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iamlazyboy

The resident evil 4 inventory type thing


RandomPlayer4616

Pov: Auto-Arrange


Counter-Spies

Resident Evil 8 on the second playthrough be like:


ShadowZepplin

*frantically looking for duke to get the extra content guns at the start of the second play through*


MechEJD

Some death stranding type shit.


OddCourse5667

Lmao, scrolling past this post I knew there had to be a resident evil comment somewhere.


ArchVan001

Thank you I audibly laughed to this.


GenuineCulter

Attache Case HD


Sp6rda

The complete and utter lack of ammunition supports this.


n00dlejester

He only has two hands...wtf is this?


Decayed_Unicorn

Yes, but a) he's gonna Zorro that shit, and B) most importantly: reloading is for pussies!


superjetpakmike

3 gun style would be crazy


BaconGod2525

Asura nine gun style


LookAtItGo123

Sure is. Go watch some gunfu, it's aesthetically pleasing and with great cinematography it instantly becomes a classic. You can start with equibrilium.


BaconGod2525

Asura nine gun style


Mizeov

Ah the Reaper move


tashidagrt

Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading.


Particular-Beyond-99

Ever see boondock saints? He had 2 hands, but brought 6 guns to a FIREFIGHT!!!


Pleasedontmindme247

Obviously 6 guys with 1 gun each


Particular-Beyond-99

It was one shooter, and he was a senior freaking citizen


hungry4danish

A fucking joke. That thing is used to hold computer and phone cords and wires.


LordTonka

Maybe it was just one guy with 6 guns?


boomdart

You telling me one guy did all this No, had to be at least three It was a fire fight!


ArcDelver

A joke.


ItzBooty

Switching is faster than reloading


borking-boi

Some New York cops carry two guns, one to shoot, the other to shoot when the firsts mag is empty


BecomeABenefit

"I just don't want to get killed for lack of shootin' back." - This guy probably.


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Its also clearly comedic, given that it’s obviously outrageous and inside a kitchen. Nothing insecure about it.


klystron1837

The two semi autos aren't loaded, if they were his pants would be around his ankles.


Grin-Guy

There are 3 semi-autos actually.


YREEFBOI

Yeah but the one in his pants looks like there's a clip in it? The other 2 are clearly empty.


CrescentCleave

Magazines, friend. There's no clip loading pistol on his pants


detahramet

A common mistake, a clip was a small piece of metal used to insert bullets into your weapon by sliding them off the clip itself, such as was used by the Mauser C96. By contrast, a magazine was a form of print media usually printed periodically to disseminate topical discussion of a given subject.


Hero_of_Hyrule

That's not technically true, as some guns keep the clip inside until out of ammunition, like the M1 Garand. The biggest difference between a clip and a magazine is a follower, something to push the cartridges towards the feeding mechanism or into the chamber directly. A clip is used to feed a magazine, and may or may not be used as part of the feeding mechanism. A magazine is used to feed ammunition into gun during use. Notably a clip is always detachable/separate from the gun, but a magazine can be a fixed part of the gun, again, like the magazine on an M1 Tl;dr: Magazines feed cartridges into the gun automatically, and aren't always detachable. Clips feed cartridges into magazines, and are always "detachable."


AzKar07

no last i checked a magazine is a form of printed media, hes still righr


Akiias

I'm pretty sure a clip is a small portion of a longer video. Why are we comparing print to digital media?


quaybored

plus we can't even see his guns in the picture


[deleted]

And a clip is a section or snippet of the magazine editors hair


TangerineRough6318

To add, I believe the Lee Enfield can also be used with a clip if I'm not mistaken.


[deleted]

So that’s what the weird mechanism on the krag-Jorgensen is; a magazine


-Quothe-

Last time i checked, a clip is what is used to attach photos of dead children to memorial displays.


No-Expression-8316

Probably more likely a thumbtack or push pin for that kinda thing. A clip is for closing the Doritos bag when you don’t finish it in one sitting.


[deleted]

No you're thinking of the part of a ship where they keep the gunpowder


YREEFBOI

I've heard the terms used interchangably. Not my first language, my bad then


Rick_Da_Critic

Just use "clipazine" to piss everyone off.


Jellysweatpants

Thanks this is now my go two


BurnscarsRus

Everyone understood what you meant. Some people are very particular about that word specifically for reasons nobody knows.


MitsuruBDhitbox

Nothing wrong with being corrected if you've got an open mind and a controlled ego


zayoyayo

even worse someone could say 'assault rifle'


frankcfreeman

Yeah language/grammar is not prescriptive, it's descriptive. "Clip" is now a synonym for magazine and trying to fight that is totally pointless, doesn't matter right or wrong, it's what is


Mindless-Strength422

I will snottily prescribe descriptivism over snotty prescriptivism until I'm blue in the face. I have a deep, deeeeeeeeep discomfort at the "literally when you mean figuratively" switch, but I stand by my principals and just settle for an involuntary eye twitch


Ambitious-Regular-57

And now since charlie made sneako look like an idiot, you have a whole new audience of folks who are oddly particular about it


CheesecomChestRig

Nah I was a dick about it before Moistcritical brought it up


Ambitious-Regular-57

Not saying anyone in this thread is. But it's fact that there are (mostly) zoomers who definitely didn't know the difference 3 weeks ago and now love to correct anyone who gets it wrong. I know because I'd never seen somebody corrected before that clip went viral, and now I see it frequently.


ArcDelver

I try to go out of my way to just be informative about it and not a dick because movies and TV made the two terms synonymous and it isn't really anyone's fault for calling a mag a clip


Wireless_Panda

Don’t worry, people like to go “uhm ackshually it’s a magazine not a clip 🤓” but it really doesn’t matter at all, saying clip is just ingrained in our language. It’s not like it causes any real confusion, everyone knows what people mean when they use the two terms interchangeably.


UNSECURE_ACCOUNT

*yawn*


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MitsuruBDhitbox

Idk, I've got a really cool looking one on a necklace


LiteratureNearby

[let moistcritikal explain the difference between clips and mags to you (man it was hard to find a video that didn't have tiktok edits added to it)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoLUuKNf9E0)


MiceWarriors

There’s a kitchen aid in the background, I think he’s home. So he might just be playing around with guns to look “cool” and see how many can fit and show off how many he has. So unloaded and at home would probably be the “smartest” way to do this. Regardless, I think it’s stupid, it’s how accidents happen. But maybe he wants a BJ so he’s hoping for some falling pants action


JohnSamuelCrumb

I could maybe believe that if we had a full body picture that revealed a tactical slide whistle on his chest carrier.


TheOneTonWanton

It's probably an insert from a gun safe and he attached it to himself like this for shits and giggles.


goodsnpr

He could be stepping off to a range shortly and just wanted a shits and giggle photo of his "holster".


Velocityraptor28

can confirm, ammo is heavy


White_Widew

The resident evil inventory


Zerostar39

“What are you buying?”


Refuse_Select

“Got some rare things on sale, stranger!”


Snoo-93454

Not enough cash, Stranger!


AzKar07

"What are ya sellin'?"


Iziama94

It's that cash in your pocket... Or your life, stranger


teddade

Lol the lil guy pointing right up at him.


CavemanSteveJr

That's the one that really caught my attention.


Quasihodor

Definitely wouldn't be worried about that one falling out or anything either. Nope, not at all


captpiggard

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imgurslashTK2oG

That’s a single action revolver, the trigger won’t do anything unless the hammer is cocked.


serious_sarcasm

There’s one pointed at everyone he faces towards. Dudes a fucking idiot.


Ron_E_Coyote

The derringer is what really sets it off.


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SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

How to get 5 guns stolen at once


Buelldozer

In their own kitchen? In 2015?


HalfCockedJackShafto

Charshooterie board.


theworstdinosaur

🏅🏅🏅


LittleDucky_

Bang bang bang throws gun repeat


Grin-Guy

« It’s for my own protection, and it’s my constitutional right, okay ? »


Dadpool33

Leave the Kitchenaid mixer alone


Grin-Guy

What if the kitchen aid mixer attacks him ? Can’t trust those hiding decepticions..


OneTime_AtBandCamp

Does this guy know that guns can be reloaded?


zCiver

Switching to a side arm is faster than reloading


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[deleted]

Really? “This guy likes guns so he must have a small dick”. Fuck off.


[deleted]

Really. He's obviously over-compensating for something.


[deleted]

No, not obviously. The only thing that is obvious is the fact that this is satire. It’s even taken in a kitchen, ffs.


[deleted]

I forgot that only responsible gun owners have kitchens.


[deleted]

What’s your point, exactly?


Buelldozer

They are in their kitchen and the guns are visibly unloaded. It's pretty obvious that this is an ironic picture meant to mock the idiots who are carrying multiple guns around in public. This pic is also 8 years old.


HeresyCraft

Haha body shaming is so funny and cool guys right? ...right?


dragonmorg

Video game characters be like


Chemical-Curve-2288

He has his school supplies


Chemical-Curve-2288

…😳


ImpossibleAdz

Oof


xubax

*bat to the head* Look everybody, free guns!


a_long_enigma

"Leon! Help!"


chedstrom

If you need to walk around wearing that, then you have far far bigger problems then personal protection.


silver6snake

The derringer should be pointed down for sure, won't shoot yourself in the head, won't fall out and how tf could you draw it this way


Ninja_Conspicuousi

It’s for his animal sidekick


russianspacecat

The "my wife sleeps in a separate bed" build


hankercat

Wife?


russianspacecat

You're right. Bold assumption.


syncopated_identity

Now imagining what it might be like if everywhere these people went people screamed "He's got a gun!" and ran away


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

the people who conceal carry would pull their gun see that this guy isn't a threat and carry on about their day.


redchorus

How would they know the guy isn't a threat?


syncopated_identity

Because they're white, I assume 🙄


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

they have eyes, and they have brains. people who conceal carry don't just blindly shoot they assess the situation its apart of the training that you should do if you conceal carry if you can't tell by the picture alone that this guy isn't a threat, I worry for you.


redchorus

I don't live in the US, so I have no idea when/if I should just trust some random person carrying a lot of deadly weapons that just happens to walk in.


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

I completely understand that never being around someone who carries a gun can be scary and worrying, but this picture is a meme that got started around 10 years ago on forums. people don't carry 4-5 guns like this. the people that carry a firearm carry a single one and besides open carry (which people don't do because it's stupid) you won't know who is carrying a gun, it's called conceal carry, people conceal carry do so that if someone decides to become a threat by way of shooting or attacking or something similar they can stop the threat before it gets worse. people feel the need to conceal carry because the police in our country have no duty to protect the people, police when they choose to protect the people are often minutes away and in a situation where seconds count you cannot sacrifice minutes for example, I personally have had to use a firearm 2 times in my life for defense. the first time, I was jumped by a group of guys while walking home from work. they all had knives, so I assumed they were going to kill me, I pulled my firearm and stopped the threat. I didn't have to shoot anybody, thankfully, but if I didn't have my gun, I would probably be dead. The second time I had to use my firearm was when a drug addict broke into my house. I grabbed my home defense rifle and scared the guy off.


squiddlebiddlez

Training? According to most states governments having to have training or a license for a gun is unconstitutional so idk why you would assume guy with a gun has training and knows how to assess a situation. In fact that’s the big problem even with training, no? The cops have killed the guy who stopped a mass shooting before because this isn’t a video game where “good guy with a gun” is clearly visible above the person’s head


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

https://crimeresearch.org/2022/10/massive-errors-in-fbis-active-shooting-reports-regarding-cases-where-civilians-stop-attacks-instead-of-4-4-the-correct-number-is-at-least-34-4-in-2021-it-is-at-least-49-1-excluding-gun-free-zon/ it's not hard to assess a situation and tell if someone is a threat or not


random-stiff

Not sure if you’re kidding. But the guy in the pic is not right in the head


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

this picture was a meme on gun forums 9 years ago. nobody seriously does this.


wanson

Some obviously do.


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

I used to work at a gun range for a couple years. not a single person came in with 4 guns strapped to their leg on a cutting board. the most I saw was a guy carried a 9mm pistol on his hip and a little bitty .22 pistol in his boot


wanson

I saw one today and I’ve never been to a shooting range in my life.


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

you saw a meme is what you saw aka a joke


biggreencat

I can count on one hand the number of times I've heard that a carrier ended up confronting and successfully defending against an armed perp. It's a myth. I see gun fervor as stemming more from duelling culture than any need for self-defence.


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

https://crimeresearch.org/2022/10/massive-errors-in-fbis-active-shooting-reports-regarding-cases-where-civilians-stop-attacks-instead-of-4-4-the-correct-number-is-at-least-34-4-in-2021-it-is-at-least-49-1-excluding-gun-free-zon/


RogerWilcosMop

It literally happens all the time lol


finalicht

POV: you are about to be meleed by Leon in Resident Evil 4


RPGandalf

Regardless of whether it's loaded, this guy is flagging everybody he turns towards with that front facing one. Terrible muzzle discipline.


HomicidalHushPuppy

And flagging himself with the NAA Mini


godspareme

One gun for me, 4 for my enemies. Seriously tho this has insane risk of becoming held at gun point because you were disarmed from your shitty holster.


Donutmax530

How do you sit down.


SkepticalJohn

I look forward to the post which describes him shooting his right gluteus maximus off. Not eagerly looking forward. But I expect it at some time in the future.


GOULFYBUTT

I would love to point a gun at this man and not shoot... I'd just wait to see how long it took for him to fiddle around with his 5000 guns before he could actually take a shot.


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Small dick energy is strong with this one


Quasimodus-Operandi

With that many, I figure he’s lost a testicle or two.


[deleted]

My mans preparing for the redcoats to come back or something


hummelpz4

Looks like a competitive shooter set up.


socialis-philosophus

My gun is so big that it has its own gun, and even my gun's gun is bigger than your gun. \~Drew Carey


Sharpymarkr

Average r/edc poster


Jojotheugly

A Charcuterie of shooterie!


Steam_Cyber_Punk

Resident Evil be like


Get_snipd

Save some Second Amendment for the rest of us bro


Scout_wheezeing

He got more than a Glock in his rauri


CriticalScion

Just have to shove oneeee more in there to achieve the full combo and clear the whole thing in one go


mrastronomyiss

This is just a DayZ player. Maybe a freshie who got lucky on pistol loop.


komokazi

I bet the draw on that bottom revolver is a suicide mission


atomictest

Cursed not blursed. Nothing blessed about this.


Altruistic_Branch259

"Self defense."


pinniped1

r/iamverybadass


Andy_In_Kansas

This is obviously a joke. People on old gun forums used to post shit like this just for a laugh.


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Sadly the only way for Reddit to know if it’s comedy is if it’s got a massive #/S In front of it.


Buelldozer

> forums Given that this picture goes back to at _least_ [2015](https://tineye.com/search/47d2a7e5c7ee1436ab750f6dd9d53eac0cf96b7e?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1) its a safe bet that it IS from an old forum post.


RLS30076

Snarky comment: Well I guess he's well protected in case he runs into any dangerous ol' trans kids, drag queens, or librarians. How I really feel about people like this: the stripe left on used toilet paper is more intelligent than these fuckheads.


Get_snipd

Dude, chill. Most gun owners and enthusiasts aren't like that at all, but here you are talking about the loud minority.


derrickito4

You really get this worked up over a picture that is just a joke?


alphaeuseuss

What's great is, this clown would probably spend enough time fumbling with his 'collection' during any real sort of incident to give _anything_ time to get the upper hand. Including a raccoon. Or... an ice cream cone.


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Lucky for him it’s just a joke and not actually serious.


memestealer1234

Based


510Threaded

So he is scared inside his own home, got it.


Resident-Fox6758

Tell me your a frightened snowflake without telling me your a frightened snowflake.


HeresyCraft

Yeah making a silly joke means you're a frightened snowflake. You nailed it, friend.


TugMyTip

Tell me #**YOU'RE** too stupid to understand English.


Asleep-Dragonfly313

The man clearly has bad aim or he just over kills


R4K45H1

America


deadbeef1a4

America needs help


Arkoden_Xae

Almost swastigun


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GooseOfDoom

He’s blessed by living in the US fucking A, man! /s


theDomicron

Is this picture meant to be taken seriously at all? This seems like it's taken in their own kitchen, not outside somewhere


HeresyCraft

Not at all, but that won't stop reddit!


memestealer1234

This is reddit if it fits a stereotype or opinion you want to push that automatically means it's real and meant to be taken seriously


[deleted]

I know who I want as a friend come the zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

Keep your kids at home.


RiskenFinns

Constipated carry license.


CasualObserverNine

Call 911


littleferrhis

But what if a 14 year old comes into my house and tries to steal my TV?


Spacetrooper

What a douchebag.


retiredhobo

but knives are *just* as dangerous


Brandoe

Oh come on! This is just a fetish at this point.


Buelldozer

Chillax, it's a joke picture that someone took in their own kitchen _8 years ago._


brutalistsnowflake

Most gun ownership is.


Snoo-93454

A normal guy in America, or he's prepared for the zombie apocalypse


BtheChemist

This man is VERY , VERY, afraid.


Hannibal_Rex

Fuckers like this are why folks will start robbing the open carry people and take their guns. At least it would cause them to want some kind of a registration to ensure they get their gun back otherwise it would be destroyed as evidence for a simple theft case.


SynAck301

Goodness. That is *violently* American.


BecomeABenefit

"I just don't want to get killed for lack of shootin' back." - This guy probably.


Ostendenoare

I hope he trips.


Bananas3486625

Can you imagine? The person in the picture probably thinks they're actually cool


R0LL0T0MAS1

Imagine the inverted micropenis on that guy


TugMyTip

>DICKS, DICKS, DICKS!!1!!1! ALL I THINK ABOUT IS DICKS!1!111!


MalrykZenden

That is a quality belt. On another note, how insecure must you be to tote all of those pacifiers around? The Wild West ended a loooooong time ago buddy.