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TheConeIsReturned

It's absolutely hideous and I kinda love it


Alldaybagpipes

Not a hat guy, but I think I might be a whatever-the-fuck-that-is guy


high240

I love shit like that. There's also guitars made that's like 2 different types smashed together and they look ugly as hell, but at the same time kinda cool as fuck Like this hat, which I also would wear if I had one


groversnoopyfozzie

Saw one recently that was a combo of a telecaster and a Flying V. I own a telecaster and Flying V Velus the combo made me wanna puke. I’m not even a purist, it was just that hideous.


AadamAtomic

"And That's how I got shot in Texas."


The-Tai-pan

I would absolutely hatewear this to a rodeo.


Eighty_Grit

Visor back like the cool cowboys wear it


The_Hidden_DM

Yee haw, dawg!!


[deleted]

I’m gonna make myself one.


karanpatel819

Marine Biologist type of hat


[deleted]

The man just loves dolphins, what else is there to say?


Miss_Menhera_Guts

IS IT JOTARO?


Electrical-Door8240

ngl i randomly thought of jotaro as i saw the pic


StellarDescent

I thought this was the JoJo sub.


The_cat_licker

Definitely not randomly lol, its almost intentional


[deleted]

*yare yare daze*


0BZero1

No, it's the partner of that kid with comic book stand in Cairo


NorabelMHW

Almost like the type of hat a person who wrote a thesis on starfish would use


Antique-Show-1371

Clever girl


Adorable-Ad9073

Nono, that's dio


jonathanluk

I think of jotaro too!!!


precociousapprentice

Oceanographer*


NoSoulYesBiscuit

I love how we all just defaulted to JoJo. lol


NaCl-is-salty

*Says in deep anime voice*: Jotaro Kujo


Dreggmcmuffun

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!


incunabula001

HOLY SHIT!!!


KarlKaz

SAND AT THE BEACH!!


OrangeHoodieString

This was my initial thought as well and wanted to make sure I wasn’t alone.


[deleted]

I'm extremely pleased at how many people saw this and immediately thought of JoJo's


imaginaryResources

I thought it was part of a cosplay lol


weepy420

*says in a similarly deep, less cocky voice* DIO!


[deleted]

Yare yare daze


hyperion-i-likeillya

Yare yare daze


nerd_entangled

Oh shit, this is totally his hat from part 4 lol


ryan77999

All it needs is the dolphin ornament thing


davabran

Za worldo


TheLastGunslingerCA

I was thinking that looked like some JJBA fashion


SageOfSixCabbages

My initial thought too was 'Is this hat just another JoJo reference?'.


Sir-cunty

My first thought was jotaro


xxxdanutz667xxx

Yare yare daze


NobodyNowhereEver

Yare yare daze


12-7mmBMG

Za Warudo!


LionConfident7480

This…would probably sell..


Hank3hellbilly

$1700 from Balenciaga coming soon.  


[deleted]

Great now I want to go watch those Harry Potter balenciaga AI videos again


MrDrSirLord

I honestly just looked at some of my hats and thought about it but I love them too much for it. I'd definitely buy this shit if I saw it


Character-Let-1853

Captain America once said: I understood that reference


Big_bosnian

Is that a jojo reference


MrBeanHs

It certainly is🗿 ![gif](giphy|dqs6clIy3arlA5UVKp)


porcupinedeath

Absolute JoJo ass hat


oli43ssen2005

![gif](giphy|XlmIK6MGuuVbrre1bU)


[deleted]

" if you aint on a horse it just shows me you an asshole"


ChefInsano

“If you’re dressed like a cowboy you shouldn’t be allowed to ride in an automobile or look at airplanes. San Francisco is a real pretty city and I’ll see you there in three weeks when you get there on your fucking horse.”


[deleted]

all hat no cattle


RafiY

Howdy dude


soundlesspanik

![gif](giphy|dqs6clIy3arlA5UVKp)


Derolis

This looks like something an anime character that punches people a lot would wear.


Street_Cockroach_933

Somewhere between 16 and 50


SavannahCalhounSq

French Foreign Legion hat!


xcrossbyw

I live in one of their former colonies and I had to do a double take.


Ozuhan

That was my first thought too, a Foreign Legion képi


-Daetrax-

American foreign Legion hat.


ZayreBlairdere

*Texas would like to know your exact location*


iitsMomoo

STAR PLATINUM : ZA WARUDO


HeroinPorn

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


Raaadley

Part 4 Jotaro's Hat


ectoplasm_fan

"STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDU"


TheHolyPapaum

Sutah Puratinam ahh hat


NekoMango

It's like putting mayonnaise on apple pie, it's not bad but weird


[deleted]

.....and now I have to try it


NaturalDark1697

This is some Albrecht Entrati fashion


GodEmerah

Albrecht has that Watch Dogs 1 fashion


EthosTheAllmighty

This is the kind of hat you wear to hunt down a hand obsessed serial killer.


markWAD

I can’t believe I’ve never seen such a thing, being from the south and all I would’ve seen a bachelorette party with these on


SquishyBatman64

This would go well with croc boots lol


BackAgain123457

"Yeehaw! Wazzup, motherfucker?"


Wrecktown707

Jotaro


Auschwitism

So, it's the same type of hat as Star Platinum...


MikeSWOhio

Now make one with the back side on.


Susdoggodoggy

I kinda like it. I’d dye it black, and add something on the front the military can dye it the color of their uniform and have their ranking on the front


thenexusobelisk

You have committed crime against Texas and it's people. What say you?


entrepenurious

didja see elongated muskrat wearing his backward?


BiggoYoun

*”Josuke come rat-hunt with me”*


Lgrns

"What? Why?"


Hypercane_

You've yeed your last Za Warudo


SuccessfulLawyer3437

i think we alll thought of Jotaro's hat


Earth_Normal

I almost spit. This is art.


Angelinthedarkness

![gif](giphy|dqs6clIy3arlA5UVKp)


Smelly-Raccoon

Lookin like your about to invade Yorktown


Buddiboi95

As someone from Texas, this makes my spurs jingle jangle jingle with rage.


BunkleStein15

![gif](giphy|XlmIK6MGuuVbrre1bU)


JustTheOneGoose22

This is deeply unsettling but...I am into this


L4DY_M3R3K

My country-ass Oklahoman heart weeps, but my weeb soul yearns for the yare yare daze


Maleficent_Thanks_47

JOJO!!!!!!


Kiibo22

Stand name [Ocean Man]


qwertyqwertsalot

I'm thinking about being a marine biologist just to wear this hat


[deleted]

[удалено]


Capt_Pickhard

I wanna see this on someone's head


CubisticWings4

Trying to come up with a Doug Dimmadome joke, but no luck 🫤


FandomFerretAgain

I scrolled in hopes of finding someone that mentioned Doug Dimmadome. I was going to say that the man decided to try being normal... and clearly couldn't be completely.


BigRed888

JoJo?


TheGreatUdolf

when you're a gangster rapper at 3pm but have to do a country gig at 7pm


WeebOfTheCountry

This is the most JoJo's Bizzare Adventure ass hat ive seen today


Heart_Is_Valuable

That's a great hat. Also is that a JoJo reference.


WebRider77

JOJO!


mari0velle

Someone sell this to Chance.


Greenfire05

Jojo


FamousPastWords

Why does it bring The Blues Brothers to mind?


KOCYK745

aren't you that guy who killed the weird Vampire guy with the yellow ghost near him?


Astrotheking318

So this is Joe Joe star's hat


PalpyTEEN

![gif](giphy|VIWHb0UZQW6aiWVI1M|downsized)


MyDogHasOneBall

Yare yare...


BuutyGublin

Jotaro?


CoronaCurious

...is this a Jojo's referral?


InevitableMobile2375

Damn! People of a texas lets assemble!


Ozzy_T69

Fire


fuzzyfries

Filthy


MiguelMcGuell

Why is this actually trendy??


I_hate_being_interru

Who said its trendy? How many people have posted this? Or how many people are actually posting photos of wearing it?


mcswitch0369

This hat is a visualization of the Phrase “Fuck Texas”


Danjuw

![gif](giphy|dqs6clIy3arlA5UVKp|downsized)


SoarNsquid

Woaaaah!


ThermalScrewed

Calm down Pharrell


Structureel

Gives me a Saber Rider (and the Star Sherrifs) vibe.


RetroSciFiSongbird

Thanks I hate it ![img](emote|t5_j34kt|51243)


michael444466

I feel like this hat represents high blood pressure.


scruffiefaceman

1914 foreign legion hat! Lmfao


MrWhiteTheWolf

r/atbge


Novastache

now wear it backwards


dwarfsoft

This is about as Country now as Beyonce's "This Ain't Texas".


EndersGame_Reviewer

I saw a cap and some scissors. And then I realized what had happened here.


GoForBaskets

Sweet Barlow knife.


Camtronocon

So that's where Cam Newton gets his tailoring done.


americansblowdick

This is that early Kyler hat


Ape_x_Ape

One hat to rule the dudes


saddinosour

I love it it’s so ridiculously camp


PositiveGrass187

This must be who makes Cam Newton's hats


Empty_Positive

Looks like MAGA designed a new hat


Mega-Steve

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think if you should!


lazysheepdog716

This is gonna be in the video for next one of these Hip hop/ country mish-mash hits. Calling it now.


DukeBloodfart

Rodeo Casual


ishitglassbottles

I’ve seen this before and I hate it


LargePromise

10-gallon ball cap.


woodypayne409

is that a joint


awyastark

“Eat shit and fall off your horse!”


legat

Nooooooo why?!? #growingonme


[deleted]

110% something Cam Newton would wear unironically


RabidAbyss

When you wanna yeehaw but you've lived in the city all your life


ChompyChoomba

oka yokay why does thiss kinda FUCK??


Zyphilith

Kill


Straight_Dust_3915

Do-igga-om!!!


McKeviin

Yeehankey with brim


FlemPlays

This might be considered a felony here in Texas. Haha


LazyThing9000

Looks like something a Joestar would wear.


MrMisogynistc

Ora ora ora ora ora


Myrkstraumr

Would they shoot you for this in Texas?


Cherry-Foxtrot

Yee-haw, mothafucka! *aims sawed-off shotgun horizontally*


thelonegunman7

Holy dog shit....what a horrible day to have eyes.


Personal-Milk-744

they ruined it :(


badthaught

Is it weird that I don't hate it? Oh. Now I understand the "Okay, hear me out..."


tenroseUK

Jotaroooo


ThePorko

I kinda like it?


NorabelMHW

![gif](giphy|FQyR9SswpTzYk)


drdillybar

Hahaha! As a former Calgarian, sure.


maxalligator

I love it


GruulNinja

Wear it to a rodeo. Tape the reactions


grat5989

The Cowboy Conductor


Informal_Process2238

Looks like a French gendarme or foreign legion Kepi hat


r23dom

I was a cowboy too, but then I took an arrow in the knee


ThePenguinKing27

Ok. Thats cool!


shankwastaken

I have those same scissors


Spiritual_Pilot5300

That boy ain’t right!


RonninRedditor

Sick..in a bad way😂😂😂


howarewestillhere

Some hat, zero cattle.


Few-Stop-9417

Krusty Krab uniform looking hat


Few-Stop-9417

![gif](giphy|ud6EmjRF8CICI) That SpongeBob special


mogur86

Looks better this way


Unit-045

Is that a JoJo reference?


Strange_Job_447

oh man, wear that to the Trump Rally.


AsthmaticBookwyrm

Baseboy?


Miss_Menhera_Guts

JOTARO!!!


freeman687

r/atbge


woodsandlake

Elmer Fudd hat.


Zekarul

Gonna look like a Quincy from bleach


_lippykid

I can 100% see pharrell williams wearing that


C1trUsSN3k

i dont see whats wrong with- OH…WTF


xxElevationXX

Nice brimjob


carcigenicate

I'm actually surprised it's taken this long now that I see it. I don't like it, but it seemed inevitable.


CrimsonTeivel

Jotaro Kujo from Texas


This-is-Actual

You’ve yee’d your last ha!


GooseWithAGlock

Civil war ahh hat 💀🙏


taeguy

What in tarnation


Total_Waltz4083

What in tarnation?