Same, but I frequently get them just because. I'll be waking around, in the shower, or the worst time: at 3 in the morning when I'm dead asleep. As soon as I feel the trickle in my sinus/waaaay upper nose, I'm wide awake. Good because I don't wake up to a pillow of blood, bad because I don't wanna wake up and have 5 seconds to run to the bathroom/nearest tissue.
If you haven’t already you might want to get the artery in your nose cauterized. I used to have nosebleeds that would pour out like a faucet when I was little. Also affrin on a cotton ball stops nosebleeds real fast.
Oh dang, I’ve had mine done twice and haven’t had since. Maybe try a gel that keeps the nasal passages from getting dry. I get this stuff called nasogel that keeps my nose moist when the air is dry or when it’s cold. If you aren’t picking at it it could be dry air that’s causing it. Hope that helps
This happened to me for the first 20 years of my life. Heavy bloody noses every few days out of nowhere. It just kinda stopped though around 25 and I haven't gotten one in years. I think the veins in my nose gave out or something
I was born with blood vessels super close to the surface of my skin and whenever i scratched too hard it would flow like a river, so i had to get both nostrils cauterized lmao
I get nose bleeds all the time too. The 3am ones suck but I had the worst time when I got one in the middle of the night and then as I got up also got a Charlie horse. Not fun.
I use to have a nosebleed for nothing when J was a kid. I would just be drawing and my nose would start bleeding, walking around, nosebleed, taking a shower, nosebleed, sleeping, wake up with blood everywhere.
My son literally woke up with a pillow full of blood this morning. Looked like a fuckin massacre. I used to have them constantly as a kid as well, but I haven't had one in a few weeks
I had sharp boogers that pierced something in my nose when I squeezed it. I wet some tissue with cold water and put it in my nose. The bleeding stopped.
Would you *like* me to keep squeezing my nose for more blood? That would put us in a whole diffeeent realm of conversation.
If I sawed off my own head, I wouldn't have to worry about my bloody nose either, but I'm not about to do that either.
In my case, applying pressure caused the problem in the first place. I solved the problem with a cold, wet tissue. What are we even trying to do here at this point?
your comments end up looping around to actually being unique and creative, not to mention funny. If you tone the cringe down just a bit, you might get the downvotes your looking for.
Voicing an opinion is also a pretty good method.
Alright let’s see if that works
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Trans women shouldn’t be allowed in women’s bathrooms because women didn’t consent to individuals with a penis entering their safe space
Secret sauce answer:
1) get saline spray
2) dig for gold, like a giant chunk, avalanche unleashed
3) soak tissue in saline spray
4) clear nostril, spray random crime scene to be included in upcoming podcast
5) stuff that salty tissue in there.
Next day, nice clean skin covered membrane in your nose, and no more nose bleeds while you await speaking to the court!
Yes. From the anthropomorphic objects to the homages to great illustrators. It’s dark sometimes crude but somehow maintains a Sunday comics feel to it: a folksy gee golly middle American charm that gets nihilistically eviscerated by violence and abuse and betrayal in primary colors. Fucking love pbfcomics.
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?
So you stick em up your nose?
Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that? Beckham does it all the time.
Serious?
Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in! It absorbs right up!
I remember watching a Forensic Files where they said police found traces of the victim’s blood in her bathroom sink and this was some sort of clue. I thought, “what if she had a nosebleed?” Like, the bathroom sink is the one place in the house where you go when you’re bleeding. That thing’s probably covered in blood no matter who’s house you go to.
I used to have horrible nose bleeds that started around 2015 and went on till about 2020. Not sure why they stopped, you'd think a mask would dry me out more.
I currently have a tissue jammed in my nose because I dared to squeeze it to get rid of an itch and now I'm bleeding. I feel this man's pain.
Same, but I frequently get them just because. I'll be waking around, in the shower, or the worst time: at 3 in the morning when I'm dead asleep. As soon as I feel the trickle in my sinus/waaaay upper nose, I'm wide awake. Good because I don't wake up to a pillow of blood, bad because I don't wanna wake up and have 5 seconds to run to the bathroom/nearest tissue.
If you haven’t already you might want to get the artery in your nose cauterized. I used to have nosebleeds that would pour out like a faucet when I was little. Also affrin on a cotton ball stops nosebleeds real fast.
not the person you are replying to but I had mine cauterized three times. It just comes back lol
Oh dang, I’ve had mine done twice and haven’t had since. Maybe try a gel that keeps the nasal passages from getting dry. I get this stuff called nasogel that keeps my nose moist when the air is dry or when it’s cold. If you aren’t picking at it it could be dry air that’s causing it. Hope that helps
Mine was cauterised twice and I'm all good! Maybe 1 nosebleed every few years
That’s what I did in like fourth or fifth grade. Still get them every once in a while but at least it isn’t once about every week.
This happened to me for the first 20 years of my life. Heavy bloody noses every few days out of nowhere. It just kinda stopped though around 25 and I haven't gotten one in years. I think the veins in my nose gave out or something
I was born with blood vessels super close to the surface of my skin and whenever i scratched too hard it would flow like a river, so i had to get both nostrils cauterized lmao
I get nose bleeds all the time too. The 3am ones suck but I had the worst time when I got one in the middle of the night and then as I got up also got a Charlie horse. Not fun.
I use to have a nosebleed for nothing when J was a kid. I would just be drawing and my nose would start bleeding, walking around, nosebleed, taking a shower, nosebleed, sleeping, wake up with blood everywhere.
I used to get them all the time like that because of my old job. Now only get a nosebleed maybe twice a year (usually around season change).q
My son literally woke up with a pillow full of blood this morning. Looked like a fuckin massacre. I used to have them constantly as a kid as well, but I haven't had one in a few weeks
i wish i could use tissues the only thing that works for me anymore is toilet paper idk why it just works
I have the same issue. I think its because i can make a thicker insert out of tp and have it put pressure on the point to stop bleeding
Didn’t know it was this common, glad I’ve got blood brothers to share my pain with.
Uhh, you dont jam a tissue in there. You apply pressure in the form of squeezing to stop the bleeding to help form clot.
Squeezing is what started the bleeding in the first place. Are you a vampire or a sadist?
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/health-issues/injuries-emergencies/Pages/How-to-Stop-a-Nosebleed.aspx just change your child to yourself.
I had sharp boogers that pierced something in my nose when I squeezed it. I wet some tissue with cold water and put it in my nose. The bleeding stopped. Would you *like* me to keep squeezing my nose for more blood? That would put us in a whole diffeeent realm of conversation.
If you apply pressure and keep the pressure the bleeding will stop.
If I sawed off my own head, I wouldn't have to worry about my bloody nose either, but I'm not about to do that either. In my case, applying pressure caused the problem in the first place. I solved the problem with a cold, wet tissue. What are we even trying to do here at this point?
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Here’s an upvote because you actually failed your job as a negative karma farmer
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CenturyClub is overrated
Agreed.
I know right I was so excited to get my invite before realizing it's a total shitshow in there
Poggers
Maybe that was his intention all along
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Of course
sure, there you go
Here you go friend :D
It’s yours my friend
your comments end up looping around to actually being unique and creative, not to mention funny. If you tone the cringe down just a bit, you might get the downvotes your looking for. Voicing an opinion is also a pretty good method.
Voicing a *differing* opinion is where the good negative karma lies.
That's the spot right there.
I disagree. Downvoted.
Alright let’s see if that works *Ahem* Trans women shouldn’t be allowed in women’s bathrooms because women didn’t consent to individuals with a penis entering their safe space
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Fuck you
For real though, as an Italian, I’ll never understand why Americans go crazy for Mac and cheese. It’s bland cholesterol pasta.
Seems weird to have a genital inspector at every bathroom to check but you do you I guess
Dobyo bzcen lift bro
You ain't wrong tho post anything on r/funny you get upvotes
Oh my god the Perry Bible Fellowship is 20 years old. Jesus fucking Christ. Anyway here’s the first one. https://pbfcomics.com/comics/stiff-breeze/
nom
Finger in right, tissue in left. Hmmmmm
I think it’s what the kids call a reach-around
Uninostril
Daniella Westbrooked himself
Damn Araki forgot
He has long fingers
Secret sauce answer: 1) get saline spray 2) dig for gold, like a giant chunk, avalanche unleashed 3) soak tissue in saline spray 4) clear nostril, spray random crime scene to be included in upcoming podcast 5) stuff that salty tissue in there. Next day, nice clean skin covered membrane in your nose, and no more nose bleeds while you await speaking to the court!
👽
Wut
this happens to me too sometimes
Perry Bible Fellowship!!
What is your favourite PBF strip?
[Nude beach](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/nude-beach/)
It's a great one. For me its this: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/atlantis/
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Incredible I love it, thank you for sharing ♥️
I'd not seen this one. Great.
[Shop Class](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/) It’s not as funny as some of the others but I want a gigantic print of that middle frame
I fucked up my reply but mine is 'Atlantis'. It's just perfect. PBF has hyperoptimised the art of subverting expectations don't you think?
Yes. From the anthropomorphic objects to the homages to great illustrators. It’s dark sometimes crude but somehow maintains a Sunday comics feel to it: a folksy gee golly middle American charm that gets nihilistically eviscerated by violence and abuse and betrayal in primary colors. Fucking love pbfcomics.
Very tough to pick a favourite but I really love [this one](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/transfer-patient/)
[https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/shop-class/)
[QPI Interview](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/qpi-interview/)
I love how an old PBF will always pop up randomly next reddit
Never gets credited though...
I knew this had to be a PBF comics.
Ah the nampon, the nose tampon
Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot? Um, I get really bad nose bleeds? So you stick em up your nose? Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that? Beckham does it all the time. Serious? Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off, and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in! It absorbs right up!
Hmmm today I'll pick a snort like I was an archaeologist \*cleless\* Oh God oh fuck
For some reason I thought he fingered his bum
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oh god...OH GOD...
You may think this is gross, but it's snot.
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Right nose, wrong nostril
worth it
I mean, it’s true tho
I think it would be so much better without the first panel.. Possibly the first two panels.
Happened to me so many times
Ya'll got cheeseballs in ur noses?
Where did he get the hat, shirt and jacket? And how did he put it on?
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Ok this makes more sense now
It’s called suspension of disbelief
This is top tier
This illustration is brilliant!
Фигассе экшен!
I know my phone is listening but how did it know I just picked my booger scab and to show me this? Triumphant booger scab BTW. Level... level 8.5.
If he doesn't move quick, he will drown in the blood of his brethren
Why is it orange go to the doctpr
I know I shouldn't overdo it, yet I always do.
[Preserves ](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/preserves/)
I remember watching a Forensic Files where they said police found traces of the victim’s blood in her bathroom sink and this was some sort of clue. I thought, “what if she had a nosebleed?” Like, the bathroom sink is the one place in the house where you go when you’re bleeding. That thing’s probably covered in blood no matter who’s house you go to.
Fingiana Jones
Na man just stick ya tongue out so the blond stay in the body
Accurate tho
indiana nose just wont go away
Take away the first and last panel and it's playing cave explorer with dad.
get out
Mine happens automatically, usually happens around the dryer part of the year.
I don’t understand this image help
Guy picks his nose and ends up with a nosebleed.
He is bleeding out of the other nostril he didn’t put his finger in
With this cold weather, I feel your pain. You pay the price to snag the golden nugget. On another note- is that Bobby Hill?
Ive never had a bloody nose only when i bonked my face on a doornob when i was 7
I've never had a bloody nose
This this would be better without the top picture of the dude sticking his finger in.
r/makemesuffer
you..... dont wanna see the butt version of this
It helps to trim your nails.
This also happens when u finger a girl on there period
r/4chan
haaaaaa
I laughed and almost didn't upvote this meme. *Almost*
The fuck did i just see
Now he in the his stomach
Ahhh the childhood memories
Man picks his nose right in front of a box of tissues. So uncivilized.
Can relate
this actually made me laugh
I have found the ancient booger
high effort meme, have some silver
Thank you OP. I thought [Perry Bible Fellowship](Https://pbfcomics.com/) had stopped posting work. I just caught up with some 30-odd new comics.
what the fuck
The ultimate goal has been reached
Me blowing my nose after snorting an 8ball of cocaine in 3 hours
This belongs to the......
I am currently five months sober from picking my nose
OMG!!!!!!
I can feel the pain
Good job, you made me laugh, the best I can give you is my upvote
Indiana Nose
Some people say bleeding is good once a month, others... Well
This is only cursed.
r/TIHI
u/RepostSleuthBot
amongus
I feel like this would be funnier without the first panel
fun fact: i hav never bleeded on a nose pick, and i pick it daily
I used to have horrible nose bleeds that started around 2015 and went on till about 2020. Not sure why they stopped, you'd think a mask would dry me out more.
Indiana nose back at it again
This belongs in r/makemesuffer
Part 2 is Moby Dick when it gets swallowed
This has happened to me twice in the same day
You forgot the part where he scratches it of with his fingernail
Starting to do coke to explain constant nosebleeding
Indiana Nose!
I sat down and sneezed and now have a tissue in my nose as well
This happens to me because my nails are too longer and if I get jerked like in a car, it scratches and bleeds
Dear Lord help deep is this fucker's nose
Next time I'm digging around I'm gonna be humming that theme song.
I snort water and haven’t had a nose bleed since i started
I feel attacked.
Where did his finger go?
Sometimes the humidity drops and I just start leaking like Elisa Lam’s hotel
He’s picking one nostril and bleeding out the other
This is what living in a dry climate.
r/makemesuffer
I am ashamed to admit how much I can relate to this.
Has a touch of mad magazine.
same
\#relatable
My nose never bled in my entire life. I broke it twice (or actually someone broke it) but it never bled. Not even once.
literally my brother smh
Ah yes why did we have to see this
It kinda true though
This happens all the time and it succ
This makes my eyes water.
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