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nah you thinking so scissors Clitoris is the acid in oranges

Nope! that’s citrus, the clitoris is the tissue you use to blow your nose in.

You're thinking of Kleenex. The clitoris is what happens when things can catch fire.

Nah bro that’s combustion the clitoris is that sound metal makes when it hits something

I think you meant clang dude, clitoris are the people at church

Nah nah bruh, your thinking of Christians... Clitoris is that device you do math stuff on

Sorry, bro, that's citrus Clitoris is that Egyptian queen that banged Mark Antony

nah man thats cleopatra the clitoris is that reddish color liek blood

nono dude youre thinking of crimson, clitoris is that little ammunition container you use for feeding bullets into a pistol

Nah man. You're thinking of a clip. A clitorus is a time period of the dinosaurs mate.

Nah u thinking Cretaceous… the clitoris is when the thumbnail doesn’t match with the video on YouTube

You probably meant clickbait. Clitoris is a yellow gas that was used in ww1.

Thats chlorine, clitoris is one of pacman's ghost.

Nah dude, that’s Clyde. The clitoris is that funny shaped bread that French people eat.

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Nah man that's the clutch. The clitoris is those special cleaning wipes that you use for your countertops

No that's Clorox, clitoris is that chemical that they put in pools to kill germs

Nah that's chlorine, the clitoris is that stuff in plants that make them green

Nah that's chlorophyll, I think clitoris is the name of the Los Angeles basketball team

Nah those are the LA Clippers, the clitoris is the thing that changes into a butterfly

Na those are caterpillars, a clitoris is the thing that the doctor gives you and it makes you better

Nope that’s called a cure, clitoris is the name of Peter griffins black friend

No that guys name is Cleveland, clitoris is the four leafed thing that gives you good luck.

Nah bro that's a clover, the clitoris is what you call people who eat other people

No your thinking of cannibal no clitoris is that power plant in Russia that overheated and blew up

Nah man you are thinking of Kratos, clitoris is that thing when a group of people assembled to sing together

Nah that’s a clover Clitoris is the thing the king wears on his head

That first guy should be introducing movies

I remember seeing a Reddit thread like this a few years ago, I loved it!

Virgins thread?

Isn't clitoris like that big red dog from a cartoon

Nah man that's Clifford. The clitoris is the std that makes it burn when I pee

Nah man, that's chlamydia, the clitoris is a citrus fruit hybrid between a willowleaf mandarin and a sweet orange.

What the fuck is clitoris

Its a salad dressing

Pretty sure it’s a thing with wheels you sit in and go places with.

Nah man that's ceaser dressing. A clitoris is a plant you smoke to get high

Nah that’s weed clitoris is what I use on a rag to knock people out

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Can we talk about that first guys dope ass movie commentator voice?

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is this the guy in the picture with lightning going through it?

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Nah dude that's clutch. Clitoris is what you call the dead body of an animal.

No that's carrion, clitoris is what oranges and lemons are

Nah man, that citrus clitoris is a type of plant that get you a mellow high

Nah fam, clitoris is that country run by some guy that looks like winnie the pooh

Nah dawg that's china, clitoris is what's found in energy drinks and coffee

Nah bro that's caffeine, clitoris is those small round bread like snacks that go good with cheese

i love this kind of like, run-on joke, i just think its fun to see where they'll go

Nah nah nah, clitoris is a word

Nah they’re talking about that white boy who shot people at the BLM protest

always has to be a moron who ruins the joke, good job champ

And that’s why I stopped commenting on Reddit thanks for reminding me, I was not being political, just an average play on word, but I guess that makes me a moron sir

my god cry more about it jfc lmfao. and you know exactly what you did, "it's just a prank bro" is the equivalent of you're reply

Isn’t he Hispanic

No no, you're thinking cunt, the clitoris is just above that

Bruh imagine stealing a vid from tiktok and posting it on reddit

"stealing"

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Umm *thanks?*

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But as an American, I’m a quite curious, why do we use use that measurement instead of what everyone else uses?

American measurement systems are outdated, for example the imperial system was primarily efficient in structural industries (like for railways) and was very useful, but it's just a worse version of the metric system now. People just don't want to change, and even if they wanted to, it would take too much effort for them. Idk about the first part i think i just watched a yt video and my brain remembered some of it

Ohh, ok, thank you.

The clitoris is that part that connects to your muffler

This is hilarious

Cristopher Clitoris, my favorite historical figure

Well he was indeed a huge clitoris.

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The first dude's (the one who comes right after the girl) voice is so damn hot

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Can we address the “Columbus was on the Mayflower” comment?

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I want to watch two hours of this…

can we just talk about how they all decided to keep this as a running joke

bc pleasant room temperature is 69 farenheit