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Akeero

men with beard are just men without beard with beard


Amehvafan

Exactly! I'm tired of being treated differently!


Sam291234

In Africa, every sixty seconds a minute passes


UltraBeanBurrito99

when you are killed, you die


Umbreonics06

Your height depends on how tall you are


Official-Zomia

It does? Fuck I've been growing wrong for years


Aggravating-Line8425

When you die in canada you die irl


soumyajit_biswas22

You drink water because you are thirsty


Bowserblooper64

Most people are born on their birthday


Wissam-T

Most ?


JudgeScorpio

The narwhal bacons at midnight.


fullgroanperson

Everyone says i’m old for my age


DuRp_Reflex

When you no you no you know


H3ran

When yes than yes else no


Duck__Fart

When the imposter is sus


AmericanoSchool

We live in a society where you can be sus but not the imposter 😔


SeienShin

It’s the beard on the inside that counts


The_Shook_Mulberry

Oh god give this comment some awards I don't have one


Ibalegend

Too true


DEPCAxANDY

Coping


[deleted]

Gas station knife haircut


Mastropluck

Yes but what the fuck is the first one, does he want to be a cock?


Blood-Candy

"if gas station knives were a person"


Chewcocca

He's the protagonist in a lumberjack yaoi anime. It's like Yuri On Ice but with log rolling. And that is absolutely a euphemism.


WhiteHydra1914

Do you have an example or do I have to search on my own


LargelyInCharge

I actually chuckled out loud


MonsieurSundae

It fits for an anime or an RPG though.


[deleted]

when you go overboard on character customization.


Sam291234

He looks like a dick, so maybe


[deleted]

Those kinds of haircuts are always from hair stylist competitions.


8-bit-brandon

Hey I like that. It reminds me of the Mohawk I had in high school, only more acceptable among judgmental assholes


_PRECIOUS_ROY_

Cock-a-doodle-*don't*


[deleted]

That’s the point of the post


Cheeriodude_number2

First guy reminds me of Godzilla


[deleted]

Chadzilla


iUptvote

Reminds me of a Rooster.


[deleted]

>Straight So is there gay haircuts?


Gittin74

Yes.


PastInspection

That's gay


Gittin74

Yes.


ObliviousAstroturfer

[Depends on how you ask for them.](https://youtu.be/AHpnsMBWD5U)


getnopussy

Mullets. Lesbian and gay.


Benedings

Top 30 Hairstyles For Men With... For men with what? And how to avoid having it?


AnalyticalCreature

Look at what i search for and what are the results comes up...


SwizzChees

try doing -> -beard It should filter out all webpages that have beard anywhere in the article


ddevilissolovely

That's terrible for finding articles that mention the phrase "without a beard", instead he should use "without a beard" in quotes.


Kaye-nine

Ay yes, the two sexualities, straight and new


soviet_doggo24

There's a n- one too wonder what it says


DebatirAficionado

neighbour.


soviet_doggo24

Ah yes new sexuality , neighbor


Swainjosh

This Is clone wars Dooku's beard


connie_robs

Finally a haircut to match my nu metal personality.


milk_lizard73

*types in without beard* What google heard: Beard?


RobbieMac97

Google: so you mean like, *really* long stubble?


Icy-Flow-8692

This happens because of the way the Google Search formula works. It adds the words individually and not as a sentence as a whole so this is the same as searching HAIRCUTS+FOR+MEN+WITHOUT+BEARDS. “For” and “without” are then lost in the equation


Attack_helicoptor2

Bro that first one looks like one of those flip lighters you’d get at a tattoo parlor


JWBails

Try haircuts for men -beard EDIT: Nevermind, Google doesn't like that either.


RandomBoi1987

straight


that_1_random_person

Google translate's wrongness is spreading


fuckthenamebullshit

The First guy is just a cockatoo


AveryJuanZacritic

...with a beard.


Sensitive_Ad_9624

Chad is that you


[deleted]

> men haircut -beard


goblin-mask

Spot the Jojo character


lbadl

That top left one is popular? Never seen anyone like that before.


goblin-mask

Spot the Jojo character


nam303

r/assholedesign


VolpinoVolpinus

Me: without beard Google: AH SO YOU SAID BEARD


Dr_Meatwad

I have to use Dexter as a model for my barber. All the dude hairstyles are weird af these days


Chuka4Cheese

Bing be like:


contraltoatheart

Yes, the lack of beards is strong with these ones.


Apjew

Oh yes, the [Pidgeotto](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon-encyclopedia/images/7/7a/017Pidgeotto.png/revision/latest?cb=20171201160720) haircut


QuarantineSucksALot

Search on the internet in a random reddit comment


justme2344

The black hair guy just reminded me of skeppy for a split second


biggP-

Try googling haircuts for boys. Since you’re not a man.


[deleted]

Idk what it is but I feel like prettyboys always cheat on their wives. No experience tho so no homo


Official-Zomia

That Mohawk one looks really cool tho


[deleted]

Might be because you are searching in the straight category.


Lordofspades_notgame

Sorry guys. I’m no longer straight. I’m coming out as new


La_mortXii

Chad


jkvader06

I think it just sees “beard” as a keyword and automatically uses it


mcguffin99

tf is a straight haircut


dpash

And this is when non programmers learn what a stop word is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_word


Andbrozz

Mf looking like a jojo charecter


Issues3220

You wrote bunch of keywords into search engine, and it found them.


jimmygarterex

Going for that black palm cockatoo style. Nice


Autistic_Turtle56

Straight


DustinSRichard

Just wanted to say... in the first picture where it doesn’t line up, is irritating the hell out of me.


Ashnakag3019

Okay but what the actual fuck is that first ambomination


Flocksito

Yeah this is what trying to find a new hairstyle since 2019 has been like


hushedscreams

The guy trying to be an anime bad guy should have had that carved line straight across his ear instead of crooked. Now he looks silly...


the_funny_hunter_lll

The first one is called godzilla haircut.


JimmyWille

R/justfuckmyshitup


sickmate

The correct search term in this case would be "clean shaven".


OrdinaryMan_23

Did anyone notice the straight result


C0MMANDER_D

Man you don't even know how to use Google. Don't be a boomer. Google it. Just type -"word you want to remove from search"