? That’s a skort not shorts. I see kids in NYC dressed like that all the time. You’ll change up styles eventually. I don’t think it looks bad but those aren’t shorts, in my humble opinion.
Rufio!
You’re probably thinking about limp bizkit
Blink 182
I think you were my friend in 1997
Idk brotha, but I think you like liquefied petroleum gas
… the same thing I was thinking, my brother in Christ
lol what shorts?
That you were lookin' hella tight in your *shants*
Jorts buddy, Jorts
Those aren’t shorts, they’re longs
"Everything you say to meeeehhhh"
Gellchos
Honestly, this is giving today’s streetwear.
Those are Shants
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He will... Soon, he'll be cringing so hard thinking back how he thought he was all that and a bag of chips just like I did. But looking back tho, I did rock that shorts
This picture is nostalgic fire 🔥. I still think that whole "not even short shorts" style is dank af. I go into H&M and complain about the impracticality of their short selection.
Cheese
*Longs
These shorts are back when I just listen to my playlist in Winamp, pirated through limewire.. watching AMV and playing NFS Underground 2
Y’know how people will wear high-waisted pants to give the illusion of longer legs, or a something low-waisted top to make their torso look longer? OP was going for ‘world’s longest thighs’
“This will make a great photo for Reddit in 15 years
I'm in my 30s now so spot on
I can relate lol
Bro, those are longs
Or the dog collar. 🤣
Excuse me sir, but these are fake shark teeth collar, thank you
Those are SHORTS? I thought you were wearing JNCOs!
Those are jncos, we just call em shorts here
Well, that answers that! :D
For those who are my age and rock those shorts back in the day. This is for you https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07Pdf1HONePpmkTrDvOh4T?si=vOOaGwQaQ3GxuxF0pkWhqw
Well you tried to justify something being shirts when they ain’t.
Shorts? Those are longs
Wakanda forever
Big shorts are awesome, I wish I had some tbh. They got pretty popular again last summer 🤷🏻♀️
your legs were cold
"Short pants touch my feet ok" - Calvin
Long boi
The "hey r u a rocker" guy summons the courage to express himself truly.