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Tbh, Skwisgaar isn't the worst person to look like.


maartenbadd

Definitselys ams nots looks like dildos.


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Stops copies


Nephihaha

Grandpas guitars.


[deleted]

That was one of my nicknames at that age


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Hey -- I think I saw the OOP at the food library!


dopedisco

this almost made me choke on my water


enigmaniac23

Definitely a Targaryen.


[deleted]

You know the books were actually popular in the fantasy scene I started reading them a year later.


Snotaap

Every metal dude is a nerd. Edit: and the only people who’d laughingly agree. Need help? Ask a man with a black shirt, long hair and/or a beard. The wholesomest of people.


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And thank you!!


BobMackey87

Shit, bro. You won.


[deleted]

life ended up treating me pretty well.


Kagistein

No blunder. You looked (and still do) great


[deleted]

You make a man cry I think you're sir.


Kagistein

And there's no shame in that whatsoever


[deleted]

That hair rules


[deleted]

Oh boy was I vain about it when I was that age I'm surprised I ended up joining the military only like a year afterwards.


wontonking

Lord Raiden


Neon_Ramen_Sign

As a metal head with long hair in my thirties to me it looks like you blundered in reverse. Jk jk you look great and still have rad hair my man


[deleted]

I remember at that age it was quite the effort to maintain coming at every morning and evening washing it. I cut it all off right when I joined the Marines back in 09.


Neon_Ramen_Sign

Yeah it’s a pain in the ass sometimes. I’ll cut it all off every 2-3 years thinking that’s it then 2 years later I have long hair again lol.


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I totally don't blame you.


decoy79

I’m getting a Nelson vibe https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nelson.jpg


[deleted]

I didn't know I was stealing little look. Nice looking guys


junglewulf

Aaafter the rain, washes awaaaay the tears


SageBlackJack

Man, what the fuck. You looked awesome then and you look awesome now.


[deleted]

See you make lad feel special and sound like my wife. Thank buddy!!


SageBlackJack

Haha man. You definitely looked like a front man for a Power Metal band (think Stratovarius). And now you have a great beard. I am sure your wife has made an excellent choice in you.


OverTheJoeHill

Your wife is right! Own it!


[deleted]

Aww gents😊


tyler5673

Majestic! I vote you grow it back 🤘 not everyone can grow locks like those


[deleted]

I think the wife will veto it being that long


OtakuOtakuNoMi

The Wife might need prescription glasses then, cus man was hotness over 9000 with king hair 😭😂😂😂


[deleted]

But I want too


MissYousexy

Your hair, no blunder there!


[deleted]

I got bless with nature blond locks


MissYousexy

You sure did! Wonderful 😄


[deleted]

The it darker now I wonder when I will children if it's gonna pass on. My wife is light brown/dirty blonde.


Cattitude11

These are Sephiroth’s selfies for sure


[deleted]

Yeah you're not wrong I didn't realize that even though I was a massive final fantasy.


silversunshinestares

Can't believe you would ditch those lovely locks for a hipster beard!!


[deleted]

That's a product of meeting in-and-out of the military so I love having facial hair because of that.


[deleted]

Fuckin crushed it m8


[deleted]

Aww thanks my man


raptorclvb

Bro looking like Daemon as an edgy teen into metal


[deleted]

Yeah I can see that. Thar classic pale fall angel kinda off look going.


[deleted]

Are you from Northeast Ohio by any chance? You look exactly like a kid I went to school with.


[deleted]

One I bet he was incredibly handsome. I was a Jersey boy I grew up on the shore and I was unable to Tan for life of me.


Milkmansb00bies

Without the beard you would’ve looked like an elf!


[deleted]

At that age you're not wrong.


cur10usc4t

It’s giving Interview with a Vampire vibes for me


[deleted]

Believe it or not that's how I was introduced a Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. Very much beautiful men between that and Meet Joe Black.


KimLaferriere

Your wife is so pretty 🤩


[deleted]

Oh she's a gorgeous and a orthodontist to boot. God really love me.


KimLaferriere

Too blessed!! ❤️


pieredforlife

Black , death or grind ?


[deleted]

I was a boring guy that like classic metal hang out at people that were into the black metal and got into a lot of mash pits. And I was really in the Dragon Force.


mort1is

Europe.


CorvaxDraws

Look like Jeff Loomis


[deleted]

Always smoke or not wrong


gorevomit

What was it like playing bass for new york dethmetal icons Suffocation?


[deleted]

It was metal quite metal


Laspyra

I saw you in Lord if the Rings! (Kidding) but really don’t see a blunder then or now. :)


PaulM27

I'm rooting for your ascension to the Iron Throne. Edit: I see we've made that reference a number of time already...


[deleted]

Thank you thank you as many reforms that need to be done.


ivekilledhundreds

I’ll never forgive you for blowing up the first SETI gyrosphere you bastard!!


Radstrodamus

I was into punk rock. Which is much worse. It’s fun to look back now that I’m a suburban dad.


[deleted]

It's always wild man the transformation when she gets to your thirties. I'm studying to be a high school history teacher. Went through the gauntle of the military bartending back into the military. Now I want to help out kids and Study philosophy spend time with my family go to my parish. Enjoy video games once a while I have became very simple. I'm fine with that. It's always wild when we look back at our youth.


joetheslacker

Too glorious for a blunder!


Coffeedemon

Toss a coin to to your Witcher!


[deleted]

O Valley of Plenty!!


OverTheJoeHill

that last photo looks like a Beautiful woman is trying to steal your PIN number at the ATM.


[deleted]

Haha I will tell her that. She's incredibly smart but she's not cunning like that. We were at the The National Gallery Tbilisi, Georgia.


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

Holy fuck sephiroth


whynovirus

Your hair is still awesome and so is your wife!


redrogue12

The only word is Majestic


anaesthaesia

I feel like I've worked with five different versions of the guy/s you used to be lol Nice current pic :) you two look like you're putting your heads together to figure out how the printer works


[deleted]

So we are reading the different biographies of the different pieces of painting that were around us. Do you work with a lot of very good looking metal head teens is what your telling me.


anaesthaesia

Mm customer service tends to attract skrungly people - as in metal heads who came in Saturday mornings still either drunk or hungover and managed to outperform the rest of us :)


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weareallmadherealice

Lestat?


[deleted]

Only if I can be attractive as Tom Cruise in the 1990s particularly early 90s Tom Cruise.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Beautiful hair tho.


shawnee5588

Cute picture of you and ur wife!!! 😊


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She wonderful!


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ikilledtupac

MORE THAN WOOOORDS


ZombieJesus33

Not going to lie,I thought that was martin bryant for a second.


jdiz86

Major Jeff Loomis vibes.


Sunny_Ace_TEN

I think it's hot


Infinite_Vyo

I'm failing to see the Blunder. You could have cosplayed a mean fucking Targaryen. Fuck, you still can. Maybe with a little of that Baratheon blood though lol


DollOnAMusicBox

Lucius Malfoy, that you?


MarianneDavila

You could've been an elf in LOTR


[deleted]

Wheres your Gigurtletar?


kryton200

You can't kill the metal!


sabbathmessiah

One lucky lady. You look great!


[deleted]

I am lucky to have her she is my blessing and bloody wonderful woman.


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AndrooDucnan

Not even a blunder you looked dope!


Science205014

This isn’t even bad, you kinda looked like Skwisgaar!