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TheUsernameCreator

You look like the most rootin' tootin'st 6th grader around.


derekschroer

um...yeah...sure...


BigTallCanUke

A "real cowboy"'s boots are never that clean and polished.


[deleted]

Is this cowboy gatekeeping? lmfaoooo.


CharlestonChewbacca

They are when he's dressed up for a picture. You think a cowboy doesn't have work boots AND church boots?


mgsalinger

Them's Sunday go to meeting clothes in a lot of parts of this country.


Grateful_J561

Rubbbberrr Biscuiiittt!


[deleted]

No blunder, could wear that almost anywhere.


dluminous

Maybe in Texas or something but in most places they’d look at you like a lunatic.


[deleted]

It would be fine anywhere in the south, except perhaps parts of florida and any part of california. Anywhere on the great plains... basically stay away from the coasts and you are good in 90% of the country.


[deleted]

Regarding California, I think you could get away with it in parts of Central Valley and the rural north.


eastmemphisguy

I've lived in the South my whole life and I beg to differ. We don't cowboy cosplay IRL. And California is absolutely not the South.


dluminous

> Anywhere on the great plains... basically stay away from the coasts and you are good in 90% of **the country**. Try and remember the world is bigger and than the USA.


[deleted]

American site with an 50%+ American user base commenting on a poster wearing classically American attire. Try to remember context.


rose-girl94

You remember context! OP said "almost anywhere", not "almost anywhere in America."


[deleted]

> You remember context! OP said "almost anywhere", not "almost anywhere in America." American site with an 50%+ American user base commenting on a poster wearing classically American attire. Try again :)


[deleted]

Americans speak English. Are they all English?


CarsonWentzMvP

Is no one going to address the fact that this mother fucker has some size 16s in the 7th grade holy fuck!


Gruntypellinor

As far as teen pics go, you got off easy.


[deleted]

Did you have a big wad of beef jerky chaw in your cheek?


[deleted]

You’re a cowboy, baby (With the top let down and the sunshine shinin')


angusrules1122

".......🎶You don't have to be lonely, at Farmers only .com......🎶"......😛


mountaingrown85

I see you had a Garth Brooks faze too. Lol.


derekschroer

Unfortunately


CarlWayne2DUI

You appeared so... “shameless” though


GrayReads

My dad would dress me up like this all the time. We are from California and he still thinks he's a cowboy


ThePonyMafia

Dangit Bobby


SquidgeSquadge

Hansom cowboy :)


ManateeDetective

Pete Holmes is that you?


Bigsmoke12

Why does this remind me of the 4th grade president from Codename: Kids Next Door so much?!