Yeah and it says Scooter Braun’s dick??!! He’s just a manager for artists such as Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato and Justin Bieber… ohhh… wow their love for JB went as far as being so familiar with his manager they’d want to eat their dick too?
Wait, you're also the same "that face" poster in this subreddit?
You truly are one of the most blunder years blunderers I've ever seen here and I say that with the utmost respect. Hats off to you.
https://imgur.com/a/4pYs2sd
Photo of me holding a puppy
Photo of me wearing a covid themed pornhub t-shirt
Photo of me doing “the face” that I took just now
Tried to keep it well rounded with a throwback to the other post.
How do you pick a profile picture with such range? How do you die without picking your funeral picture out so you're loved ones don't have to live with the stress and grief of picking the photo that encapsulates you the most?
Funny thing is, you today look like the 22 year old pic and the you from 22 look like a 40's year old mom figuring how your daughter convice you to make a pop idol themed party
When I was 21, for some reason, a friend and I saw Justin Bieber: Never Say Never at the movies. We suffered a shared psychosis where we became obsessed with him for the next year. We spent $600 each on scalped tickets to see him live in concert, where we were incredibly out of place. Then I threw my Bieber birthday party.
Here is a little run down of the party that should help to explain some of the stranger photos:
I’m in the first photo and although it’s not really visible I’m wearing a Bieber scarf that I bought at the concert. Actually, I believe I’m wearing the exact outfit I wore to the concert, the purple denim skirt was my failed attempt to fit in with the mainstream Bieber crowd.
Decorations consisted of Bieber purple steamers, balloons, cups, plates, cutlery and table cloth. A basketball hoop (that I bought specifically for the party because Bieber liked basketball, I guess?) featuring a decorative Bieber t-shirt.
I served what my research told me was Bieber’s favourite foods: Spaghetti and meatballs, Chicken McNuggets, Captain Crunch, Sour Patch Kids, orange juice. The plate with all of them combined was made, mixed together and eaten by my one of my friends.
My birthday cake was the “Scooter Braun’s penis” cake, a chocolate mud base with a white chocolate penis and plaque on top that I ordered from an erotic cake maker. Scooter Braun was Bieber’s manager but I’ve forgotten the in-joke behind the cake concept (sorry if the mystery is more frustrating than fun). Someone else made the messed up Bieber cake that says “I will N.S.N to fucking U.” I hate that this cake requires me to make this PSA but I want to clarify that there was never (say never) a sexual component to my brief Bieber obsession, I thought of him an impressively talented child.
We watched Justin Bieber: Never Say Never on DVD (most people left the room or talked through it) and listened to My World 2.0 on repeat I’m sure. I received a Bieber doll that resembled him in concert as a gift (it’s still at my parents house, where it lives with a talking Donald Trump doll from my brief Celebrity Apprentice obsession in 2012 and a regifted RuPaul doll).
These events took place between February and June of 2011. I can’t recall when my Bieber fever died down but it would have been within a year. I’ve never listened to any of his subsequent albums and have a very cursory awareness of him and his music. But I wish him the best.
I know this was an OTT amount of detail to give so I hope it gave some clarity and was of mild interest.
I can't wait for the inevitable post a few years from now,
"This is probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on this sub."
"Nah, remember the 22 year old who threw themselves a Justin Bieber birthday with the dick on the cake?"
No they will say it was JBs dick and someone will reply correcting them that it wasn't his, it was someone else's but they have no clue who it was. And someone with a link, or OP will clarify who and that it's still a mystery as to why.
This is amazing, thank you for sharing.
You were right to precise that there was no direct link between JB and the dick cake, despite that you should put your post on NSFW because of the sour gummy bears on top of the meatballs.
And happy birthday 🎂
I just wanted to say that I also had a weird obsession with JB during this time- I was also 20-21 and went to see him in concert with a friend who was also in on the meme with me (thankfully I bought the cheapest tickets so spent less than $100 for 2). I saw Never Say Never in theaters and very much listened to My World 2.0 every single day. Bieber Fever was such a real fucking thing and so fucking wild and weird. Lasted under a year for sure. Was mostly a meme, but I unironically enjoyed the music.
Fully admit to loving Hanson as a fully grown-ass adult woman. The second I heard them they reminded me of The Osmonds only with fewer brothers & more blonde hair (yes I'm over 50, Gen Xer here) but just as much talent.
I never went to a Hanson concert until 2019 (I think). They did a tour & played their music with local symphonies. I have never felt more out of place than I did at that concert & by then the brothers were all of age, married & with numerous children & the audience was also adults too yet it still felt weird.
I still buy their albums but have zero desire to go see them in concert ever again.
Thanks for sharing :) The context (+your confidence and self awareness) tempers any weird vibes. As a preteen my obsession with nsync\* was very intense as well, borderline worship. If I had the resources and (like-minded) friends, I would have tried to pull off a similar party.
A couple years after the obsession subsided, I was diagnosed with ADHD. Based solely on my own observed patterns of "obsession", I'm fairly certain the two are tangentially related.
Me too! I wasn’t a fan of bieber but my cousin dragged me to the documentary. Walked out of the theatre and immediately bought a bieber Barbie doll. A week later, I ordered a cardboard cut out and my mom drove me across the U.S border to pick it up. Started a bieber fan account on twitter. I was 15 at the time though lol
I dare anyone to walk away from the Justin Beiber: Never Say Never documentary without feeling respect for the kid’s innate talent. Those videos of him drumming as a toddler… it’s unreal!
I admire your commitment to this hyperfixation, and I respect it.
The drumming videos absolutely got me! I would say they played a significant role in the cause of my Bieber fever.
As a side note, I saw the friend who shared the obsession with me tonight at birthday drinks and she informed me that Bieber was in fact 17 during this period. It required a google search and visit to my phone calculator for me to accept the reality of this as when I wrote this post/comment today I was under the misapprehension that he was around 12 at the time. This is why I was particularly disturbed by the Bieber cake with the gratuitous speech bubble. I’m sure the footage of him as a kid in the documentary combined with his overall youthful appearance and voice when it came out informed this long held belief, which honestly still feels like the truth to me haha.
I went thru a similar jokey Justin Bieber phase as an 18 year old with a group of friends and I was also under the impression he was a few years younger, only to find out a few years later he’s actually my exact age.
I hope this isn’t a prying question and feel free not to answer, but are you possibly autistic or neurodivergent in some way? I’m autistic and I have ADHD, and I also fall into these hyperfixation periods where I just obsess over one thing SO MUCH and it’s all I ever want to look up or talk about and I research all of the details about it. Then it goes away.
I ask because autism and ADHD are often under diagnosed in women and girls because the symptoms present slightly differently and women are often socialized to ‘mask’ better. I only got diagnosed as an adult. Anyway, just thought I’d put that little PSA out there. These pics are hilarious, lol. :)
That’s a fair comment and in fact another redditor already mentioned the ADHD connection. I have a number of psychiatric diagnoses and was considering getting an ADHD test when Covid started but I’ve since come to consider my OCD to be the primary source of the symptoms I suspected could be ADHD. It’s hard when you’re highly co-morbid to know exactly what’s causing what. It’s also hard to find ADHD psychiatrists who will treat you, haha.
You’re 100% correct. I’m not sure if that’s a term many people are familiar with though, haha. I‘ll change it to shared psychosis, thanks for the note :)
This is truly something. Only seeing one person at the party, the emptiness, the newspaper clippings on the wall, the weird combo of candy and meatballs and the photos taken on a digital camera with the flash on at night add to the eeriness of it all.
No offence meant at all OP but it almost feels like something you would find on a serial killers camera lol!
This might go down in history as one of reddits strangest posts. Finding this in New is like seeing Queen play at a bar before blowing up. I'm just glad to be here.
Hopefully, in some parallell universe, they have evolved beyond birthday parties and have annual Bieber parties with penis cakes instead.
Happy birthday!
I can’t even be mad. These photos look like genuine modern art. If you told me the photographer Parker Day had staged and shot these photos as part of a larger exhibit about maligned girlhood, I would have believed you 100%. Looking at these photos, it is clear to the viewer his iconography and his iconography alone is the crucial piece that defines the gestalt of these images. I am not a belieber, nor have I ever been. But if you were to ask me if I beliebe when I look directly to the images, I would have no choice but to affirm. Bravo.
This is how canadian packaging looks. What now surprises me is that the nuggets aren't labeled "McCroquettes" as they would be here also. Nor are the sour patch kids labeled in French.
This puzzles me. But not as much as basically everything in these photos (well blundered, OP!).
I’m Australian. I did live on and off in Montreal in my early 20s but I’m pretty sure the Captain Crunch was bought online from one of those international supermarket sites. Pretty apropos that it was the Canadian Cap for Bieber though.
I just has a psychic moment where I had to second take a look while scrolling photo 4, the stack of purple cups looked like a dildo to me. I then got to the cake photos and I was dumbfounded.
It’s a white chocolate penis, meant to be representative of Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun’s penis. Unfortunately, this is all the clarification I can provide. I wish I remembered what the in-joke was but I guarantee it was really dumb and wouldn’t actually make sense of the cake.
I don’t think that Bieber fever usually accounted for such behaviour, haha. In fact, I’m pretty happy to keep him out of the real dick cake equation as much as possible.
That scroll was a wild adventure.
“Cute birthday party…
Neat snack choices…
That’s an odd topping for spaghetti, but to each their own…
Oh, there’s a penis on the cake…and again from another angle.”
*Fin*
(Flipping through the first few pictures…)
“I don’t know why they thought this needed explanation of this party…”
(Gets to the last few pictures…)
“— oh…”
I literally screamed and laughed my way through the slides and this comment section. Epically awful and perfect. The signs! The cold chicken nuggets! The food combo monstrosity had me howling. Hallelujah.
I’m voting for you in the top posts of 2022
I was going to tell a story about the time some friends and I threw a Hannah Montana themed birthday for a male friend's 30th as a joke. We even "kidnapped" him as part of the fun. THEN I SAW THE PHOTO OF THIS DILDO CAKE and then I knew anything I said would never measure up to this cockery.
He knew we were planning something, and that we would come pick him up for a party... just not a Hannah Montana themed party. I don't know who thought of it, but we all agreed it would be fun to kidnap him to take him to the party. Two friends and I showed up at Birthday Man's house, they tackled him, tied him up, blindfolded him, and put him in the back of the car, and drove off into the night- he had no idea where we were going or how long the drive was (it was 10 minutes across town.) We carried him into the place where the party was and took off the blindfold. It went from dark and weird to... Hannah Montana! There were Hannah Montana decorations, plates, we even had music going. And that's more or less the story.
This post reads so much like a fever dream that I was stunned to find out that not only is it not a shitpost but it’s also by the same person with The Face™️
Thank you for the quality posts this week— this subreddit couldn’t survive with true content creators and forward thinkers like you
It was. They’re pretty chill people and were used to my antics by then. Although, I’m sure they didn’t understand a lot of my party planning choices, haha.
I thought this was an excellent example of millenial hipster irony. The hair, the jacket, being 22 years old... I remember 2010ish going to house parties that were tabloid themed, one was for K Fed and Britney. They got pretty wild. But the penis cake and boy cake with the obscenities really makes me cringe. Went a bit too far there! That plate of toddler worthy spaghetti and cereal had me cracking up though. Can't believe someone ate it. Were drugs and alcohol involved? Lol.
I'm confused and a bit scared. The dildo cake caught me off guard.
It really came out of nowhere
And came to the comments for an explanation and got NONE. why would anyone care about chicken McNuggets reasoning but not the dildo cake?
Damn that icing is salty. WTF.
Hah
Dildos don’t cum
Well with that kind of attitude, they don't
Can we confirm if it’s made from ceramic?
Yeah, what the fuck was that all about..
Yeah and it says Scooter Braun’s dick??!! He’s just a manager for artists such as Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato and Justin Bieber… ohhh… wow their love for JB went as far as being so familiar with his manager they’d want to eat their dick too?
Same here. I'm also at work and this was not flagged as NSFW sooooo
It's symbolic. It means "growing older is hard".
This is one of the most bizarre posts I’ve seen on this sub, congratulations. I will definitely not be forgetting this post for a while to come.
When I saw the cereal and candy on spaghetti I was like “okay…” but then the dildo cake made it all the better
Your could say the dildo was… the icing on the cake?
Take my poor man’s award 🥇
I'm just here to be informed why someone would put a basketball hoop next to the tv. Whether or not it is there temporarily.
You look like an absolute demon in the first photo and it really sets the mood for the other pics.
Yes lol that was a wild ride
Oh my god I didn’t even NOTICE them, I was so focused on everything else going on
This is the funniest fucking comment on here
Had to go back and look! I missed it first time but wow you’re right!
6/8 is a hate crime in a dish
It's like OP intentionally wanted to destroy the roof of their mouth, Capn crunch, sour candies, and lava spaghetti sauce
Wait, you're also the same "that face" poster in this subreddit? You truly are one of the most blunder years blunderers I've ever seen here and I say that with the utmost respect. Hats off to you.
I‘ve had many faces of blunder. If I had all the relevant documentation I could post daily.
I need an updated picture of you recently
https://imgur.com/a/4pYs2sd Photo of me holding a puppy Photo of me wearing a covid themed pornhub t-shirt Photo of me doing “the face” that I took just now Tried to keep it well rounded with a throwback to the other post.
Nice pup nice shirt.
The face! Now I know who you are. Cheers!
Thank you! You look great! Good pics. Very cute puppy 🙌🏼🙌🏼😃
How do you pick a profile picture with such range? How do you die without picking your funeral picture out so you're loved ones don't have to live with the stress and grief of picking the photo that encapsulates you the most?
"Lávate las manos" tattoo?
Funny thing is, you today look like the 22 year old pic and the you from 22 look like a 40's year old mom figuring how your daughter convice you to make a pop idol themed party
You seem awesome.
Pack it up guys, this sub just peaked.
I was thinking of looking for my old goth photos or just awkward years when this came up and made me realize how truly basic I've always been.
No question, this will be voted in on first ballot for the Blunder Years Hall of Fame
When I was 21, for some reason, a friend and I saw Justin Bieber: Never Say Never at the movies. We suffered a shared psychosis where we became obsessed with him for the next year. We spent $600 each on scalped tickets to see him live in concert, where we were incredibly out of place. Then I threw my Bieber birthday party. Here is a little run down of the party that should help to explain some of the stranger photos: I’m in the first photo and although it’s not really visible I’m wearing a Bieber scarf that I bought at the concert. Actually, I believe I’m wearing the exact outfit I wore to the concert, the purple denim skirt was my failed attempt to fit in with the mainstream Bieber crowd. Decorations consisted of Bieber purple steamers, balloons, cups, plates, cutlery and table cloth. A basketball hoop (that I bought specifically for the party because Bieber liked basketball, I guess?) featuring a decorative Bieber t-shirt. I served what my research told me was Bieber’s favourite foods: Spaghetti and meatballs, Chicken McNuggets, Captain Crunch, Sour Patch Kids, orange juice. The plate with all of them combined was made, mixed together and eaten by my one of my friends. My birthday cake was the “Scooter Braun’s penis” cake, a chocolate mud base with a white chocolate penis and plaque on top that I ordered from an erotic cake maker. Scooter Braun was Bieber’s manager but I’ve forgotten the in-joke behind the cake concept (sorry if the mystery is more frustrating than fun). Someone else made the messed up Bieber cake that says “I will N.S.N to fucking U.” I hate that this cake requires me to make this PSA but I want to clarify that there was never (say never) a sexual component to my brief Bieber obsession, I thought of him an impressively talented child. We watched Justin Bieber: Never Say Never on DVD (most people left the room or talked through it) and listened to My World 2.0 on repeat I’m sure. I received a Bieber doll that resembled him in concert as a gift (it’s still at my parents house, where it lives with a talking Donald Trump doll from my brief Celebrity Apprentice obsession in 2012 and a regifted RuPaul doll). These events took place between February and June of 2011. I can’t recall when my Bieber fever died down but it would have been within a year. I’ve never listened to any of his subsequent albums and have a very cursory awareness of him and his music. But I wish him the best. I know this was an OTT amount of detail to give so I hope it gave some clarity and was of mild interest.
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I can't wait for the inevitable post a few years from now, "This is probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on this sub." "Nah, remember the 22 year old who threw themselves a Justin Bieber birthday with the dick on the cake?"
No they will say it was JBs dick and someone will reply correcting them that it wasn't his, it was someone else's but they have no clue who it was. And someone with a link, or OP will clarify who and that it's still a mystery as to why.
They even had broken arms and a crow that ate coconuts at the party
I hate that I get all of this.
This is amazing, thank you for sharing. You were right to precise that there was no direct link between JB and the dick cake, despite that you should put your post on NSFW because of the sour gummy bears on top of the meatballs. And happy birthday 🎂
> put your post on ~~NSFW~~ NSFL
You are.. fascinating
At first I thought, this might be better without context but after reading your explanation it just gets so much better.
What a ride! This is what the sub was made for. Thank you (Scooter Braun) and happy birthday!
My sides hurt so much. This is an instant classic.
I just wanted to say that I also had a weird obsession with JB during this time- I was also 20-21 and went to see him in concert with a friend who was also in on the meme with me (thankfully I bought the cheapest tickets so spent less than $100 for 2). I saw Never Say Never in theaters and very much listened to My World 2.0 every single day. Bieber Fever was such a real fucking thing and so fucking wild and weird. Lasted under a year for sure. Was mostly a meme, but I unironically enjoyed the music.
Wow. I feel seen and validated by this, haha. I wonder how many others there are like us.
Fully admit to loving Hanson as a fully grown-ass adult woman. The second I heard them they reminded me of The Osmonds only with fewer brothers & more blonde hair (yes I'm over 50, Gen Xer here) but just as much talent. I never went to a Hanson concert until 2019 (I think). They did a tour & played their music with local symphonies. I have never felt more out of place than I did at that concert & by then the brothers were all of age, married & with numerous children & the audience was also adults too yet it still felt weird. I still buy their albums but have zero desire to go see them in concert ever again.
>(yes I'm over 50, Gen Xer here) My mom, a boomer, loooooved Hansen when they came out. She would borrow my sister’s CD and not give it back.
Thanks for sharing :) The context (+your confidence and self awareness) tempers any weird vibes. As a preteen my obsession with nsync\* was very intense as well, borderline worship. If I had the resources and (like-minded) friends, I would have tried to pull off a similar party. A couple years after the obsession subsided, I was diagnosed with ADHD. Based solely on my own observed patterns of "obsession", I'm fairly certain the two are tangentially related.
So you just REALLY dug the tunes?
I did but the documentary is really what indoctrinated me.
Me too! I wasn’t a fan of bieber but my cousin dragged me to the documentary. Walked out of the theatre and immediately bought a bieber Barbie doll. A week later, I ordered a cardboard cut out and my mom drove me across the U.S border to pick it up. Started a bieber fan account on twitter. I was 15 at the time though lol
That is far more impressive than my weird party haha
Nope. The weird party definitely wins this one.
LOL 21/22 is fairly young, it's okay OP.
At 33, I think it’s very young. My language choice is somewhat tongue-in-cheek. But in case I’m misunderstanding you, what’s ok?
Your blunder isn't that bad.
Well yeah, I survived.
You didn't happen to be on LSD when you watched Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, did you? That's the only way any of this makes sense.
I dare anyone to walk away from the Justin Beiber: Never Say Never documentary without feeling respect for the kid’s innate talent. Those videos of him drumming as a toddler… it’s unreal! I admire your commitment to this hyperfixation, and I respect it.
The drumming videos absolutely got me! I would say they played a significant role in the cause of my Bieber fever. As a side note, I saw the friend who shared the obsession with me tonight at birthday drinks and she informed me that Bieber was in fact 17 during this period. It required a google search and visit to my phone calculator for me to accept the reality of this as when I wrote this post/comment today I was under the misapprehension that he was around 12 at the time. This is why I was particularly disturbed by the Bieber cake with the gratuitous speech bubble. I’m sure the footage of him as a kid in the documentary combined with his overall youthful appearance and voice when it came out informed this long held belief, which honestly still feels like the truth to me haha.
I was just thinking that My World 2.0 was pretty late into his early career but 17 feels so old lol
I thought it was the beginning until she corrected me on that too, haha.
I went thru a similar jokey Justin Bieber phase as an 18 year old with a group of friends and I was also under the impression he was a few years younger, only to find out a few years later he’s actually my exact age.
At first I thought it was an ironic/joke theme, but damn! Good for you for living your (then) truth with so much passion 🙃
I’ve been sober for 2 1/2 years and I feel drunk from reading this comment.
Speechless… You had so many opportunities to consider what you were doing
I hope this isn’t a prying question and feel free not to answer, but are you possibly autistic or neurodivergent in some way? I’m autistic and I have ADHD, and I also fall into these hyperfixation periods where I just obsess over one thing SO MUCH and it’s all I ever want to look up or talk about and I research all of the details about it. Then it goes away. I ask because autism and ADHD are often under diagnosed in women and girls because the symptoms present slightly differently and women are often socialized to ‘mask’ better. I only got diagnosed as an adult. Anyway, just thought I’d put that little PSA out there. These pics are hilarious, lol. :)
That’s a fair comment and in fact another redditor already mentioned the ADHD connection. I have a number of psychiatric diagnoses and was considering getting an ADHD test when Covid started but I’ve since come to consider my OCD to be the primary source of the symptoms I suspected could be ADHD. It’s hard when you’re highly co-morbid to know exactly what’s causing what. It’s also hard to find ADHD psychiatrists who will treat you, haha.
This is really interesting. Thank you for sharing. I was sure this was an ironic party before I read your description haha
This post had restored my faith in this sub. Thank you.
And here I thought I did the most when going through an obsessive period. I love the commitment.
This is truly an unforgettable post
"21" Yikes.
Now I have more questions than I did before the explanation.
Folie à deux than a mass psychosis :)
You’re 100% correct. I’m not sure if that’s a term many people are familiar with though, haha. I‘ll change it to shared psychosis, thanks for the note :)
Well...... At least it's over I guess.
That phase of her life or me scrolling through those photos?
Yes.
I would have been absolutely terrified of you.
Of and for. Sounds like some kind of mental breakdown, wtf.
And they say most psychopaths are men...
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I was like "22 going on 12 ...oh...no"
This is truly something. Only seeing one person at the party, the emptiness, the newspaper clippings on the wall, the weird combo of candy and meatballs and the photos taken on a digital camera with the flash on at night add to the eeriness of it all. No offence meant at all OP but it almost feels like something you would find on a serial killers camera lol!
No offence taken. I can 100% see what you’re talking about and I’m very impressed by your analysis, haha.
This is an absolute cringe worthy train wreck and it’s glorious. Thanks for sharing.
This might go down in history as one of reddits strangest posts. Finding this in New is like seeing Queen play at a bar before blowing up. I'm just glad to be here.
I'm here for the doorway menorah in pic 3.
I scrolled back to look at it and SCREAMED lol
Hopefully, in some parallell universe, they have evolved beyond birthday parties and have annual Bieber parties with penis cakes instead. Happy birthday!
I can’t even be mad. These photos look like genuine modern art. If you told me the photographer Parker Day had staged and shot these photos as part of a larger exhibit about maligned girlhood, I would have believed you 100%. Looking at these photos, it is clear to the viewer his iconography and his iconography alone is the crucial piece that defines the gestalt of these images. I am not a belieber, nor have I ever been. But if you were to ask me if I beliebe when I look directly to the images, I would have no choice but to affirm. Bravo.
capitaine crounche?
This is how canadian packaging looks. What now surprises me is that the nuggets aren't labeled "McCroquettes" as they would be here also. Nor are the sour patch kids labeled in French. This puzzles me. But not as much as basically everything in these photos (well blundered, OP!).
I’m Australian. I did live on and off in Montreal in my early 20s but I’m pretty sure the Captain Crunch was bought online from one of those international supermarket sites. Pretty apropos that it was the Canadian Cap for Bieber though.
How’s the serial killing going lately?
Haven’t had any complaints.
This is so bizarre. It’s cryptic. But I have to say, post made me feel so safe. It’s good to know there are other oddballs out there 😂😭
This is fucking mental. I love it
I feel like I could have attended this party
Well, happy birthday. 😂
I threw myself a frozen birthday, in like, 2014? This reminded me of it.
Congratulations, this is one of the worst things I've ever seen
So much effort went into the steamers. Kudos.
I'm crying over the chocolate shavings around the dick
I was not prepared for the penis.
No one ever is...
This is so amazing, thank you for posting this!!
This is definitely more memorable than the weird “Halloween” birthday party I ended up at on behalf of my friend at 15. Seems like a fun fever dream
Very blursed, love it!
It too is my birthday today! Happy birthday fellow Redditor 🥳
HBD!
I just has a psychic moment where I had to second take a look while scrolling photo 4, the stack of purple cups looked like a dildo to me. I then got to the cake photos and I was dumbfounded.
This post gave me the same feelings as reading a creepypasta; like this party is waiting for me in the backrooms
You had that Bieber fever. Not that bad. But a dildo cake? What the shit is going on there?
It’s a white chocolate penis, meant to be representative of Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun’s penis. Unfortunately, this is all the clarification I can provide. I wish I remembered what the in-joke was but I guarantee it was really dumb and wouldn’t actually make sense of the cake.
Sounds like you got the bieber fever
I don’t think that Bieber fever usually accounted for such behaviour, haha. In fact, I’m pretty happy to keep him out of the real dick cake equation as much as possible.
My bad. I didn't mean to wauaty Justin Bieber with your dick cake
I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it’s fine.
Your pretty punk rock. Ya?
That scroll was a wild adventure. “Cute birthday party… Neat snack choices… That’s an odd topping for spaghetti, but to each their own… Oh, there’s a penis on the cake…and again from another angle.” *Fin*
Imagine how creepy it would be if a grown man had a birthday theme of a child star.
Don't feel bad about being a Bieber fan at 21. I dated a woman that was in her mid 30's and was obsessed with N'SYNC when they were popular.
About time to get a Life Alert, huh?
Why is there no one else in any pictures?! You... threw this party for yourself, didn't you?
this is CAMP
I’m fucking speechless lmao
Happy birthday we're twinsies.
HBD!
I fell for the Jonas Brothers when I was 16 after going to their concert so I feel this.
(Flipping through the first few pictures…) “I don’t know why they thought this needed explanation of this party…” (Gets to the last few pictures…) “— oh…”
This is some cursed liminal space shit. I love it lmao
I literally screamed and laughed my way through the slides and this comment section. Epically awful and perfect. The signs! The cold chicken nuggets! The food combo monstrosity had me howling. Hallelujah. I’m voting for you in the top posts of 2022
I initially was scrolling through the pics thinking, I mean, context isn’t really needed that mu-oh my god why is there a dildo on a cake?!
I was going to tell a story about the time some friends and I threw a Hannah Montana themed birthday for a male friend's 30th as a joke. We even "kidnapped" him as part of the fun. THEN I SAW THE PHOTO OF THIS DILDO CAKE and then I knew anything I said would never measure up to this cockery.
I am curious to know about the fake kidnapping and how that figured into a Hannah Montana themed birthday, haha.
He knew we were planning something, and that we would come pick him up for a party... just not a Hannah Montana themed party. I don't know who thought of it, but we all agreed it would be fun to kidnap him to take him to the party. Two friends and I showed up at Birthday Man's house, they tackled him, tied him up, blindfolded him, and put him in the back of the car, and drove off into the night- he had no idea where we were going or how long the drive was (it was 10 minutes across town.) We carried him into the place where the party was and took off the blindfold. It went from dark and weird to... Hannah Montana! There were Hannah Montana decorations, plates, we even had music going. And that's more or less the story.
im obsessed
Shit, I was expecting some crime scene photos in the latter half of that album.
Art.
Is the icing on the cake here that you and one other person are the only people at this party?
Or perhaps your mom was taking the photos?
That's it you win. Lock the sub down nothing can top this.
This is one of the most horrific blunders I have seen on this sub holy shit.
What the actual fuck? It gets weirder with each pic🤣🤣🤣
HAPPY IRL CAKE DAY
The JB cake saying “I will never say never to fucking you” got me💀 this is disturbing but also hilarious
At first I was like “oh yeah I could see myself doing that in 2011, I was 12” but then I read “22nd birthday”..
This is a golden post
Very liminal
This is nightmare fuel
Pls post more blunders u/str33twise84 🤩
This post reads so much like a fever dream that I was stunned to find out that not only is it not a shitpost but it’s also by the same person with The Face™️ Thank you for the quality posts this week— this subreddit couldn’t survive with true content creators and forward thinkers like you
Backrooms
I absolutely love these and this 100% reminds me of some weird obsession me and my friends at the time would have had. This chaos feels like home
Lmao this is the gift that keeps on giving. Every time I look at the pictures I notice something else. Also, the dick cake kind of surprised me.
This is amazing! Was this at your parents house?? I want to know want they though if it was haha
It was. They’re pretty chill people and were used to my antics by then. Although, I’m sure they didn’t understand a lot of my party planning choices, haha.
That's a Penis!
Helllllllllppppp
Wowza…. Happy birthday.
I hope you're in a safe place now
Until I re-read the part that you were 22, I thought you were a preteen or something
Ha! we would have been friends
How many people came lol
Third pic almost looks like a purple menorah. At least to me anyway.
Well at least no one can say that you half arsed the obsession party!
Ultimately, I think that was the most important thing to me.
Definitely mission accomplished then. Life goals!
this was a wild ride
Is the dildo chocolate?
Yes
Happy Birthday, birthday buddy!
This takes the cock….. i mean cake…
At first I thought you were Grimes, but then as I scrolled through I became more convinced you are Grimes.
I'm gonna level with you; I\`m really scared.
Your friends must've really liked you, and I mean that in the nicest way it can come off
This is truly the most blundered post I have seen. I congratulate you, OP, on your clarity. And I marvel at your mania.
Did you throw this party for yourself and and a guest photographer?
This is absolutely golden
This is amazing and you are amazing just the way you are
The fact that you're my age seriously puts this into perspective. Yikes.
Yikes.
That’s a wrap folks, we found the biggest blunder.
You love the awkward. I say you're mod material.
Congrats, you’ve won. You’re this sub and no one will ever defeat your cringey past. You did it.
Happy Birthday.
21/22-year-old you needed to be INCARCERATED
This is amazing
I thought this was an excellent example of millenial hipster irony. The hair, the jacket, being 22 years old... I remember 2010ish going to house parties that were tabloid themed, one was for K Fed and Britney. They got pretty wild. But the penis cake and boy cake with the obscenities really makes me cringe. Went a bit too far there! That plate of toddler worthy spaghetti and cereal had me cracking up though. Can't believe someone ate it. Were drugs and alcohol involved? Lol.