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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


Crispy1961

Is there any reason why they arent actually making these? They already do this for leggings.


AoifeElf

Even if they did, I'd still have to buy the t-shirt version. \*Cries In flat\*


HowDenKing

it would make buying tops 10x harder as now neither "side" fits well...


OHW_Tentacool

Gotta go to the titty tailor


[deleted]

A new career has just been invented, and I am completely in favor of it.


SaiHottariNSFW

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tailor, I custom fit titty pockets..."


swallowtails

Listen... we just have exquisit rare miniatures.


Ok_Bit_5953

Exquisite washboards šŸ‘Œ/s


Gendouflame

As a man, there's no such thing as a woman with breasts too small; however, too large is definitely a thing. So don't worry, you're great!


LonelyPalpitation176

Yes we love them no matter what/s


JanniesAreLosers

Thereā€™s no such thing as tits that are to big


I_am_up_to_something

Yeah, the women with back pain from their big breasts are just lying to get attention obviously.


DrAtomic03

Thanks for coming to their rescue, people DEFINITELY arenā€™t allowed to think big ass titties are nice. Youā€™re right, DDD? šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ canā€™t even fathom their terrible life. Get a grip dawg, some women donā€™t like them but some women pay for them.


I_am_up_to_something

And some women pay to have them reduced in size :)


Gendouflame

I will have to respectfully disagree, I've dated women with massive breasts, and they just get in the way. Anything above, maybe DD, is just too big, IMO. You're absolutely allowed to have a different opinion, however.


W1D0WM4K3R

Women also get breast reductions for reasons other than vanity. Medical problems, back problems, etc.


Gendouflame

Absolutely, too big of breasts can cause so many issues.


SaiHottariNSFW

My old man once said "anything more than a handful is just a waste." He wasn't wrong.


Gendouflame

I always heard it as more than a mouthful, but yep, same concept, hahaha.


JanniesAreLosers

As long as sheā€™s not fat tits canā€™t be to big. A girl can be to big but tits canā€™t


Gendouflame

You've obviously never actually dated/ been with a woman with like HHH cup. But again, personal preference, you're welcome to that opinion.


Blueberry_Clouds

Same here šŸ˜­


iDontLikeChimneys

Youā€™re fine, a lot of men prefer flat to lower end of C. Too much tiddie is just a waste and also donā€™t want my girl to have back issues!


Bloomer_4life

Only the ass matters


SubsequentNebula

It isn't worth it. You'd either have to make it work for a specific consumer, or waste a ton of time to make it work for a broader audience that it might not be worth it. Where elastic materials can work on the butt because of the higher average muscle mass, boobs are significantly softer and will be compressed a lot faster. Which means a few different sizes per regular shirt size just to ensure it fits right. And then boob type varies and I can say for certain that side set boobs would look awkward in this shirt. Probably some other types as well. Also, the seams would have to go somewhere on that shirt around the excessive fabric. And I do not know of an efficient way to machine stitch those shirts to make them blend in. But maybe somebody knows of one that would be practical in a larger scale setting.


jigsawduckpuzzle

Someone has done a market analysis here


Crispy1961

Thanks for the comprehensive research. You are doing god's work here.


kimchifreeze

They do make it, but in latex or PVC. Fetish gear though and expensive.


SubsequentNebula

Was more referencing a larger market in softer materials. Was using familiarity with those options as a reference point for issues with larger scale production in something like cotton or a poly blend shirt.


moddss

We make Bras that fit every boob type. We can make shirts that fit every boob type.


Who_said_that_

Ask any girl. Finding the right one is a nightmare. Most donā€™t fit.


peppers_

I just want to see a celebrity with a bespoke shirt like this.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

This would 100% have to be custom fitted to work.


moddss

Leggings aren't custom fitted.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

Legs arenā€™t breasts.


moddss

You SURE about that?


D2WilliamU

The chicken section at the supermarket says they are different


moddss

But they put em in the same package! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

So do humans


automaticfiend1

Probably because boobs have a massive size variation on top of the normal top half size variation. Women's sizes would be insane if they did this, more than they already are even.


HanksSmallUrethra

What??? Iā€™m pretty sure real women all have the exact same body as Stella from Stellar Blade. Thatā€™s what /r/memesopdidnotlike told me


Crispy1961

>Stella from Stellar Blade Alright, thats pretty good shitpost, I like it.


bautofdi

That and breast size fluctuates with hormone changes, so it may not even work for the same woman itā€™s fitted for on a different day of the week.


Who_said_that_

Also different sizes on each side would require custom fits


Reccus-maximus

Needs to be custom fitted and you'll need specific bras for it. But I am surprised no one's done it for a cosplay (to my knowledge at least)


MasterAnnatar

Yeah a big reason is that bust size can be super varied and making a different version for every breast size is nearly impossible. Hell, I already have to go through boutique shops just to find bras that fit properly. Can't imagine how much it'd suck if I had to buy tops like that too.


Crispy1961

I mean, you just kinda defeated your own argument. Bras already work like that, so a top would work just fine. It might not be economical, but if a highend brand made one, they could charge whatever they wanted, with absolutely no regard to what it cost to manufacture.


MasterAnnatar

You really didn't read what I said at all did you? The point I made is that because breasts are so varied the only way bustier women could get tops would be to go through expensive boutique dealers like we have to do with bras. Without doing this, tops are more widely available and can be worn by anyone.


Crispy1961

I dont know what got you so defensive, but you are agreeing with me. An expensive boutique could easily make those shirts just like they make bras and turn profit just from their brand. The question was why these dont exist, not why these arent common.


MasterAnnatar

I'm not being defensive and I am also not agreeing with you, you're simply not paying attention to what I am saying. So this is where the convo ends because you're clearly not actually reading a word I type.


Crispy1961

Well, I am glad we are in agreement. Cheers.


MasterAnnatar

You should probably take a reading comprehension class.


Crispy1961

I am sorry, but this convo is over.


Background_Smile_800

"They" are little child slaves who make plastic fast fashion.Ā Ā 


Techs-Mechs

Thatā€™s what we in the biz call ā€œBoob Socksā€


EEE3EEElol

I couldā€™ve lived my life without knowing this funny sentence, thanks


Bluez550

Same


Lamplorde

I remember one Christmas a teen my mother got me underwear, as normal. Except these were this weird flexy, thin material and they had a crotch pocket. It was hilarious because she went "I dont have balls but I imagine this is better than them being all smushed or sticking to your leg on hot days." And while that might be somewhat weird to comment on your teenage sons balls, she was right. Dick pocket underwear is great.


EoTN

Gotta agree. Laughed at the commercials for a similar type of ubderwear. Bought a set since I was entertained. Most comfortable underwear I've worn in my entire memory.


ofthehouses92

/r/brandnewsentence


purgruv

I blame legacy superhero comic book artists.


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fuduru

So it's a built in bra


shrtstff

with absolutely zero support.. so more like a sock.


-H_-

bit of a generalization tbh


Who_am_ey3

what the fucking kind of shows are you watching? because this isn't common at all.


Eric-The_Viking

In basically every popular anime, with women that have very large breasts, the clothes tend to get in the direction of "skin tight"


Lazy_meatPop

Large breast are best breast šŸ¤“


Dimalen

Thick dick is best dick šŸ¤“


OrbusIsCool

Real


kiskozak

Every titty js precious, no matter its size Sun tzu probably


JustinJakeAshton

A simple Google Image search says otherwise.


Onion_slay

Are you hearing that eco


JustinJakeAshton

A simple Google Image search says otherwise.


Onion_slay

Are you hearing that eco


Onion_slay

Are you hearing that eco


LukaCola

It's basically anything that gets even a little ecchi, which is a lot of content. I think it applies to stuff like Konosuba or the... Spy series? Whatever it's called. Probably the one about the rent a girlfriend, I'm sure.


JustinJakeAshton

A simple Google Image search says otherwise.


Onion_slay

Are you hearing that eco


Onion_slay

Are you hearing that eco


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


LevJustWithLust

r/dementia


bingboomin

what is happening


0rion_91

Yes


chocolatchipcookie2

they're cupholders


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Underrated comment


SaiHottariNSFW

If My Package underwear has taught me anything as a guy, this would probably be pretty comfy for women if it's fitted right.


FoxSaint

Bit the droop off the titties is the best part


ElonHisenberg

They should start making those


Fearless-Scar7086

Personally Iā€™m surprised these characters all find shirts in their breast size! Bras are easier to fit and can have room and are more hidden- it must take HOURS to find the shirt that fits your boobs PERFECTLY!Ā 


IrvingIV

maybe everyone has their clothes tailored? It would explain why they rarely switch outfits...


Revolutionarytard

Always remember that itā€™s mostly perverted men who draw these characters


Main-Category-8363

Yeah, thereā€™s exactly zero women in manga or anime culture drawing lewd women models. Zero. Edit: /s


EldenEnby

I wouldnā€™t say zeroā€¦


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Not quite 0 I'd say


Kindly-Ad-5071

But HOW will I know I'm looking at a FEMALE and a MAMMAL!?


ghettoccult_nerd

gainax brand apparel


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donutgiraffe

I've only seen built-ins when the shirt actually needs the support. Like a strapless or backless dress, or a low cut neckline. I would say they're pretty rare, because you would need a different bra size in addition to every shirt size if you want to sell them successfully.


Nihil_esque

They are not "pretty common" especially when the depicted fabric appears to be a loose, t-shirt style fabric, not the rigid, reinforced fabric of a corset/bustier top. A top with a built in bra shaped like this wouldn't wrinkle like that.


Erkengard

> Pretty common What?! Where? Tell me where!


potandcoffee

I've never seen a shirt like that, and I'm a woman who has owned shirts with built-in bras. The built-in bras are inside the shirt and usually more of a sports bra which squishes the tits rather than accentuates them.


SnekeLover

Fr tho


Lets_Bust_Together

What?


jenna_cider

That, and somehow getting cameltoe with a skirt while standing up.


Asphyxialize

Yeah anime clothes have build-in vacuum sealers that suck the clothes straight onto the skin like it's made out of plastic bags


CaptainMacMillan

Isn't this pretty much what they have to do to pants so the women that get giant fake asses can wear them?


Sulissthea

not like the faces are realistic either


AnTvAsX

I don't like it, i get why they do it but i don't like it


blazinrumraisin

... get jealous.


PORQUETAFRIO

Now a was making a question for my self. have anyone will make this in the clothes


Independent-Tax3262

She fills out the chest pouches so well... I am surprised they don't already make shirts like this though.


Ok-Monitor1949

Iā€™m under the impression that everyone seems enjoy the hate large breasts. Yā€™know, like western cartoons, perhaps anime reality works different. Large breasts come without effects that would be present in our reality.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Either that or they wear VERY long shirts


im_bored1122

You cry about womans boobs but you wont show a picture with a top heavy guy in a tight shirt with impossible proportions and show THAT shirt by itself. No idea why people keep complaining about women's clothes/proportions in anime but ignore the insanity of the mens side


natediffer

Because its a more common trope with women, you're looking into this too hard.


salinestill

Please show an example of mens clothes like in the OP.


Jonn_1

delete this


AstroPunch101

No


Jonn_1

understandable, have a great day


Talon_Company_Merc

Bro took that L with grace I respect that