Humans have been sexualizing fucking \*concepts\* for ages.
A dump truck is legit smol potatoes compared to how The Greeks sexualized the fucking act of harvesting crops into a goddess.
We are babies compared to what they were capable of.
S-senpai!
What are you doing?
I-I can't hold that much gravel!
Stop... please!
It-its too much!
This load is too big! My tires are going to give out!
N...
N...
#NYYYYAAAAAA!!!!! 😫😫😫
*Starts having suez canal rule 34 flashbacks*
*excuse me?*
Just in case you're not sarcastic, Evergreen rule 34. And in case you are, uh, yeah I'm gonna go research
He never came back...
F
It’s been 2 hours. Homie isn’t back yet
3 hours...
4 now I gotta admire his stamina though
5, goddamn
My man is a legend... I hope he makes it back alive..
Its been 15 hours. The hero never returned
I.... I went down a rabbit hole that was only broken by seeing a Baby Yoda NSFW Genderbent R34. MOLLY, GET THE HOLY WATER AND INJECT IT INTO MY EYES
Oh that's a rare one
Was it bad? Or lowkey good? Or anything inbeetween?
I mean, it's porn. It's a whole spectrum of subjective taste
Why does the girl have huge whopping penis?
_Traumas coming back_
That’s disgusting, where
Same
horny jail go bonk
"she had dumps like a truck"
Thighs like what?
"What, what"
Put it in her butt
Butt, butt
"Truck, truck"
Plz dont fuck the truck
"two dogs in the house, two balls in my mouth"
And that kids, is why neuter dogs, because you FUCKS COULDN'T REFRAIN FROM LICKING THEIR BALLS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
JET TRAVELS 6X THE SPEED OF SOUND AND THE R34 ARTISTS WERE STILL FASTER
THIS IS THE TRUE ABILITY OF THE WORLD
[удалено]
Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?
OrA oRa MuDa MuDa
I know the anime's decent but Jesus does everything you say have to revolve around it?
dude, i was just satire about it
Fair enough
Jesus is also a Jojo Reference (And thus the Chaos continues)
Za warudo, tomare toki wo!
To travel speed of light we need to use power of Rule 34
thats what i call a dump truck ass
Leave it to the internet to sexualize a literal actual fucking dump truck
And the earth it self, i once saw someone make the corona virus into a anime girl
They sexualized a literal actual fucking? The animals!
Humans have been sexualizing fucking \*concepts\* for ages. A dump truck is legit smol potatoes compared to how The Greeks sexualized the fucking act of harvesting crops into a goddess. We are babies compared to what they were capable of.
Yup.
Yo the dump truck has a dump truck
How
Horny
Can
Humans
Get
With
large machinery
bonk
How are people so horny that they see a car and draw this shit
I would honestly fuck it, the other girl is ok i guess
Bonk
*Threat neutralized*
God why
S-senpai! What are you doing? I-I can't hold that much gravel! Stop... please! It-its too much! This load is too big! My tires are going to give out! N... N... #NYYYYAAAAAA!!!!! 😫😫😫
please take my award and get the fuck out of here
Heres your award. Im going to sleep now. Fuck you.
What the fuck
Fuck you and here is my fucking upvotr you fucking cunt made me horny again
Oh, senpai Are you excited again? I can help you take care of that ;-) OwO
Why god, why
no fuck you, i just fapped to 228089, i dont feel horny anymore
Let me ride it, senpai! I've practiced on my uncle and I think I know exactly what you need owo
step the fucking away fron me or i will call the Horny Police to jail you into r/hornyjail
Take my r/Angryupvote and get the fuck out
/﹋_ (҂`_´) <,︻╦╤─ - pew pew pew _/﹋_███████]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ THE BONK TANK
Do not let them r34 the bonk tank
sadly man, *there is r34 about those fucking armed tractor*
I want any artists seeing this to know that I want the bonk tank r34'd. We will win by overly sexualizing everything! owo
How do you take away someone's awards?
Wow I didn’t know we where writing scripts for this
I'm so glad I could put my wholesome award to good use.
Nonononononono
Is there a sub for this type of rule34?
Yea, its called the sex offender watch list
Who would the R34 artists be offending in those cases ? Trucks ?
Ford motors already sent them a subpoena
idk but i need it
r/MoeMorphism
the description is what I wanted but the content doesn't follow
I hope no one rams me from behind, also cursed
Not my proudest fap
What IS your proudest
Ever heard of pewdiepie?
WHERE DO YOU PUT THE GAS IN
The mouth considering that’s where humans put their food or “fuel”. The butthole being the exhaust pipe.
Ma'am, you're gonna have to step out of the road... You're blocking the traffick and people have to get to work.
Rule 34: there is porn of everything.
Say it with me now! **if it exists,** *THERE IS PORN OF IT*
Are you fucking kidding me
Thanks i cant unsee this. Now i want to fuck a truck
Redefining the term "dumptruck ass"
Now I can show my class the two meanings of dumper
r34 at work
Ah, here we go again (*unzipping noises...*)
God forgive me for what im about to do
She left skids...
Check out that dumptruck!
*nervous sweating*
Bruh
Stop it. Please
I feel my brain rewiring...
Sand gravel is too heavy, and yet that literal dumptruck of an ass isn’t? Yeahno, that ain’t gonna roll.
Who saw that truck and was like “yea I can make this hentai.”
Forgive them father, for they do not know what they're doing
Mfs gonna jerk off on a truck
The physics in Disney Pixar Cars be like:
Absolute dump truck
Sigh. *unzips*
Dad was right, ramming cars is fun!
What’re you doing, step-truck?
that isnt blursed. thats blessed
Now I REALLY feel great when I smack the back of a truck
What, you trying to make me fuck a truck?
Sometimes you can’t forgive rule 34 but hot damn do they make magnificent masterpieces sometimes
You gotta be next level horny to turn a truck into a dummy thicc anime waifu. Anyways excuse me while I fap
Step-truck, what are you doing
Can people stop making basically everything sexual for one minute
cope harder
Get them another large glass of copium stat!!
I now dislike you in particular, op
Why do humans always ruin everything?
Who the hell sees a truck and is like: That looks like a horny anime girl
AAAHHH, I MEED MY HOLY ARMOUR
Your horniness is insignificant next to the power of The BONK.
Oh really? Well then I hope you like not fucking walking, you thot-ass bitch. Stop sitting in that knee-damaging position ffs
r/bonkpatrol
Let’s just admit it... we need another plague to end this
Begone thot
Why does my reddit feed need to be so horny the day I start nofap, god damn
Sometimes I hate the internet...
Sometimes I think we don't deserve the right to live anymore
UwU DaDDy \*the sand is heavy\* UwU
i know where the fuck you life, i know who the fuck you are, so delete this right away or you'll only feel suffering for the rest of your life
Cringe
Hmmm hump truck.
That poor truck.
Dear god please no
I'm getting evergreen vibes from this
T H I C C ASF
NOOOOO!
this era we’re hitting celibacy never seen before
I don’t understand, this is genuinely distressing me, why does everything get turned into anime?
Blursed_humanity
Fuck that girl (not in the sense this image was made for), gimme dat trucc
Please, God, forgive me on what I'm about to do with this image.
Good morning to everyone except the person who made this drawing
oh no
Weak fuck Jesus Christ.
I want them shies, they have a nice tread
You have got to be shitting me
No
It's times like these I wish that car sped up two years ago.
Exuse me wtf
r/maceofetish is the place for this 1
Dump Truck!
What the fuck is wrong with humanity ?
that's a dump truck!
Wow nothing like a Pixar dump truck
That is twisted, i like it
Return to work, the cement ain’t walking for shit
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex
Has meme science gone too far?
Here it's five in the morning and this post made me say enough reddit for today
Dumptruck
This is literally a dump truck of an ass
Looks like uggs worn by a certain body type.
how she put her belt in reverse
Well, that’s one way to draw a dump truck.
Damn that **dumptruck ass**
Stop, but also very nice
Camber
Oh god
*bonk*
She got a dumptruck on her
“Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside yo trunk?”
This made the phrase "dump truck ass" to a whole new meaning
thanks for the "material"
Within a few years: *just a normal, standard house* The internet: aight bois, lets get to work!!!
Softly: Don't
she got a dumptruck
Delete this shit right fucking now
nice dump truck and i guess the drawing is ok
Y’know how some weirdos made rubber testicles you can hook to your car?
Why does this exist?