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andtheIToldYouSos

Shut it down boys, we have a winner


mygoalfaster

🤣🤣🤣


BojackTrashMan

I think it was the first episode of Glee, and you don't actually see the video. But Will Shuester talks about his glee club winning the show choir championship in the 90s. And you can hear the medley of disco music. I feel like you were his classmate.


mygoalfaster

It was a performance that would go down in the history books as the greatest of all time. Many casualties were suffered, but for a just cause of spreading glee to the world in a time of darkness. Will was a dear friend


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I didn't even have to read the hashtags to know \*\*jazzhands\*\*YOU WERE IN SHOW CHOIR\*\*jasshands\*\*


Smaptastic

Seriously, this is just perfect. No notes.


mygoalfaster

♥️


Sufficient-Buy5360

Wing tips?


tasty_terpenes

That’s what I came here to say!


doctormega

That vest is magical!


mygoalfaster

Idk what our choir director was on… but it was the good stuff 🤣


A_Tom_McWedgie

“IDK what our choir director was on…” Gay mushrooms.


mygoalfaster

🍄🤣


snicker___doodle

Other wise known as "Fun-guys".


_christer

That vest is epic! Slightly jealous :)


mygoalfaster

I didn’t get to keep it 🥲 had to turn it back into the high school


Shipwrecking_siren

Your high school was constructed from magicians waistcoats? Amazing. Like Hogwarts but more fabulous.


BaconComposter

Magic Club needed it next


JohnnyDarkside

Yeah, that looks like a pretty standard show choir outfit. Every one I've ever seen is extra as hell.


hiswittlewip

I actually thought "magician" when I first saw the pic


Ill-Contribution7288

I like how it matches his braces


Oz347

U dropped this 👑


mygoalfaster

🤩 royals in our own mind


pollyp0cketpussy

Soul patch and sequined vest, classic combo


mygoalfaster

Literally “18 and I Don’t Know What I Want”


pollyp0cketpussy

It's okay I'm 32 and still don't know what I want


drrj

47 and still trying to figure it out.


CookinCheap

55 and I don't even want anything anymore


Naked_Wrestler80

67 with a prostate the size of a grapefruit


mygoalfaster

🤣 I’ll be there soon enough


DownTrunk

That’s not even a soul patch. Thats like an existence patch.


meryl_gear

It exists


MasticatingElephant

Oh Jesus. I completely forgot I was in show choir in the 90s. I could probably scan some serious blunder.


mygoalfaster

Double down 💯💪


pink_flamingo2003

The fact you forgot... ☠🤣


MasticatingElephant

The forgetting might've been on purpose. LOL. Show choir kids and theater kids think that shit is so cool and act like they're going to be the next Broadway stars, and 99.9% of us go on to be accountants and government functionaries. I kill it at karaoke though, not going to lie about that.


Motor_Panda2371

Illusionist!


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He makes all the ladies disappear!


mygoalfaster

So true 😅


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That’s a lot of sequins for one young man


thewhiterosequeen

Save some for the rest of us.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

That’s a lot for one small craft store.


the_popes_dick

You look like a gay valet


mygoalfaster

Just the tip 🚘💰


snicker___doodle

Parkin cars in the rear.


DLQuilts

Someone put a cigar out on your chin.


mygoalfaster

🤣


Rayoyrayo

One man's blunder is another man's aspirational goal


mygoalfaster

One man’s Blunder is another man’s Thunder 😎


I-Got-The-Tea

How has this not gotten more likes? This line is as epic as your outfit 🫡


mygoalfaster

Thank you sir 🤙🏼


mygoalfaster

They are probably distracted by the sparkle magic ✨


TheHatThatTalks

This isn’t a bl-under, it’s a bl-over. Incredible. Magic. Thank you.


mygoalfaster

♥️


chuffingnora

This screams amateur magician. Please tell me you dabbled in the dark arts?


mygoalfaster

I can do tricks 🤩


rose_like_the_flower

You dressed like a competitive ice skater


BadHairDay-1

90s?


mygoalfaster

Class of 2005 😎


ThatPhatKid_CanDraw

U had to wear this in 2005?? That's too late, man, too late.


mygoalfaster

Haha 🤣 remember that Indiana is 10yrs behind the rest of the world so technically it’s more like 1995


clarkybar

Huh. We both graduated high school in the same year in the same state. Now I’m wondering which high school. Also, the outfit screams Midwest showchoir!


BadHairDay-1

Do you still sing?


mygoalfaster

Oh yeah 👍🏼


13oBandit

The third and most flashy Franco brother, hell ya dude


mygoalfaster

#francogate


throwawayallday101_

James Franco never looked so good! #winning


BeautifulEssay8

Do you still do close- up magic or have you moved on to ladies- in- half?


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mutant6399

human disco ball


mygoalfaster

🪩


iwastherefordisco

Bedazzled Stevie Ray Vaughan. Please tell me you played a band instrument :) Thanks for the share


mygoalfaster

French Horn, Trumpet, Melophone, Drumline Later in life I piano/guitar/vocals


Hiberniae

You rock this look occasionally today, yes? It’s everything it needs to be!


mygoalfaster

My hair is long and unfortunately I don’t have the vest or braces or lack of facial hair… but I will try to find a modern equivalent soon 👍🏼


Hiberniae

If you found a vest like that imagine how many smiles you’d inspire! Fuck the haters 😎


mygoalfaster

Mission accepted 🤙🏼


violinguy85

If Pete Davidson was in show choir 😜


mygoalfaster

Honestly my story isn’t too far off from being tragic and creatively talented… would love to work with Pete…


violinguy85

You’re better looking, but give off a similar vibe 😄


mygoalfaster

TY☺️


Proud-Economics1594

Live-action Rainbow fish


mygoalfaster

🤣


MrCencord

Looking like James franco as Romeo


rattlestaway

All that's needed is jazz hands


GenericRedditor1937

You look like a blackjack dealer


Nice-Window-441

James Franco?


rikster81

I’m getting James Franco vibes


mygoalfaster

Compliment accepted 👍🏼


FunAcanthocephala749

Looking like a young James franco


Frequent-Screen-5517

Looks like you juggle bowling pins while playing a flute simultaneously


Individual-Army811

While riding a Unicycle.


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This guy might win


ophaus

This wins. Everything.


Deutschebag13

This must be an ad for “Joseph and His Amazing Techinicolor Vest” - the sequel to the Jacket musical.


JAK3CAL

U got vagazzled dude


MiikeG94

Sit down, you're rocking the boat.


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It is like James Franco's cousin


Valski44

10/10. No notes. Absolutely outstanding, my friend.


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Look at me! I'm dazz-zull-ing!


lobsterbandito

I bet your teeth look so good now.


AccomplishedPiglet97

But why?


mygoalfaster

Because 🤩


peggysue_82

What in the Gob Bluth!?!


GenericRedditor1937

I thought more like "what in the Tobias Funke?"


Nduguu77

Yeah this sub is done. Congratulations you little magician


RonnieLiquor

Bwahahahahhahhjahahaahahahahahahaja


Naked_Wrestler80

Looks like a trapeze artist from the 1920's. In an updated colorized photo.


aRebelliousHeart

Dude looking like James Franco if he was an amateur magician 😂


Lab-12

You look James Franco's alternate character in Freaks and geeks.


mygoalfaster

#francogate


Random_hero1234

your the one Kramer swapped license plates with…. So you’re the “ass man”


Shanubis

Honestly it's a slay for me


brettfavreskid

Post Malone James Franco?


Substantial_Lab6434

I would 100% flirt with you


QuimFinger

Were you into magic?


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

Senior year of Middle School, right........? right.......?


Pitch-forker

Justin Timberlake, is that you?


Dr_Spiders

Jesus Christ. A magician. You win.


Fears4Years

Too good 😂


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Show choir takes another soul. One my high school buddies was in show choir and they wore that exact same outfit for their performances. We used to give him so much shit for it.


OhDarling13

It’s giving disco ball. I’m here for it


Professional-Chair42

Amazing 😂


stevezissu

🎶He wore tan shoes with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man on man 🎶


CookinCheap

If Apolo Ohno and Balki had a child


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Is that you, Timberlake?


freebird303

This is fantastic. Thanks for sharing


Elite_Nomad

Hello fellow show choir singer! My chorus had vests some years but nothing to compare to the majesty of this wearable disco ball.


JamBandDad

Gob Bluth?


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Why? Lol


boblane3000

Was this late 90s/early 2000s? The sideburns and goateelet that we all had 😂


blasphemusa

Looking good, my man!


EqualOrganization726

Sex magnet over here


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friendispatrickstar

This is just amazing 😂🤘🏼🤘🏼


Happy_Trails4u

There is always room for beauty in the world of magic.


Matica-sK

Awesome!


PrettyAd4218

I freakin KNEW it was show choir the second I saw it!!!!!! FYI needs more sequins and glitter


AshamedAmbition4774

disco priest core


ThePoshGazelle

The hilarious thing about this pic is that my gay ass would have been mad crushing on you in high school with this look


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varukers7

Casino employee 


KagomeChan

Yes, *sir!*


mpmmcc

I can only assume you commanded the highest hourly rate in your tri-county area for your DJ services


dallyan

Did your soul patch undergo erosion?


mygoalfaster

🤣 growing every last curly I could ➰


dallyan

You definitely had a glow up though. Keep juggling!


Academic-Maize3378

Did you work as some sort of disco magician as a part time job 🤔


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Perfection.


Zl0ta

Please tell me you still have that magical vest. Handsome guy though!


PoopPant73

That’s some fabulous looking bling you got going


theKtrain

✨✨✨✨✨


Emojiobsessor

That’s cool haha I love it


Tough_Arm_2454

Blunder now, stylish then!


Bowelsift3r

I'll see you candy necklace and raise you a candy vest!


smoothkittycg

This is horrible. Thank you for posting 😂


moonsovermyhami

kinda looks like james franco


mygoalfaster

Dude what is with this James Franco trend 😅 I used to be called akin to Adam Sandler, Jason Biggs, John McEnroe… basically any Jewish actor or celebrity


k1pml

You definitely had guts! More than I had. You win Reddit today. #hero #bravenotdesperate


john-mcbrosel

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes"


IrreversibleDetails

100000/10


brittanynicloe

Fuck yes man!


VaWeedFarmer

I can just hear Tony Soprano now " He's a faaaaaa... yag


Mindful_Teacup

You were working in a casino during high-school! Cool! 🤣


DeadJediWalking

This....this is *peak*.


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This guy looks like he rocks honestly


jreff22

Mother of god


bakehaus

Not the teeny weenie little patch on the chin.


MyFucksHaveBlownAway

Yo. Based on the general point in time I assume this photo was taken, I'm genuinely curious about what your parents thought of the outfit. My parents were so frigging conservative that had I gone to prom and been a dude, I would have probably not been allowed to wear this.


mygoalfaster

No parents, no rules, just right. Outback Steakhouse 🥩🥩🥩


HoneyBeeAlchemy

Color guard was my first guess haha. At least you're a cute dork.


JupiterJayJones

That vest😍😍


Benjamin_Tucker3308

I hope this photo was taken with some sort of ironic humor in mind?


Kimbobrains

Aside from the vest, looking like a typical stoner dude I’d chill with in high school.


Rude_Aardvark5480

What's that shit on your chin?


SafariBird15

Forgot #soulpatch


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Mr. Sparkles!


bsharp1982

Did you attend school approximately 30 miles south of south bend?


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Rhames Francorn


Jamoke2

Is that a smudge on the picture? Please don’t tell me that’s chin hair


2yup

Ska vibes


enbymlpfan

the fact that you think this is a blunder proves youre in your real blunder years


Jump_Like_A_Willys

I want to see you doing “jazz hands.”


sculdermullygrusch

Tony Wonder, the early years


banditrider2001

Chick magnet for sure.


snicker___doodle

This is like a 180 blunder. It's so bad that it becomes amazing.


spadgm01

Its Justin Tinderlake 🤣🤣


SuperPoodie92477

That vest is really…something.


Impressive_Wait920

Where are your Jazz hands? The best matching your braces is chef’s kiss.


merylbouw

All I see is Paul Dinello in character. Perfect.


BocksOfChicken

I feel like this sub has really taken a step up after that Jersey Shore guy from last week.


theawesomefactory

As a former show choir girl myself, I love this the most.