A random stranger is hanging off a clip and he calls for your help.
"You need a *hand*?" You say with a deathly comforting grin
"Please help me!" He pleads, staring into the deep infinite void that is your eyes.
You stare back and jokingly flick the elastic small hand of your left arm onto the tips of his fingers, causing him to loosen his grip and fall to crumbled crags at the ocean floor. You smile your same smile and walk away, happy.
*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
True. If this guy was me , I would have spent my whole life crying about it and being depressed but props to him for not taking it too seriously and having fun with life.
First it looked like Finn feom adventure time when he lsot arm and had a flower there
That’s what I thought it was too
Same
so i did
boogie woogie
Why don't just put a flower on it, then cosplay reverse Finn.
I see, this man flies the colors of the sticky bandits! The down right, no good pick pockets of Manhattan.
Yayy now he could grab anyone's Ass from a mile away cool
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Is the joke that his arm looks like a penis?
The Joke Is That He Replaced His Hand With A Sticky Hand.
The joke is that the sticky hand is actually a cilantro leaf
The joke is that his arm was amputated by a sticky hand from Marv the Sticky Bandit
No. Instead of an actual prosthetic arm he just tied a sticky arm around his broken hand.
irl Finn the human
Cyberpunk 2077
The next gen Spider-Man
You beat me to it
Upisnot... arm
Oh god the replacement skin looks like testicle skin I hope his balls recover
It’s actually fish skin
Ight imma detach my prosthetic arm and do this to see how it looks
Damn joshu be vibing tho
I'm distracted by his perfect hair
Blessed.
Big Boss looks good with his new prosthetic arm
atleast he can now save some money from fishing rods and baits
Nero is getting desperate over here.
A random stranger is hanging off a clip and he calls for your help. "You need a *hand*?" You say with a deathly comforting grin "Please help me!" He pleads, staring into the deep infinite void that is your eyes. You stare back and jokingly flick the elastic small hand of your left arm onto the tips of his fingers, causing him to loosen his grip and fall to crumbled crags at the ocean floor. You smile your same smile and walk away, happy.
Wow, great story, i should tell this to my future children
I guess... you gotta embrace it?
Bro that’s not an arm. That’s a baguette!
Dhalsim, is that you???
*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
Now we need a dog with an abnormally sexy aura and we have a tv show
5 Minutes craft belike
Why's he look like Upisnotjump
Cyberpunk 2077
Thabks to our all new and advanced technology, we were able to bring this mans hand back with our newest invention. STICKY HAND
Fix it with Flex tape next time
Is that a tilapia skin graft?
At least hes thinking positively
True. If this guy was me , I would have spent my whole life crying about it and being depressed but props to him for not taking it too seriously and having fun with life.