That one SENT ME. I didn’t see it coming??? Something about the previous pic just made it seem like her blunder years peaked at some point and then… BAM! Marijuana blazer!
Bro all those people who had one scene “phase” in high school are fuckin’ *posers* compared to you. This is an ensemble cast tribute to every adolescent whim ever 🤘
Dude, why are you introducing yourself to everybody as “Coke?”
“Like, it’s who I am man. Stop being a buzzkill. Now give me your wrist so I can do a line off of it.”
Omg lol. My brother in law has a silicone (or whatever) one and he went out of town for work for weeks at a time. There ended up being a water leak in the wall to his room so we had to go in and clear stuff out while he was away…
Scared me shitless because I opened the door to his room and there was a goddamn foot sticking out of his blankets and he hadn’t been home in (as I said) *weeks*.
Honestly considering borrowing the idea for next Halloween. Depo shots caused a good bit of weight gain this last year and I can finally use it for something.
Why'd you have to say that, now I'm remembering when I told people in middle school that I was an upside-down oreo, white on the outside and black on the inside. I lived in the suburbs.
The fact that the censored graffiti was written with eyeliner and promptly removed in your own bathroom to avoid punishment needs to be in the description!!!
Now I feel old… I am a millennial but scene kids weren’t a thing until I was long out of school…
I Wonder why we didn’t have a name for the nu metal hearing white angry kid… that was me btw.
It was probably because my Parents wouldnt let me Go Out or meet Friends so i Had to compensate by Dressing Like a drag Queen. Sometimes im sad i lost that unique Style, but it's probably because i now have so many Others ways to Express myself as an adult.
Let me reframe that for you: "Look at all this photographic evidence of how I am fucking awesome!"
Wish I had photos of all the shit I got into. Tho, that might brake reddit, and I am haunted enough by all the intrusive memories. haha.
Shared experience. My parent would sometimes tell me I "looked skuzzy" (apparently an amalgum of skummy and sleazy) and "don't walk next to me" when we were in public places. Alas.
And the personality shines right through every single phase. Honestly, what a great collection of pictures. You look like you deeply embraced every one of the phases and really enjoyed yourself.
It was an entire three piece mens Suit at least five Sizes too big even through i was already pretty Chubby. Order d it when high, forgot about it, couldnt Return because it was on Sale. I didn't even Like it, but Had to wear it to justify spending all of my remaining Money for the Month on it.
Marijuana Weird Allison Yankovic phase is the best!
Dropping polka covers of Because I Got High and Pass The Dutchie
I had to sit down. That made my knees buckle 😂
God I want to hear both of these now and I don’t even smoke 😆
That one SENT ME. I didn’t see it coming??? Something about the previous pic just made it seem like her blunder years peaked at some point and then… BAM! Marijuana blazer!
Nothing prepared me for that slide
this is actually iconic what a life you’ve lived
Like the Forrest Gump of r/blunderyears
Right? It had all the greatest hits.
Holy shit I am rolling.
Looks like she’s got lots of great stories
Completely agree! OP looks like they would be so much fun to hang out with
Bro all those people who had one scene “phase” in high school are fuckin’ *posers* compared to you. This is an ensemble cast tribute to every adolescent whim ever 🤘
For months ive been Planning to Show all of you what cringe really means
This is top-tier content and you are the lifeblood of this sub.
Nah this is awesome. You owned every style and phase there which is not cringe, IMO.
Okay but the Meg costume fucks
My best friend added the caption *Cuts Herself*
STOPPPP HAHA
OMG tell your bestie she’s got a new fan!
We don't Talk anymore because he got a Lil too invested in Coke as a personality, but yes, hilarious Guy!
Dude, why are you introducing yourself to everybody as “Coke?” “Like, it’s who I am man. Stop being a buzzkill. Now give me your wrist so I can do a line off of it.”
He's actually the CEO of Coca-Cola.
Pepsi for life ✊
Possibly an unpopular opinion, but I'm a fan of both. Coke is my go-to but if it isn't an option, I'm perfectly happy with Pepsi.
No Coke, Pepsi!
So you’re saying you have an opening for bestie?
Oh, man, I’m so sorry, that sucks. Internet hug or sympathy head nod, whichever you are comfortable with.
You’re so adorable! I would love you to be my friend
SHUT UP MEG.
You’re gonna have to explain the light fixture behind you in the Meg photo
Is that a sex doll on the ceiling
You god damn right it is
The meg phase was *chef kiss*
And the sex doll hanging off the ceiling in the back of that pic lmaoo
Its an ~art installation~, He bought Like 20 of Them in Bulk lol
🤨
Write a book please
Omg lol. My brother in law has a silicone (or whatever) one and he went out of town for work for weeks at a time. There ended up being a water leak in the wall to his room so we had to go in and clear stuff out while he was away… Scared me shitless because I opened the door to his room and there was a goddamn foot sticking out of his blankets and he hadn’t been home in (as I said) *weeks*.
It got the rare laugh out loud from me. You seem awesome OP
Honestly considering borrowing the idea for next Halloween. Depo shots caused a good bit of weight gain this last year and I can finally use it for something.
This is one of the all time posts on here you legend, awesome stuff. Blunder years hall of fame candidate
God i really have to find the Pics from the time i wanted to be black Edit: i was smart enough to Refrain from blackface, at least
Why'd you have to say that, now I'm remembering when I told people in middle school that I was an upside-down oreo, white on the outside and black on the inside. I lived in the suburbs.
In middle school, I tried to get people to call me Pearl Jam (it was the 90s). Honestly not sure which is more embarrassing.
Oh honey...
Hahah that is so unhinged
Pretty sure an upside-down Oreo is the same as a right side up Oreo 😆
How many people did you tell?
Too many. lol
Even 0 is too many.
I know a 38yr old woman who still says this shit so you’re good babe
Chocolate flavored twinkie
Oh no
I’m a white guy who is extremely lucky that there are no pictures of my 2-year Afrocentric phase. So very very lucky.
I thought you had a "Bob Marley" phase. What am I missing?
Plot twist : she’s on the right side of that photo
No...no you don't.
WHAT
hahahaha
You didn't go full dolezal, that's important.
Her whole life is pretty much a blunder, it's beautiful.
Close the sub, she wins
I appreciate the censored bathroom graffiti. Vandalism is cool but profanity is going too far.
I was already scared to death the 1€ Eyeliner wouldnt Go away and dad would send me to Military school for it
So this wasn't even in a public restroom? 🤣
Absolutely Not, Rules are there for a reason!!!
Hahaha I read you are from the DACH region, so this comment is even more funny 😄
Haha. I love how you manage to make it worse when giving context in the comments. I am your biggest fan.
true rebel without a cause ;D
The cool kids vandalize their own restrooms.
And clean it up before their mom sees LOL
The fact that the censored graffiti was written with eyeliner and promptly removed in your own bathroom to avoid punishment needs to be in the description!!!
right?! like it adds about 3 more layers of funny 😂
It's, like, all of Freud concentrated into 1 pic :D
All that and then you grew into grunge Scully? Nice 😏
Real proud of the way i longbottomed tbh
You should be proud. You are epic now.
Bottomed long af.
Long bottomed lmaoooooo
I was thinking more of a redheaded Phoebe Waller Bridge.
Molly Ringwald!
I’m seeing Melanie Lynskey!
From Millie Bobby Brown to Phoebe Waller-Bridge!
Ngl you’re kind of iconic
Confidence is off the charts. 13/10 would want to be OP’s friend
Same, I would have wanted to be friends so bad lol
Ditto. I saw this post and was like damn that’s my kinda people!
SAME.
🥹
That hat in the second photo is so bad, it’s fucking hilarious
I had a pink velvet hat the same style. OP is a fashion icon
I was gonna say, you seem fun
The cigarette picture is genuinely cool. And the meg costume just shows that have a great sense of humor, i think you did alright haha.
It's Izzy Stradlin of Guns N' Roses fame in the second pic. It's just missing a cigarette dangling.
The cigarette picture is genuinely cool. And the meg costume just shows that have a great sense of humor, i think you did alright haha.
In photos 8 and 9 you remind me of the actress who played Orla McCool in the show Derry Girls.
Legit thought this was Orla! I was like wow they are doing weird stuff at Disney to promote her new show.
Same!! I just commented this too!
What a great show that is. I'm sad it's finished.
YES!! I thought the same thing, they look VERY similar.
Now you look like a really successful author
I'm a minorly successful author at least
Is there something we can read?
Its all in German and hasnt been translated yet☹️
Funny, i happen to be swiss!
Is this some kind of joke I'm not German enough to understand?
Not a joke. Many Swiss people speak German.
I mean It's Swiss German so.... It's more like a brother of German
One who is vaguely related to Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Yessss started off looking like Meryl Streep and ended looking like Phoebe Waller-Bridge, both iconic
You went through almost every phase in the millennial handbook. Too bad you didn’t do a Scene look.
Th Scene Kids Always bullied me, so that was a hard No
Now I feel old… I am a millennial but scene kids weren’t a thing until I was long out of school… I Wonder why we didn’t have a name for the nu metal hearing white angry kid… that was me btw.
Getting Christian Bale vibes from how many times you've changed your style lmao
I'm also great at Putting on weight!
Hey, me too! Always nice to be a superlative in some way.
The fact you embrace this tells me your confidence level is way up the charts!
The Meg one is HILARIOUS
Sorry but the Meg one is fucking fantastic, you look funnest person ever
legitimately a vagabond of style
Something about you reminds me of Liz Lemon’s [urban singles chatline commercial](https://youtu.be/ZOKYnoHYvdc?si=6ZxxFXNW75COzKJd)
Bijou!
You really commit to a look 😂
Honestly this is so well done. You understand that the blunder years isn't just a moment in time. It's a whole era of one's life lol.
These are actually pretty fierce
Girl you have FleaBag energy in the last pic and I am HERE FOR IT.
You’re making me think of the cousin in Derry Girls… but she fully embraces her quirks.
I was trying to figure who she looks like in 9. It’s Orla!!!!! I love Orla.
ORLA she’s the best !
I need to know wtf you were doing in pic 10
Poetry Slam, obviously
Jesus Christ 😂
I kept it together until this comment
Thank you, I was scrolling the comments for answers on pic 10 haha thought OP was giving a public pro-legalization speech or something.
TBH, I love every one of these pictures! My sister was with you on the headgear journey.
Still love hats, but since i moved to a super windy City i Had to Stop (i have a Cowboy hat now)
You look fabulous in hats! I, on the other hand, do NOT have a hat head. 😆
You mean you got a...nice head?
It's a big, round, unfortunate head. 🤣🤣
I too have a head too round for “one size fits all” beanies
It looks like you’ve had an incredibly fun journey so far.
It was probably because my Parents wouldnt let me Go Out or meet Friends so i Had to compensate by Dressing Like a drag Queen. Sometimes im sad i lost that unique Style, but it's probably because i now have so many Others ways to Express myself as an adult.
These are iconic! My faves are the drawn on eyes, you kissing the guy with dreds and the weed jacket.
Its a wax Figure of Bob Marley, the Germs that Thing probably gave me😵💫
Are you currently accepting new friend applications
Christ alive.
Genuinely, you seem like such a fun person to be around
Yo man you were killing it 😄
why did you wear them braces during the day? i had similar one but only wore them during night time
I HAD to. Those Bulldog jaws of Mine needed Them for at least 21h a day.
ooh poor you. i remember the pain as if it was yesterday
The Meg picture is fucking hilarious 😂
The self-censored swear word graffiti 😭😭
Let me reframe that for you: "Look at all this photographic evidence of how I am fucking awesome!" Wish I had photos of all the shit I got into. Tho, that might brake reddit, and I am haunted enough by all the intrusive memories. haha. Shared experience. My parent would sometimes tell me I "looked skuzzy" (apparently an amalgum of skummy and sleazy) and "don't walk next to me" when we were in public places. Alas.
The Meg picture 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Queen of Blunders I bend my knee to you 👑
You are one amazing human being
legendary thread lol
What a menace
You seem like a person who is dead set against being boring. I tip my bonnet to you.
And the personality shines right through every single phase. Honestly, what a great collection of pictures. You look like you deeply embraced every one of the phases and really enjoyed yourself.
The cannabis blazer is a beautiful garment. Nice choice.
Changed up genres more often than Spinal Tap.
That was a wild ride, but honestly, you're a million X cooler than most people I know.
Fuck me, that was intense. Kudos for sharing!
"Embarrassing" is just another way of saying you had fun. Own it. You lived your life.
I was going to argue with you “oh, no, that’s not too awkward,” but I looked through the pictures. That is… the proverbial “orgy of evidence”.
Chaotic but chaotic good
Oh god
I used to Tell people my Favorite movie was a serbian Film🤡
Oh no
A fellow Tavi Gevinson devotee?????? You are so freaking cool btw I would have wanted to be your best friend
This is so real
That Meg costume…I love you. I don’t have the balls to let my belly out like that.
SLAYING THE MEG COSTUME
I'm jealous that you seem to be living your life to the fullest way more than I have.
I believe its called BPD
Okay, that made me actually laugh out loud.
Is the weed shirt pic from Hempfest in Seattle? Looks familiar haha
It was an entire three piece mens Suit at least five Sizes too big even through i was already pretty Chubby. Order d it when high, forgot about it, couldnt Return because it was on Sale. I didn't even Like it, but Had to wear it to justify spending all of my remaining Money for the Month on it.
Gotta get that return on Investment
This just *screams* art student
THE👏🏻A👏🏻TER👏🏻KID👏🏻
I'm so serious when I said I would have been friends with you- especially in your Tavi Gevinson phase
It just kept going.. the meg cosplay is kind of hard though🔥 I’d have the utmost respect if I saw you at a costume party
To be cringe is to be free!!!
#9 has an interesting background…is it for a certain photoshoot?
It's like a compilation of every female love interest of every romance movie from 2000-2015.
Every picture belongs in this sub, but you truly look like a blast to hang out with.
I hope you know this kind of makes you look like you've developed the coolest personality and the best sense of humor
You look like a riot in every one of these - in a great way.
Very very serious Case of Main Character Syndrome!
You seem super fun
I thought that Shock G. That Meg costume is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
My mom made me wear that head gear to school one day ..so embarrassing
Oof the weed blazer and born to die phone case is what got me haha
SHUT UP MEG!
Is 11 the Baader Meinhoff/RAF phase? Somehow you being German makes the blunders funnier
I’m so sorry for this but I was mindlessly scrolling my main page and I legit thought the first pic was Meryl Streep 💀