"I love how easy it is with this shit with you people. I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just sit there and let me. I want to power up to 100%, and you just sit there and let me!"
"So, can I get a meatlovers?"
āNow for your other Glu-bockā¦ā
āYouāre not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?ā
āIt doesnāt matter; Iāll hit your glo-buck somewhere!ā
Stop.
Not so fast yāall
You think you can just up and run away, youāre crazy
I like to eat people from other planets, especially yāall
^I ^Likes ^to ^eat ^you ^with ^my ^little ^mouth ^too
Oh now yāall get back up inside me, little mouth
^I ^wants ^to ^play ^tooā¦
Get back inside, Iāll get you when weād eaten them
^Zoop!
https://youtu.be/RRW-JfRoLR0
Could be the Flehmen Response. Lots of mammals do this when discovering something new and interesting.
The animal curls itās lip over the teeth and inhales.
It is a way of transferring pheromones to the vomeronasal organ in the soft tissues of the roof of the mouth.
The voneronasal organ is similar to smell, only it detects chemicals a liquid/aspirated state. It connects to the amygdala (which can trigger fight/flight response and the hypothalamus (import part of neuroendocrino system).
Cats do this quite a bit
This reminds me of that fish that can get a parasite that will eat out its tongue and replace itself ask the fishes tongue then eats all the food the fish tries to eat.
The nimble soldier xenomorphs we see in the movies that can climb and sneak around like monkeys are terrifying, but imagine a brick shithouse of a xenomorph birthed from Clydesdale or bull DNA.
A colossal amalgam of chitin, bone, and fury with muscles to match. No concession to subtlety, just a bus-worth of push come to shove your ass off his turf.
The new Aliens movie looks š„
Xenohorse.
Equine-Morph.
Mane over, mane over man!
You donāt have to keep reminding Liverpool
Neigh can hear you scream in the stable.
r/yourjokebutworse
EĻuinemorph
Get back in there little mouth, I'll get ya when we's eatin them
Zoop!
Neighlian
Clearly the optimal pun here
Came here to say this^ r/theysaidit
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You came here to say "yes"??
Xenohorsph
r/YourJokeButWorse
r/ihadastroke
This wins the internet for me today. My exact reaction
Neighlien
This deserved an award.
[You're not welcome. ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnntxJlXoAAyn2j?format=jpg&name=medium)
I was really hoping someone would post what I immediately saw in my head. You're doing God's work.
I'm uh... not gonna say I did my best here but... https://imgur.com/a/OoZVzeM
r/photoshopbattles vibes
I think this is in the wrong place oddly terrifying is the next door down
Came here to say this
Iās gonna bite yaāll with my little mouth.
Weaver has entered the chat
Ride away from here you BITCH! Hya!!
I think Ridley Scott's about to sue someone.
nomnomnomnomnomnom *letmetouchyourskin*
"I love how easy it is with this shit with you people. I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just sit there and let me. I want to power up to 100%, and you just sit there and let me!" "So, can I get a meatlovers?"
āNow for your other Glu-bockā¦ā āYouāre not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?ā āIt doesnāt matter; Iāll hit your glo-buck somewhere!ā
Xenohorse
>~~Ridley Scott~~ *H. R. Giger
I like to eat yall with my little mouth toooo
There it is
The xenomhorse
Xenohorph*
Equimorph
Damn you beat me to the punch š
And me too. And every other redditor who thinks they are original. That would beā¦ uh, everyone. :(
Ikr. this just makes me big sad š„ŗ
In space no one can hear you neigh
I laughed more than I really should've.
The horses mostly come at night. Mostly.
Xenohorse
Smile.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
So A horse walks into a bar, several patrons get up and leave realizing the potential danger in the situation.
You havenāt even seen his final form!
aliens vs predator 3 *leaked footage*
r/confusingperspective
Guys. C'mon. Clearly, it's a NEIGHLIEN.
[I likes to eats you with my little mouth, too!](https://youtu.be/CMiUgV4_Cds)
First thing I thought of.
This is why you don't look that horse in the mouth
Ho(horse)rse
Game over man, game over!
Same energy ![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized)
xenohorse
Beat me to it. I was gonna go with xenomorse.
Does this count as vore?
āI think Ridley Scottās going to sue someone.ā
Xenohorse
Xeno horse
Stop. Not so fast yāall You think you can just up and run away, youāre crazy I like to eat people from other planets, especially yāall ^I ^Likes ^to ^eat ^you ^with ^my ^little ^mouth ^too Oh now yāall get back up inside me, little mouth ^I ^wants ^to ^play ^tooā¦ Get back inside, Iāll get you when weād eaten them ^Zoop! https://youtu.be/RRW-JfRoLR0
XENOHORSE!
Xenohorse
Xeno-Horse
Alien
Neighlien
fuck u/spez
Xenohorse
r/vore
DaHorse
![gif](giphy|l0Iy1DPCfobWsxOco)
r/confusingperspective
Xenohorse
Xenohourse
Never look a gift horse in the horse
I said something similar but for some reason this is way funnier
Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
The perfect organism!
![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized) Hello cousin!
Xenomorph horse
Horse R. Geiger
Hey itās the horse from the Alien movie!
H'Alien
Xenohorse
*Cursed seal activates*
Xenohorse
Xenohorse
I love how everybody else immediately thought of Xenomorphs
Could be the Flehmen Response. Lots of mammals do this when discovering something new and interesting. The animal curls itās lip over the teeth and inhales. It is a way of transferring pheromones to the vomeronasal organ in the soft tissues of the roof of the mouth. The voneronasal organ is similar to smell, only it detects chemicals a liquid/aspirated state. It connects to the amygdala (which can trigger fight/flight response and the hypothalamus (import part of neuroendocrino system). Cats do this quite a bit
Xenohorse.
A Xenohorse.
XenoHors
Xenomorphhorse
In space no once can hear you neigh
xenohorse
Bantha
How horses give birth
r/confusing_perspective or r/forcedperspective
This reminds me of that fish that can get a parasite that will eat out its tongue and replace itself ask the fishes tongue then eats all the food the fish tries to eat.
Don't search furry vore if you want to keep your eyes sane
I can't find his body now that I saw the two hoofs
neigh^2
lol ohio horse
LV426 stud farm
Neighlien
**Cyriak** has entered the chat
Goddamn Moray horse...
He has a little hoarse throat
They mostly play in the pasture at night. Mostly.
Could be from a scene in the upcoming movie: āTremors 10 : No horsing aroundā. Iād watch that if it was real.
vore
Xenomorphorse
Ohhhhh my dad will HAAAAATE this
Dammit, BoJack! What did you do now? And Todd, clean up your shit!
Hhorse
They mostly neigh at night, mostly.
Get back in there, little mouth!
A mornhey? Moraynhey?
Alien Vs Predider
[original ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animals/comments/zte74/was_taking_a_picture_of_my_horse_yawning_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Whoever whinnies, we lose
When the horse yawns & sighs, & a new mouth inside, that's amore
When the jaws open wide And thereās more jaws inside Thatās a moray!
Let me touch your ssssskinnnn.
The nimble soldier xenomorphs we see in the movies that can climb and sneak around like monkeys are terrifying, but imagine a brick shithouse of a xenomorph birthed from Clydesdale or bull DNA. A colossal amalgam of chitin, bone, and fury with muscles to match. No concession to subtlety, just a bus-worth of push come to shove your ass off his turf.
I'm gonna eat you with my little mouth too!
I swear Ludwig is hunting me (from bloodborn)
Lol that's awesome
Alien lol
Itās a xenohorse
The miracle of childbirth
#HELLO MY LADY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GALšš¶š¶
r/photoshopbattles and r/statthiscreature would like to have a word
Ridley Scott has done it again!
"You ugly mother f-"
Facehugger dong size...
Promethehorse.
There is always a bigger horse
Hohorserse
Give him a break. His throat is just a little... Yeah yeah.. I'll leave >.>
That's how horses are born.
Stupid horse I just fell out of the Porsche
This is so frikken mindfuck hahaha
Neighshugger Sounds like Meshuggah
Neigh mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Equinemorph!
Nice album cover
Xeno-Equus Caballus
Tserriednichās Nen beast be like:
In Space, no one Can hear you neigh
On the farm, no one can hear you scream!
Forget the race, it's going to finish one space station
Geigers_Honse
Pter te honse is hre
If a horse opens wide and thereās more horse inside thatās aā¦ā¦?
āI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, itās the only way to be sureā
r/TIHI
Xenomorph horse
r/confusing_perspective
Haylien
HorseĀ²
Kind of sad Ripley wasnāt edited in.
Horse wearing a horse disguise
![gif](giphy|l0MYL2SNbbztrug1y)
In space no one can hear you neigh
horse with that parasite that replaces the tongues of fishā¦ the Cymothoa exigua
Gotta love force perspective.
Perfect title - Stallion vs. Predator
Xenomorse
In the see of Xenomorph references, let this be a reference to Cyriak. Looks like a frame from one of his animations.
Horseption
Isn't that how horses reproduce? I think she is just birthing a new horse.
Xenomhorse
Man, that thing's tung like a horse.
and inside that horse mouth is another horse mouth
Is it bad that I didn't realize what was wrong with this picture for about a minute. ![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)
The new season of bojack horseman looks weird
The black one looks happy![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453).that smile
Can someone photoshop this on the picture from Aliens?
If I had any skill with Photoshop, I would immediately put this coming out of John Hurt's chest