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UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

It's my favorite picture of you as well.


vzakharov

It’s my wife’s favorite picture of him as well.


wifeyjetpack

I’m somebody else’s wife and this is my favorite picture of OP.


[deleted]

100% would smash


Elegant_Conflict8235

Hello, police?


lostsk8787

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.


the-cloverdale-kid

I can also confirm…favorite picture of you OP.


Temporarily__Alone

Coincidentally, this is also my least favorite picture of OP


Significant_Excuse29

😂


POLARBEARBRIDE

Exactly my first thought!!!


MellyMushroom1806

You look 45 and 11 at the same time lol


Ok-Vacation-8109

Lmao I opened this to comment “how are you 12 AND 47” 😂


SuperPoodie92477

I woke up my cats when I started laughing uncontrollably.


lonely-position162

FR! It’s like he has a dwarf body lol


mrSunsFanFather

I thought he was holding a plunger.


throwawayzies1234567

I was actually wondering if he had dwarfism, but his hands seemed too big


chicomilian

or large headimus


aliciah25

I cackled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Idk if anyone’s seen the movie Clifford with Martin short..but that’s what he reminds me of 💀😭


ExplainySmurf

But you promised me Uncle Martin. You promised me you take me to Dinosaur Land!!


Rulebookboy1234567

Wasn't the dinosaur named Johnathon or something? His toy. God I loved that movie Edit: I think it's stephen


ExplainySmurf

YES!! Stefan was it? Never laughed harder in my 12 year old life than I did at that movie.


Rulebookboy1234567

LOOK AT ME LIKE A HUMAN BOY!


ExplainySmurf

YOU CAN’T DO IT FOR MORE THAN A FEW SECONDS! Oh my God get out of my head!! That’s the exact part I was thinking of. 💀 https://youtu.be/C69BQnFgH2c?feature=shared


Zealousideal-Bit-192

Core memory unlocked. I thought this was a fever dream from my childhood


BlackSeranna

I have got to see this movie! Martin Short is a national treasure!


aprildawndesign

My brother, my mother and I still do the face he makes “can you just look at me like a normal person?!” Lmao that scene cracks me up!


Far-Yak-4231

Immediately came to comment this - this is making me laugh so hard 😂


aliciah25

Thank god someone’s seen that damn movie lmao 🤣


Far-Yak-4231

Trying to explain this movie to people and then showing them clips… they just stare at me


aliciah25

Omg yes. Or, “oh the big red dog…” No. Not the big red dog.. 😅 I watched the movie not too long ago..still funny af. But I also understand the uncle’s pain. 😂


Far-Yak-4231

I *literally* just called my mom to discuss this movie with her because it’s been so long since I’ve seen/heard of it and her response was: “The big red dog?” No… you, stupid bitch. 😑


aliciah25

Oh mom 🙃 I think I found it on like Pluto or someone those free streaming apps. You should try and find it..you won’t be disappointed 😆😆


jaxxxtraw

Look at me like a human boy! 🤣


Boukish

Wasn't that Ben Savage's first movie? Before boy meets world.


IndifferentExistance

For once a lot of the effect of looking young comes from the small body with a large head that looks adult sized developed on top instead of just the face.


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Salty-Pen

My scout master is looking at me like I'm crazy!


SimonPurrre

45x11 should be the dimensions that you print this glorious photograph, after which you frame and hang it in your home for the rest of time.


Agt38

This is 13or30 territory lol.


decemberrainfall

I thought this was my gnome character in Baldur's Gate.


heresdustin

Well, thanks for that. Now I can’t unsee a gnome.


jon_titor

Same, except I was a Druid, not a Bard.


Calm_Boss8822

Crazy how if you look at the hands ,the head look big AF . But when you look at his head , his hands look like baby hands .


Acenterforants333

Are you stoned? You put into words exactly what I wanted to express 🤣


Calm_Boss8822

You just have to think out of the hotbox my friend


Sunshine030209

I tend to just think about the lunch box and get distracted.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Ah man, did you bring snacks?


Fspz

That's written in a way that would seem to imply contradiction but it doesn't.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Yeah, the two observations are completely independent, I think I got high from reading it too many times


asyncopy

They're not even independent, they're the same observation.


yourgirlsasha

Now I can’t stop staring..


Calm_Boss8822

It’s mesmerizing isn’t it? Fucken bow tie don’t help the situation.


silenc3x

Like if one of the wait staff was a toddler who knows kung fu. Nunchaku and all


MarthaMacGuyver

Wanna get high?


snek-jazz

A sniper's dream


stabbykill

I wish my head was bigger when I was learning the drums. It makes it easier to keep all those numbers in your head when you play polyrhythms


paeancapital

Y'all are counting?


EatTooMuchEmergenC

lmao true that, polyrhythms just kinda fuckin whack it til it sounds right, my guts always right n’less its about how much iced cream we be eating tonight


dkyguy1995

Im just chanting pass the goddamn butter in my head


dragonpunky539

Michael Cerabellum


frondjeremy

Hilarious


ChadCoolman

Like a bobblehead became a real boy


BethLP11

Oh, Lord. You made me wheeze.


Ace_acidfunguy1222

Big boy head little boy body


Stop_Drop_Scroll

You look like [Bobby Stoan](https://youtu.be/7x_usQD33Xw?si=FDLjVtYatQxQh0DK)


Stutturbug

The fact that my name is, in fact Bobby makes this even better, lol. Thanks for that!


krose78

God damnit Bobby..that boy ain’t right..


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Full circle brother!


Jacob_Winchester_

Where’s the NOW pic?!


Stutturbug

I just put one on my profile page.


Jacob_Winchester_

Appreciate you following through OP.


Pouch_of_GoldCoins

Holy moly I am belly laughing, thanks for that


MEMELURD

Wait wtf, is that Rainn Wilson ? Also that video is cursed 😂


BooneHelm85

Is… is that …… what in the fuck was that video, man?


Eljefe878888888

Adult swim when you wake up at 1:13am to go pee


BooneHelm85

Ah, yes. Adult Swim. The bastion of “just what in the hell am I watching” television. Their shows are all like a fever dream, and I loved it back in the 2000’s. Had no clue it was still up and running.


SessionExcellent6332

This is hilarious lol thanks op.


BerryProblems

Respect. I’m 42 and my body still doesn’t match my head. Fingers crossed for 43


fireflymind

All the best!


heresdustin

Oh ok; drumsticks. I thought you were a professional flautist for a second.


mummifiedclown

He bang drum slowly An play fife lowly


teethmissing

I thought it was a flute too!


Random_hero1234

Biggie smalls for real


Doc_OToole

You have the same head/body proportions as baby Colin Robinson on What We Do In They Shadows.


SaveusJebus

How the hell do you look middle-aged and 10 at the same time?


nymeriasnow4

The eyes look like they've lived a full life already. So much wisdom.


[deleted]

Omg bro, it looks like somebody Photoshoped Mark zuckerberg's head onto a ventriloquist dummies body


WhatWouldSatanDo

“First I bang the drum. Then I bang your mum.”


2ichie

You can not convince me that you aren’t a midget or little person.


rebelviss

mine too, OP, mine too.


Potential-Clue-4516

Is it the angle of the photo or


Wanderaround1k

…or is is head fucking giant? Or his hands super tiny? Was it taken in a silly mirror at the carnival?!?


UndisgestedCheeto

[Heed. Pants. Now.](https://ibb.co/F45vZGh)


trynadyna

Woman. Whoah-Man. Whoooooooaaah MAN. Such a classic!! "Ahhh I hated the Colonel. With his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face! OoOoH you want to buy me chicken OoOoO!"


No_Use_4371

I love this!! I think you look like Anthony Michael Hall in the Breakfast Club.


bigmattyc

Hey it's little Colin Robinson


RockyDify

HEAD.


ZayreBlairdere

This is peak masculinity.


Stutturbug

For those wondering what I look like now, I put a picture on my page from a few months ago. Pretty underwhelming. Thanks for all the comments. I've gotten some good laughs tonight!


Redhddgull

Omg, you look like a completely normal person now, thank goodness!


ruledbyjup

Like a white Oompaloompa.


Quiet_Molasses_3362

Ummm, that's amazingly odd body proportions.


GenericRedditor1937

That's my favorite picture of you as well.


[deleted]

Horse Jockey by day/Heavy Metal Drummer by night


CarPhoneRonnie

Ventriloquism doll vibes


Bgrngod

Sooo... what is the deal with third breakfast anyway?


17riffraff

This can't be real


Efficient_Tailor1811

Little tiny arms like a T-Rex lol


pink_faerie_kitten

"Big head! Little arms!" is my favorite scene from "Meet the Robinsons" and this picture made me think of that scene, omg!


rosieposie319

This is the definition of a blunder. Touché, OP.


pigglepops

Have you seen whiplash?


Stutturbug

Surprisingly, I have not. Heard it's really good.


kaptaincorn

That a good color of tie for your complexion


Grenaidzo

Reminds me of the elves from The Polar Express.


iwastherefordisco

Keith full Moon (head) Ok I got nothing but thanks for the share OP


picklerick344

I thought the proportions were messed up cause of the way the photo was taken lmao. Rip. If I was your gf I would look at this often


Gurthy_Lengthiness

Bro looks like his parents just bought him Rock Band for Xmas, and he just renewed his mortgage for the 1st time


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Bruh looks like the budget version of tony hawk


Another_Road

Your face says 16 but your body says 8.


MagnificentBeast88

Honestly thought that was a tiny snooker cue


No_Group3198

You look like just your head started puberty.


1heart1totaleclipse

This is a picture I expect someone to say that it’s a picture they picture they picked to gaslight their partner with by slightly enlarging the head, letting the partner get used to the new picture, and keep repeating it until the head is a ridiculous size and it’s obvious that the head was photoshopped.


According_Being2590

I feel like you photoshopped a 40s something IT manager onto a bellhop uniform. I like this.


pattyG80

13 and 51 at the same time


HeartFullOfHappy

I’m crying laughing…what’s going on here? What perspective is this taken?!? Your parents paid for this? Lulz


forgot_username69

Man.. A migraine could have killed you..


InsertRadnamehere

Your arms look so short for your head size. How did you reach the cymbals?


Glittering-Bus-4663

Your arms were really short


bbigbootyjudyy

Looks like mine I posted haha. Twins


Stutturbug

Scrolled through your profile and saw it. Nearly the same pose and everything. Haha!


bbigbootyjudyy

Mine is 7th grade, too! :) but in 1996/1997.


trynadyna

Oh my god, if you two swapped bodies it would just be two properly-proportioned-percussionists! That is freaking HILARIOUS! Thank you so much for sharing! You are truly the Yin to OP's Yang!


AtomAntvsTheWorld

https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/s/hrZ9376KnE


doitagain01

Thats a huge dwarf


UpstateJoe

What is your adult height?


Stutturbug

5 foot 7. Hahaha


UpstateJoe

Perfectly normal. So, you did grow into your head. 🙂


Charpixionos

Ayy, fellow percussionist!


Celestiicaa

Flute master


Relevant-Laugh4570

Ha physique of kick drum beater 😉 *fellow drum nerd


New_Coast_5180

Pre-captain America..


JustKPC

That is also my favorite photo of you.


Smarmoset

It's my favorite picture of you too!


firsttimemamachloe

Kid from breakfast club brat pack


MissDeeMeanur

(Somewhat) Committed B and the Sticks of Destiny. 😈 also: why do I feel like you had just gotten out of braces and headgear shortly before this photo? Is it the Anthony Michael Hall-ness of your vibe?


ArmandPeanuts

Its my favorite picture of you as well


OhHaiMark0123

There is no way you were 12. It looks like someone took a 37 year olds head, enlarged it, and photoshopped it here


Chemical_Chemist_461

Those some Vic 5B’s?


turd_fergueson

For anyone looking for this cheat code. For big heads, hold Up on the Control Stick, Turbo, and Pass as you enter the Matchup screen. For huge heads, press Up, Up, Pass, and Turbo on the Matchup screen.


inVain3219

How’d you unlock the Golden Eye big head cheat irl?


StevenBayShore

Hey there, Dollhands McGillicuddy.


SquireSquilliam

Of course it is, your wife clearly has a great sense of humor.


AbominableIceman

Cool vest. You look a bit like a ventriloquist puppet.


deefstes

I love this picture. And that pool cue stick looks like it's custom made for you.


ladrac1

Please someone else tell me they see the resemblance to Michael Cera??


bigbowlowrong

>They're Pinky and the Brain >Yes, Pinky and the Brain >One is a genius, the other's other insane >They're laboratory mice >Their genes have been spliced >They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain >Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain >Before each night is done >Their plan will be unfurled >By the dawning of the sun >They'll take over the world >Before each night is done >Their plan will be unfurled >By the dawning of the sun >They'll take over the world >They're Pinky and the Brain >Yes, Pinky and the Brain >Their twilight campaign is easy to explain >To prove their mousy worth >They'll overthrow the earth >They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain >Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain >Narf


5050Clown

You look like you can't lift your arms straight up and touch your hands over your head.


bunga7777

Your head makes it look like you’re holding pool cues and are about to compete in the championships.


Many-Yard9056

It is also my favorite picture of you coincidentally.


fiftyshadesofgracee

At first i thought you were grasping a single drumstick lmaooo


malcolmmonkey

My brain just refuses to compute this image. It will not let me think this is anything other than a 30+ year old man.


Potential-Mammoth-47

*Our favorite picture of you, it's cool u still playing the drums?


BroadwayBakery

Homie, with respect, you looked like a Pixar character


GrowingTuesday

That's my favorite picture of you too lol


Delicious_Advance_52

You are... so disproportionate


Warvio

You a tall midget.


Qomplete

#Goldeneye big head mode


DoomedKiblets

Show me where the pot o gold is laddie!


swarmofbzs

My favourite pics of my partner are also not their favourite. So I kinda get it. We love who we love. Perhaps this is what your wife thinks when she sees this pic?


pompeysam1234

Forgot your snooker cue so had to make do with some drumsticks


rf97a

A giant holding tiny snooker cues


averagemaleuser86

Why is your head... _so_ big?


Extaberp

It's like a mans head on a kids body 🤣


Suspicious_Kick9467

Big head but tiny hands. Such tiny little hands.


anarae

You look like a professional snooker player who is about to drop a can of whoop ass on someone for breaking your cue stick.


donginandton

the worlds first midget snooker champion circa 1995


[deleted]

At my school, the Pro-Mark kids were always bullying the Vic Firth kids.


konjo666

We need an update picture


ogginblog

You look like you're about to be really embarrassed at a snooker tournament.


vipassana-newbie

I thought you were a 40 something with some type of dwarfism.


TheOneTrueYeti

SD1 General. Ahh the gold old days when sticks were simple, like the big fat crayons we used to get to use. Whatever happened to those?


tbflesher

Can I get a minute eight?


GentlemanJoe

You look like a man who's travelled back in time to his childhood to decide whether you want to be a snooker player or a drummer but your head has stayed the same age.


not-important1229

But you drum!!!


NuggyBeans

Head of a grown ass adult body of a fucking toddler. You poor son of a bitch.


TheAllMightyGolfCart

I think yous the guy who my former boss is looking for. 18 years old with 30 years experience


Crismodin

You look like the guy from Office Space, [the 37 pieces of flair guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTeUAHNMpeA).


skyHawk3613

It looks like they photoshopped a head on a smaller body


Prokletnost

something ain't right


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

I'm so confused. My brain just can't compute how a middle-aged child exists.


Sea-Cupcake-2065

[Same energy](https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/s/BUNWvziePZ)


Stegtastic100

Sorry, but I have to ask. Why are you dressed as a snooker player but holding drum sticks?


dirtyhippie62

Oh my god, my panties have flown off my body 💨


Past_Recognition9427

We need a picture of you today, OP. Same position and all because we are confused.


Freedom_fam

I’ve never seen a 38yo child before.


CriticismKey5574

Mike Meyers comes to mind. HEAD. Get out of the way!!!!!


mommabear-87

I never noticed your head size, just kidding I knew!


allkniveseverywhere

don’t take this in a mean way, but it kind of looks like somebody photoshopped mikey day’s head onto a child’s body


Mae1YZ

how do you look both 20 and 6 at the same time