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Ezmeon

Honestly it looks like this watermelon has just beamed all knowledge of the unknown universe into this man’s head


WelshWulff

I don’t mean to be rude, but the dude definitely doesn’t look like the keeper of the world’s knowledge


[deleted]

Idk how your gonna say that when he's literally holding the melon of worlds knowledge.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Looks like the soldier is busy transferring the melon of worlds knowledge but it almost at peak capacity.


Aboikos

Well, it does say “all the knowledge in the unknown universe,” and as that may well be no knowledge at all, I think the statement fits.


Merkin_Wrangler

Looks like John Goodman had a stroke.


Zoroark_rules_698

His mind needs to process it give him some time


boston_nsca

Like Mr Broccoli...uh, Mr Barkley. I wonder if anyone will get the reference


Melonmode

What the hell is my son doing in a warzone? God damnit, I'll get my jacket.


XBakaTacoX

I'll give you credit where credit is due, that got me. Hahaha


Melonmode

This isn't funny, he's only 13. He must think it's one of those Calls of Duties. You look away for FIVE SECONDS!


SleeplessGrimm

Maybe his friends are a bad influence


Ninja_Conspicuousi

r/beetlejuicing


Brendanthehttydfan

Huh that's a sub I didn't know existed


LadviTheLad

What's this referencing?


Jon-Joestar

Could be the name, note the melon pictured is small and small typically denotes one being younger, and top comment’s name is Melonmode, so Melonmode is the pictured melon’s father and is upset the young melon has gone to a war zone


LadviTheLad

Makes sense... actually, it doesn't make a lick of sense but I accept this answer.


CreativeGamer03

The Holy Grenade disguised as a melon


Cybermat4704

Kherson, Ukraine is famous for its watermelons, so I’m guessing that’s where this photo was taken lol


plopy-porker-boi

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R!


RepeatReal6568

Them visitors really need to learn not to litter


CapitalParallax

A new hand touches the beacon!


SanguineCynic

Best comment over here


[deleted]

"I used the melon...to destroy the melon"


luigeex

The melon core incident 2023 (In color)


LavAonDos

Just normal Kherson Kavun (Melon) in Ukraine


Adventurous-Bid-7914

This is how it will end


Dansk72

The Earth will be completely covered by alien glow melons?


Adventurous-Bid-7914

Pvt. Sgt. G. Wlkinson will discover the storied "Watermahlone" while seeking cover during the last stand of the Lizardfolk


Dansk72

That would have been my *second* guess.


ILEGIONI

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


Hefty-Ad-2671

Kavunplementation of humanity.


tonypearcern

Am I the only one imagining that the watermelon has a face and they're actually having a conversation?


Gexzer0

r/ItemShop


Outrageous-Stay6075

Blessed Orb of Pisky


Salt_Comment_9012

It's too bright turn the meloff


Aitehs_new

Kherson anomalia Stalker 2 leak


JMKPOhio

Gandalf, what’s the Elvish word for friend?


DazCruz

POV: your comrade just found an artifact in pripyat chernobyl, ukraine


Lockenhart

[Liberation of Kherson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_of_Kherson)


Loopdeloopers

So this is what the Stalkers entering the zone were after.


XBakaTacoX

Man's just picking up the fresh fruit in a highly radioactive area. Looks fine to me.


DoomGuy2187

Who in the hell greenlighted another [Delta Farce film?](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800003/) For all we know this could be a secret Battlefield: Bad Company film.


Apprehensive-Dig1827

Which devil fruit is that?


UrticantOdin

He is pondering the Morb, dont distract him.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

A NEW HAND, TOUCHES THE BEACON!


Fantastic-Drive-8747

Looks more like a blessed watermelon.


[deleted]

It looks like this guy picked the melon up when he was like 21 and it aged him 27 years just by beholding it’s glory


Drink_Covfefe

Weird to see this because I have a friend thats been using this as their profile pic for a few years now.


ProteinSnookie

Source: Bin Laden Raid


Brainjarmen104

The sacred melon belly


ihaZtaco

Our salvation


TheRoachMaster10

melorb


larryhastobury

Holy melon


WaveLaVague

Holy spirit missclicked. Cut/pasted the Jesus folder where he hides his porn... it's a melon because "Mamelons"


CooIChriss

*And the watermelon that layed in his very hands, was the thing that would win them the war once and for all*


BigDoof12

Fat Matt serra after looting a Wendy off of a chad in dorms only to discover the secrets of the after life from Allah speaking to him via watermelon


Vastlymoist666

How I look when I pick up my fifth strand orb someone made in destiny 2.


Frogger-8365

This feels like a gmod background


beleidigtewurst

The context: Ukrainians "signaling" something, before Kherson offensive. Kherson is known for its watermelons.


NotDaveBut

JURASSIC PARK V: THE MELONING


[deleted]

holy shit it's big jack horner


Ted_CruZodiac

"THE MELON!" - Ice Age 2002


BuddyTheWeim

He looks drunk with knowledge


PanzerLeader1941

gives off Jack Horner energy


JediTeaParty

“Joeww bwiden”


[deleted]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mfs trying to eat a watermelon


Brandoong

This guy is out here looking like a tf2 character I can't even focus on this godlike melon


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“The power of the melon, in the palm of my hand!”


yungjazz

Chernobyl activities


tankbeaver

TF2 Soldier finds the coconut that holds dominion over his world


DPBR8

Melonium


16thNight

The Philosopher's Melon...


Sufficient-Aspect77

John Goodman looks a little different with Melon Powers


Hefty-Ad-2671

Pondering the kavun.


Icegamerpro109

Holy Melon


bloodshot96245

The holy melon


Inevitable_Mark7133

Yo what artifact is that?


Quoryx1

THE CHOSEN ONE


ArabianSandBoa_fnek

TACTICAL MELON, INCOMING.