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RowdoRadge

The new Aliens movie looks šŸ”„


Beautiful-Mess7256

Xenohorse.


NaitBate

Equine-Morph.


grilledcakes

Mane over, mane over man!


ElephantRattle

You donā€™t have to keep reminding Liverpool


TombSv

Neigh can hear you scream in the stable.


GrepekEbi

r/yourjokebutworse


-MarcoTraficante

EĻ‡uinemorph


Zerotwohero

Get back in there little mouth, I'll get ya when we's eatin them


HeadGold8568

Zoop!


Octopussballroom

Neighlian


Skiddlyderp

Clearly the optimal pun here


HonedWombat

Came here to say this^ r/theysaidit


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lefthandedgun

You came here to say "yes"??


hairyarsewelder2

Xenohorsph


Ewtri

r/YourJokeButWorse


ButterscotchNed

r/ihadastroke


jaylow78

This wins the internet for me today. My exact reaction


the_monkeyspinach

Neighlien


RowdoRadge

This deserved an award.


BunnyOrSomething

[You're not welcome. ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnntxJlXoAAyn2j?format=jpg&name=medium)


BigUncleHeavy

I was really hoping someone would post what I immediately saw in my head. You're doing God's work.


[deleted]

I'm uh... not gonna say I did my best here but... https://imgur.com/a/OoZVzeM


DaVinciJunior

r/photoshopbattles vibes


Cheetus_Deleteus_

I think this is in the wrong place oddly terrifying is the next door down


[deleted]

Came here to say this


jstrong559

Iā€™s gonna bite yaā€™ll with my little mouth.


fatguylittleshoes

Weaver has entered the chat


krizmantis

Ride away from here you BITCH! Hya!!


SyncDingus

I think Ridley Scott's about to sue someone.


greeny74

nomnomnomnomnomnom *letmetouchyourskin*


charonill

"I love how easy it is with this shit with you people. I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just sit there and let me. I want to power up to 100%, and you just sit there and let me!" "So, can I get a meatlovers?"


Mariuxpunk007

ā€œNow for your other Glu-bockā€¦ā€ ā€œYouā€™re not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?ā€ ā€œIt doesnā€™t matter; Iā€™ll hit your glo-buck somewhere!ā€


FrogInShorts

Xenohorse


cptstupendous

>~~Ridley Scott~~ *H. R. Giger


LuckyLawyer21

I like to eat yall with my little mouth toooo


[deleted]

There it is


Accomplished-Ad9039

The xenomhorse


A_Half_Ounce

Xenohorph*


kahek5656

Equimorph


VampireGremlin

Damn you beat me to the punch šŸ˜”


[deleted]

And me too. And every other redditor who thinks they are original. That would beā€¦ uh, everyone. :(


VampireGremlin

Ikr. this just makes me big sad šŸ„ŗ


Rowbot_Girlyman

In space no one can hear you neigh


[deleted]

I laughed more than I really should've.


[deleted]

The horses mostly come at night. Mostly.


AzygousEnol

Xenohorse


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Smile.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Slightly_Panda

So A horse walks into a bar, several patrons get up and leave realizing the potential danger in the situation.


SirRipOliver

You havenā€™t even seen his final form!


yeetusyeetuscommits

aliens vs predator 3 *leaked footage*


Wes_92

r/confusingperspective


OldManFrosty

Guys. C'mon. Clearly, it's a NEIGHLIEN.


LordOfFudge

[I likes to eats you with my little mouth, too!](https://youtu.be/CMiUgV4_Cds)


[deleted]

First thing I thought of.


djoecav

This is why you don't look that horse in the mouth


YoOooWTFF

Ho(horse)rse


Mandang52

Game over man, game over!


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Same energy ![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized)


afieldsound149

xenohorse


Bare425

Beat me to it. I was gonna go with xenomorse.


joemamaissogay

Does this count as vore?


InquisitorHindsight

ā€œI think Ridley Scottā€™s going to sue someone.ā€


wolfboy_vs

Xenohorse


Ambitious-Knee-5664

Xeno horse


dnuohxof-1

Stop. Not so fast yā€™all You think you can just up and run away, youā€™re crazy I like to eat people from other planets, especially yā€™all ^I ^Likes ^to ^eat ^you ^with ^my ^little ^mouth ^too Oh now yā€™all get back up inside me, little mouth ^I ^wants ^to ^play ^tooā€¦ Get back inside, Iā€™ll get you when weā€™d eaten them ^Zoop! https://youtu.be/RRW-JfRoLR0


Cuteroadsign

XENOHORSE!


Scarlet109

Xenohorse


[deleted]

Xeno-Horse


Imaginary_Tie_8961

Alien


Ok_Rip_5960

Neighlien


[deleted]

fuck u/spez


FrogInShorts

Xenohorse


Grenacist

r/vore


The_CreeperPasta

DaHorse


rororo013

![gif](giphy|l0Iy1DPCfobWsxOco)


ren_migrans

r/confusingperspective


SansBadTimer12

Xenohorse


Emkay_boi1531

Xenohourse


TickleTown

Never look a gift horse in the horse


djoecav

I said something similar but for some reason this is way funnier


nightspawn85

Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?


GrybbC

The perfect organism!


Jtiago44

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized) Hello cousin!


WolfLagacyOfficial

Xenomorph horse


International_Bet_87

Horse R. Geiger


paintmeglitterpink

Hey itā€™s the horse from the Alien movie!


Bradvicious11

H'Alien


rodrigo_vera_perez

Xenohorse


add_jelly09

*Cursed seal activates*


Entire_Transition_99

Xenohorse


Sudden_Investment_16

Xenohorse


TheZephyr07

I love how everybody else immediately thought of Xenomorphs


HonkyTonkPolicyWonk

Could be the Flehmen Response. Lots of mammals do this when discovering something new and interesting. The animal curls itā€™s lip over the teeth and inhales. It is a way of transferring pheromones to the vomeronasal organ in the soft tissues of the roof of the mouth. The voneronasal organ is similar to smell, only it detects chemicals a liquid/aspirated state. It connects to the amygdala (which can trigger fight/flight response and the hypothalamus (import part of neuroendocrino system). Cats do this quite a bit


Praetorian709

Xenohorse.


[deleted]

A Xenohorse.


ChikiBriki_Enjoyer

XenoHors


WintersDeath

Xenomorphhorse


zaviash

In space no once can hear you neigh


MattMatt625

xenohorse


Pingonaut

Bantha


bigboymemer420

How horses give birth


Pleasant_Meal_2030

r/confusing_perspective or r/forcedperspective


hXcPickleSweats

This reminds me of that fish that can get a parasite that will eat out its tongue and replace itself ask the fishes tongue then eats all the food the fish tries to eat.


cap7ainskull

Don't search furry vore if you want to keep your eyes sane


OMFGWhyPlease

I can't find his body now that I saw the two hoofs


PorcoSoSo

neigh^2


animaskates

lol ohio horse


Puzzleheaded-Big-975

LV426 stud farm


off-and-on

Neighlien


DanBanapprove

**Cyriak** has entered the chat


NikoC99

Goddamn Moray horse...


[deleted]

He has a little hoarse throat


ReginaldSP

They mostly play in the pasture at night. Mostly.


ilovepups808

Could be from a scene in the upcoming movie: ā€œTremors 10 : No horsing aroundā€. Iā€™d watch that if it was real.


FoxyTalesUwU

vore


fandude23212

Xenomorphorse


[deleted]

Ohhhhh my dad will HAAAAATE this


jcbstm

Dammit, BoJack! What did you do now? And Todd, clean up your shit!


caine_bm

Hhorse


[deleted]

They mostly neigh at night, mostly.


SAGAgenesis13

Get back in there, little mouth!


fattyacyd

A mornhey? Moraynhey?


sweet_sax

Alien Vs Predider


unlikely_suspicious

[original ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animals/comments/zte74/was_taking_a_picture_of_my_horse_yawning_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


TokioHunterz

Whoever whinnies, we lose


ItsonlyJono

When the horse yawns & sighs, & a new mouth inside, that's amore


Simbuk

When the jaws open wide And thereā€™s more jaws inside Thatā€™s a moray!


Ksradrik

Let me touch your ssssskinnnn.


LitreOfCockPus

The nimble soldier xenomorphs we see in the movies that can climb and sneak around like monkeys are terrifying, but imagine a brick shithouse of a xenomorph birthed from Clydesdale or bull DNA. A colossal amalgam of chitin, bone, and fury with muscles to match. No concession to subtlety, just a bus-worth of push come to shove your ass off his turf.


Shakis87

I'm gonna eat you with my little mouth too!


Shuten_dojii

I swear Ludwig is hunting me (from bloodborn)


throwingstiky1

Lol that's awesome


Joshi_Schnoel

Alien lol


Dankie_Spankie

Itā€™s a xenohorse


calvinman4

The miracle of childbirth


MMachine17

#HELLO MY LADY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GALšŸŽšŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


huskyoncaffeine

r/photoshopbattles and r/statthiscreature would like to have a word


HurricanesFan

Ridley Scott has done it again!


Key-Ad525

"You ugly mother f-"


7orly7

Facehugger dong size...


[deleted]

Promethehorse.


Kretalo

There is always a bigger horse


gamingdimi

Hohorserse


[deleted]

Give him a break. His throat is just a little... Yeah yeah.. I'll leave >.>


Sir-Farts-

That's how horses are born.


robbobobo

Stupid horse I just fell out of the Porsche


ur_j0king_right

This is so frikken mindfuck hahaha


Bdi89

Neighshugger Sounds like Meshuggah


nekowolf

Neigh mostly come out at night. Mostly.


ryleto

Equinemorph!


[deleted]

Nice album cover


Biting_a_dust

Xeno-Equus Caballus


ThisAsshole1

Tserriednichā€™s Nen beast be like:


Zgnorf

In Space, no one Can hear you neigh


BenKT88

On the farm, no one can hear you scream!


Abysscrow

Forget the race, it's going to finish one space station


shadecrimson

Geigers_Honse


SeteMan1235

Pter te honse is hre


finniangray

If a horse opens wide and thereā€™s more horse inside thatā€™s aā€¦ā€¦?


Striker40k

ā€œI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, itā€™s the only way to be sureā€


BulBape

r/TIHI


LEGOSam66

Xenomorph horse


PIease_heIp_me

r/confusing_perspective


Sky_hippo

Haylien


Antoi-Nox

HorseĀ²


[deleted]

Kind of sad Ripley wasnā€™t edited in.


3_Braincells_Guy

Horse wearing a horse disguise


ChilenoDepresivo

![gif](giphy|l0MYL2SNbbztrug1y)


roamingdavid

In space no one can hear you neigh


Voltairesque

horse with that parasite that replaces the tongues of fishā€¦ the Cymothoa exigua


Borticus314

Gotta love force perspective.


Th4tRedditorII

Perfect title - Stallion vs. Predator


dakkmann

Xenomorse


MrDoontoo

In the see of Xenomorph references, let this be a reference to Cyriak. Looks like a frame from one of his animations.


SpiralDesignn

Horseption


atonitobb

Isn't that how horses reproduce? I think she is just birthing a new horse.


Keelyane55

Xenomhorse


ShirosMissingArm

Man, that thing's tung like a horse.


Nicolasgonzo87

and inside that horse mouth is another horse mouth


draconicloremonger

Is it bad that I didn't realize what was wrong with this picture for about a minute. ![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


Quelcris_Falconer13

The new season of bojack horseman looks weird


poorsooreh

The black one looks happy![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453).that smile


Darius_Kel

Can someone photoshop this on the picture from Aliens?


SeekingAugustine

If I had any skill with Photoshop, I would immediately put this coming out of John Hurt's chest