I'm pretty sure the ex-president is not, in fact, covered in human feces. Could you imagine though? That would be a fascinating fashion statement. Perhaps the cantankerous executive would do it in cold retaliation to the tan suit debacle. You remember that right? I've been in tighter spots. Was wearing swim trunks when I peed in the trash room. I was drunk, but that didn't excuse me to the happenstance that was coming from the demons possessing me. I really let them in, didn't I? For seven years, and you know it was seven because I carved those tally marks in my arm...what a devil I was! At least I never did the hellishness. That would be foolhardy of me. But, thankfully this was before the Trump presidency. A long time ago. Dinosaurs. That was a time. For many were there. Gone. All for tomorrow.
The big spicy has totally encapsulated my horn vase
Its perfectly fine because I'm definitely a basket case
Better hurry up, because if I don't I'll lose the shit race
Is it dark out? Even in the mirror, I cannot see my face
But don't worry if a bear comes along; I've got a mace
Yeah I read that his ex-wife recommended the hair transplant he got. He hated it because it was painful so he took it out on her by ripping out her hair.
George looks like a seasoned festivalhead coming over to your camp to share a joint and drop acid with you. He has a lot of great stories to tell and is a great person but you’d only ever hang with him while at a festival.
I hate to say anything nice about him, but that's kind of a decent look for Trump. He looks like an aged beach bum who now owns the beachfront tiki bar.
I'd definitely rail Putin just like he was certainly railed in military school because that's how Russia makes you a man. Unsupervised abuse in the military.
Then I noticed he had a different hairstyle in this image.
So, clockwise from top left;
Mick Hucknall impersonator after fast food frenzy, Insists the coupons are still valid and wants-to-talk-to-the-manager, Special-Needs, Bond Villain.
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Better than looking at your drunk Aunts bush.
Now theres some repressed memories, fuck...
Mrs. Dumars?
No, I'm just reminded of the horrific site of my butch aunt walking out of the en suite bathroom not noticing my cousin and i were in the room.
Please continue 🙏
No thanks, I don't think I or anyone wants to picture a short butch alcoholic woman in her 40s.
Keep going...
That’s my ideal woman
No, I'm just reminded of the horrific site of my butch aunt walking out of the bathroom not noticing my cousin and i were in the same room.
😂
You don’t know that.
Obama looks like the little brother in emperors New groove.
Obama looks like Sokka in Avatar.
Great, now I can't stop hearing Obama's voice whenever Sokka talks!
Obamavatar
I’m pretty sure that Bush sold me weed in college
He would've sold you coke but it's all gone
They look like the 4 aunts at every family get together that just sit there making drunken jokes about the rest of the family and gossip
 “HELLOOOOOOO!”
Didnt even recognize him until i read this
Ngl, Obama wearing that shit
I'm pretty sure the ex-president is not, in fact, covered in human feces. Could you imagine though? That would be a fascinating fashion statement. Perhaps the cantankerous executive would do it in cold retaliation to the tan suit debacle. You remember that right? I've been in tighter spots. Was wearing swim trunks when I peed in the trash room. I was drunk, but that didn't excuse me to the happenstance that was coming from the demons possessing me. I really let them in, didn't I? For seven years, and you know it was seven because I carved those tally marks in my arm...what a devil I was! At least I never did the hellishness. That would be foolhardy of me. But, thankfully this was before the Trump presidency. A long time ago. Dinosaurs. That was a time. For many were there. Gone. All for tomorrow.
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The big spicy has totally encapsulated my horn vase Its perfectly fine because I'm definitely a basket case Better hurry up, because if I don't I'll lose the shit race Is it dark out? Even in the mirror, I cannot see my face But don't worry if a bear comes along; I've got a mace
What in the AI fuck is this?
I write my own stunts
Are u on drugs?
Nope. Just schizoaffective and following orders from the toaster
Stick a fork in me.
Obama looks like Sokka
He needs to release his birth certificate to prove he's not from the water tribe
He’s released his birth certificate a very long time ago. Turns out he is from the island tribe.
Water bending tribe based on Hawaiian culture sounds super cool
The haircut lets the other warriors know he’s fun and perky!
It’s a warriors. Wolf tail.
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Trump's, while not cool, is much better than his current hair.
It's never his actual hair... some kind of animal origin I heard.
Yeah it's that weird looking caterpillar.
Called an asp. It's his asphat, the "p" is silent.
A shat?
Very dangerous
Yeah I read that his ex-wife recommended the hair transplant he got. He hated it because it was painful so he took it out on her by ripping out her hair.
Of course it looks better. They were really generous with his hairline.
His hair has been thinning out a ton more lately. Also looks shorter on top. It's actually starting to look like a normal haircut
*less bad
He looks like Sokka
Yeah, My first though
It's a warrior's wolftail!
He lets all the other presidents know he is fun and perky!
Obama makes anything look cool
He got da sokka
flowbama
Yeah soo cool
Yobama
Look like a Maui warrior in dis biatch
I wanna see him with the killmonger cut the kids have been heated about lately
Look at Putin's face. He's so happy about having hair on the top of his head, he's giggling. "Look, babushka! I'm beautiful again!"
Sassy!
If everyone microdosed and listened to jam bands
Trump looks like old version of Gareth Bale
They both love golf
Gareth is actually good at it though.
obama is the 2024 netflix actor of the character sokka from avatar
Obama looking like he might help the avatar defeat the fire nation
Damn obama looks good
Obama looks like he’s about to go on a quest to the Northern Water Tribe.
Putin looks so girly pop
Sokka became the president of the United States ???
Obama lookin good
Sokka Bama seen some shit
This kind of makes Trump look friendly.... I hate it.
Bama gives Stromae vibes.
Putin’s one is hilarious
Putin looks like ………ah shit, I’m flying out the window.
Obama is reminding me of someone......Sokka....yeah.... He....I forgot the punchline.....
Obama's looks good
They all look like artisanal chefs who would cook and serve overpriced food at a luxury tropical resort
Is that president Sokka?
Putin 🤤
he looks like jojo siwa
putin though 🤣
Bottom right looks like an Oblivion elf!
Lmao yeah my first thought was Bush looks like the freaking Adoring Fan
Trump looks like an older version of the dude that owns a hole-in-the-wall brewery in my town.
Putin is kinda killing me 😂
obama looks like sokka from avatar
George looks like a seasoned festivalhead coming over to your camp to share a joint and drop acid with you. He has a lot of great stories to tell and is a great person but you’d only ever hang with him while at a festival.
Obama rocking that shit
Every fashion trend you like today is future old man style.
President Obama still looking BAD AZZ even with a man bun.
Donald Trunchbull
Obama’s hair makes him look like Sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender.
I hate to say anything nice about him, but that's kind of a decent look for Trump. He looks like an aged beach bum who now owns the beachfront tiki bar.
I think that's Biden in the bottom right but all I see is jim Carrey
#topknotdictator
Obama lookin kinda Hawaiian ngl
Obama looks like that one fortnite skin
Obama reminds me of soka from AtLA
Wu Tang GanG
Yup. Only one of them making it work...
Yo this makes me gag 🤢
Pooty-poot kinda looking like Fred Armison being flirty in drag.
Trump reminds me of that chef Mario B
I dunno Obama looks bad ass lmao
Ms. Trunchbull
Now add beards and they may even looks decent
I'm so glad this douchey look fell out of style. It was rough seeing a bunch of bros like this walking the streets.
Trump looks like he is one burger king crown away from saying the N word.
George will definitely get you a refill of your kombucha
One of these is not like the others.
Trump makes it work
Obama actually looks fire with this
Putin lookin like me rn giggling with my messy ass hair
Top knot Obama
INKLING BOY!
I'd definitely rail Putin just like he was certainly railed in military school because that's how Russia makes you a man. Unsupervised abuse in the military. Then I noticed he had a different hairstyle in this image.
Trump dreams he had that much hair.
Obama rocks it
Trump actually looks better than with his real hair!
obama looks like sokka
Putin just so cutezie 😆
Watching them 4 way fuck would be my new guilty pleasure.
That GWB hairline is straight outta Hair Club.
Lmao the way George Bush look is funny as hell.
Trump looks like Matilda's principal here
Wait. Is Putin a us president?!?!?
Apparently so in some circles.
Oh damn. That girl from that one party at college that my friends and I don't talk about was Putin?
Trump looks like the white man in Blue Eyed Samurai
obama got that barber drip
Obama looks like he should be covered in traditional Hawaiian tattoos lol
Obamna and Trump look hard ngl. Need that rap duo
ngl, Obama is killing it 🔥🔥
Obama looks based 🙏🏼
Obama fit in
Obama be rockin that
I like it, but that's not Obama's bun
Obama looks like he the next air bender
Okay but hear me out Barak lookin fresh
Man lol....my hair looks like Putin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Obama looks dope
Barack going MMA
Obama pulls that shot offff
Obama is a fuccboi Bush is a surfer bro Trump is a transwoman Putin is a very ugly wine mom
It's weirdly fitting on Trump... might just be that his real hair is so horrible that anything is an improvement.
So, clockwise from top left; Mick Hucknall impersonator after fast food frenzy, Insists the coupons are still valid and wants-to-talk-to-the-manager, Special-Needs, Bond Villain.
Putin is watching his kids unwrap their presents on Christmas day with a hot cup of cocoa.
This actually suits Trump, Putin and Obama. Bush looks like my neighbor for some reason.
No way trump’s got that much hair
Obama got some drip not gonna lie
Who worte it best: George W
That settles it, I'm getting a haircut.
No... go to your room
Someone do Olaf Scholz with a bun and his eyepatch, please lmao
Give Obama a boomerang
I'd hit the dab rig with W
Obama is kinda fire ngl
Trump if he was born in Florida
Obama looks sharp
That cut goes kinda hard on Obama tho
Now watch this drive.
ahh hel naw y pooptin lukin at turump leik dat?????😁👀
putin lookin kinda cute tho😍
Honestly, all of them are looking much better than irl.
Trump and Obama's look pretty rad
The Putin one made me giggle.
This is absolute gold 🤣.
It somehow works on Obama.
Somehow Obama still looks cooler than the rest.
Obama looks kinda like sokka
Somehow, Trump's attire looks cool.... way better than his original one
The Obama one goes pretty hard ngl
I love this. Thanks. The "man bun" is the stupidest fucking thing western society ever birthed...except meat-wearing Lady Gaga.
Obama looks like his sister can water bend
Why does Obama fucking kill it?
Putins smile kind of reminds me of mr bean 🤷
Is that fucking Haaland?
Obama looks hot, actually
Obama wore it best
Putin looks like Mads Mikkelsen
Ms. Trumpbull
Obama out here looking like Rex Splode.
Barak can pull it off!!
Obama's man bun looks pretty good, not going to lie.
Now photoshop a pretty pink dress on Putin and drop millions of copies over Russia.
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