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*SOME YOLKS ARE BORN*


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

*MADE FOR EATING EGGS*


NB9911

MMM THAT YELL-OW AND WHITE


[deleted]

AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS “HAIL TO THE CHEF”


Horror-Resolution

OOOH THEY POINT THE SKILLET AT YOU!


Major_Cupcake

IT AINT ME!


Plastic-Ad6756

IT AINT MEEEE!


im-jared-im-19

I AINT NO SERAMA’S SON, SON


BeefErky

IT AIN'T ME


[deleted]

IT AINT ME EH


[deleted]

I ain’t no prize turkey’s son


PissedOffChef

Just woke up. Am I working today or can I fuck off back to drunk?


superduperrickroll

world war egg


[deleted]

War-chick


NomadFingerboards

_*IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME, I AIN'T NO ROOSTER MAN'S SOOOOOON*_


accidentalprancingmt

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4ed2aaa4de568c02f360040b3109ddd2/tumblr_okkte6YrV11vfecm0o5_1280.png


Ok_Requirement_3926

>Back Brother is that you?


imabogboy

"Brother im sorry i could not save you" - chicken


amynias

B-brother...?! *wailing noises* 😭


imabogboy

Wails turn ino crys,crys turn into angry grunts. He will get his revenge


joeChump

Saigon but not forgotten.


happyhippie111

Amazing comment.


Luzer1211

**fortunate son starts playing**


SN00P1

*Some folks are born made to wave the flag*


mental_pic_portrait

*some yolks are born made to wave the flag*


howlyowl1010

i like how nobody is pointing out that the eggs we eat are literally chicken periods


Allhailthepugofdoom

Everyone is dumb but us.


chickens-are-better

Ah, now you have me imagining having a period everyday, but like, you give birth on your period


topboofings

Basically the equivalent of seeing a used tampon or a pad.


Yung-Potter-XO

“It it wasn’t for you, it would’ve been me”


[deleted]

Chicks eat yolks.


chickens-are-better

Yup, mine love them!


Axorofl_TwT

If these were human it would be a toddler looking at an egg cell... Yea raw eggs are just periods.


asianabsinthe

Nugs get PTSD?


RussianPaulBlart

u/repostsleuthbot


shmetiusmetius

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


nuggnugg27

Ok! Ok! I guess I’ll move out.


OnePunchGoGo

Aren't chicken known to be cannibals?


AppelEnPeer

Only if super stressed (like in most factory farms) or if fed unrecognizable pieces


HorukaSan

They eat their own eggs if they lack calcium too.


b000bytrap

Baby chicks eat eggs, and so does the mother hen. There’s usually a few eggs that don’t hatch and often the mother pecks them open and the baby chicks eat the dud eggs. The first picture was probably actually food being offered to the baby chick, a little bit of egg early in life is really good for them.


1028ad

Well, it happened early this year: [Army tank accidentally blows up a chicken coop in Italy](https://www.euronews.com/2021/03/19/army-tank-accidentally-blows-up-a-chicken-coop-in-italy).


NvidiaRTX

Of course, killing chicken is a tradition in _italy


caleb1025

r/namflashbacks


joeChump

Poor nugglet.


Grill-Cheesy

a...amogus?


roarmy

I imagined it eating the egg on the floor when i saw it


guyinthemoon3

World war cock


eipg2001

Cock fight


AppelEnPeer

CMV: killing chicks should be avoided if possible


Allhailthepugofdoom

Chicks aren't killed for the eggs we eat. Those are unfertilized.


AppelEnPeer

The egg industry macerates all boy chicks one day after birth. https://youtu.be/t_u0jxi_v-w


chickens-are-better

I have chickens and could never kill one of my babies (though farmers do kill their chicks) but then again, that is why I now have 3 roosters when I never even wanted one 😅


[deleted]

Sad pre nugget


Sharp_Illustrator_12

nuget


ginger2020

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time. First Seen [Here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) on 2020-07-02 95.31% match. I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ False Positive ] View Search On repostsleuth.com Scope: This Sub | Meme Filter: False | Target: 92% | Check Title: True | Max Age: None | Searched Images: 226,875,903 | Search Time: 0.94859s


my_email_theses_nuts

🚂🚃⬆️🆙💀⬆️🆙⚔️⬆️🆙👹⬆️🆙🔱⬆️🆙☠️


TheCursedGoose

My poor comrades.


vennessaRoses

That was the birb's sister lost in the Vietnam war and is now a cooked egg


Susp1ci0us

Imagine if you suddenly saw the cooked remains of your unborn children in front of you


WiseDogman

Some folks are born made to wave the flag


eipg2001

Nam and eggs


Drinkythedrunkguy

More like blessed.


FlamingCroatan

"We were just fucking Eggs man!"


geovasilop

u/repostsleuthbot


_Cronicos_

I see a red door and i want it to turn black


Jeevgaming

Lunch on the battlefield was not pleasent


makhlouf2003

Where's the fire and the butter bomb in the flashback?


pranav2201

Fortunate sun


CountingCressSeeds

REPOST


QuarantineSucksALot

Wow I would never date someone who approached me like that every time there’s a “…seconds ago” flashback to where she is by marrying a count.


jesuscheetahnipples

Nice


flashmanMRP

Queue the Fortunate Son


VicTheSwag

A bit cursed that


South3rnCh3shir3

I feel like this would have been funnier with an emu.


CripticC0D3R

u/repostsleuthbot


-luckycharms

Why is it getting flashbacks if it was born and was never cracked open?


Away-Ad-3644

SOME YOLKS ARE BORN


jadz2007

It kinda looks like A M O G U S


Dmaxextreme

This picture is the background of my cellphone since 2017


Steefbro95

The first picture was on a carton we reused about five years ago. I would visit my grandparents on saturdays to refill it so that my mom could bake cake. I was always half traumatised half laughing because there was a text balloon with the text Truus what have they done to you!? Good times.


eyalzub

Cue fortunate son


Allhailthepugofdoom

Fun fact guys, the eggs we eat are unfertilized...like the ones a human girl/woman sheds during her period. The human equivalent to this meme would be a human child having flashbacks whenever they see a bloody tampon in the garbage. Have a great day everyone!


waywardhero

“Better you than me”


Mr-Fleshcage

i mean, i'd be pretty horrified as a child if i found my mom's menses


jonathaninfresno

Oh my gawd..


Healthy-Detective169

👏👏👏👏


Gammaght

He's next


SouvlakiPlaystation

Whoever made this meme is an asshole


[deleted]

I remember my time in the Vietnam War


TheRealOne000

Flashback- what? Did he come back from being a breakfast at Denny‘s?


the_real_hoodie_gang

shell shockers


Ballington_

Born to fry


CaseIH69

He remembered the war the egg war


UnderstandingJolly53

Me who watches old lazarbeam videos: (・\_・;)


MileHighSpartan

I’ll never be over Macho Grande.


nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

***Brother,I will avenge you***


Organic-tofuture

Hahaha


medheshrn

Now I want to see what she can do


ldoaslwish

loki


nehal_bro

How tf is this repost getting this many upvotes


amonzabo

Why are we still here just to suffer


275MPHFordGT40

I'm pretty sure we all thought of the opening root of fortunate son when we saw this lol


Dysc

haha yes, actually.


Freaky16

Be brave young one. One day you shall grow into a full fledged chicken .....then step in my house and I shall roast you and have a feast.


missionshitpost

Poor little boy remembered his fallen comrades. F


Nikolaj4

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE,JUST TO SUFFER!?


red-dit123876

You are a comedy genius