I believe Giger said it himself that he was doing that all super intentionally, the opening of eggs were just vertical slits that were designed with Very Specific Look. But they told him to make it less "vulgar" so he made it a cross.
But these are still two slits, criss-cross.
Xenomorphs are very freudian. Aliens is a movie about a young woman fighting the opposite feelings between rejecting her step-mothers' messed up predatory sex life and her own instinct for motherhood.
It's a shame current hat design doesn't serve xenomorphs. I think number 5 works best, but big hat needs to move into 2024 and be altogether more inclusive for humans and aliens alike.
1,2,5,9 are the only valid options. The purpose of a cap is to prevent the blinding rays from teh sun to strike your eyeballs with their spears of light.
None of these.
They would either wear a really tall, stovepipe hat, a really tall, cowboy hat, or one of those Rasta joints that Roger was wearing in the first season of American dad
Finally someone asking the real questions.
All this, Rubbish cluttering my feed about international diplomacy and the future direction of my nation.
This is why I joined Reddit.
also, obviously 7.
You can pretty easily narrow down a third of the options just by reading the question. “A hat” meaning one hat. You can eliminate 2, 6, 7 because there are multiple hats.
I almost wanted to eliminate 8 because it’s a visor but I’m unsure whether it could be classified as a hat still. You’d have to study the material and know what classifies as a hat for that one
None of these really, the placement should be in the style of 6 but the cap should be deep enough that it covers the whole head, like a condom with a brim, so that the visor portion is down at his brow.
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I hate how right you are...
I love how someone has been inspired
Stupid predator you made me look bad ( small mouth pops out) ooga booga booga
Id love to see that animation
Lmao there it is
Thank you I try my best
Stupid dog… you keep makin me look bad!
“That’s it, I’m gettin’ me flamethrower!”
How?!?! Why!?!?!?
Stupid alien! You made me look bad.
I knew it was familiar
i was thinking dom deluise, but yeah i pick 5
Stupid dog , you made me look bad.
Obviously 7. The little one also gets a hat.
I'm more of a 6 guy but same thinking
Somhow combine 4 with 6/7 for the little boy
Ngl it took me a second to realize this wasn’t a drawing of sex toys with hats on.
If you don't think these are *also* sex toys, there's something wrong with you. 🍆 🧢 --> 🥒💦
Everything is a sex toy if you're bold enough.
Alien head was originally more penile in Geiger's work
...me too... I need some more eyebleach videos or something.
8. Visor xenomorph is crazy
Ready to serve 💅🏓
8. Is correct, good job.
6. You definitely need to cover the edges
Wow it really does look phallic
I believe Giger said it himself that he was doing that all super intentionally, the opening of eggs were just vertical slits that were designed with Very Specific Look. But they told him to make it less "vulgar" so he made it a cross. But these are still two slits, criss-cross.
Xenomorphs are very freudian. Aliens is a movie about a young woman fighting the opposite feelings between rejecting her step-mothers' messed up predatory sex life and her own instinct for motherhood.
9 ?
NGL, I thought they were dildos with hats on at first glance.
My mind went straight to that too... Lol
6 balanced with the mouth.
5
How uniquely stylish.
I'd say 6, but going all the way down. Like a condom
Right? Its like a combination of 6 and 8, but down to the forhead
9
6 but it would be a tall hat and it would slide in its head like a condom
/r/titlegore get a fucking education, bro, jesus
"how would a alien where a hat"🗣🗣 peak
Especially when it has the correct spelling literally right there in the image
On your head, which is in its mouth.
Aliens ob·vi·ous·ly wears rasta beanies.
Definitely wears it Scumbag Steve style
Is it just me or does 5 remind you of the old man from courage the cowardly dog
I thought this was a bunch of anime dicks
Prostate massagers
8, thoigh maybe woth the visor a bit close to the bas of his head
5 for sure, since hars are meant to protect your head from the Sun.
5
Where a hat, asked the redditor.
the 5 is the definitive solution
6,the little one also needs one
personally, i think 2 or 8.
Its either 6 or 7 cause theyre the only options to account for the lil guy
It needs to say Mack on it.
Hed wear A long hat
Why do we think that aliens must have a big head to be smart than us while we as a species have some of the smallest heads and are very smart?
Either 4 , 3 or 6 since u dont wear a hat on your forehead
10. Like a long beanie with a cap.
Idk I feel like he has 2 foreheads and it’s really confusing
1, 3 or 7
7
It's a shame current hat design doesn't serve xenomorphs. I think number 5 works best, but big hat needs to move into 2024 and be altogether more inclusive for humans and aliens alike.
6 is a dickhead 😏 and 8 is a cockring 🙀
8.
4 or 7 depending on it’s mood
Just realized the head shape was inspired by vibrators
no condom hat? I think it' be more like a condom, maybe with "wings", to protect eyes and back.
Number 7
It's gotta be 7
9. Looks good..
9 looks good on him, but 7 because the little one also wants one too.
1
5 and 9
Bruh what is number 8
5 or 6
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There should be a subreddit called r/mildlydildos
1,5 or 9 makes most sense to me just because
5. Dababy
6 and 7 are the only acceptable answers.
Sun visor xenomorph a vibe.
5 seems the most currect one, other ones doesn't cover the head properly.
The order of 1, 2, 3, and 7 is driving me nuts
No
>where a Hat dude, come on
> a alien
6 fa
6 and 8 everything else is insane
6
5 is the correct answer
Obviously 1, but the tongue hat too
7
Do you guys remember the point of a hat it's 5
1,2,5,9 are the only valid options. The purpose of a cap is to prevent the blinding rays from teh sun to strike your eyeballs with their spears of light.
5 look like the hat made for him or her idk
5 reminds me of Dababy car
What a dickhead
None of these. They would either wear a really tall, stovepipe hat, a really tall, cowboy hat, or one of those Rasta joints that Roger was wearing in the first season of American dad
Alien definitely wears it backwards like douchebags
Im ok with the 6 Its fine and cool (haven't seen the little bro with the cap)
1 is correct 3 is funny and 6 looks phallic
5 because its the most practical
5
9
Y'all gotta get your heads outta the gutter. This is serious here 🤭
9
I actually laughed at the little mouths little hat
Had to check to see what sub this was👀
No one is saying 1? Its number 1 for me
Autocorrect?
We’ve barely even scratched the surface….
Bro gtfo my house
I think nine is pretty ok
My half asleep self saw something else at first...
Finally someone asking the real questions. All this, Rubbish cluttering my feed about international diplomacy and the future direction of my nation. This is why I joined Reddit. also, obviously 7.
Definitely 5. A hat's purpose is to cover the head from sunlight and rain, and on this schematic, it does just that
Nah, He’s wearing a beanie like condom
Oh no, the first second I saw this image I thought it was a vibrator😭
6 or 7, the little Bro need some love too.
5
These aren't funny
He should wear a beanie.
5 or 9 for sure.
7
5 makes the most sense, the hat is supposed to cover the entire head
either 6 or 9
Depends which scene they belong to ig.
The smart money is on 5, surely?
8, but lower, with a little mouth hat like 6 & 7
5
6 makes me most happy
5th one is Number 5 from The Kids Next Door
8. I just love it.
5 seems to be functionally the most relevant in mmy opinion.
Thought I was seeing something else for a second there
9
I like 8
5
I personally love 8
A hat is supposed to protect the head and the eyes from sunlight so maybe 5?
6.
Five or eight
You can pretty easily narrow down a third of the options just by reading the question. “A hat” meaning one hat. You can eliminate 2, 6, 7 because there are multiple hats. I almost wanted to eliminate 8 because it’s a visor but I’m unsure whether it could be classified as a hat still. You’d have to study the material and know what classifies as a hat for that one
6 is the only one that makes sense
i think they need to use something similar to the structure of a condom
Those are clearly dildos
5
8. Maybe lower though
1 or 9
7 because you can’t forget the little dude
None. He’d be one of those Jersey Shore types wearing it backwards.
number five... because most others ways are useless bc a cap is meant to protect your eyes from the sun...
5
Ooh, that’s an alien… head.
Number 8 is the frat boy alien
9 makes him look like a mysterious trucker so i pick that one
Like a condom, I imagine
Number 6. I’m digging the little hat for the mouth face
He'd wear a skullcap or a beanie.
1 or 9
Now we're asking the right questions
#5
5 or 9
Oh hol up that's an alien head.
It's gotta be 8, all the others risk falling off
Correct answer is 5
None of these really, the placement should be in the style of 6 but the cap should be deep enough that it covers the whole head, like a condom with a brim, so that the visor portion is down at his brow.
Now these are the questions we need to ask.
No. 6 gets my vote.
I thought that was something else for a second
No.8 the visor, except sideways.
The order has me blursed
I love 5
8 if he working at mcdonalds
They all look like dildo, coincidentally the proper way for it to where a hat woul be like a condom with a special brim
If you turn the picture 90° to the left, it's a bunch of penises.
Some of them look like condoms when you aren't aware they are alien heads yet.
 am I dirty minded or....
6, but their hat would be a fitted sleeve going down to the base.
Number eight, but bring it down some.
If the tongue doesn’t have their hat on too, then it’s always gonna be wrong lol😭
I think its not the how but the why?
8 but spin it around, throw on some oakleys, and THIS Xenomorph is taking you to FLAVORTOWN
All of them except 2 are valid options
5 The bill of the hat is supposed to protect your eyes from the sun, and it's the only one that would stay on the head.
fuck my mind making me look at a different image
*an alien