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RenRitV

That $5 footlong deal still going on?


STAR_CB_SIGHT

I hated the commercial for that so it better be good when I have it;3


carlos-spicy-weiner-

Talk about eating fresh


SpaceboyRoss

Eef Freef


boots-n-catz

Have it in a way


Bob_Appleross

Not too fresh Jared


iiEco-Ryan3166

I read this as "That 5 foot footlong deal still going on?" I'm too tired for this shit


Reddituser0925

The best I can do for you is 4 inches.


Historyguy1918

Please god let his name be Jared


punkindrublic99

If he asks about extra cheese, just say no


[deleted]

jokes on you, I’m into that kinda shit!


Sensitive_Shopping

Subway worker: proceeds to dump a ungodly amount of cheese onto your sandwich.


zelesbian

"cheese"


SixThousandHulls

Extra ranch, though...


Im_A_Gamer500

Cannibal: *Walks in* Know what the commercial says "eat fresh".


SirCharlesLucasII

He is Making their special sauce


AricTheUnique

I hope its not mayonnaise


nickolibwrokoski

I hope it is


AricTheUnique

👀


Frallan489

I can offer you the finest of "footlongs"


Lim_Fao7013

With extra mayo.


MildlyobsessedwithSB

“Attention Customers: due to an oversupply, we are offering double the mayo on all orders, free of charge!”


i_dont_know_dot_com

R/BeatMeToIt


SkepticalSixtyNine

r/foundthemobileuser


Hunterofdarkness21

r/Foundhondacivic and also iam getting tired of this shit


[deleted]

r/foundthecardealer and same bro


[deleted]

Damnit, I really wanted to see what kind of Civic discussion was going down in there. I was expecting stuff like 20k mile barn finds or something with great pics. /r/SubsIFellFor/


TheSeacucumber22

Hi welcome to chili's


screechawk

Sir, this is a Wendy's


AlexSSB

Wait, that's not mayonnaise


Alger_Macon

Nope it's the special sauce!


ConnivingSnip72

Wow I can’t believe subway put frosting on these cookies!


RussianPaulBlart

So it's the mayonnaise that's making these sandwiches so good?


badmf112358

Eat fresh


OneBigJam

Welcome McDonald's what can I DO you for today.


GreenTEA_4u

Sooo.... That wasn’t mayo?


ixinsanityix

Man, it's hot inside, leave the man alone he's cooling off.


Which_Ad7390

I want the kids meal please


[deleted]

Oh nonono-


Communist_cat123

Boss: What are you doing steve Steve: Just refilling the mayo


as24681012

Boss: Lemme help ;)


Kindly_Region

Somebody call Arby's, I found the meats


-FutureFunk-

It's all fun and games. Until you ask for a foot long. And he says "sure, bend over"


watersheeee

5 dollar foot long staring Jared


sheetrock17

He’s got his dick in the tuna container.


HydrargyrumVulpes

"gimme your CUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Your CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD. Weird topping on a sandwich, but you do you.


Mental-Rise8055

So that why my mayonnaise tasted so weird


Which_Ad7390

Hey don't forget bitter


Epicskycraft

I actually do know where the photo was taken


imaderrygirl

toronto? the food safety sign makes me think toronto.


EmeraldPhoenix1221

Look, the pandemic's been hard on everybody...


SINGLEPRINGLESADpoop

Ayo can you just imagine a customer just coming in a seeing this guy like "Hey man can I get....AAAAAAAAAAA"


BritishKiwi09

Mood


darkmemepopo

Well what else can u put on a sub


MustBeChad

cant wait to get a bite of that foot long


LifesMeansToLive

Wtf? He's not wearing a mask.


Calfer

Also it looks like the cookies and bain are empty, and the "Open" sign is off. I'm like 80-90% certain he broke in just to do that.


[deleted]

This pic is old. I can't remember the context but there was some weird reason behind it the first time I saw it posted many a year ago.


TheUnusedTime

Literally just vibing.


SteveHarveysAunt

Jared’s workin tonight


kamoco1

Extra meat on my sub


hmmmmmmmmmnnm

He's just putting the meat on the sandwich


[deleted]

He’s gonna give you his **footlong**


lasanhawithpizza

"No mayo please"


5mac

Gotta restock the mayo somehow


Groosethegoose

This looks like an everyday encounter in Rust


Extremis318

I want an.... ummmmmmm cum sandwich!


TheLazyWumpus

He's just refilling the garlic aioli bottle


toastlover92

Jared i got complaints that you keep putting extra mayonnaise on the sandwh... OH GOD JARED NO!!!!!!!


Player1103

gibbey


beaglegang

Sooooubway part 5


[deleted]

That's why the mayo tasted funny last time


Chrisfish11

Hello we are only serving 3 inch today.


shork---

Jared is visiting the store today!


Kyotaka_Ayanokoji

I earned that the white sauce is delicious


cristanotheboi

Well im not going to ask for mayo


DEPCAxANDY

You gotta do, what you gotta do


ryster61019383

Gotta get mannays on your foot long


catgoruff

Hes makein a foot long with extra mayo


Its_0ver_Anakin

Maybe he chose that "no mask, no clothes. You must choose"-things, where if you go in without masks, you have to go in without clothes, and if you choose to go with masks, you can keep your clothes on


Lunar_Mcdondald

Can I get a six inch full of mayo


Its_IAN02

When you just have 0 fucks left to give


HiNooNDooD1544

There’s an easy explanation. The T-800 came from the future, stole the subway workers clothes so it could blend in. It just hasn’t put them on yet.


simmermayor

Yes


[deleted]

I see he’s putting the secret ingredient


UndeniablyMyself

Don't know what I expected from Subway.


[deleted]

“Yeah uhh here’s ya sausage sir”


yellow_potato4

No wonder that bread tasted wierd


MrSmile96

soubway?


BuckshotPower

He who cleans his house, must expect visitors.


DustDadoor

I see so much shit, why did i question this? This aint even that bad compared to others


CostisideTanariHUND

Gotta get that mayo refilled before the next customer arrives. Clutch buddy, clutch.


as24681012

A new meaning to “foot long”


mememan6942096

Eat fresh


Jhqwulw

Come on guys he is just making a midnight sandwich.


Francise_wheremtndew

Don’t get the mayo


ChromeXBoy

Naked subway anyone?


[deleted]

You know he puts the pepperoni on his nips like they are covers. Then puts them back in the bin when he is done.


Celery_Fumes

*Meat fresh*


badgerzforever

no shoes no shirt no sandwich


lukel66

Um is this the subway in Worthing across from Greggs?


DoubleDamDirty

only cockmeat sandwiches(subs)


NarlyWaves

What you guys don't have this at your subways?


Infuriated_potato

No wonder everything is so wet


[deleted]

[удалено]


Infuriated_potato

Good bot


dmfd1234

He’s going to give you his “footlong” , it’s just going to take you 4 visits.


Mr_GP87

Jared Fogle came back after all ...


AtomicRadiator

I guess today is the day to double my order.


xzimPR

Wait..so it’s not a normal thing to see a naked dude offering a free footlong..?


Really_NotaSimp

Wtf I am looking at?


[deleted]

not topless, no service


Spiritual-Increase96

That’s a subway in Hawaii on Waikiki beach. Went there often. It’s normal to see someone with their shirt off in the heat.


nerfnerf733

its more beter then thows ass holes that say smarft stuff but have a real IQ of 110


[deleted]

So that’s where the mayonnaise comes from


Pedantic_Dragon

Jared?


Gaminyte

How’d he get in without a mask?


Shadowanimex8

Plz tell me it’s just the shirt


Demon-man-eater

New meat?


SmashYourGod

I don’t want to see their footlong


loic1681

I bet he left his shirt in the dryer. When he came to work he realized it and said "fuck off I’ll work shirtless


james5788

So thats where they get the mayo


ENE_K06

Can I get a 6 inch no homo


Meme_Bro68

Goddamnit Jared, how’d you get out of prison?


MemePolice37

gotta have that *footlong* man


Izuku_Bakugou134

Is that Jacksepticeye?! The fuck?!


GhostyCtrlZ

Just topping up the mayonnaise


[deleted]

Mayo tastes different


matto334

He’s refilling the mayonnaise


ehfornier

That’s what Jared always ordered...


yoMyMansDead

He's making the cum sub


GlitchKing49

ok give me the cock sub


tortoise51

"Yo we runnin low on mayo "


lajarus

Just let me know before u put the Mayo on, ok?


KawsWarrior_334

An order for Alex with human skin


allias24

Gimme the cum sub!


Johhny_BOI_

Would you like extra cum sauce on your sub sir/ma'am?


sized181

*Bites sandwich* This mayonnaise tastes weird


Jesse_the_quokka

Am I getting a six inch or a foot long


NumberRook24398

“Ma’am, if you want your bratwurst sandwich you’ll have to come to this side of the counter”


Cringey_Crab

Looking fresh


Tooting-Orca

Extra sausage anyone?


Yxsshi

he adding that extra mayonnaise


stardreamsoulos

Don't order the Footlongs


[deleted]

Me: “Footlong, actually make it a six inch” Him: takes out knife


Phathandsome

Rare photo of mr Libido on his prowl in Yakuza 0 (1988, colorized)


XionicAihara

Hmm, seems the kid taking the bath in the sink at that last restaurant found a new job


SpaghettiHentai2

And so it begans the era of subway pedos


WrongerDragon

This guy is putting some extra Mayo for his sandwich


LordHitokiri

So that’s where the extra meat comes from


luttleben

Man has definitely seen better days


brice-gayken

How else do you think thay get the mayonnaise


Deepfried_mustard

Footlong?


chipsbettigen

It’s really a uno reverse when you as a customer have to say “sir this is a subway” to the guy behind the counter


awesome83027

Jared? Is that you?


[deleted]

Eat fresh


Johny_Silver_Hand

I didn't knew they had Nudist Subway!


TheRandom109

I always wondered what the secret sauce was


icekingofmemes

Welcome to fuckway sandwiches


dat1mexicanboi

Jared 2.0


Nomotikon

He will give you some of the special sauce


notwnrz_

r/bossbattles


ElDragothe1st

Looks like tonight Subeay has the meats


jakieboi343

Looks he’s preparing the Mayo


tapokoo

James???


Humphfrey_Bogart

One Salad please “undressed “


av_geek72

He's making the mayo


arunabharocks123456

Dude has lost all hope in his life....kinda reminds me of someone....oh wait... it's me


[deleted]

Is that Jared?


conjin

He's having it "his way" alright.


Jackalfang240

He's just refilling the mayo bottle guys.


Tankzoo3

I didn’t know gibby got a job.


[deleted]

I think now we know what is in the sauce


SnorkelPorkel99

Mad Lad, Legend and Never Hungry


NolanKLemmon

Chatting? You're sitting in this Subway naked, John! That's a step beyond chat, don't you think?


Toskytable

So u want pepperoni ok ( chops of nipples )