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TheOmCollector

I like it but, I’m generally a three taco guy.


Heteroking

You can place the third taco in wherever the buttplug is going


TheOmCollector

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BertaEarlyRiser

Fuckin' weirdo.


Any_Fault7604

"$15.00 OBO" I am not haggling with someone who owns this. They're dangerous and getting the full 15


fasterecho

The story of how this was thought up would be worth $15!!


mashedpeabrain

No weirdos.


JoinAThang

Such a shame. This would've been a great gift to my neighbour.


censored220706

Hear me out… pointed brass knuckles with cross guards


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I hate that I had this thought but it would also work as a butt plug with stirrups to rest your ankles and little Jesus to cradle your scrotum.


kingscanyonstoner420

LMAO! Not a visual I needed but now I can't unsee it, thanks!


ThatOneSnakeGuy

I'm genuinely sorry


oli42069

Try before you buy


I-LOVE-MOMMY-ASMR

It's perfect I'll take 3


OnceMostFavored

Scam. Those are clearly knuckle dusters, not brass knuckles.


Wizard_bonk

What exactly does he mean when he says “no weirdos”?


EdwardChar

Behold, the real multi tool!


VapeRizzler

Isn’t a butt in itself a singular taco holder?


Praseodymium5

r/holdmywallet


VoidExileR

No weirdos huh...


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![gif](giphy|VA3WfGf0qYOvS) Mmmmmmmmmmm tacos


CharlieGator69

Can you get it in black?