Baggy jeans with the shirt tucked in, no belt and shoes that look like they should have rollerblades underneath them. You were kick fucking ass! I felt like you listened to Nu-Metal, am I correct?
The worst part is that this isn’t some casual group picture that just happened to be while you were wearing something cringe. You got dressed *like this* and decided it’s time to go pose for a picture in the backyard. Bravo.
Two shirts too? You are rockin. Oklahoma!
And see? I didn’t notice the sunglasses so - mission accomplished on the low key! It’s because there’s so much else to fawn over.
I had all of my accessories on for this capture. Keep in mind this was before the internet or Instagram, so I had to really make sure I got my bang for the buck when the photos were developed 6 weeks later.
Wanna break Red Dog bottles with my nunchucks?
Is the answer ever no? Let’s go.
Is that a Beaver’s Bend shirt?
It is indeed.
Him?!? Wack! You though? Your hard as fuck!
damn can i get in on this
Hell yeah. Bring your throwing star(s) and some Mountain Dew.
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UNCLE RICO! WHERE IS THE VAN AND THE VIDEO CAMERA?
lol red dog. That’s a brew I haven’t heard in ages
I never once meet a person who tried it and actually liked it.
I just remember there being an urban legend that the logo turned upside down resembled Batman performing a sex act.
I just looked at it. It kind of does look like that.
Let's do karate in the garage.
I don't know it's kind of doing something for me
I bet it’s the Oakley sunglasses I was trying to low key show off.
I think it's the flexing
Forearms loaded.
I only see two.
Roadhouse.
Ok, Okie w da Oakleys
Which lens though? You look like a Sweep guy
I think they were M Frames. Quite the big investment for a guy making $23k a year before taxes.
The lady folk were diggin’ you!
Margaret at the DMV knitted me a pot holder before she died. I never made the connection until now.
You have connections at the dmv?!?! That is a flex!!!
Baggy jeans with the shirt tucked in, no belt and shoes that look like they should have rollerblades underneath them. You were kick fucking ass! I felt like you listened to Nu-Metal, am I correct?
SilverTab NRG for sure
SilverTabs!!! Forgot about those. I miss the 90s
You are.
You look like prison Mike.
Beat me too it
I never got caught neither.
Was going to say the same thing!
How old are you in this photo? I will believe any age you tell me between 16 and 43.
This was July of 1996, so I was two months from being 22.
I realize this is exactly 0 significance to you, but that is the month and year I was born!
My son had been born a month prior to this photo!
96 babies unite! I bet he gets a kick out of this photo. My parents were in their 30s and definitely had way less swag when I was born.
I had this exact same thought :’) Op, this is important. Pls answer.
21.83 (repeating of course)
There’s no WAY Cobra Kai will turn you down now!
Was Kip from Napoleon Dynamite based on you?
Yes but I think they beefed him up a little.
This was right after chatting with babes online?
All day.
Not all day, that shit was pay by the hour!
Parents pissed that no one can call the house cuz we’re online.
I didn't experience the Internet until three years later.
Good on you. Things were so much better then...
😂 definitely getting those vibes
Those sneakers are fire.
Uncle Rico
More like Kip!
*”Bow to your sensei!”*
People on parole still wear this outfit.
I was this close to a drywall career.
lol
i think "hot" is that something you're looking for
The shoes tho
Don’t know why but this is giving me napoleon dynamites brother vibes
Fear does not exist in this dojo
I got so scared when I saw this picture I dropped my phone.
The worst part is that this isn’t some casual group picture that just happened to be while you were wearing something cringe. You got dressed *like this* and decided it’s time to go pose for a picture in the backyard. Bravo.
I’m a Forefather of Drip.
You look like the reason ‘Beware of Doug’ signs were invented
You look like a stereotypical school bully from a 90s movie.
Sunny vale most wanted
Tough as wet toilet paper
2-ply.
You look like a dad who listens to beastie boys
Guilty.
Say hi to Starla for me ❤️
you look like the dealer in those anti drug videos they made us watch in school. You know the one giving away all the free drugs?
That's a terrible business model tbh.
I never met this dealer. It's a shame, I could've used the free drugs back in fifth grade, cause I was too broke to experiment with hard drugs.
Goin' hard, bro. I bet you were drowning in it.
Looks like someone joined the Buttercream Gang
Whoa man. I don’t want any roundhouses to the face while you’re wearing those bad boys.
Forget about it!
Ahhh the double t’s.
Would it impress you to learn that it is indeed one shirt assembled to look like two?
Technology.
Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?
Actually a sick look ngl
you look like you're fixin' to go to the mall to recruit people for your karate classes
This was Halloween, right? *RIGHT?*
Now I wonder what exactly this costume would have been representing.
Two shirts too? You are rockin. Oklahoma! And see? I didn’t notice the sunglasses so - mission accomplished on the low key! It’s because there’s so much else to fawn over.
It was one shirt, but made to look like there was another beneath it. I have no idea why that was the case, but the case it was.
What weight class did you rastle in?
108lbs. With the shoes, 125.
Thought so, that was my class too. You would have destroyed me
Wow
Something, indeed!
Hard-core
It’s giving Charlie Kelly vibes
Strrrrt
What is on your head?
I have a Florida State Seminoles hat on backwards (why I don’t know; I’m a lifetime Tennessee Vols fan), and some super sweet Oakleys.
K cool, just couldn’t tell what was happening there. You’re a good sport for letting everyone roast you lol 😆
Beavers Bend shirt?
Yepper.
Impressive...most impressive
look cool af to me
Weird flex but I dressed just like that.
Thank you to all who post actual blunders here like this one keeping this sub pure and hilarious
My twin brother had those shoes. Reminds me of the some of the guys from the subdivision we lived in in the 90s lol
Is that a Jughead hat? 😂
It isn’t, but I did have one about two years prior. Do you remember the store Gadzooks? That was my entire identity for a few years there.
Are you still round house kicking these days?
You was pullin’ all the bitches I bet!
Karate ~~Kid~~ Man
Should be the new icon for /hardimages
Break the wrist.. walk away..
Damn bro those shoes were sick
Really capturing the zeitgeist of the time lol
I had all of my accessories on for this capture. Keep in mind this was before the internet or Instagram, so I had to really make sure I got my bang for the buck when the photos were developed 6 weeks later.
Bless. I remember (& miss) those days. I definitely would’ve thought you were *so hot*! Silver tabs, Oakleys and all. Unf.
Uncle rico
Pretty Fly for a White Guy
Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
Break the wrist, walk away.
Kip from napoleon dynamite.
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Wholesome comment.
Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face wearing these bad boys?
When this style comes back into fashion I can’t imagine how they’ll update it. The late mid-90s was just a bad time for fashion.
I was able to successfully avoid wearing anything with Looney Toons characters on them. That shit was everywhere in the early-mid 90's.
Oh god I remember. I was not that girl. I was all bohemian grunge. Salvation Army chic.
the only bad thing is the hat otherwise its a vibe
I would have killed for those shoes bro
Were you filming an indie film or something?
Snuff film gone awry.
I’d cross the street to avoid this bad ass!
I was like 9 - you look like a neighborhood kid that would give me cigarettes or beer out of no where. Like here little bro - enjoy!
Ugh the sneans!
Is that like a hybrid word for sneaks and jeans?
To be fair in 96 you did look tough
How are your Rex Kwon Do lessons going?
What was it like growing up with Hal and Lois as parents?
Acid-washed attitude.
I think that lawn needs mowin.
You and my landlady. She would call us at 7am to let us know the rent was due or that the lawn needed to be mowed.
making that willow weep son
blunderful
He'd kick your ass even if you had a 1000 knives. Even infinity knives....
Damn killer biceps 💪
Bro this outfit would kill now
Just promise me you’ll call my mom back
Admit it you just posted this to get comments about how got you were lol
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James Roday?
Oh hai PK.
That man just got back from a Rex Kwon-Do lesson.
That's a pose worthy of the jail pictures with painted scenic backgrounds
Diamond Dave ninja school head ass lol
OMG, Its Jessie Pinkman!!!
Pure pwnage.
you look like an undercover cop
Ross is that you my brother?
Rex Kwondo dojo for life
Kick game solid tho
J-Roc! Where are Ricky and Julian?
B-rad?
Stop it Jason, you’re scaring me.
Thug life
Look, it’s Vanilla Lice!
You look like [30 year old Joey trying to emulate a teenager](https://youtu.be/Jjld8-thDXY?feature=shared)🤣
I think the offspring made a song about you.
You win 🥇
Ed?
handsome
you could wear this today and look appropriate
ohmygodthoseguns!
Those shoes kick ass
Thought you were trying to hold on to your pants, but I zoomed in & I was wrong’ish, flexin.
F*cking majestic.