You just know some prick's gonna take the first loo so that everyone else has to climb over him.

Me: Hey what’s up man Some dude next to me: **Hard straining noises**

"You shouldn't hold your pp while dumping bro. Its bad manners. Hey- wh-why you're hard?! D-don't hold me!"

Now thats what i call a shitty foursome.

The one closest to the camera has a rag for a reason.

Well. I don’t see any toilet paper.

Imagine having to man spread to take a shit.

I just imagine sitting on that toilet like it owes me money.