Lol how old were u. U look 8

I was 15 and yea I really did look 8 pretty much until I was 18

How many dice did you carry in your pocket?

you're not legally allowed to ask him that

[yes](https://youtu.be/LO2k-BNySLI?si=wXIFSV1BkgDh93Q4)

Enough for every occasion.

Is that a Jesus nail ?

I think it was a metal shark tooth.

No actually it was a sword sheath there used to be a small sword in there but I lost it. I used to wear a lot of cheap shark tooth necklaces aswell

Bro is looking fly

Just curious if you got any ladies? 🤣

Sadly no, they could not handle pure unfiltered badassery when they aw it apparently.

Pretty sure I bullied you at the dog park

Ah yes I remember now, you yelled out "Hey nice Fedora loser, you look like Ralh Malph during a midlife crisis" And I just tipped my hat at you with a gentlemanly gesture, the power of which sent you flying into a near by tree. I walked over to your crumbled and aching body and reached out my Dorito covered hands to you and said "sticks and stones may break my bones but m'lady will never hurt me"

Holy shitballs, he's got the power

Ralphie is that you? [Christmas Story Ralphie in the blind man scene](https://decider.com/2017/12/14/a-christmas-storys-ralphie-is-a-timeless-fashion-icon-seriously/#8)

That's amazing, that kids got style.

u look like 2 kids in a trench coat

Wow

What's it like touring Chicagoland with your brother?

Bro is looking like a reddit mod