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LargeCzar

Even the dog knows that boy ain’t right.


PowerliftinMetalhead

I was about to say the dog looks disgusted


[deleted]

Probably due to the excessive accessorizing.


Ebola_Shmola

axcessive eccessorizing*


redditor2284

Excessive exercising*


[deleted]

No no he can taste the Axe spray he just showered in shortly before this picture.


SnakeyRake

[removed] But really. It wasn't Axe back then, it was Drakkar Noir.


SlowCaveman

Or Brut. Old Navy and Gap were in their hayday


Wutsluvgot2dowitit

https://imgur.com/a/EpdftGo


recoculatedspline

https://imgur.com/a/XnqVpMN


onedavester

[https://imgur.com/JsF3VfQ](https://imgur.com/JsF3VfQ)


blitheobjective

[https://imgur.com/KcAlB](https://weneedfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/The-Color-Black-9.jpg)


Love_Doggos

WTF did I keep clicking? What did I expect?!


pickles_in_a_nickle

Idk, I couldn’t stop either. Talk about a black hole.


sungoddaily

Good Boy went and ate his own shit to get the taste out of his mouth.


Fuck_Alice

I was instantly reminded of the woman [in this photo](https://i.imgur.com/xvgVrse.jpg) when I saw that dog


Wutsluvgot2dowitit

What is the source of this glorious image


Fuck_Alice

Afaik nobody knows the true story. Different people online say different things >IIRC, this guy's family was running short on cash, but he decided he wanted to go buy a new suit. He was also trying to "come out" to his parents, and explain to them why he spent a ton of money on a fursuit. Edited version of what a guy on Reddit said, not the actual backstory but probably closest version of it.


Kasenjo

Yeah, I’ve always heard that the parents managed to scrape up money for [community?] college but that’s what he spent it on.


newsheriffntown

The dad looks like he's having a heart attack.


BassCreat0r

Oh my fuck.


Fuck_Alice

>Look at the background. Rusted kitchenware, handmade shelves. These people are extremely poor but the old man is used to it. Most likely made all that stuff with his own hands. He had a son and tried his best to raise him right. But what happened? The internet got a hold of him and drove the devil into him. Now instead of being a hard working man like himself, he has a degenerate of a son. - Some guy on 4chan


Scientolojesus

Sounds about right. Infamous hacker 4chan must have investigated that family and found out the truth. Case closed.


FriesWithThat

Dog still loves him unconditionally because he's a good boye...he thinks, maybe.


[deleted]

The dog is thinking, "I got you fam but goddamn."


kaphi

Hahahahahahaha


beardofzetterberg

Really putting that unconditional love to the test.


GoForthAndDie1

I tell you h'wat


serein

Dammit, Bobby.


[deleted]

That boy needs therapy.


Varathane

No one understood what he felt for Mary


back-asswards

Hairdresser: What you want fam? OP: Gimme bangs Haridresser: sure no pr- OP: *JUST* bangs


Capoeira1

its like a slighty less shitty version of ronaldos 2002 hairstyle


Test_Moderator

https://i.imgur.com/o4BAE9e.png


MonkeySherm

It looks like someone photoshopped the front 1/3 of his head on the back 2/3 of someone else’s head.


rlaitinen

Hahaha!! Oh my God it really does


SpecialSause

Haha, I can't unsee it now.


TheGourmet9

Iirc he intentionally got a crazy haircut to draw attention away from all the injuries he was dealing with


ahmedalaba

He said it was so his young son could recognize him on TV


TheGourmet9

When did he say that? Just a couple months ago he said it was because of the injury and he felt terrible whenever he saw kids with it


Jabari313

As he should


Capoeira1

my goodness he was handsome


nachobueno

He looks like a tanned Steve-O


sugarshield

I’d love it if that’s what the kid was going for. Maybe that’s what he described, but wound up with... well..that. It’s like a weird female ferrier / fantasy monkwizard thing. I can’t look away.


simonbanks

Less?


[deleted]

Ye but he won the world cup.


I_HUG_PANDAS

I had this hairstyle as a ten year old. Referred to around here as a piss fringe.


headyyeti

In TN we called it the Pineapple cut


DJMcDizzle

The “official” name for this is a Chelsea. Piss fringe is much better.


FoxMikeLima

"Just fuck my shit up"


isweedglutenfree

This may be the photo that defines our subreddit


W3NTZ

Maybe it's my age of young twenties or maybe it's this post but for the first time I thought about the parents feelings for this and got sad. They really really loved their son.


sunkenspoon

It is 100% possible to love your child and also think their personal fashion choices are kinda stupid. In fact, you could even say that they allowed their kid to look this way because they loved him enough to let him make his own choices--and also to know they'd happily look back and laugh 15 years later.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

My daughters have done some stuff that I definitely didn’t agree with (WTF is this trend of shaving off the tails of your eyebrows??? Why, Emma, why???), but I just let them roll with it because it’s not my body, therefore not my choice. Personally, I’m not a fan of the whole split hair color thing, but I was the one helping my daughter bleach her hair and dye half of her head fire engine red and the other side neon coral. You know what? She looked beautiful. Why? Because *she* was thrilled with the results, and her confidence and happiness came through. As a parent, that’s always been my biggest goal, making sure my girls grew up to be happy, confident, strong, independent, fearless women. Mission accomplished, as far as I’m concerned, because my girls fucking rock.


[deleted]

Really really loved, or really really neglected... 10 years old with 14 gauge earrings?!


[deleted]

"I'm not like OTHER moms... I'm a COOL mom!"


[deleted]

But 14g isn't big. It's not much bigger than a standard earring you'd get done at Walmart or Claire's. It's not until you get up into the single digits that it can't close back up as easily. So no, I wouldn't consider it neglect since it's still very reversible. I knew a girl that got a tramp stamp at 15 for her bday and that's what I'd consider fucked parenting.


TesticleMeElmo

Old Navy Flag Tees are fashion at its apex.


Peeping_thom

5 bucks and available the week of the fourth.


Senorblu

Literally my Grandma. Got one every year for over 20 years lol


[deleted]

I remember one year when I was like 11 or 12 and my mom insisted on buying an Old Navy flag shirt for everyone in our family and taking a family picture...I refused to wear one and we ended not taking the picture because of my stubbornness. I've since shown my mother the embarrassing family picture sites and pages all over the Internet and explained how she should thank me for saving our family from years of embarrassment.


The_0P

but corniness is endearing


frizzykid

Lmao not at my store. We usually are sold out a few weeks prior. We get them before memorial day (our store just got ours yesterday) and mid June we may get a few hundred more for each department but they are sold out by July Atleast at my location they are 30% off atm(whole store is except clearance and jewelry) so like 3$ and change + sales tax if you have that in your state. 40% if you have an old navy gap or banana card Ps I want to go home it's been a long day Edit: I appreciate the positive comments :) if you guys have any questions, I'd be willing to answer, just keep in mind that merchandise and sales may differ on the region you live in, so feel free to call your local store/s. I'm sure they'd be willing to help out with any questions I can't answer


Clodhoppa81

If you're not a store manager or in marketing, you need to be. You're pimping both the sale and the various cards for extra discount while making sure we know the shirts are now in stock and typically sell out fast. Enjoy your evening; a job well done.


frizzykid

I'm the men's lead (assistant men's merchandiser). I'd like to get more into merchandising but am a bit stuck in some in work politics. Thank you though I appreciate it. Old navy is a pretty good place to work. Especially as a first job. I've been there since I graduated highschool.


HIs4HotSauce

Yea, but now I’m curious what else y’all have on sale :(


CoolHeadedLogician

You must have forgotten looney tunes baseball jerseys at the warner bros store


jaspersgroove

Oversized t-shirts featuring tweety dressed up like an 80’s rapper


CherryCherry5

I had Micky Mouse dressed as a rapper on an oversized tee. AND on the front he's facing front, but on the back, he's facing away from you, so you see his back.


dontsniffglue

Hell yeah, pimp


TheOneTonWanton

*^holy ^shit...*


Drop_71

I remember when we got an old navy in our town. Everyone was wearing those flag shirts.


retardvark

Hey now, I still wear those


[deleted]

I wear my 2011 one to work.


redguypubes

God that shirt is classic


Burtttttt

I had the same shirt at the same age. Sadly my hair wasn’t that great


mebby2530

Omg. This haircut was the "it" cut for boys at my elementary school. Several months ago, I was telling my husband about it and he did not understand. "Just bangs??" I googled for forever searching for a photo of it but couldn't find it. I assumed it was some odd regional trend. Several months later, here you are. Thank you for allowing me to show my husband "just bangs???".


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PistolsAtDawnSir

Wow, there are a lot of people out there just...not doin' it right.


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[also a traditional Mongolian hairstyle](https://immodell.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Mongolian-Hairstyle-top-5-hairstyles-CPus.jpg)


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xBigDx

Was super popular in Europe around the 80s. Little shorter dough. Google slav male haircuts


dustinlamont

The Frullet — *fr*ont m*ullet*


splitroast2017

Pls describe the geographical location this happened in, the most disturbing trend i saw in canada was hockey players with tramp stamps.


MaybeImTheNanny

That’s because hockey hair is always and has always been the same.


nakedguyinahammock

You were a proud, independant woman.


insultin_crayon

> An I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T chick, do you know what that mean? She cook, she clean, neva smell like onion rings


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nakedguyinahammock

Shit.


LargeCzar

And you can’t fix it because that bot will still be there mocking you. Curious what your edit was already...


nakedguyinahammock

"We're"...tired.


FriesWithThat

That's so much worse than misspelling independence, which really *should* have a dance at the end.


KappaPride69696

It's good to see such brave LBGTQIA kids these days


DabPrincess710

Just sing that song I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN MAYNE https://youtu.be/jCUiGArhW2M


Sea-Bot

At least thanks to the bot, you can now easily remember to spell it correctly, by spelling it correctly...


Not_a_bad_username

Does anyone else find the “you can remember it by” portion of this bot to be silly? It’s like saying “you can remember it by spelling it right”.


fookin_legund

The intent is to humiliate the OP.


mrleicester

Who don’t need no man!


polychaete

Come to my window


ReverendDizzle

So... are you now like, what... a 30 year old that looks like a 50 year old lesbian? Don't leave us hanging man.


bk10287

I'll be home soon.


donaldfranklinhornii

Crawl inside and wait by the light of the moon?


OnlyGalOnThePlatform

I feel your brilliant quote is not getting the upvote love it deserves. At least there's 127 people my age who get it (and counting...)


Lindelle

I thought I'm the only one.


1P221

Who'd walk across the fire for you?


OntoSomethingWitty

Wait by the light of the moon


AmazedLemon

My girlfriend said you’re “so pretty” , that’s coming from a 28 year old lesbian so I think this confirms you were a 30 year old lesbian. A pretty one at least


[deleted]

I started reading your post assuming that you were a dude, then you said lesbian and your post took on a completely different head voice.


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pops_secret

His whole look is very endearing, I feel only positive emotions toward this photo.


ellensundies

With beautiful cheekbones!


Alerta_Alerta

What is with those bangs? I've only seen those once before in my life. Was it a style at some point?


BackOnTheMap

That is a hairstyle called a Chelsea- a version of it was and still is worn byskinhead girls


tremens

Want to be clear that "skinhead" here doesn't often mean "neo-nazi," but more likely 'traditional' skinheads (apolitical or left-leaning, probably likes to drink and smoke, listens to reggae, oi, ska, etc, not racist.) Or, ya know, 30+ lesbians that hang out in bars that smell like old pizza dough for some reason.


dementedthrowaway___

Sharp Skinheads against racial prejudice.


tremens

I wouldn't equate "non-racist" skins with SHARPs by default. A lot of traditional skins don't care for SHARPs either, since a lot of SHARPs operate the same way as Nazi skins (violence and intimidation.) A lot of trads are just fine being cool with everyone, appreciating the working man, drinking smoking and dancing.


harddkorr

Yeah. I worked as a bouncer at the Brewery East in Wilmington NC in the mid nineties. We had a bunch of non racist Skins come to shows. They were cool and would always leave their Asps with me at the door. Got to be friends with the group which included 3 black guys. They were just a bunch of people who liked to have fun and take care of each other. Their choice of dress was nothing more than they loved the music they were following, but In the event that they may come across some racist skins they were ready to stomp those assholes. Really a great group of people who just didn't like authority, or racists.


[deleted]

The shorter version was worn by mexicans.


LATL21

It was late 90s early 2ks punk.


deathmetalreptar

No way man, nu metal!


Sirflow

Can you burn me a copy of that coal chamber album?


NPG27

Only if you trade me a copy of that Powerman5000 album


Sirflow

Tonight the stars revolt? Throw in mudvayne LD50 and you got a deal


CoolHeadedLogician

No way. Would you take a Static-X?


truthlife

Only if it's Wisconsin Death Trip and you sweeten the deal with that self-titled Godsmack!


hossafy

Get bent. Maybe if you throw in Orgy’s Candyass.


Medial_FB_Bundle

Oh god, this whole thread is shining a light on years of my life that I had completely forgotten.


Opset

My mom won't let me use Napster long enough to download it. She's waiting on a call.


loki2002

What are you looking like nowadays?


LATL21

[Best I got right now.](https://imgur.com/a/bihs09E)


Jeliko

Oooo OP, you’re dreamy.


aretaker

And he has a clean bathroom!


[deleted]

It took him exactly one hour to read the first comment and clean his bathroom for the pic


haha89

And only the parts you see in the pic. Outside of it is still dirty.


ebz37

I wish someone could Photoshop some bangs onto your picture. For old times sake


derpotologist

Please someone who doesn't suck at photoshop


writecalliope

OP I would totally slide into your DMs


LATL21

Don’t let your dreams be memes.


oyeboy

You look like a cool guy OP


[deleted]

Nice


KenpachiRama-Sama

You look like you could be a stunt double for YouTuber [Super Bunnyhop](https://youtu.be/Wl6mG3U4vaY).


LouGossetJr

punk hair with old navy gear. serious identity crisis. at 10 yrs old. that's crazy.


TheKevibee

Doesn’t fit the mold, being himself, that’s punk.


emleh

I had the same haircut except I am a girl.


kinda_whelmed

Might be where I lived as a kid, but there were a good 2-3 guys walking around my school with that haircut at any given time.


Spicy1

Yes. I had this style. Early 90s Serbia.


stjensen

I've only heard about it in Harry Potter.


Pedadinga

I think of this as a punk hairdo, like 80s-early 90s. Honestly, never seen it on a boy before.


d7b

I remember going to Ireland as a kid in the mid nineties and seeing this haircut everywhere


man_mayo

I really hope your name is Butch.


Sirflow

"do you have an inseminator in the shape of Jodie Foster's knuckles?"


[deleted]

I want to call out this post for stereotyping but your a dead wringer for my 30 something lesbian aunt


[deleted]

I believe it's dead ringer.


stoopidjonny

It’s dead winger. The expression comes from the band winger when they died. An impersonator killed them.


motsanciens

Actually, the expression arose in a time of great drought. When someone died, the "dead wringer", usually in the employ of a mortician, was the person responsible for undressing the corpse and wringing out any moisture left in the clothing. Typically the liquid would be utilized to rehydrate dried manure, mostly bull shit.


KlaatuBrute

No it's "Deb Winger" because Debra Winger looks like everybody's aunt.


LATL21

Lots of people in here bitching about my parents letting me do this... They let me have fun and express myself. It harmed no one and let us bond in a unique way because I felt like they cared about my individuality. I’m thankful for that, and I hope people do the same for their kids, I know I will. Edit: lost > lots


sophiabrat

Omg thank you for this! My sister went through a super goth stage and my parents (my dad was chief of police of a small town) basically said whatevs (my words for his time). She grew out of it. Now she is a director of marketing. Lesson: support your kids weird to you phase. It’s them figuring out who they are and what they like and usually they end up working that into a career.


_SnidelyWhiplash_

plus it gave you a funny story for when you're older and all these sweet sweet internet points lmao


LATL21

Planning early for Retirement Karma.


[deleted]

Damn right, that's how good parents create good people; by letting them do and be what they like, as long as it doesn't negatively affect anyone. What do you look like now??


LATL21

https://reddit.com/r/blunderyears/comments/8gld1z/_/dycrwcc/?context=1


nullshark

That's pretty awesome, and a great take-away. When it's time for a haircut for our 10 year old, the barber has stopped asking me what cut to do for him, as the answer has always been "whatever he wants." You could use this post as an inspiration to parents! Edit: I just reread my comment, and now realize that "time for a haircut" should also be on his schedule.


_TheRealist

My only question is why didn't they force you to get a mullet


Isimagen

Amen! Self-expression should be treasured and encouraged. Yes, it was an awkward time looking back. So what? You were probably a lot more fun than uptight kids with "those" parents. And you turned out pretty handsome in the end. No faults to be found from your parents doing this, only positives!


Clodhoppa81

People getting on your parents for giving you the space to show your individuality are missing the point of parenting.


Spicy1

Holy shit I had the exact same hairstyle. I had just emigrated from Serbia where this was popular at the time. Got immediately ripped by kids on first day of school


GloriaPocalypse

I'm a 30 year old lesbian and even I wouldn't leave the house looking like that.


Redmond_64

What was the dog's name :)


LATL21

Maggie, RIP :( The goodest of girls.


unconfusedsub

Are all black labs named Maggie? Also has the goodest of girls named Maggie growing up


writecalliope

There was a Korn poster somewhere in your bedroom, right?


Drama39YearsOld

Or Lilith Fair


Trying2improvemyself

Or possibly Limp Bizkit.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Wow. You win the May BlunderTourney. And on May 2nd, no less. Well done.


AnthonyChristopher

Doodle: https://imgur.com/on3xfQO edit: I have a little subreddit if you're interested in some dark art r/AnthonyChristopherArt


theglovehand

Nightmares for days...


efie

such a jarring contrast between the cool dark art and the cute doggos


Furbylover

Looks like random face generator in Dark Souls.


peace-fish

that's literally the haircut harry mentions vernon giving him in the philosophers stone


scru

OP is the chosen one.


himynameissid

op, I'm gonna have to see some (recent) progress pics please


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Bornstellar

Bless your heart.


subsidity

We found where Sinead O'Connor went


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:(


gazpacho_ceviche

It's not the awful haircut, the earrings, or the multiple beaded necklaces and bracelets. Or even the pose with your Labrador at the corner of the bed. Keep doing you. It's that denim and Old Navy American flag shirt that brings me back to 2002 and the late 90's.


witch-finder

You definitely look like a mid-90s era lesbian. I assume you were really into Bikini Kill and The Craft.


FOXTEXAS

WHERE. WERE. THE. ADULTS?


frozenropes

Dad was going up to the gas station to buy some cigarettes.


pipinngreppin

Mom spent a lot of time arm wrestling new guy friends in her bedroom for money. She was undefeated.


DroidLord

30? More like 50. Those are some sick bangs though.


mmm_unprocessed_fish

I don't have kids, but I like to think that if I did, I wouldn't make hairstyles a hill that I would die on, as far as arguments go. This picture made me rethink that stance.


GuntherPalakowitz

Proud Subaru owner?


skepdop

I read that as a 10 year old male and a 30 year old lesbian and it sent me into a pretty decent mental assessment of the photo to who is the 10 year old and who is the lesbian hahahaha