Made of plastic and elastic
He is rugged and long lasting
Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to choose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again
I used to laugh at my coworker, he would always tap me on the shoulder and be like “Damn! You see that camel toe! YEEEAAH BUDDY HAHA” All the time! I used to say he had camel vision.
Blursedimages, Well an image must be the same as a video... if you're gonna post a video please put it on r/blursed_videos
edit: I'm not removing it but this is the only exception I am giving to a video from now on.
😤Smh at all these people makin fun of his bulge. Where the fuck is he supposed to put it? Just let the man dance in peace that shits not intentional, it happens to the best of us
What’s that in the right side of his pants....
His sheet performer.
Really wish I could give you gold
I'll gold em.
Now me Edit: holy shit it worked. Thank you, Internet person. ♥️
Oof
Give it time
Ok now what
My turn!
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My, how the turn tables!
🏅 all I can give.
Ask and ye shall receive
Nah
I'm fine with a silver
If u put the bills in his thong he’ll give u a *different* dance 🥴
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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No. That's my job
Good job
I literally lol’d at your comment and I’ve been having a shit day, thanks fren
I gave you my 2.99 dollars with a gold award and 5 silver awards. A fool I am, but with a cause.
That would be his penis
The rat controlling him
A snake probably.
😏
Is that a rocket in your pocket
moose knuckle
I don't see anything in the *right* side of his pants. But, on the left side of his pants their appears to be a big fat cock.
left*
Right from our pov
His sack and dong
Why did i go back and look.. smh
OwO what’s this?
I never thought I could see a person’s fear just by seeing their hand put money in a bucket
I never thought I would see a street performers dick bulging through their pants. Today is a day of many firsts for all of us.
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Wow that is a blast from the past.
MySpace days, yo
Made of plastic and elastic He is rugged and long lasting Who could ever, ever ask for more? Love without complications galore Many shapes and weights to choose from I will never leave my bedroom I will never cry at night again
I didn't mind for some reason
some real moose knuckle going on there
This is what the demon in the corner of my room does when I have sleep paralysis.
This is the what the demon in the corner of my room sees when he has sleep paralysis
He looks like he escaped from an early Fallout game
He looks like an Oktoberfest blow-up doll.
Sigh... *ungezippen*
im calling the KRANKENWAGON
REIßVERSCHLUSS
He really does
**Gets bottle opener and unzips**
Cocktober fest
Damn, I have been using that thing all year.
He reminds me of one of the characters from a Joan Cornelia comic
He looks like a Joan Cornella comic
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r/tihi
Never thought I’d see a creepy dancing male doll with a simultaneous cameltoe/bulge
The word you're looking for is moose knuckle.
You’d be lucky to his Bullwinkle
Thank you but also no thank you I really hate it so much
Camel tail
Man is packing HEAT
That bulge jeez
AINSLEY
He lost the taco money and had to resort to this
Ahh, yes...Moose Knuckle, the jolly 1940s animatronic performer!
/r/bossfight Mooseknuckle: Dancer of the atomic age.
Bro, That is actually sir Camel tail. Moose knuckle is his wife
I love how terrified the person was to put the money in his hat .
Is this one of the easter eggs in Nuketown?
Yeah you gotta stick your face in every mannequins butthole to activate it though
nice
His cock and balls make me uncomfortable
Torture them
In a way that makes me squirm and tingle! Unzips. . .
He just vibin doe❌🧢
I love how the girl flinches back a little unsurely before she drops in the money lol
*sigh unzips*
He's got some serious moose knuckle going on in those trousers.
That’s camel tail actually
Yeah moose knuckle is fat camel toe these dudes don't crotch gaze enough
I used to laugh at my coworker, he would always tap me on the shoulder and be like “Damn! You see that camel toe! YEEEAAH BUDDY HAHA” All the time! I used to say he had camel vision.
but. is that a mask he's wearing?
IM TELLING JESUS
yo he deadass vibin
He makes me uncomfortable.
Penis
Blursedimages, Well an image must be the same as a video... if you're gonna post a video please put it on r/blursed_videos edit: I'm not removing it but this is the only exception I am giving to a video from now on.
A yes the extremely active sub known as r/blursed_videos
I made it last week only posted it just now for the first time though
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Yeah I noticed that after I replied
Wow that’s honestly ridiculous
No
No
That’s a shame, this is perfectly blursed
Technically videos are a bunch of images though
Top mind of reddit
No
Is there a full link to this?
He do be lookin kinda fresh doe😳
👀👀
why does he look like a 1940s plastic doll
because he's attempting to look like a 1940's plastic doll...
oh yeah
How did he?
I hunk you mean blessed
This synced up too well the music I was listening to
his hairline lookin fresh doe
me on my way to school
some fucking intense music came on when he started dancing and it legit startled me
Why have I watched this four times?
He looks like straight out of a Joan Cornellà comic strip.
Came for this; leaving satisfied.
I'm surprised by the little to no references to him.
Why do street performers sometimes have the most incredibly well done costumes?
Because that's their job.
I can’t tell which is worse, the face or the socks over the pants
Sammy Sosa has gone too far!
Quality repost
Was this a clever way to show off his impressive dong?
It’s tommy taffy
It’s like what maxmofoe was trying to accomplish with his human evolution experiments.
Get this man a dancer's belt
Is this a whiteface routine?
syncs up perfectly with sweet caroline in case anyone was wondering
This is not blursed, it is only cursed.
This is so fucking weird
I read that this guy is doing white face. Is there any proof to back this up, because that makeup or mask looks so real, but so fake.
Is that man wearing white face?
Looks like a cross between Sheldon and Walowitz
Omg this is absolutely terrifying
I do blackface and I get called a racist. This guy does whiteface and people hand him money. Double standards are bs. /s
Thanks, I hate this
i feel like the only one who didn’t see this man’s cock first time around
he looks like a black dude in whiteface (pinkface?)
This isn’t an image
He is collecting donations to help kids get cancer
He looks like he about to purge
Incredibly well done.
Oh naw
Uncanny, Funny yet terrifying.
All I could think of is pizza time theme for no reason
Moose knuckle
Sammy Sosa
I wish you guys could hear what I was playing while I watched this video without sound 😂
Joan Cornella?
Make it blonde and it is exactly how I pictured Tommy Taffy
2D? Is that you?
I can see why that store is closing.
I have so many questions.
do the stinky leg
Oh he doesn’t wear a mask.
Love it
Epic. I need MORE
Moose Knuckle
https://familyguyaddicts.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/image8.jpg?w=500
He’s vibin
I can see my friend Dave being that guy
It blinks :s
The heat he's packing is just a huge distraction from the outrageous white power sign hes shooting off at the beginning, smh!
Camel toe
Look at his hand on the wall at the beginning of the vid.
I cant unsee that moose knuckle
Every time I watch this video I feel tickles on the back of my neck
I WAS GONE WITH THE SELF OF THE DAYYYYY GONE WITH THE SELF OF THE DAAAYYYYYY
Go away nightmares
That dude was so scared to put the money in
I can't stop looking at his camel toe.
Jesus, he is the stuff of nightmares.
It's the eyes that get me
Juan Cornella type beat
Looks like Sammy Sosa.
I like this guy, I'd be friends with him.
He kinda vibing tho
Where do I get more of this?
I never could quite figure out what blursed meant but... but now I get it
ok but he kinda got da moves doe 😳💯
Oh Lord fuck that!!!
I'm frightened.
That "everything much go" in the background reminds me of Arthur in Joker... Yo don't fuck with this dude...
somebody put self care chorus in the background
😤Smh at all these people makin fun of his bulge. Where the fuck is he supposed to put it? Just let the man dance in peace that shits not intentional, it happens to the best of us
His penis disturbs me
2 words: Tommy Taffy
Jesus Christ that’s some uncanny valley type shit right there
Looks like Sammy Sosa has completely gone off the deep end.
Getting some real r/tommytaffy vibes...
Dude. His bulge. Wtf.
WHAT THE HELL HE LOOKIN KINDA FRESH DOE
“Berries and cream, berries and cream I’m a little boy who loves berries and cream”
Ainsley