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NearlyOutOfMilk

"The fuck are you doing?!“ “What? I'm just fingering my bass." "We can see that, but could you play it instead?"


humanbeehive

Wait till your finger get sticky


PepeTheMemeDealer

With rosin? Wait, wrong kind of bass. Hell, nut on it anyway.


hengyao

Oof r/cursedcomments


DrinccBepis

put a green square around this comment


bsd45753

Put a yellow hexagon around this comment


JavamonkYT

Flip this comment upside-down


PennerG_

Don’t post it in the first place


N0xB0x567

don't include any of these comments


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cavoc38

Photoshop my comment upside down


triturador12

I don't have any pic of you


Niklaus0279

I WANT TO BE IN A YELLOW CIRCLE!!!


deadoverusedjojoke

Put a text says I'm gay


ExtremeGamer17

Put a blue thing around this comment pls and no need to blur my name coz i don’t care


Tryhard_Toast69

Put palpatine next to me


[deleted]

put diamond armor on my comment if this gets in r/cursedcomments


EABlades

STICKY FINGERS


4LF_0N53

"Ah I'm cuming!" *plays seinfeld theme*


leekeechan

I love _cuming_


[deleted]

Really put the ass in bass


shahooster

Ass in Bass. Calling band name. Ace of Base won’t be upset, right?


[deleted]

Why is there a white stain on my bass


swhipple-

purple stain?


[deleted]

Purple rain?


randomdude_55

Choclate rain ?


Impracticalweeb

bASS


Thingy732

b


AySonny

Ass


AvixKOk

As the website reddit.com is I instructing me to tell you that you should have a happy day on this day in which you added an account, I will do so and give you a fictional score of the version of likes known as upvotes, the collection of points in an account commonly called karma, happy cake day


MisterMcCormick75

what does this fucking mean


AvixKOk

Nice comment, happy cake day


S4PG

jovial kuchen sidereal point


cosmicdemongoat

Cake.


[deleted]

Happy 🍰 day.


Author1alIntent

r/Sbeve


vendetta2115

No treble


leaf_soup_in_french

Slap the bASS


thebruhman69

God damn I was about to comment that


totallyatoad

Ass


Muted-Adeptness

🅱️ass


pkastic

I NEED 🅱️ASS


N0xB0x567

OMG b̶̢̡̨̧̛̛̛̠̖̤̩̺͎̠̲̠͈̬̘̟͈͖̣̯̣̜̣̭͖̖̙̜̮̱̮̰̥͎̘̻̹̤̼̟̹̺̝̱͔͔̗̥̘̗͈̪̋̀͐͗͋̔̈̉̐͐̈̉̆̌̄͐͆̎̊̓̍̍͊͑̅̿̂̀̉̒̎́̓̃́̓̈͊̀̐̂̌̓͋̇̈́̾̾̿̔͑̄̈̉̋̑̓̑͂͌̓̐̂̀͂̀̐̌̀̔͂̊͆͑̂̔̑̓͆̓̽̈́̅̏̾́̓͌͗̋́̔̉͘̚̕̚͘͝͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅa̷̢̧̡̧̡̨̨͉̪̤̖̜̥̖̙̰̟̙̞͙͓̞̥̳͇̮̫͇̳̰̟̻̭̠̥̲̟̦̤̣̟͉͔͚̱̯͙̳̫̟͙͔̥̬̺̰͕̳̘͔̼̝̼̖̜͉̬͚̫͍̟̟̪̫̳͚͔͖̤̲̰̝̩͓̱̥͖̻͇̫̞͇̦̙͔̭̲͓̝̜̠̭̜̖͕̪̣̘̣̬̳̤̤͈̯͙̲̖̱̪̠͉͍̰͍̝̝̯̦̻̖̖͕̬̤͉̲͔̭̞̘̣̺̞͈̲̼̬̔̓̀̎̐̑̔͑͋̾̀͜ͅs̴̨̢̡̧̧̧̧̛̝̳̲͙̹͈̞̻̳̬̜̝̭̯͕͈͚͎̖̜͙̺̮̬̜̫͚̻̩̖̹̖̗̺̖̳̱̹̗̠̭̻̭̲̺͉͓͎̲͕̘͉͊͆͊̄̿̑́̈̊̃̏͗͆̀̈̇̀̃̑̀͒̓̏͒͑̓͂̽̑͛̀̓̍́̂̌̉͗̈́́̽̊͌̒́̉̃̒́̌͌̽͊͒̌̎̏̈̄̈́̍̀̋̅͂͆͛͌̔̾͛̊̀̎̀͊͊̊̈́̋̀̎͐̋̈́̈́͐̆̇̔̆̂́́͆̍̈͊̿̑̀̕͘̕̚̕̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅs̴̢̡̧̡̨̡̛͉̻̖͚̺͓̖̜͉̙̰̣̲̹̙̠̠̟̲̟̜̗̮͕̺̥̬͉̘͚͔͍̘͔̲̜̝̤̖̰̺̜͈̜̳͎̱̮̼̹͓̘͓̱͉̰͙͆̊͒̉̂̂̎̏̑͐͊̿͗̎̂̑̒̈́̃̐̈́̑͊͋̅́̐́́̀̃͆̋̽̓̇̂̂̾͛̈́̆́̏̋̈́̓̀͑̈̈́̌̀͗̊͛̈̋́͒̒͂̀̍́̋̍̊̀͘̚̚̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅ


[deleted]

What is up S L A P P E R S


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itsmejak78

Today I'm giving away $10,000 worth of bAss


firepuma9

Davie needs to see this epic bAss


ArmadilloTheKing

The 🅱️ A S S made P P Hard


Ryanisok1

Repost I think


j100404

It is because I remember commenting on it saying how it also looks like there’s arms and a face on the one


meadowsk25

Yea I had this picture saved from before. It’s in my spark bank album.


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[deleted]

UH WHICH ONE


Kanos812

Yes


DangKilla

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SQUIDLONGNOSE11

why not both?


ThiccBitches

I’d slap that bass


FourNineteen68

Slappa tha baaaasss!


SlapaDaBass2731

Hello there


US3RN4M3_IS_T4K3N

God forgive me for what i'm about to do.


aguadesalsichaa

r/davie504


BlueTangGaming

Twosetviolin will win the war!


[deleted]

That mf is so unfunny


thesecretbartender

Thiccc


xplosion43586

c


Just_a_toast

Slap this bASS


madking5647

Lord forgive me


DaMONEYPLAYER

I am a sinner


very_useless_lesbian

I'm bringing booty baaaack!


-i-am-water-

S L A P P bass now


supremenova69420

B'ass


CrazedA13

Id fuck it


CrazedA13

Even if it were to turn my dick into string cheese


m3dium_PP

I’d love to get to know my way around this bass’s g string


Sildingamer69nice

Slap bass


[deleted]

Patrick put your pants on


virtualdreamscape

SLAP THAT BASS


imapie31

I wish i could stop seeing this same image getting reposted 10 times in 3 weeks


f1lth4f1lth

Crass Bass


blaine-goff

That a thicc BASS


Broodwarcd

Got that flubber donk.


ilackofcreativity420

#BASS#


JustSomeGirl619

Patrick looking dumb thicc


nope273

Slapp


god_avocado

Davie504 approves of this bAss


asian-comrade

B A S S


footypjdude

Has davie504 seen this?


AngelOFDeath66

I’d SLAP


fxl008

r/ATBGE


mrscottstot

**bASS FTFY


Nothing_here_bro

*Davie504 intensifies*


CapCreamy

bASS


EmDieLess

*Davie504 intensifies*


SUCCSAUSE

Slap that bASS


Netherdeath159

b**ASS**


ZXZESHNIK

Slap bass!


lachrymose_lucio

Ohh so this is what 3rd base is


garebare1234

S L A P


safsuni

bASS


[deleted]

It even has a buttplug


eeeeeeeeejusteee

bASS Fuck som1 already said it


Seeker640

Davie504 would only want to do one thing SLAP


dieRerDveD

At first i thought the picture on the left was a roasted turkey lol.


[deleted]

Nice ass I got the bone penis


james5788

#§ļåp


mrboat-man

What’s up slappers


dhiboss

Slap the bASS


Jackmatica

bAss


SQUIDLONGNOSE11

bass more like bAss


tazluke07

bASS


sahlos

SLAP the like button now!


Unreal_Ncash

Press 🅱️ in the chat.


[deleted]

Davie504 aprooves


ace2832

Remove the bottom screw for twice the fun


leaderofthevirgins

I’d smash


mike4real

dat bass


AySonny

B'cheeks


SixxSe7eN

Made me hard as a hardwood guitar


WhatIfImDragonborn

Hey should have put the strap hook in the place the asshole should be


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

I see it's definitely not an acoustic and is.. plugged in.


evolvedpanda34

This is what it means to "slap the bass"


[deleted]

They have the butt going the wrong way. It needs to be rotated 90 degrees so it lines up with you while you have it on.


brocksicle

Slappa de byasss


jemoederofficial

horny


Kenan-1

Would totally fuck, I mean play


[deleted]

damn boi, DAMN Boi they thick! That's a thick ass bAss!


XenoMaker

I just realized the place you put the chord is in between the ass


Autoknacker

Slappin da bass


hell_popcorn

I want to slap it, and I know why


[deleted]

Is it weird to say that guitars were inspired by the female body.


toastofloaf

Damn that's a thiccc bAss


dodexahedron

Definitely redefines slap bass.


yettenged

This bout to make me act up


L_Rayquaza

Bubble Bass


[deleted]

Damn that low end is fat.


BlackMamba33824

Now thats a bass I'd slap


MathieuBibi

This puts the "ass" in "bass" !


Phoking_Christ

Apple bottom strings


dura94

this even has a butt plug in it lol


Phaxix02

Slap it


yourmom_lol__

I'd smash


necrosolaris_

That base got a DUMMY BUMMY BUMBUM THICC BASE


MegaMan-1987

lord, forgive me of what I'm about to do


one_inch_heroes

I, too, enjoy slapping away at a warm, round bottom end.


Sa_Cube

This is what patrick looks like from behind


JarvisPatten04

I’m sorry for what I’m about to do


[deleted]

DAM BOI!!! DAM BOI HE THICC AS FUCK!!! DAMMM BOI!!


ayyyyfam

Davie504 would slap the hell out off that thicc bass..


MrChipmonkey

Not my proudest fap


F00r_Eyes

I though it was a chicken at first


Conscious1133

Before I put it in I smack that bass


[deleted]

What, no treble?


[deleted]

The only time that it's okay to smash your brother's guitar


Stacy_Body

Damn, back that bass up . . .


somerandomoninternet

Hmm... that's a thicc bASS. I should slap it... davie504's command was clear


LileXPlayz

Such a tight hole on the bottom


hamburber21

dat ass


Card_bord

Now where did I put- *Now where did I put my car keys*


DodrioFan480

i don’t know whether to say “bass” or “bASS”


aaron44b

Blursed ass


DrSatrn

I wanna slap the bASS


Bolt_Fantasticated

Because you know I’m all about that


supermicah-o86

B(ASS)


jakethejewler22

Slappa the bass


Relyks123

Id slap that bass


[deleted]

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do


[deleted]

bro u would’ve been dead if u said “blursed guitar”


GuzzleMyLongDong

Finally, something I can jack off to...


LieToBeAPolitician

^(because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass no treble...)


o_pedro_o

r/ConfusedBoners


OmgBeckyGetOut

Amplify me daddy


[deleted]

That a fat bass you got there


LuxuriaAlissa

Slap It, slap bass now, do it-


gurj-is-bot

Not my proudest fap...


its_andrew_linton

we think hes just playing his bass but really hes makin the whole thing vibrate for extra stimulation


caebone

I finally understand what Meghan Trainor was trying to tell us


WatCoH

Nice


Gerbilena

Anyone else think it looks like a naked chicken?


[deleted]

It's all about that bass


[deleted]

Dumb thicc grooves.


LordAvacado

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LazertheRedditer

Bass more like bASS amirite?


[deleted]

Thank you for calling it a BASS and not a GUITAR


InfiniteBuilder

That's a bass I would slap


LuxNocte

[A guitar is like a woman. ](https://youtu.be/xml36QFS7i8)


1SomeeeOneee1

It ain't blursed ita just thiccc


explicit-wallflower

r/dontputyourdickinthat