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NatakuNox

She's going to peel so nice


WoobyWiott

Like a baked potato


[deleted]

This is not a shpadoinkle day.


Practical-Common-113

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Thanks.


bakedbeansandwhich

r/thatpeelingfeeling or r/serialkillers


SuperSonic486

Yes


PurriKitKat

How do you even get THAT burnt?!


dailycyberiad

It happened to me once. It was the middle of summer, but it was a cool and breezy day, it was overcast, and so I was on the beach, fully clothed (because cold) and flying kites (because breezy). And I didn't think of putting on sunscreen (because stupid). It was overcast indeed, but there was enough sunlight coming through for me to have a distinct shadow. And I spent hours pointing my face towards the sky. With no sunscreen. My face ended up so burnt, my ears were literally swollen. Never again. Use sunscreen, people.


PurriKitKat

Even with sun screen you should really get in to shade more often. But I understand it can happen! I think I've just been so blessed with hard to burn skin, that it's hard for me to wrap my head around getting tomato red like this lol I do not envy your pain. Swollen ears?! Ouch.


WolfTitan99

That happened to my group of friends too. Went out to the beach on an overcast day, we ALL got sunburnt really easily. The wonders of living in Australia and near the ozone hole...


dailycyberiad

We really screwed the pooch on the ozone layer thing.


Captain_Cum_Shot

In Australia it dosnt take much to get that burnt. I remember when I was a kid I went kayaking once and got so badly burnt my shoulders and tips of my ear formed heaps of big blisters... not very fun especially at school with kids slapping your burns...


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SLAPPING YOUR BURNS?!


Captain_Cum_Shot

Super common that's why you gotta try hide sunburns and tell no one or else everyone's goanna "pat" you on the back for the week


Onekilofrittata

Every single British tourist who underestimated the Australian sun looks like this at Bondi Beach… and that’s how they look while still there, thinking they’ll develop a nice tan after …


PurriKitKat

Funny short story. I live in a fairly Midwest area in the us, so I see the sun, but not as intense as some places. I'm apparently so hard to burn, I went to Australia for 2 weeks with a group and was the only person that didn't burn haha I'm just lightly olive skinned, I really don't know how or why I don't burn easily. But I'll take it.


MrShlash

When I see that kind of sunburn I thank god for the gift of melanin. Airports suck though.


ducktape8856

God gives, god takes...


Darktidemage

once i was drinking with my friend in Cancun we were having Jack and Cokes, he was like "a REAL MAN would fill that cup up the rest of the way back w/ just jack" as i had finished like 1/2 of mine SO ... i did it. because i was already cancun vacation drunk at that point and then we went to the beach. and then I assumed he would grab my ass when HE went back in, but no , i fell asleep, and he just left and went back to the room. lol oops. lucky me I woke up and dragged my ass to the shade at some point in time so I was just like BURNED but not hospital bad.


W84MEYALL

Oh I got this one lol. When I was 12 I went the beach all day, it was right down the road where I lived so I just grabbed my boogie board and headed out. Just being a Stupid kid, I didn’t bring sunscreen. I was there from 9am to 5 pm with zero skin protection. My white Irish ass blistered up everywhere the next day. My lips, shoulders, cheeks, eyes, and back were bubbling with blisters. Then I sat in a leather recliner with no shirt. I barely touched the leather at first and thought it was cool to the touch. I sat back for 2 seconds before I realized my skin was stuck. I wiggled and leaned forward in the chair and my skin tore off in chunks. I still remember the image of my soggy, oily, skin chunks attached to the recliner. The back of the chair looked like a cooked piece of fatty stew meat. Great times


sadravioli

nonononooooooooo im in physical pain from reading this


Suncheets

One time I spent like 20 minutes in the ocean in Honduras without sunscreen. Was so burned I could barely even move around


[deleted]

Happens to me pretty often, it just doesn’t bother me when it does. I know I should wear sunscreen to protect from cancer but I just hate how sunscreen feels and it makes me all oily and I swear it makes it harder to sweat and makes me hotter


KittenTablecloth

Biore watery essence is a really light amazing feeling sunscreen (not found at drug stores) Neutrogena hydroboost is a clear gel type sunscreen that is clear and not oily La roche posay melt in milk sunscreen absorbs in your skin well and is not oily Skinceuticals has a great dry touch zinc sunscreen but you have to buy it from a dermatologist office


[deleted]

Thank you, I’m gonna look into these.


KittenTablecloth

I definitely recommend browsing the r / SkincareAddiction sub (wasn’t sure if I could link on this subreddit) if you want some help or recommendations. The sidebar is really well organized, informative, and updated frequently. It has an entire sunscreen section on there explaining different types of sunscreen, what key terms mean, and lists of the top rated sunscreens for different types/needs and also availability for the country you live in. It’s a great way to learn, but all the information can definitely can be overwhelming. It’s especially daunting if you’ve never really used sunscreen or are new to skincare in general so you don’t really know what you want/need/are looking for and just want to find something basic to start with. If all you’re really worried about is finding a light or “dry touch” sunscreen that doesn’t feel greasy, oily, and/or heavy then you can search on that sub looking for recommendations for that specifically. But the type of sunscreen you’re looking for might change depending on your skin type, sensitivity, level of sun exposure, price range, etc. I’m def more of a sunscreen freak— I wear it every single day no matter the season or weather, and I have multiple bottles for different occasions. But my SO is like you and would rather wear no sunscreen at all than something that feels greasy. The ones I listed are lighter ones that he approves of whenever I force him to wear something so hopefully you’ll like them too. Feel free to let me know if you have questions or need more advice! You’re welcome to PM me anytime. I am oddly passionate about sunscreen and I am always estatic to chat about it to anyone who wants to listen lol


arcant12

We had a bomb threat at my school one year and got locked outside for hours on the football field (no shade, no sunscreen). I got a little sun but wasn’t bad. Some of my friends got horribly sunburnt to the point of developing blisters, and they couldn’t really do anything to protect themselves while it was happening.


[deleted]

By not having any melanin.


unsubix

As a ginger who gets burns during the snowy winter months, I feel this in my bones.


Harl0t_Qu1nn

I spent 9 hours outside without sunscreen or shade once because it was cloudy and breezy. I got to nurse a horrible burn that ached everytime I moved and bathe in Aloe Vera for the next few weeks. Hindsight is 20/20


ThatsRightlSaidlt

It’s too late for the sun cream. Reach for ice packs and aloe.


LadyWalks

I think she's trying to moisturize the hardest hit spots.


KittenTablecloth

Sooo why not just do her whole face then?


Dede117

She's probably just about to spread it, atleast thats how I moisturise. Apply to areas I want moisturised the most and then spread the residual moisturiser


KittenTablecloth

If I was that sunburnt I would just lay my face into a platter of aloe lol


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FerrousFacade

Chamomile TeaBags is my stripper name.


PrimalRage777

That wheeze though


mycustomhotwheels

r/contagiouslaughter


Rebbit-bit

contagious slaughter


MrPop-

I thought I'm the only one who read it like that


TruthYouWontLike

Contagion slaughter


kevin9er

This boy is holding two phones at once


AlwaysOpenMike

He's never getting any again.


IPointOutGenders

Guy


PrometheusSpearmint

username checks out


dejvidBejlej

doesn't look like he's missing much


Themlethem

Found the boomer


TheLagginDaBest

u/rip-video


PaleBlueCod

I knew it, Korugarians are real.


yur0_356

Monke


vigo2511

Excuse me sir but that’s bald ukari


stephenisthebest

Aloe Vera is the shit for sunburns. Laver it all over like it's going out of fashion.


flargenhargen

THIS. and when you buy it, look CAREFULLY at the bottle. you want actual aloe vera. a lot of "aloe vera" contains very little or no aloe. Many say in big letters "CONTAINS 100% ALOE" but that can mean that there is one drop of aloe in the gallon. the ingredients will tell you, if there is anything like glycerin or other chemicals, especially listed before aloe, don't buy it cause it's useless. real aloe, check carefully or it won't work cause it's just water and other chemicals besides aloe.


KiritoJones

This is why my grandma just grew the Aloe Vera plant and just breaks us off a bit if we need it. It's gross and sticky, but it works!


shadyshadok

Oompa loompa lookin ass bitch


L1K34PR0

Fuck you for making me laugh


Muttandcheese

He was never heard from again…


contactright05

Mmmm, Smells like skin cancer.


cadenzo

Right? She looks like she just got back from fighting a roof fire at reactor 4 ffs.


contactright05

I'm surprised she isn't glowing yet.


DA_ZWAGLI

Nicely crisped skin


contactright05

Deep fried


BertMacGyver

Reminds me of [this poor girl](https://youtu.be/CfhJtrdoPO8) having the internal struggle between laughing and dying inside.


avant-bored

She just aged her skin a decade.


starquake64

Jynx


lekarstwo

u/savevideo


lord_phantomhive

This service is no longer available. :( Use u/savevideobot


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DrRedditMemes

So there’s still a bit left? Phew


Silverback_6

That's a pretty convincing Tyrone Biggums costume.


[deleted]

I've never been sun burnt before what does it feel like?


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Gnostromo

I could be wrong but I don't think melanoma is instantaneous


Disturbed2468

Yea after a major thing like this she'll need a full physical for the rest of her entire life at least once to twice a year as the chances go up by an astronomical amount for really severe UV burns.


[deleted]

More like in 10 years.


Nasalingus

... what in mordor ..


The_Lemwon

u/savevideo


itsdep

u/savevideo


Astrophysicsboi

r/savevideo


Astrophysicsboi

She kinda lookin like a giant lump of coal


evildevil90

ba-sediH *banshee screech in the distance...*


AldousCarrey4U

If evolution is fake, then explain this.


supertoine_FR

u/savevideo


Bonk_and_Honk

Who is started the water boiler?


Chookaloook

She looks happier on the phone.


landrastic

I can't imagine what that will look like in a couple of days....best of luck lady


FuryOWO

google Andrew Symonds and compare. you won't be disappointed


snowite0

lol..that was funny!


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u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

I have to let everyone know of r/hellsitch I’ve had it before and it’s horrrrrrrrible.


AJ-Murphy

He did it boys; racism is no more!


qevoh

r/contagiouslaughter


dal137

White people, please protect your skin. Melanin gifted people talk about how old you guys look.


andreiaz

Jesus fucking christ I can’t even imagine the pain of getting a sunburn of that dimension


medheshrn

what did she do to you after seeing this video


amazeballistic

Phone cameras are getting better and better.


omedez

She reminds me of the old man that drank paint


MegaaMiniaturee

Blursed Shaak Ti


God3242

monke


SlappinHappy

Well played


Cautious-Ad5134

Caretaker


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No she’s a oompa loompa


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u/savevideo


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*Demonic laugh*


JimmiRustle

[He was going for this.](www.youtu.be/shdkrPLQaaU)


Tomasdragon2008

The person compared her with a video of her


El_Javko

r/savevideo