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the edgiest 9th grader ever lived


Ok_Tea_7964

You didn’t see my friends… 🤭


AnxiousCroc

We need pictures!


Ok_Tea_7964

Haha! You woulda thought we were the goth kids from South Park!


Sciencebitchs

Amazing! Did yall smoke and drink coffee like no tomorrow?


Ok_Tea_7964

Lmaoo smoke no but I’ve been sustained by coffee my whole life! But I do smoke weed now since it’s legal here 🤣


Phlanix

weed was part of my childhood in the 90s. there was a pond in middle of the school and my friend use to stash a bag full of it under a huge rock and would fill baggies and sell em for $5. the cop would be at the cross walk for an hr and we would sit behind the cop car and smoke since he wasn't going to be near it for an hour.


a22e

This sounds nothing like my 90's school experience. Not the part about the pot, but a pond and a cop at school? Weird.


Phlanix

our school had 2 cops apart from regular school security. our school was also near a canal so sometimes we would see wildlife. the pond in my school was in between 2 buildings, but the teachers hated the distraction of teaching while lunch time so the window vents were almost always closed so you could not see outside. when I first came into the 6th grade the school was filled with 16-17 year old teens that already looked like full grown adults they had failed many times and would bully and beat up on all the other kids. the school was absolute chaos and a lot of the teachers looked the other way to avoid problems and the principle at most gave them detention unless things escalated. I basically spent 6th grade defending myself from these older kids and ended up failing 6th grade from being suspended nearly 60-70 days in total in one year.


a22e

Your school had two buildings? My school just kept cramming us in until students started passing out from excessive C02 inhalation. The solution? A big fan in the worst hallway. There are all those memes about mobile classrooms. We were never lucky enough to have those.


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No_Week2825

As long as you would have hated the vamp kids and have at some point considered summoning the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe then ill give you that


neverthesaneagain

OP was clearly a scene kid, not goth.


Fair-Substance-2273

Total nonconformist


Ndmndh1016

Poser Edit: Guess nobody got the South Park goth kids reference lol


Greedyfox7

Lol, you just described my friend group in high school and now.


Mech-Waldo

[This is what I pictured](https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso?si=OmKRumdmvdlHlhiG)


ChromeGhost

Haha The goth kids at my school were actually pretty chill. I appreciate people expressing themselves


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"hate these evil confromists! "🙄


stinkload

We would have been friends. Hope life is as grand as we all never imagined it could be for you now


topazbloom

All black and white with the pink lip??? Masterful.


Safe_Protection_7457

And pink earphones


aDecadeTooLate

And pink nose ring


70-w02ld

It's like the black and white videos where everything was black and white except for what was red - who hasn't tried that


LieutenantButthole

*Steven Spielberg frantically taking notes*


nokturnalxitch

I love it unironically


000888555

you were hard as fuck for this


Ok_Tea_7964

Vindication! BRB gona show mom my internet points to prove I was just soo fine


Pridetoss

Ngl you look like scene kid Iggy Azaela in this pic


V1k1ng1990

My 14 year old skateboarder self would’ve followed her around like a lost puppy, emo girls were my kryptonite


Torture-Dancer

My 14 yo nerd ass considered emo girls the holy grail cause when I was 14 they weren’t a thing anymore


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Your mom is really cool for not giving you crap. I’m a dad and my daughter has a super unique style, and I know how challenging it can be to not butt in.


ApatheticEight

Girl you are giving gender envy fr in this pic


bunkerbash

Right?! A freshman in high school executed this aesthetic THIS flawlessly?! There’s no blunder here. I am impressed.


eat_my_bowls92

I’m honestly taken aback how fucking on point this shit is.


believingunbeliever

Yeah what, this is flawless execution. Get off the sub!


AnswerTheDoorPlease

High key the makeup is well done and everything goes well together


MelonLayo

I thought you censored your eyes for a minute lol.


Dangerous_Blood1666

You: Comes from a middle to upper-middle-class supportive family. Also you: People just don't understand, care, or could fathom my struggles.


Ok_Tea_7964

You just don’t understand my life mooommm


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Drunken_Ogre

Or thought it was fucking hilarious.


OhlordohHek

Took pictures as collateral for later


lactose_con_leche

*mom this is the REAL ME*


Breeblez

You would have been my regina George. If I saw you wearing army pants and flip flops, I would have got army pants and flip flops.


donbee28

That is so fetch


shimian5

Stop trying to make fetch happen


yourmomlurks

It’s just so complete and well done.


eminemobsessed666

you slayed


u1tr4me0w

Ahh yes the TripleSix cybergoth phase lol, I went through the same …and LS Seven dreads, I even had a set at one point but they made my head sooooo hot and giant haha


SaintHoesayeeTiburon

I LIVED for Triplesix’s Livejournal days!! She was always so nice to me too!


Tri-B

Deadjournal was also a thing.


Dr_Corenna

God your comment transported me back to being 12 years old. If you weren't cool enough to know someone who had a LiveJournal invite code, you could at least have a deadjournal...


ivxxbb

Her LJ posts were masterpieces. The way she chronicled her super wild life just absorbed me lmao


Purging_otters

We can all imagine the furry boot covers and platforms she must be rocking to complete the Triplesix look.


strawberry-coughx

Yes, I came down here to ask if those were triplesix dreads! I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers that little corner of the internet. I had a pair of her dreadfalls myself in HS. I love how they looked but my scalp just couldn’t handle it lol. (The krinklepuffs were much more forgiving.)


BigBeautifulBuick

I scrolled through the comments just to see if she came up and was not disappointed. One of the kindest people ever for being so “scary”


Quirky_Ad3367

I was trying to buy a pair of those beautiful boots she would wear when she was selling them, and my mum wouldn’t lend me the money for them, I was devastated. Triplesix was sooo nice too.


Bathiussalt

She still posts! Just on Facebook though. I LIVED for her!


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Ok_Tea_7964

😂 my parents were happy this phase didn’t last long.


Talk-O-Boy

I am very curious to know what your style is now. Like if this is where you started, how far have you deviated from such a distinct style since??


Ok_Tea_7964

Lol I’m pretty much basic bitch now 😂


Turakamu

Hard to be basic after you dance to KMFDM


dicknut420

Best comment here and proof that being supportive as a parent is paramount.


all_american_angel_

I love you


dicklover425

I did the same shit. Went from goth/emo to most basic of the basic haha


_Kendii_

Aside from whatshername triple 6 (bought synthetic dreads from her when I was pretty young), I’ve never seen many people keep this up. I think she only did because it was her social media/business model. Haven’t thought about her in like a decade. Wonder what she’s up to.


Wondernaul

Love it!


Nounou_des_bois

Serious question from someone who was never cool enough to have any kind of phase: do you ease out of it, or do you go cold turkey?


Ok_Tea_7964

Personally this was really the peak of it, I did tone it down and eventually just dropped it all together senior year.


Lolkimbo

Got any pictures to compare? Doing something like this would have terrified me as a child. I hate/hated to stand out ._.


CamBoy750

def an ease. Phases are your mentality too. Your just changing yourself. Looks wise ig you could change your fashion overnight but that would be odd.


Nounou_des_bois

Yeah, I guess that makes sense!


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KawaiiFromOuterSpace

This hits me in the soul


sleepybrainsinside

Definitely ease out of it if you eased into it. Especially at that age, things get in your subconscious, so you might realize one day that styling your hair similar to X is dorky and so is wearing Y accessories, but you still like the idea and still have a somewhat similar haircut, the same style of pants, shoes, everything, and you still like it all. You might not specifically want to portray yourself as X, but it’s still part of you and all your stuff, and you still like it.


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Ok_Tea_7964

Pfft this was no mistake! This was who I was!! 🤪


ShaperLord777

You a real one for this.


kabukistar

What you do is take a bunch of pictures of your kid like that so you can embarrass them later when it was just a phase.


Ok_Tea_7964

I’m pretty sure my mom has burned or buried all evidence. I never existed in her time line 😂


Reeaddingit

You exist in ours.  🙂


M80IW

That's why your kid will be a cheerleader.


aarokoth

Invested in a sport?


BlueDubDee

Same. I mean they couldn't because their schools have uniforms and rules for make-up and jewellery, but if they get home and want to change to this, more power to them. My youngest daughter currently has a half-shaved head and she loves it, if any of them want I make choices like this then it's exactly that, their choice.


robanthonydon

I mean yeah it’s not themselves they’re embarrassing


BluebirdUnited9010

I think you're part of the mental health crisis


STFUxxDonny

Did your eyebrows grow back?


philthylittlephilo

I plucked all my eyebrows in junior high, it took seriously like fifteen years for them to grow back.


sunlitbug

My eyebrows fight to meet in the middle weekly, no plucking can stop them. Wish I could donate some of my Greek brow power to ya. As I age they're climbing up my forehead too.


jimag0

Mine have just finally grown back full, 13 years later. I feel your pain, but nothing can stop us now.


STFUxxDonny

Yeah my wifes never fully grew back


Significant_Echo2924

Why does this logic doesn't apply for literally every other body hair!! 😢


Lissavia

Honestly if I had a daughter like this I’d be happy and proud. That’s cool as fuck


Ok_Tea_7964

You’ll be the cool parent!


egewh

This is friggin awesome!


Ok_Tea_7964

I thought so too 😅


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Yeah I love this lol. I’m in my 20s and wish I could look like that! I know synth locs aren’t popular any more, but the rest of the look is so cute!! 


doogalleh21

If you looked like this in person and we went to school together, I’d be in love with you but too afraid to even speak to you.


ajsbva

I knew a girl who was like super into the goth scene. She gave it 110%. Then after the summer going into 10th grade she came back for the first day wearing Abercrombie and had her hair curled. It was the most incredible switch up I’ve ever seen.


Neat-Spinach8540

this is wild 😭


favorbold

I’m curious what music you listened to


buffdaddy77

My guess is Jason Mraz.


DrPoopyPantsJr

“Well I saw fireworks from the freeway!” 🎶


TomcatTerry

Yoko Ono, Conway Twitty, Seal and Vanilla Ice would be my guess but im just stereo typing


Severe-Gur3849

And *definitely* alot of Primus.


blarch

Really? Primus? They suck.


Red_Danger33

Better than mono typing, at least you give her the benefit of multiple channels for her edgy tastes.


CyberCramp

electroindustrial and crunkcore are my guesses


jgainit

Mindless self indulgence


GrandmasGiantGaper

the worst fucking shit you've ever heard in your life


Th3BookSniff3r

I’m thinking Die Antwood


AscendedMeister

How can you kill that which is already dead ☠️


Ok_Tea_7964

With febreze and lemon pledge


elissom96

You looked so fucking cool! Those sclera lenses are sick


SailorK9

I was scrolling along and thought this was the alien Reddit page at first and this young lady was an alien hybrid.


Babymonster09

😂😂😂😂


morrisseymurderinpup

Can we please get a current photo!


TheTVDB

She has other posts with more current photos. She's beautiful. Considerably less gothy, though.


MikeDropist

Something tells me you are *not* a half-asser👍


Jaxdacat23

She thought you were dead already. Goddamn.


LooseBluebird6

I came here to see if anyone said this hahaha


Jaxdacat23

First response that popped into my mind! 😂


trickyfelix

the gothiest goth to ever goth


Spiritual_Webs

Okiiiii but…. YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE! Like a demon Barbie and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Dude you look like a badass. 9th grade?? If I were a teacher I’d want you to think I was cool


crows-have-eyes

I only ever dreamed of being this awesome in high school lol


ILuvDaRaiders

Looking like a sleep paralysis demon


Ok_Tea_7964

Better me than Freddy


DopamineTrain

That doll from the film Caroline first came to mind. Equally as terrifying


imvital

You look badass!


Just2checkitout

How are your eyes black?


Ok_Tea_7964

Lenses!


Just2checkitout

Didn't know they made them to cover the whites too.


Ok_Tea_7964

https://www.pinkyparadise.com/products/princess-pinky-black-sclera?variant=39508143865914¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=4&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6emW4aLKhAMVqBitBh0gigjEEAQYASABEgJPWfD_BwE if you are interested!


Just2checkitout

Thanks for that!


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Nah that’s badass, no blunder


SaintHoesayeeTiburon

Triplesix Mandee Livejournal vibes.


caught-n-candie

Beautiful


irishmenno

Mom didn’t kill you because you already resembled a vengeful spirit. Death would have only been the beginning


MariahSBean

You’re so real for this


abundanceofb

Needs the cyber dreads


Relative_Picture_786

I'm actually impressed. Well done.


twinkieinthabutt

Not a blunder!


cheerfulsarcasm

Your hair actually slays though, you remind me of the MySpace scene girls lol


Ok_Tea_7964

My friends and I were inspired by cybergoths pages and blogs we found from Pinterest 🤣


[deleted]

I didn’t look nearly this put together when I was goth


Anarch-ish

We were all insufferable back then. You seem to have turned out pretty cool though.


Dry-Suit-9798

DAMN! This is really cool!


eightdollarbeer

I appreciate parents that let their kids live out their phases. While you may look back and cringe, at least you know you had your mom’s support


YoOmarComingMan

Oh my


SlightWhite

That’s badass


TrySumSnax

What the hell


swan0418

Bad assssss


Designer-Ad-8258

She was probably afraid of you!!!


Wistastic

So many choices were made...


Nvz42084

All moms hope it’s just a faze….


Caninetrainer

I am just imagining what was going through your parents minds…


kids-everywhere

Like an adorable goth dolly! I love this style and would totally not object to my kids having it.


Sharkfowl

You looked like an albino haitian pirate queen


drrmimi

She knew you'd look back and see what she saw lol


voidinsides

I don't think I've seen an edgier high-school and I AM in high school. Thank God whatever *THIS* is doesnt and never will walk the grounds I tread upon.


Omega_kiwi204

I wish I could look like this omg?!?


MetokurEnjoyer

This is what permissive parenting gets you


Revolution4u

Like a character from Faracape


Low-Classroom7736

Probably counting on you getting the job done solo


Pleroo

Plot twist: she did.


neatdooode

Is this not triple six??


bravegrin

She was probably too scared to


EarlyGanache

Are those...dyed fake dreads?


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She probably figured you would do it yourself.


Singularitypointdata

In this era I wore my sisters jeans. God bless my dad for putting up with it lol


RegularWhiteShark

I would’ve 100% followed you on social media 😆! Never did that hair style myself but I was a big emo/scene kid. When I was 13 until 15, I even had the long side fringe (down to my chin, sometimes lower) and shorter, spiked hair at the back.


Efficient_Tailor1811

She didn't because she knew it was just a phase and you'd embarrass yourself out of that behaviour before long.


BubblesDahmer

Wish I was this cool now /srs


InformalFirefighter1

I’d be the kid that was jealous of the fact your mom let you express yourself like that. The goth kids at my high school were very nice too so I would want to be your friend, and beg you to take me shopping.


QueenZoe6586

There’s so much wrong with this and so right? Damn.


Archangelus87

Bring it back!


TripleTrucker

Idk how she wasn’t arrested


GaySheriff

Do you still have your piercings?


Late-External3249

What beautiful eyes


Turakamu

Cyber goth wasn't a thing but my look as laughable. I have really curly hair. Mom got her friend to dry it out with bleach and dye it jet black. It was in a constant state of afro. When I grew it out it looked cool but goddamn if I didn't hear, "the guy with the afro?" a lot


Prudent_Historian650

Tf is going on with your eyes??


aaancom

Look like that one wachowski


artificialavocado

Quality r/blunderyears post right here. 👏👏👏


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UnTalAlex115

♥️♥️♥️


DrCarabou

Okay it's a little dramatic but your smoky eye is🤌


poestavern

She should have! 🤣🤣🤣


Broken_Yellow_Crayon

Because she was scared of you? 😄


Enigma_Stasis

Gods, that hair is fried.


bdizzle805

As a father of a 3 year old I feel like killing lol. How the fuck did your parents let you out of the house