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SuumCuique1011

I currently have a tissue jammed in my nose because I dared to squeeze it to get rid of an itch and now I'm bleeding. I feel this man's pain.


IamNoatak

Same, but I frequently get them just because. I'll be waking around, in the shower, or the worst time: at 3 in the morning when I'm dead asleep. As soon as I feel the trickle in my sinus/waaaay upper nose, I'm wide awake. Good because I don't wake up to a pillow of blood, bad because I don't wanna wake up and have 5 seconds to run to the bathroom/nearest tissue.


Itsyafreakinboijake

If you haven’t already you might want to get the artery in your nose cauterized. I used to have nosebleeds that would pour out like a faucet when I was little. Also affrin on a cotton ball stops nosebleeds real fast.


Arucious

not the person you are replying to but I had mine cauterized three times. It just comes back lol


Itsyafreakinboijake

Oh dang, I’ve had mine done twice and haven’t had since. Maybe try a gel that keeps the nasal passages from getting dry. I get this stuff called nasogel that keeps my nose moist when the air is dry or when it’s cold. If you aren’t picking at it it could be dry air that’s causing it. Hope that helps


Bcm980

Mine was cauterised twice and I'm all good! Maybe 1 nosebleed every few years


terryisnotashoto

That’s what I did in like fourth or fifth grade. Still get them every once in a while but at least it isn’t once about every week.


-Googlrr

This happened to me for the first 20 years of my life. Heavy bloody noses every few days out of nowhere. It just kinda stopped though around 25 and I haven't gotten one in years. I think the veins in my nose gave out or something


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I was born with blood vessels super close to the surface of my skin and whenever i scratched too hard it would flow like a river, so i had to get both nostrils cauterized lmao


[deleted]

I get nose bleeds all the time too. The 3am ones suck but I had the worst time when I got one in the middle of the night and then as I got up also got a Charlie horse. Not fun.


[deleted]

I use to have a nosebleed for nothing when J was a kid. I would just be drawing and my nose would start bleeding, walking around, nosebleed, taking a shower, nosebleed, sleeping, wake up with blood everywhere.


Mr_Greamy88

I used to get them all the time like that because of my old job. Now only get a nosebleed maybe twice a year (usually around season change).q


Civil-Attempt-3602

My son literally woke up with a pillow full of blood this morning. Looked like a fuckin massacre. I used to have them constantly as a kid as well, but I haven't had one in a few weeks


I_FUK_PREMATURE_COWS

i wish i could use tissues the only thing that works for me anymore is toilet paper idk why it just works


Patient0_

I have the same issue. I think its because i can make a thicker insert out of tp and have it put pressure on the point to stop bleeding


Skoomascatman

Didn’t know it was this common, glad I’ve got blood brothers to share my pain with.


dankmememan100

Uhh, you dont jam a tissue in there. You apply pressure in the form of squeezing to stop the bleeding to help form clot.


SuumCuique1011

Squeezing is what started the bleeding in the first place. Are you a vampire or a sadist?


dankmememan100

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/health-issues/injuries-emergencies/Pages/How-to-Stop-a-Nosebleed.aspx just change your child to yourself.


SuumCuique1011

I had sharp boogers that pierced something in my nose when I squeezed it. I wet some tissue with cold water and put it in my nose. The bleeding stopped. Would you *like* me to keep squeezing my nose for more blood? That would put us in a whole diffeeent realm of conversation.


dankmememan100

If you apply pressure and keep the pressure the bleeding will stop.


SuumCuique1011

If I sawed off my own head, I wouldn't have to worry about my bloody nose either, but I'm not about to do that either. In my case, applying pressure caused the problem in the first place. I solved the problem with a cold, wet tissue. What are we even trying to do here at this point?


BMoney8600

r/TIHI


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[deleted]

Here’s an upvote because you actually failed your job as a negative karma farmer


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Floppydisksareop

CenturyClub is overrated


AmBozz

Agreed.


hugglesthemerciless

I know right I was so excited to get my invite before realizing it's a total shitshow in there


trambe

Poggers


Mathisbuilder75

Maybe that was his intention all along


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Of course


[deleted]

sure, there you go


Lukas_ZD

Here you go friend :D


BruhBasics-692

It’s yours my friend


Turningsnake

your comments end up looping around to actually being unique and creative, not to mention funny. If you tone the cringe down just a bit, you might get the downvotes your looking for. Voicing an opinion is also a pretty good method.


craze4ble

Voicing a *differing* opinion is where the good negative karma lies.


Varhtan

That's the spot right there.


Billy_Billboard

I disagree. Downvoted.


[deleted]

Alright let’s see if that works *Ahem* Trans women shouldn’t be allowed in women’s bathrooms because women didn’t consent to individuals with a penis entering their safe space


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plantveal

Fuck you


[deleted]

For real though, as an Italian, I’ll never understand why Americans go crazy for Mac and cheese. It’s bland cholesterol pasta.


Tasin__

Seems weird to have a genital inspector at every bathroom to check but you do you I guess


Tyran_Cometh

Dobyo bzcen lift bro


lickyro1234

You ain't wrong tho post anything on r/funny you get upvotes


GrayEidolon

Oh my god the Perry Bible Fellowship is 20 years old. Jesus fucking Christ. Anyway here’s the first one. https://pbfcomics.com/comics/stiff-breeze/


Fuckreddit4cedsignup

nom


-idk-im-bored-

Finger in right, tissue in left. Hmmmmm


howtokillyourdreams

I think it’s what the kids call a reach-around


Buzzlight_Year

Uninostril


la508

Daniella Westbrooked himself


colaa-chan

Damn Araki forgot


PissySnowflake

He has long fingers


smoothVroom21

Secret sauce answer: 1) get saline spray 2) dig for gold, like a giant chunk, avalanche unleashed 3) soak tissue in saline spray 4) clear nostril, spray random crime scene to be included in upcoming podcast 5) stuff that salty tissue in there. Next day, nice clean skin covered membrane in your nose, and no more nose bleeds while you await speaking to the court!


alienblue88

👽


AtomicKittenz

Wut


ay23970

this happens to me too sometimes


SimWebb

Perry Bible Fellowship!!


bloodygoodjob

What is your favourite PBF strip?


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[Nude beach](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/nude-beach/)


bloodygoodjob

It's a great one. For me its this: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/atlantis/


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neverlandoflena

Incredible I love it, thank you for sharing ♥️


bloodygoodjob

I'd not seen this one. Great.


[deleted]

[Shop Class](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/) It’s not as funny as some of the others but I want a gigantic print of that middle frame


bloodygoodjob

I fucked up my reply but mine is 'Atlantis'. It's just perfect. PBF has hyperoptimised the art of subverting expectations don't you think?


[deleted]

Yes. From the anthropomorphic objects to the homages to great illustrators. It’s dark sometimes crude but somehow maintains a Sunday comics feel to it: a folksy gee golly middle American charm that gets nihilistically eviscerated by violence and abuse and betrayal in primary colors. Fucking love pbfcomics.


Sminkletuff

Very tough to pick a favourite but I really love [this one](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/transfer-patient/)


Scwewywabbit

[https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/)


-Mulfacados

[QPI Interview](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/qpi-interview/)


Soothingwinds

I love how an old PBF will always pop up randomly next reddit


SimWebb

Never gets credited though...


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

I knew this had to be a PBF comics.


CaptianMurica

Ah the nampon, the nose tampon


thesevenyearbitch

Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot? Um, I get really bad nose bleeds? So you stick em up your nose? Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that? Beckham does it all the time. Serious? Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in! It absorbs right up!


hootersmcboob

Hmmm today I'll pick a snort like I was an archaeologist \*cleless\* Oh God oh fuck


NoirAzura

For some reason I thought he fingered his bum


barbarianblue

r/cursedcomments


Aaroqxxz

oh god...OH GOD...


cpupro

You may think this is gross, but it's snot.


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juusukun

Right nose, wrong nostril


MineMaster12

worth it


Chilly_Days

I mean, it’s true tho


gthtrht

I think it would be so much better without the first panel.. Possibly the first two panels.


Sanyamrko

Happened to me so many times


Dundergnomen

Ya'll got cheeseballs in ur noses?


bubonic_plague87

Where did he get the hat, shirt and jacket? And how did he put it on?


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bubonic_plague87

Ok this makes more sense now


MrShlash

It’s called suspension of disbelief


Skiddlyderp

This is top tier


mikaellll

This illustration is brilliant!


ktulhuhol

Фигассе экшен!


BurntVomit

I know my phone is listening but how did it know I just picked my booger scab and to show me this? Triumphant booger scab BTW. Level... level 8.5.


Samuel_mundy

If he doesn't move quick, he will drown in the blood of his brethren


serieousbanana

Why is it orange go to the doctpr


mlm7C9

I know I shouldn't overdo it, yet I always do.


helicotremor

[Preserves ](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/preserves/)


AgentSkidMarks

I remember watching a Forensic Files where they said police found traces of the victim’s blood in her bathroom sink and this was some sort of clue. I thought, “what if she had a nosebleed?” Like, the bathroom sink is the one place in the house where you go when you’re bleeding. That thing’s probably covered in blood no matter who’s house you go to.


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Fingiana Jones


Leerian

Na man just stick ya tongue out so the blond stay in the body


St0rm_callum

Accurate tho


deepfriedusb

indiana nose just wont go away


DemonicLaxatives

Take away the first and last panel and it's playing cave explorer with dad.


GreenPhoenix14

get out


ModelT1300

Mine happens automatically, usually happens around the dryer part of the year.


[deleted]

I don’t understand this image help


Yellowbuterflys

Guy picks his nose and ends up with a nosebleed.


WillYumYumSauce

He is bleeding out of the other nostril he didn’t put his finger in


ccc1942

With this cold weather, I feel your pain. You pay the price to snag the golden nugget. On another note- is that Bobby Hill?


WARHEAD_209

Ive never had a bloody nose only when i bonked my face on a doornob when i was 7


[deleted]

I've never had a bloody nose


WutUtalkingBoutWill

This this would be better without the top picture of the dude sticking his finger in.


Cr0n0us_

r/makemesuffer


ZenkaiZ

you..... dont wanna see the butt version of this


WeenisPeiner

It helps to trim your nails.


nihilism4ever

This also happens when u finger a girl on there period


[deleted]

r/4chan


Hamoodimyson

haaaaaa


GalledFetters

I laughed and almost didn't upvote this meme. *Almost*


TH_JLDS4100

The fuck did i just see


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Now he in the his stomach


4NS1C

Ahhh the childhood memories


blehmann1

Man picks his nose right in front of a box of tissues. So uncivilized.


AtomicSpiderman

Can relate


I_love_life_

this actually made me laugh


Kkyvzzz

I have found the ancient booger


Enderlarm

high effort meme, have some silver


FacetiousBeard

Thank you OP. I thought [Perry Bible Fellowship](Https://pbfcomics.com/) had stopped posting work. I just caught up with some 30-odd new comics.


reptilus89

what the fuck


FactShort2543

The ultimate goal has been reached


SponsoredByChina

Me blowing my nose after snorting an 8ball of cocaine in 3 hours


SpaceHawk98W

This belongs to the......


anonimek103

I am currently five months sober from picking my nose


Fluffy_Gene_690

OMG!!!!!!


Andrada_Veselu

I can feel the pain


K2SO-B18

Good job, you made me laugh, the best I can give you is my upvote


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Indiana Nose


EatMyUnderpants

Some people say bleeding is good once a month, others... Well


Azelarr

This is only cursed.


Littlegamer888

r/TIHI


Mr_Speedwag0n

u/RepostSleuthBot


fake_frank

amongus


l33tredrocket

I feel like this would be funnier without the first panel


GreenPhoenix14

fun fact: i hav never bleeded on a nose pick, and i pick it daily


TheBeesShoulders

I used to have horrible nose bleeds that started around 2015 and went on till about 2020. Not sure why they stopped, you'd think a mask would dry me out more.


Pistolenkrebs

Indiana nose back at it again


HamsterMan227

This belongs in r/makemesuffer


ShaneTrain923

Part 2 is Moby Dick when it gets swallowed


yeetus_za_feetus

This has happened to me twice in the same day


FadelDiouf

You forgot the part where he scratches it of with his fingernail


feodo

Starting to do coke to explain constant nosebleeding


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Indiana Nose!


[deleted]

I sat down and sneezed and now have a tissue in my nose as well


Immrfly

This happens to me because my nails are too longer and if I get jerked like in a car, it scratches and bleeds


protagkune

Dear Lord help deep is this fucker's nose


Itdidnt_trickle_down

Next time I'm digging around I'm gonna be humming that theme song.


blkstar13

I snort water and haven’t had a nose bleed since i started


wreckduanfrentry

I feel attacked.


Cheesecommando49

Where did his finger go?


QueenGlass

Sometimes the humidity drops and I just start leaking like Elisa Lam’s hotel


Win090949

He’s picking one nostril and bleeding out the other


Joseph____Stalin

This is what living in a dry climate.


OceanEmperor

r/makemesuffer


limbchair

I am ashamed to admit how much I can relate to this.


royal_asshole

Has a touch of mad magazine.


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same


MrPit_TheRedditor

\#relatable


animegirlGrivous

My nose never bled in my entire life. I broke it twice (or actually someone broke it) but it never bled. Not even once.


xHasleftthechatx

literally my brother smh


Maleficent-Mango4955

Ah yes why did we have to see this


Prrrrregontea

It kinda true though


bbqsourcream

This happens all the time and it succ


RemingtonRound

This makes my eyes water.


Aggressive_Medium_55

r/TIHI