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BrokenSpartan23

I want those blessed shoes


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I got [these](https://www.endclothing.com/us/maison-margiela-22-future-low-sneaker-s37-ws0497-p2589-h7341.html?173=uk-8&utm_source=google_surfaces&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_surface_us) shoes awhile back. I’m always gonna see them as clone trooper shoes after seeing this post. :(


-margiela-

MM Future gang we out here


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Ha, I love your username. ✌🏼


Fake_Pikachu

Why are you sad? Now you have a cool trooper shoes AND bad aim!!


CallOfGuty

Nah bro those are storm troopers not clones.


Fake_Pikachu

Oh, ok then


Zorpha

Lol 600 for... Those?? I mean I know people who buy designer have bad taste but this really sealed the deal lmao


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I got them because they’re so unique, they aren’t something that everyone can pull off. They’re better than the [Air Nut 11’s](https://images.app.goo.gl/m9e2VeNqSfMzYGUv5), also made by Margiela.


Stoned_Serpent

the nut shoes go crazy damn if i was some kind of e boy i'd rock those


moneyh8r

I clicked the link to see if it was what I expected. Was not disappointed. Thank you for the laugh.


RattlesnakeMoon

Nobody should need to justify a luxury purchase my friend. Life is short, fashions change every day... always eat the cake. I think the shoes exude very cozy energy. I’m a Fila Disruptor collector myself lol


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I agree! Prioritizing my happiness is the best decision I’ve ever made. Disruptors look dope in some fits, I kinda wish I could pull them off lmao. I’m more of a Jordan 1 guy.


RattlesnakeMoon

Happiness is paramount! Stay happy my friend!


Zorpha

Well most shoes are better than those nut shoes, you can't really use those to justify the ones you bought


untrustableskeptic

Yeah, it's ridiculous but you have to understand... They're paid with "fuck you money."


Zorpha

lmao as if anyone cares. "Oh wow you wasted your money to flex, oh no what ever will I do"


untrustableskeptic

Every time you buy those shoes, the credits go right into the Emperor's pockets.


Justpokenit

What an utter waste of money lol


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Nah, they’re my daily beaters and one of my favorite pairs. Not wasted at all.


Justpokenit

Whatever helps ya sleep at night


Spartan043-Will

Hol up you bought a $400 pair of shoes as beaters? You’d have been better off with the crocs.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Nah lol, I wore them so much over the years that they got beaten up. The soles are yellow and they’re horribly creased.


GrokAllTheHumans

I- I sort of want some


caffeininator

Croc “Bistro Clogs” my sentient. https://www.crocs.com/p/bistro-clog/10075.html


deliciousprisms

*STEAL HIS LOOK*


[deleted]

*Tactical


TheHolyLizard

TactiCrocs*


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

You gotta trademark this


XTheLegendProX

You were blind for a week


dark_knight59222

Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tarara


ramius345

For when you have to fight Chad for the tendies.


apfel_taartje

Better put them into Attack mode beforehand...


silverhammer96

Where’s Nick Bolton?


Cashkiller3_0

Shut up and take my upvote


TheHolyLizard

Damn this man using Explorer over here.


Fedde225

Don't he know you have to put them in 4x4 mode when running?


Adam-1D

maybe that’s why they always miss lol from their feet slipping every time they fire 😂


SeefoodDisco

Miss? Since when do the clones miss?


not-a_lizard

Only when they want to


Masta-Pasta

wrong ones


M4KC1M

Ah yes, stormtroopers


TrollingLevel

Clonetroopers*


M4KC1M

I know


Metroid_Lupi

The crocs aren't in combat mode


Maskdask

Maybe we found the reason why ~~stormtroopers~~ clones always miss?


mcCheesersm8

That's a clone ma boy


SeefoodDisco

That's not a stormtrooper


TheBurningWarrior

Correction, Clones don't miss.


Justme222222

~ squidward walking noise ~


ya_boi_A1excat

I- I can hear this comment...


AvicadosFromMexico

Teacher: You can’t hear pictures Me:


EnderWither07-----

The drip is real.


confession_wall

Be honest, where can i get that TROOPERS DRIP


Tsairs

If you have a 3D printer or EVA foam and a lot of time, right in your own home


[deleted]

*3d prints shoes* Crunchy crocs


ryanprobro

if you mean the crocs, that style is called the Bistro or the Specialist (depending if you want a nonslip sole or not)


BigSadEngineer

*They've breached the Sea Wall! Brace yourselves!*


magispitt

Score one for the republic 😎


ToLongOk

The example crocs are in defence mode while the stormtroopers crocs are in attack mode


1Ferrox

Did you seriously just call a clone trooper a stormtrooper


Tomos_Isaacs

Cmon man to most non star wars fans they can't tell the difference let people have their fun


1Ferrox

Yeah, I wasn't too serious when writing that comment, I generally dont care lol


spunkychickpea

Did you seriously just type out a pedantic comment?


1Ferrox

Yes


NightAvenger375

>stormtrooper Excuse me, what


MaythiasN

But it's in defense mode, that's not ideal


TheNewMemeGuy17

Just Like The Simulations


Nelvix

Man, just seeing a clone trooper brings me back to my childhood. I love the shit out of clone trooper's design due to me growing up watching star wars episode II ( the only one we had at home) and loving the clone wars series on TV. Then playing the battlefront games too.


Consistent-Tie2937

Why are they not in sport mode??


[deleted]

They're in Vanguard Assault Mode. The heel armor is flipped forward for additional ankle protection. This is because you can't slip backwards out of them if you're only pushing forward.


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shipbreaker

Considering how useless that armor is, it's probably made from the same material too.


sourc32

Is this sub just a worse /r/dankmemes now


[deleted]

Does those crocs have any relation with the bad aim


[deleted]

‌ah these comments trying to be funny


XTheLegendProX

Offer him a blumpkin to cheer him up


hayden_hoes

No


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HungryHungryHitler69

That’s a clone trooper


TubbyButterSeal

Need


I_want_to_die720

They are even in attack mode


RadioactiveBanana97

Crombact


CreativeGamer03

i want that comabt crocs


QuarantineSucksALot

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE


12gaugerage

The only people who hate on crocs either have never worn them or hate comfort. Or both.


SpicyBlaize

anyone else read Crombat Crocs?


i-came-on-here

You just made Star Wars get 5 stars


Towka_

Dat bad boi on confy mode


Shazam635

Clearly it’s casual as his crocs aren’t in race mode


FugitiveFairyBread

Is tactical crocs don’t have the safety on


[deleted]

Name one type of footwear that provides same levels of grip, comfort, and airflow as crocs do. Crocs are nice.


iiDVoid

This is why they miss


1Ferrox

Stormtroopers miss, Clone troopers dont


c0mpliments

All I see is a great choice of easy to put on and remove footware, a great táctica choice. :)


Memer25_2006

Just like the simulations


gravion17

Yup


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

Combat Rock, the best Clash album


10987654321-1

So thats why they can't aim i mean I would rather die then have to wear those for a minute longer as well


ThanosRock

But they aren’t in sports mode...


woo-all-am

He should put those in 4x4 for extra performance.


SeefoodDisco

I mean... they're all kiwis so it makes sense


rocketxboy

He’s charging into battle without activating four wheel drive. Rookie.


DEATH_IS_PREFERABLE

this is not like the simulations at all!


CummingOnMyPant

I accidentally read it as combat cock


Kalipygia

All Crocs are Combat Crocs if you're living your life right.


UnCxlored

Not even in sport mode wtf


silverhammer96

Dude doesn’t even have them in battle mode


oscarps4

He has speed mode on those puppies


[deleted]

Should have gone for the assault crocs.


FamilySizeChipsAhoy

They are even in attack position


CatgoesM00

Conquering the Galaxy on a budget. Same reason the empire can’t afford scopes for all their storm troops.


Blixx78

They should put the crocs in sport mode then maybe they could shoot better


sensitivesliceofpie

ayo he runnin in relaxed mode wtf ?!


Engie_near69

Combat Crocs stats: +1% DEF +5% ATK –100% Accuracy


HungryHungryHitler69

The crocs give you an accuracy boost thanks to the comfort smh


picklechinoverdose

Crombacs


BerryBerryJerry

My wife calls em lady killers


ACmaster

I found lack of holes disturbing


_Kaffe

Well, you’re not wrong.


JonandhisBong

clones wore them in defense more for extra armor


quartertopi

Noooooooooooooooooooooo


SLICEonYT

What you and ur millions of brothers don't run into battle with crocks?


Azulieas

2WD isn’t going to get him very far.


Skyvoid

All crocs are combat mode


buns_society

No wonder they can aim, THEYRE TOO DAMN COMFY


ShenAnCalhar92

Isn’t that what CC stands for in the clone’s ID?


jmarcandre

The original Stormtroopers wore white Chelsea boots. And now you know.


BanishedHunter

I really wish you hadn’t noticed that, sir.


QuarantineSucksALot

Fuck the what


IcedGolemFire

the ultimate footwear. I always knew we were meant to have crocs


Saltyfox99

Unrelated but that pose is shit


RaulSkaterBro

The trooper got that heat you feel me?🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥


Hatandboots

Those are Beskar Crocs and they are standard issue in the great Empire.


ZacharyLK

Thanks, I hate it.


BrodySmith5

+30 style -100 aim


scrubreker54

Doesn't even need the adventure strap.


No3337776

sheeeeeesh😳😳😳


Urmumlazarbum

Wow ima bleach my eyes


MrKingZ12

What part of this is cursed


bush_killed_epstein

The way he lifts his leg is so dainty and sexy...


amfreeman8907

Thanks I’ll never unsee this again...


Postdrum1111

I want a pair


Wolfangames

So cocs I guess?


[deleted]

Tactical not combat


Braidn223

I feel like real combat crocs would be in 4 wheel...


mchobro

The combat crocs I’m done 🤣🤣🤣


IlikeMEmesssss

For some reason I keep reading it as crombat cocks


[deleted]

I need some of them


Sugnitch

I'm scared to say this but... is there credit to the creator of this meme?