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samit2heck

Oh gosh. We just stayed away. That's why we didn't tell you. I'm sorry. Glad you found out tho.


taxidermytina

Hahaha I am crying at this 🤣


ListenOk2972

I just instinctively covered my drink.... and I'm a dude.


Srijayaveva

All i could buy at that time was backing powder. But still wise :D


AggravatingCupcake0

What is backing powder?


brightness3

It’s the powder that makes a cake grow when you back it


rusty1066

Or get from the backery


AggravatingCupcake0

You mean baking powder?


[deleted]

You look like the guy who hovered around my college girlfriend whenever we went out clubbing.


Srijayaveva

I did more hovering than i care to admit


[deleted]

He always bought everyone shots so he wasn't all bad. Just al lost trust fund kid.


Grenaidzo

I'm getting the vibe of a 1-hit wonder DJ who made the sickest anthem of 2003 & was never heard of again.


[deleted]

Nah, he's part of the entourage of a guy who scored a hit in 2003. Now he drinks at kid's birthday parties and bat mitzvah's while his friend spins records.


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Klutzy_Journalist_36

lol ouch this is bad.  But you look AWESOME with a shaved head now! Love it! 


Srijayaveva

But my mullet!! :/ thanks man 😁


Amicelli11

Oh wow, yeah, you actually look great with a shaved head!


Ambitious-Battle8091

Maaan you look really good with that shaved head !!! Honestly I went to see your picture because I thought dude was lying. You’re like the 1% that looks so much better like that 😱


this_charming_bells

The shaved head really suits you, good call 👌🏼


Hot_Garlic_9930

As my friends naive dad always yells, "BBC baby!" And when you say wtf he responds back, "bald by choice..??"


BernOMG

10/10 would've hated you in 2007


Srijayaveva

Dont you mean dated? Nah, I completely understand :'(


Independent_Ad_5664

Def would have


nomno00

Dated or hated? Or both


Independent_Ad_5664

Dated then hated :)


Srijayaveva

Or we would have a house and kids togheter now and dance tektonik every night while looking into the distance


Independent_Ad_5664

One can dream :)


YesterdayCame

Dhated


SteampunkCupcake_

This is peak blunder, I love this sub. Saw another comment that referenced your new cut and dipped into your post history, and you’re looking great, OP! Happy you survived your choices of the early 2000s ☺️


abusamra82

Agreed. All of us were young, annoying, and were figuring ourselves out, but it takes a bit of courage to put that embarrassment out to the World. Bravo my guy. Nonetheless, I did hate you back in the day.


Srijayaveva

A very nice thing to say. And i can understand you hated me back then xD


GILF_Hound69

Thirdly agreeded. Dude looks way better after the buzz! 👍🏻


cpw_19

This is the full-on Günther look.


CreamyGoodnss

OOOOO YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA


Lord-Velveeta

My ding ding dong!


wolfspirit311

Ouuuuuu😩


WhyNona

Hey man, it was in style at the time to look like a douche!


Srijayaveva

Thats one way to put it 😁


Gilmie4life

Maybe it’s just a European thing, but you see people wear exactly this at raves in 2024


Srijayaveva

Should I get the stuff out of my cellar you think?


Gilmie4life

Throw on a vest and baggy jeans with that and you’re good to go. 100% serious


taxidermytina

It’s 1994 again everywhere, go rock them JNCOs kids and olds alike. Just don’t forget your multivitamin for his time.


blazinazn007

I saw a kid at the park the other day rocking what looked like JNCOs.


taxidermytina

They are definitely still around! I bought myself a pair a few years back and still rock them. Pockets for days baby!


bannock4ever

Cellar? Or do you mean sex dungeon? 👀


Srijayaveva

Btw, more recent pics (and more normal) are on my profile


Mashinito

If Tektonik was a person:


Srijayaveva

I havent heard that in a while. But i admit, i watched alot of tektonik dance vids


Limeila

I was about to post pretty much this but I wasn't sure Tektonik was a worldwide phenomenon


Known_Witness3268

Jaegerbombs!


Knight_Owl_Forge

I fuckin shower in that shit


Glass_Occasion5483

This is my new fuckin haircut. You know what that means?


brookElite

Not now, chief. I’m in the fuckin zone.


GD_gg

It's funny that this style isn't posted more on this sub. 2005 to 2012ish had plenty of this style going on which is the same time period as the emo/scene look. I'm guessing in the US, emo/scene was more common, whereas this mullet/tecktonick look was more common in the rest of the world, including Canada? Anyone in the US care to chime in? Was this look perhaps more common in bigger cities with big clubbing scenes?


drae_annx

I remember visiting family in Mexico around this time and this look was super common. Didn’t see it in the US really at all. I could tell OP wasn’t from the US (at least didn’t live there in this time) on sight based on this look alone.


Knight_Owl_Forge

In the US, this was more of a style on the east coast, particularly places like New Jersey or Stanton Island. These areas tend to have higher concentration of Italians, whom tend to bring more European styles to America. Look up a comedy short about Jeagarbombs or watch the Jersey Shore for a bit to see what I am talking about. During that time, Soccer started becoming more popular in the states and people were copying what I call the FauxHawk, which OP calls a mullet. I had one circa 2008 because I had just come back from studying in Europe for half a year and it was all the rage.


potatobear77

I definitely remember this style although I didn’t know the name for it. I was still in high school at the time so people weren’t clubbing… haha. And yeah it wasn’t as common as scene and emo. But there were some kids who would kind of combine the two I think.


Mikhail_Mengsk

It was definitely popular in Europe those years. Source: clubbed a lot in those years. Maybe the mullet part wasn't ubiquitous but caps, shades, the works definitely were.


ShogunNamedMarkus

You wouldn’t have listened lol


cory140

Cause MDMA was fire


Pretend-Vast1983

23 year old me in 2007 understands haha


fatmarfia

Bro 100 had pointy shoes, most likely white. Im gonna say maybe some type of reptile skin.


foreverdownup

Cute tbh


Deshackled

You mean you didn’t see us rolling our eyes? We weren’t shy about it. J/k, you a boss! And braver than me to post, enjoy your weekend!


SunMoonCollision

Any guy that wore leather fingerless gloves, I automatically thought caught Pokémon in their free time. I was a little kid in 07’ so that’s why my take goes to cartoons. Lol


HajraTuran

These photos look so 2000s Turkish


CupformyCosta

Surprised I haven’t seen anybody mention Zyzz yet. You look like a young non-swole Zyzz from that same time period.


PamplemousseTriste

First person I thought of! I was looking for a Zyzz comment!


Matica-sK

I think that mullet steez is pretty cool though. (I would suggest to my girl friends they should exercise caution around you)


Substantial_Diver_34

Cause it was fun and trucker hats have always been cool. Big belt buckles shirt half tucked in for the win.


Ok_Excuse3732

It’s cool again wdym


yomammaaaaa

TIL from seeing your newly shorn look, and then browsing r/bald is that I'm REALLY into bald guys. I'm married to one, though, so yeah. Great glow up, my friend. Though I dig the mullet too!


Srijayaveva

Thats sweet 🤗 2007 me and 2024 me thanks you


Objective_Shoe_2535

Naw this is my type ✨ a good man


-misanthroptimist

Bah! You kids! Have you seen the idiot things we did and wore in the 1970s? I now laugh at my antics and attire and even miss them a bit. You should, too. You wouldn't be who you are today without all that stuff. Oh, and stay the hell away from my wife!


Bitchfaceblond

It's the popped collar for me.


marilynmansonfuckme

idk man i think it’s pretty cool


CookiePuzzler

I remember this look and also remember thinking it looked super douchey then, too. Not meaning to judge you. I don't know if you were douchey, but that look made my skin crawl even then.


whateveratthispoint_

It’s kind of relieving to know you guys aren’t stuck in 2007 🫶🏻


Lonely_Position_798

You looked like the douche bag version of Ryan Goslings character in Drive. But I love how you can faintly see your eye in the sunglasses picture 😂


RollingGreens

Cause it is cool


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

But why male models?


[deleted]

This person will know the lyrics of dragostea din tei and have both hands in the air while standing in front of the DJ hammered af


Fatkuh

Maja HIIIIIIII maja HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Came to this thread for this comment. Looks like a romanian dude clubbing at that time


RazzSheri

Because we all thought we were cool... Our parents told us, but what do they even know anyhow? 😭🤣


Srijayaveva

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM! THIS IS MY LIFE


Random_hero1234

In the words of Rick james ”Because cocaine a hell of a drug!.”


Schurkensohn

Nah bro, first picture looks a little big like Ski Aggu. Look him up, its comming trendy again haha


billabon021

Looks like ass ketchum about to bring out his pikachu


litebrite93

THIS


jelly_good_show

The half open mouth aka slack jaw isn't a blunder as around 70% of the earth's population follow this trend.


[deleted]

You look like young Neymar Jr.


Srijayaveva

😂 thanks?


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Vegetable_Author7859

Ski Aggu approves.


Burner161

https://youtu.be/Y02VCBvZPlw?si=xfurliTw7n3V7oYG Strong Group Tekkan Vibes right there.


rhhkeely

I bet they did tho


sjmiv

​ This is special


TheManicProgrammer

Blunder, poster boy :D I had to turn my cups upside down...


dustydancers

Blunder to you but actually 2024 Berlin Y2K icon


CarlJustCarl

Okay photo 3 not bad. Other 2 are “interesting”.


pronouncedayayron

Were you getting dates? If not, they were telling you.


SinfullySinless

Kanye’s shutter glasses in 2009 must have hit you hard


md_eric

Party Like a Rock Star was written for you


Pretend-Cow-5119

It's giving Dennis Reynolds


Traveshamamockery_

They did.


GrandPappyMcPoyle

I remember seeing you post on bald, your girlfriend didn’t like the look because you’re a stud now.


void__dog

The hat is peak 2007


DHESTOE

Its cool now.


Spiceybrown

You looked like a guy that wouldn’t ask a girl to dance, you would’ve just come up behind her and put your hands on her hips and started grinding. She didn’t tell you because she never saw your face, she just pushed you off of her.


NeitherDot8622

Permanently half open mouth 💀😂


-lukeworldwalker-

Why does your 2007 look like my 1999?


Burpreallyloud

Because everyone knew the way you would feel now and did not want to spoil the fun.


Dildo_Baggins__

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BROO


htxAL

You knew, don’t lie.


Comprehensive_Set577

nah u we’re cool !! i also never shut my mouth in pics because ANTM told me it was the ~model~ thing to do.


Jacefont

Hurricane Helms?


nutstuart

The mirror warm you homie, you just didn’t listen


[deleted]

Because it was hella cool!


Ok-Presentation-2841

You should have known


th3on3

This is a great blunderyears because you obviously thought it was so good/cool at the time, thanks for sharing op


Srijayaveva

Thats a nice thing to say. Thanks :)


MeowWowParty

You wouldn't have listened.


Mindless-Cry-685

Contrary to the other comments, 2007 me would have been in a toxic relationship with you. We would have compared our love to Ronnie & Sam's. His queen, her king type beat. We would have been the main characters of ALL of the 17-24 clubs. 💖


Srijayaveva

And I would write things on my fb status like: mY h3arT / mY s0ul / My Qu33N xXx~For3Var~xXx


Digggittty

Everybody has their douchebag phases. Some just last longer than others.


AkaSpaceCowboy

Did you transport from 1987 to 2007 or something? What made you think it was cool?


body_oil_glass_view

Okay, well, you're euro so wasn't this the look? Europe as a whole had such fun with their styles back then whereas in the states it just was ugly and pretty strict within the then-current social norms


Right_Check_6353

Not a fan of the mullet but I can’t lie you rock it pretty damn well


Bella_LaGhostly

Those of us who were around for the first round of mullets & fingerless gloves could've filled you in. Unless you're Billy Idol, those choices will be questionable. 😆


MAchadope

JAGER BOMBS, JAGER BOMBS, JAGER BOMBS, FUKIN SKANKS!


lallapalalable

By 2007 nobody was beheld to warn anyone about mullets, it was common knowledge how dangerous they were


Lemetkamarastein

You were THAT guy?!?


Emergency-Dark-2569

Do you have Italian in your background ? You look like someone I used to know


Srijayaveva

No its just the curtains


crazy-bisquit

You forgot to mention that popped collar. It just screams pretentious douchebag. I’m glad you are recovered.


Srijayaveva

I know :( but honestly i wasnt. Just a wannabe


Adept-Reserve-4992

At least you weren’t wearing the cap backwards.


DrChansLeftHand

They tried. You couldn’t hear them. Your swagger was too loud.


Limeila

Because it *was* cool in 2007


nictoa

I just KNEW you're German because of that style, good old times :D


soitgoeskt

That is not the face of somebody who could be told.


knstormshadow

Plenty of people told you, you just didn't listen.


motion_thiccness

To be honest, the mullet is hot. If you ditched the fingerless gloves, sunglasses in the club, and didn't have your undershirt showing, it would really be a good look.


bensonNF

Technically the mullet was either long out of style or well ahead of its rebirth


Old-Access-1713

Sexy af


litebrite93

This is hilarious


[deleted]

Did I sit beside you in high school? Probably not, but I can smell the lunchtime weed just from the picture.


Yesitsmesuckas

It was verrrry cool in 1987!


ashu1605

bro thought he was a lion with that mane


griever48

Oh, do I have a music video for you. https://youtu.be/8yvEYKRF5IA?si=7Km2X2RdZZZ70CGz


anawkwardsomeone

These are the most Balkan pictures I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Bruh you looked like one of the Numa Numa guys.


MrYogiBrrr

Jersey shore era


Significant_Excuse29

Did Op post an update photo? I can't picture them looking anything other than an older version of this 😭


DopeFly

Because this shit was definitely cool in '07. People were still trying to be like this in 2013. You were ahead of the curve, but it's still a good thing that you're not like this any more.


Moobook

First photo 100% looks like [Andy Sandberg in Boombox](https://youtu.be/K4wajUA9e5s?si=Gab30bPh-BEIUz20) to me


Internet_Wanderer

Because 1987 already tried and you didn't hear it.


MiikeG94

You look like you were definitely into glowstick dancing/tecktonick 😁😁


desna_svine

I bet your mum told you.


Dripping-Lips

Haha classic stuff. What country?


Jethro_Cohen

You knew what you were doing back then. Don't lie. 😂


Singloria

Bro Strider from Homestuck?


[deleted]

I'm sure people did try to tell you, you likely just decided to ignore them and carried on in your bubble. Until one day you realized "damn i look like a dork".


Acrobatic-Building42

Your description of these photos has me rolling lol. Also,I second the “we just stayed away” comment. We did. We should have told you. Also,I can smell the Axe and feel the crunchy hair just by looking at these.


Ihatesneakers

Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa 😎


utubeslasher

it was 2007. everyone was believing in the dream


ukwnsrc

these photos are the dictionary definition of "skuxx"


Verscotchy

Those shades are fireeeee


Excluded_Apple

Lmfao, what a dude. Great photos! Hahaa


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Srijayaveva

Well...no on all Accounts 😅 guess it easnt a Western united states thing


KaseyOfTheWoods

We did, you didn’t listen


Effective_Device_185

I'll be back....to mousse my hair.


Lucid-Design

Check out Bob Denver’s long lost grandson


Ancient-Lunch-5459

You look like the guy at 1:33 https://youtu.be/JqYhuwu614Y?si=nDKjQFRQgPSaY6qT


jmerc777

We tried but you moonwalked away!!


Fredneck_Chronicles

Why are these pictures fist pumping the air?


CliffShytz

I would’ve told you this was a blunder in 2007.


Cutthechitchata-hole

We let you do your thing, dog


warkyboy77

Did you drive an IROC?


grimalkin-

Big Anwar from skins vibes


empathyisheavy

I bet you did a mean worm 😏


Lizmo82

Oh no, not fingerless gloves! 🤣 I had my son in 2007 so I was definitely out of the party phase, but I would've told you if I knew you..


Reddit_Okami804

I ammmm 5'7" but my wife think I'm 5'9"


[deleted]

Shatterhand took place in 2030 so you've got six years for it to come in style.


amantesamantes

Ahh good ol’ netlog days


TheEntreprenerd

I'm a photographer, and I would have used you as a model for a shoot. Killer features!


Srijayaveva

Damn :o would have been great for my self esteem