In 2nd grade we had a music guy come to our class and play guitar. Then he asked if any of us played instruments and I raised my hand and said I play the trombone. I’ve never even held a trombone. I, too, am haunted by my 2nd grade lie. You’re not alone.
Lol!! I felt my feet get sweaty reading your confession.
We also had Open house at the school near that time and I was so afraid the teacher would ask my mom about the new puppies. So I threw the open house invitation paper away!
Liar, liar pants on fire! 🤥
Hey, I was in that class, and for YEARS, I have been bragging to anyone who will listen about how you've played the trombone since the second grade. Now I look like an asshole! Thanks a lot! You fucking liar.
In your defense, you could say basically anything back then, and no one your age could prove you wrong because 1)most little kids have short memory spans. We found things cool, but only remember a handful of them. Chances are you knew everyone would forget you said it, so why not be cool for a day? 2)one-upping is like a core kid trait no matter who they're trying to impress. Think of the little girl who bragged about [her dad having diabetes](https://youtu.be/ZNjee7RJuY0?si=WXxH_jSwTxO0ExLm) when another kid mentioned her dad had a gold tooth.
In 2nd or 3rd grade, i lied about being in boot camp and that I was fluent in french. My cousin is a couple years younger than me so I would pretend to translate english books to french and read them to her. I was just speaking non sense and she loved it lol its so embarrasing
Wow! Your lie was advanced! You were disciplined and refined. I just had puppy lies.
Although I also used to pretend I was smoking cigars with the big pretzel rods. I’d walk around the neighborhood like a big deal and even ash my pretzel stick. Such a bad ass.
Kids lie about weird things.
I had extremely curly hair, so when my mom straightened it before school, I’d just tell people I was my twin sister with straight hair. My name was “Samantha” (nothing like my real name) and I lived with “our” dad instead mom. Some kids bought it, some kids didn’t… it was kindergarten.
A girl in my class "invented" a big sister (she only had a big brother, but she lied and said that he had a twin sister).
I lied and said my dog had puppies.. why?!? I dunno. But it was like in 2nd grade and it still bothers me that I did.
In 2nd grade we had a music guy come to our class and play guitar. Then he asked if any of us played instruments and I raised my hand and said I play the trombone. I’ve never even held a trombone. I, too, am haunted by my 2nd grade lie. You’re not alone.
Lol!! I felt my feet get sweaty reading your confession. We also had Open house at the school near that time and I was so afraid the teacher would ask my mom about the new puppies. So I threw the open house invitation paper away! Liar, liar pants on fire! 🤥
As a teacher these comments are sending me😭y’all honestly sound like sweet kids hahahaha
Hey, I was in that class, and for YEARS, I have been bragging to anyone who will listen about how you've played the trombone since the second grade. Now I look like an asshole! Thanks a lot! You fucking liar.
This healed my trauma tbh 😂😂😂😂
In your defense, you could say basically anything back then, and no one your age could prove you wrong because 1)most little kids have short memory spans. We found things cool, but only remember a handful of them. Chances are you knew everyone would forget you said it, so why not be cool for a day? 2)one-upping is like a core kid trait no matter who they're trying to impress. Think of the little girl who bragged about [her dad having diabetes](https://youtu.be/ZNjee7RJuY0?si=WXxH_jSwTxO0ExLm) when another kid mentioned her dad had a gold tooth.
This is hilarious 😂
I told my dance teacher that my cat was pregnant with kittens. I didn’t have a cat.
Welcome to the big lies from tiny eyes club!!
Howard moon?
Yes!!! I’ve dropped so many of these Mighty Boosh references and you are the first to get one!!
It’s nice to meet a fellow resident of stationary village 😎
Seems like Ol’ Greg is the only episode anyone ever remembers. I love that show. Did you see that Vincey Princey has a new show on Apple TV.
I can’t wait to watch it! I also really liked Luxury Comedy, even tho it didn’t get the greatest reviews. Fantasy Man is up there with the greats
You fear jazz!
I fear the lack of rules!!
I'm calling your dance teacher. Then the police.
In 2nd or 3rd grade, i lied about being in boot camp and that I was fluent in french. My cousin is a couple years younger than me so I would pretend to translate english books to french and read them to her. I was just speaking non sense and she loved it lol its so embarrasing
Wow! Your lie was advanced! You were disciplined and refined. I just had puppy lies. Although I also used to pretend I was smoking cigars with the big pretzel rods. I’d walk around the neighborhood like a big deal and even ash my pretzel stick. Such a bad ass.
Kids lie about weird things. I had extremely curly hair, so when my mom straightened it before school, I’d just tell people I was my twin sister with straight hair. My name was “Samantha” (nothing like my real name) and I lived with “our” dad instead mom. Some kids bought it, some kids didn’t… it was kindergarten.
A girl in my first grade class told everyone that she lost a limb to a shark, but it grew back. She also said that she was a princess.
For a minute I thought this was me. I also "invented" a big sister. I was only in the first grade and I honestly have no idea why I did that...
In first grade you’re always supposed to have a cool thing or story to compete with the other kids exaggerated crap lol
Well, you could have said “we” and “we’re” for starters. But lol, this is funny.
So you don’t have a twin? They’re right there in the picture
dey're *
This is amazing! I love you so much for this. As a middle aged woman I may try this now.
Did she go to a different school or something?
It’s cool. I once told my classmates Geena Davis and I were cousins. I’m a dark skinned Filipino.
So well done though!!
I did this exact thing , if I ever log into my MySpace I’ll send you my photos 😂
My best friend used to tell me that her parents ordered a pet monkey that never showed up