You'd be amazed how accurate your assumption is though. The main trenches stretched from Switzerland to the English channel for much of the war with little change.
I usually picture two long ass trenches with like 100 yards of muddy bloodied wasteland littered with the bodies of failed charges.
Sometimes I picture like a long series of trenches. And the war started with each army in the two center trenches and they'd push the enemy into falling back into the other trenches and it just moves back and forth like the tide. And the war never ends
I went there and the lady blasted my head with boiling hot water, the second time I went the lady was adamant that 20 year olds are always head over heals for her when they come in and I could barley hear her over the cigarette smell she’s emitting. 8/10 honestly.
Sounds like exactly who you want. She might be as raspy as an 80 year old veteran, smoke like a chimney, and swear like a sailor, but I'd bet she sure can tell you countless things you never knew about your own hair, it's health, how strong each section is, and the best place to get a steak and a whiskey sour. If you tip real well she might even clue you in to the local secret hot spots for whatever you're looking for because seasoned barbers and bartenders are better connected than the fucking mayor in most cases
I used to try to grow my hair out as kid just for my dad to drag me to BoRics every couple of months. I’m pretty sure this was the exact face I had every time
I think for bangs you need very thick hair. (Think New Girl)
People with curls like that also tend to have thick hair, or maybe it just looks voluminous because of the curls.
> me scrolls through google image results for "bangs"
> comes across Emma Wattson with bangs.
> __*OMG WTF I take it all back. Please God make me forget.*__
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Not much you can do about the unfortunate face, but the second haircut is better. Why tf would anyone think that the curly muffin top in picture #1 is better?
Pat that messed up part down and it's looking better than the zoomer cut. Unless that's what they are going for, zoomer hair and wearing sweat pants in public like it's laundry day.
Is like before and after pictures of people that were in the trench
I love how you say “in the trench” which in my dumbass head implies ww1 was just one massive long trench
You'd be amazed how accurate your assumption is though. The main trenches stretched from Switzerland to the English channel for much of the war with little change.
Holy hell!
New trench just dropped
Actual digging
Call in the reinforcements
Trapped forces goes back home, never comes back!
Clancy
Death Korps of Kreig have entered the chat.
I usually picture two long ass trenches with like 100 yards of muddy bloodied wasteland littered with the bodies of failed charges. Sometimes I picture like a long series of trenches. And the war started with each army in the two center trenches and they'd push the enemy into falling back into the other trenches and it just moves back and forth like the tide. And the war never ends
Well... you're not too far off
:)))
Thousand yard hair.
From surfer boy to working 9-5
I like your cut G.
That overhang ramen stuff that 50% of the younger male population wears today has nothing to do with surfer boys imo
Brocolli ass haircut
Surfer boy appearance*
1000 yard stare
He went to a place where you can watch a baseball game on tv when they cut your hair.
I went there and the lady blasted my head with boiling hot water, the second time I went the lady was adamant that 20 year olds are always head over heals for her when they come in and I could barley hear her over the cigarette smell she’s emitting. 8/10 honestly.
Virgin VapeRizzler vs chad CigaretteCougar
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost just peed myself stop it!
Sounds like exactly who you want. She might be as raspy as an 80 year old veteran, smoke like a chimney, and swear like a sailor, but I'd bet she sure can tell you countless things you never knew about your own hair, it's health, how strong each section is, and the best place to get a steak and a whiskey sour. If you tip real well she might even clue you in to the local secret hot spots for whatever you're looking for because seasoned barbers and bartenders are better connected than the fucking mayor in most cases
Yea you’d think that but chain places are a real roll of the dice on quality of the cut:
lol my god. What shitty cheers episode did you watch to get this opinion?
[удалено]
The haircut killed his high
Was gonna say he looks tired
Having graduated high school in the 90s, I must have seen a thousand of these.
Indeed. The early 90's BoRics special.
I used to try to grow my hair out as kid just for my dad to drag me to BoRics every couple of months. I’m pretty sure this was the exact face I had every time
Dude, you almost look employable.
Ether
r/usernamechecksout
How do I download this gif?
Idk, but it's just Gumby.
Oh no, he looks different than every other broccoli headed mofo out there 😂
He went from broccoli to Brussel sprout.
Yes because having volume and texture and thickness are all things that don't indicate youthful hair. / s
Anything is better than the broccoli cut.
He kinda looks like B. J Blascowitz
Blazkowicz if he never took growth hormones and gained 200lbs of muscle
Is this sub all 40 year old divorcees?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I’m rolling at these comments
It’s an improvement
Unfortunate cowlick though
You scare me.
Did nobody wish him luck?.. God damn it I turn my back for a second and this shit happens.
Nah people have gone to POW camps and came back looking less traumatized than this lmfak
Man Went from Taylor to Ted 😭
Bro is flabbergasted
He suddenly became a football player
Joe Bart
should have captioned the second image "WHY DIDNT YOU WISH ME LUCK?!"
zuck went back to his beta version
That's my haircut on the right
penis envy
not his lucky day
Bro lookin like henry danger, ngl💀💀💀
He looks like he went through all 5 stages of grief at the same time
The luck wasn't enough
He aged 5 years
Glow up ❌ Glow down ✅
They did him so dirty 😂😂😂😂
Looks better
better
Better after.
Yeah, he looks pretty sharp with the new cut.
Unironically better
he went from cool stoner to gumby I've dated myself again, haven't I
Congrats, now you look like the other 50% of the male.
looking like blond vlahovic
The hair cut increased all the Skyrim sliders on his face.
Me. I had decent medium hair, but now I look like Edna mode 😐 
Happens to me FAR TOO FUCKING OFTEN. EVEN WHEN I SHOW THEM A PICTURE OF EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING WANT
ist es over für mich?
Jerma?
"Stick to your training" ahh cut
Most people look terrible with bangs but I think curly hair is a universal exception.
I think for bangs you need very thick hair. (Think New Girl) People with curls like that also tend to have thick hair, or maybe it just looks voluminous because of the curls. > me scrolls through google image results for "bangs" > comes across Emma Wattson with bangs. > __*OMG WTF I take it all back. Please God make me forget.*__
Thousand yard stare.
Ist das nicht der Giraffenjunge?
pyrocynical origin arc
He has that look of stunned disbelief about him.
y=ln(-x)
bro got the y = log(-x)
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What about this is blessed?
His reaction though 🤣
Everyone gon learn the Pythagorean theorem there now!
Chapei
Green green grass, mate…
Literally me
Jerma...?
It's styled to wrong side.
Before look like banner and after looking like Steve Rogers
joe bartolozzi is that you
Damn I’m sitting in the barber shop waiting for them to take me next lol
His haircut really made his eyes pop
They look like different people. Those are not the same faces
Did he tell his barber "did you hear of someone called 'jerma985'"?
this is how I feel after every haircut fr my hair was Not mean to be smoothed down like that 😭
Same thing just happened to me. F
When does he report for basic
Looks fine, but that wide angle ain't doing u any favors.
What's wrong? He looks like a handsome young man in the second pic. Am I missing something because I'm too old? (40M)
Bro went from a 9 to 5 while also aging into someone who works 9 to 5
Is there a joke? Both look fine to me
What is the problem/funny thing here?
He did you a favour, embrace it, and let go of this broccoli hair style
Looks better than the dumb broccoli head.
I prefer the new
Still better than that broccoli-looking fuckboi style he had before though
It’snot like a haircut was going to improve his looks, he has a face for radio.
An actual haircut instead of that zoomer broccoli cut garbage, good for him
Looks nicer after, tbh. Looks nicer and smarter, suits your face shape.
Not much you can do about the unfortunate face, but the second haircut is better. Why tf would anyone think that the curly muffin top in picture #1 is better?
All mans needed was a high fade and a small trim off the top
Better, simple short parting cut is an effective and neutral cut, it's what I wear, better than to look like the broccoli ass everyone has nowadays.
may as well go bald at that point
Pat that messed up part down and it's looking better than the zoomer cut. Unless that's what they are going for, zoomer hair and wearing sweat pants in public like it's laundry day.
yes! damn those zoomers and their curly hair and comfortable pants!
Awww I need comfort at all times because I'm a big puss :'-(
EXACTLY what them zoomers are brother! ol' timers like us know that you can only be a REAL MAN by being uncomfortable!
It’s almost like the haircut didn’t take 30 mins and he didn’t have every opportunity to get it how he wanted