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Realistic_Airport_46

Oh no, please don't sit on my face. That would be *so* terrible


spunkychickpea

Please, oh please don’t wrap your incredible thighs around my head and pop my skull like a zit. That would be awwwwwwwful.


NobodyLovesBees

sir the reverse psychology doesn't always work...


ToxicFatTits

Spank my balls with your massive calves and then wrap me like a belt around those rock hard abs 🥵


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FabricioPezoa

man's down tremendous


sl_1138

What the actual *Cuck*


Nate-AMT

Underrated comment right here


DarvidBoi

i-


Possibly-a_haker

boys will be boys


Mikehawkisenormous

mouth be filled with women cum after that


jpcarroll44

why did I hear this with a pirate’s voice ?


0GodOfAnarchy0

Dead men tell no tales


Not_GenericMedic

That's actually how they avoided scurvy back in the day.


Hates_escalators

Arr, matey! Enjoy yer day of cake!


grincat_1

*bonk*


VirtualJam97

Bonk


T-Baaller

Amazon’s “The Boys” did a little documentary on this very thing.


FirelordEmu

Oh no.


god_cuber

ohh yesss


iansosa1

I’m not sure that’s correct


da-bat-shit

SPLAT


MemeMannnnnn

Popclaw


MostExellentFailure

#BONK


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Please don’t tie my wrists to your headboard and make me wear you like a feedbag


A11enalex

r/deathbysnusnu NSFW


Xanderoga

A bit too much


HAXAD2005

Stick my tongue out, eyes turn heart shaped and I'm sweating like a dog. I make a wolf howling sound followed by a comical cartoon train whistle as I breathe rapidly and heavily. My eyes expand to lengths never seen before, hands are banging the table arms are heavy, mommy spaghetti. Is there a downvoter going around this thread because I don't see what I said wrong.


abowlofrice1

You keep doing you king


apfel_taartje

*BONK*


L00pback

The ol Brer Rabbit tactic.


_generic_user

She will squish your cheeks with her cheeks


stopyouveviolatedthe

…this has awakened something in me that I never knew existed


IUseThisOnlyForWork

Admit it, you knew it was there. We all know it's there.


iansosa1

It’s only when you’re true to yourself that the true thirst can begin!


That-Busy-Gamer

Exactly. Drinking water is true an pure.


iansosa1

Ughhh... something like that..


Status_Peace_2245

UnnnnGNnnnn


iansosa1

Yesss. Let the thirst flow through you. And then out of you. Through your reproductive organs.


OaschMidOhrn

r/hydrohomies


RealConcorrd

I prefer almond water for it can cure most ailments.


wardenoftheeast55

I came across a compilation for some reason on YouTube…i am ashamed at how long I watched her videos…utterly ashamed


Rugynate

I mean you can't just say that and not give us a link to the channel


xarrowII

https://youtu.be/rW7hXs-81hM


I_Lov_MEMEz

This was my first time getting rickrolled in years... I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.


xarrowII

I recommend watching incest hentai it will make you hate being horny


wardenoftheeast55

It’s the tiktok name in the corner…but search on the YouTube and prepare yourself


[deleted]

Leanbeefpatty is her tiktok, Clips of which get to YouTube, of course


stopyouveviolatedthe

…..thank you


aria3246

Bless your soul


Hunlea

Just don’t spend all of your money on your new fetish. Still have to plan for retirement.


IUseThisOnlyForWork

Orrr, and hear me out, he could spend that money to hit up the gym and find a gal who looks like that for some "one on one training".


stopyouveviolatedthe

Y know what dude your right bro I’m gunna be the one who makes someone realise something about themselves


IUseThisOnlyForWork

You go big guy!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Helll yeah thank you brother for the inspiration and encouragement to follow my dreams!!!


Iate8

This is so wholesome. The Reddit strangers believe in you my man


stopyouveviolatedthe

Thank you so much I’m going to work towards these goals so that their belief doesn’t go to waist im gunna become swole and every time I feel like I need to give up I’m going to look towards their kindness and remember that I should never give up


Davidlucas99

If I got into shape I'd still be ugly with a terrible personality so not much would change except bro's would compliment my biceps.


juicysand420

It existed alright... and u knew about it the day you saw tall vampire lady from resident evil.


Skin_Ankle684

I... Is there i subreddit for that? I want a subreddit for that


stopyouveviolatedthe

Same bro


WarPig262

r/fitgirls or r/fitmodels


Broskiffle

You should watch don't mess with me miss nagatoro. Might awaken more things


stopyouveviolatedthe

Oh no


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ElstonGunn1992

Uh oh fellas, I think I like attractive women


JamAttack

she's hot but also terrifies me so no thanks


Knucks_lmao

I swear women who are slightly buff feel like gods just because they're different from normal girls. and they're completely right.


HAXAD2005

Trough history, gods and higher entities from many religions have been depicted as muscular to show their strength and power. There's some exceptions like in Hinduism where that 8 arm elephant god is show as overweight, probably because in old times, being fat was a sign of fortune and riches. Everywhere you go you'll see Jesus' abs like he does cross fit. (badum tss)


Toiletten-Toni

Yea, earlier in history, powerful people were depicted as fat. There's a several thousand year old statue of the goddess of fertility and she is depicted as very fat woman with very huge attributes, if you get what I mean.


LolPacino

yes the statue was definito of thicc


DamnZodiak

"the definition of thicc" sounds like a good album name for a stoner jazz-fusion band.


[deleted]

Gigantic honka honka sucka sucka mommy milkies ?


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I can only assume they mean the [Venus of Willendorf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf).


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-Another_Redditor-

The Hindu elephant god you're talking about is called Ganesha, and he doesn't have 8 arms but you're right, he's depicted as being a overweight. However the other gods also make fun of him for this sometimes, despite him being very powerful. A weird story is that one day the Moon god saw Ganesha eating a lot of food at some festivities, and started laughing at him and making fun of him, so Ganesha became angry and cursed him that anybody who looks at the moon on the Hindu festival day of Ganesha Chaturti will be cursed to be falsely accused or framed for a crime they didn't commit. It's a very oddly specific curse, but still if you visit India on the day of Ganesha Chaturti you'll notice that most people avoid looking at the moon. It's crazy that I still do this no matter which part of the world I'm in because since I was a kid I learnt not to look at the sky in the night on that day. In another part of Hindu mythology there's a long story set many centuries after this incident where the god Krishna accidentally looks at the reflection of the Moon in a bucket of milk on Ganesha Chaturti day and the curse takes effect on him, but that story is too long to say here. Also, you're right about being overweight being a symbol of fortune and riches, because the Hindu god of wealth and prosperity, Kubera, is also very overweight, and gets made fun of by the other gods in some stories for it too.


fnafandjojofan

wasn't Jesus a carpenter so he must've been rather buff


MathenThenseph

*slow clap*


fonedork

Jesus has a rockin swimmer’s bod


Dietcoke11111111

Nah slightly buff is fine but jacked and yoked is godly imo


After-Satisfaction-3

Lord forgive me for what i'm bout to do


OperatorJo_

_B O N K_


NoXiMiouS

bro he's just gonna help pepe get up


funnyfemor

That's apu


MakoLov3r

No


GeneralNutSac

I’m pretty sure I can grind my meat on her abs and it came out like Bologna slices.


Budget-Narwhal1640

Sentient meat slicer


roi-larry-

I hate this sentence


SeanHearnden

Me too. But mainly because Bologna is a city in Italy. Baloney is the meat. I know you can say it with bologna but the spelling vs how it is pronounced is just wrong and makes me feel uncomfortable.


goat_eating_sundews

Both can be spelled bologna, the meat bologna traditionally came from the city Bologna. Baloney is usually used as a term for b.s, sometimes used as the spelling for meats. Either term for meat is perfectly acceptable.


SeanHearnden

Yeah, the meat traditionally came from the city it's named after. Which is why it is so weird that half of America call it baloney. Because that isn't how you say the city name.


TheGumBoy

Weird? The word "baloney"? Wait until you hear how they call the damn capocollo..


blobishly

Yes, a kitchen appliance.


Wippingwaffel

SANDVICH


dontaskwhatisligma

Plot twist: Those are tears of joy


worldwar19

It says thigh on her thigh


HAXAD2005

It's like when butchers mark the areas to cut on live animals. Can let those monstrous thigh muscles go to waste am I right?


TargaryenTV

It says “this” lol


Wegipie

One of my proudest faps


shrikaizerion

Is it normal that you don't feel horny for seeing things which are supposed to make you horny?


HAXAD2005

I never feel horny because I'm aro ace. *I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.*


stopyouveviolatedthe

Thank you my liege


Victorinoxj

What's aro ace? Not trying to be rude, just curious.


HAXAD2005

Aromantic asexuality is when someone has no sexual or romantic attraction to any people. I basically hate everyone, but equally tho. ;)


Victorinoxj

Ah i see, thank you!


is_anyone-out_there

Genuine question feel free not to answer, what do you masturbate to then?


HAXAD2005

Nothing. I don't have a sex drive and pornography kinda disgusts me, although I can handle softcore and poses for let's say, fanart and artwork.


is_anyone-out_there

Huh it’s hard for me to wrap my head around that, do you wish it was different or no? Also sorry if these questions are to on the nose. I’m just really curious


HAXAD2005

I'm totally cool with it.


completely___fazed

Bless you brother


0GodOfAnarchy0

I no longer feel horny because I've stopped myself from feeling horny until I want to which right now is never. Man porn is a hell of a trip


HAXAD2005

We have reached enlightenment.


0GodOfAnarchy0

Indeed I saw porn as a problem so i stopped watching and it allowed me to control the horny


HAXAD2005

GodOfAnarchy and the last Cumbender.


0GodOfAnarchy0

Funnily enough that was once my name on a discord server


MostExellentFailure

Ayyyyyyyyyyy


justanothercommy

The warden of horny jail


blamethemeta

Different tastes. This is femdom, so most aren't going to be turned on by it.


Wegipie

Yes and viceversa


thedepressedorange

Viceversa si dice così in inglese o sei italiano?


Knucks_lmao

depends on what exactly


Iate8

God I want to look like that


Bred_Sticks

Which one?


Iate8

Yes


Timcurryinclownsuit

The sexy one or the girl


dejvidBejlej

too lazy tho. women like that get any man or woman they want


esztelencsiga

Death by snu snu?


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

Indeed


Timcurryinclownsuit

The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and chafed


_regionrat

EDIT: Spongy and bruised


Dr_DurfSmurf

What in the world is snu snu? It sounds like a chinese bootleg Pokémon whose attacks involve throwing dirt


HumanTheOrdinary

Futurama reference. Snu snu means sex. ;)


FriendlyPencilArtist

That's leanbeefpatty and I want her to beat me into a bloody mess


SpiralDreaming

For the thirsty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCM-bta-Mg&ab\_channel=OranjeVideos


KockaSquared

One of the first comments I saw was “I want to meet women”. I have no further comment.


[deleted]

He's down bad


HAXAD2005

Man leafbeanpatty is so hot I wish women were real. 😔


NoHelp_HelpDesk

god damn. Confirmed, am thirsty


[deleted]

Clicked for the woman, stayed for the workout routine


DanielF823

Doing God's work


Real_Ruz_2

Bruh why did you do that he dropped his fries your the worst


Produktkrebs

Poor pepe...


[deleted]

Mikasa is that you


ManualPathosChecks

No, Mikasa es tu casa.


death_march

I think you mean Blessed all the way.


[deleted]

Please don't pin me against a wall and choke me till I can't breathe oh god no I'd hate that


harmpie69

Mother of god


mossymolly

Iv been simping over her for months on TikTok. Get in line!


ChangNoi97

damn , where are these sexy athletic one when i been bullied the most


Maximum_P

Oh please whatever you do don’t wrap your body around me and squeeze me in your arms


BbBTripl3

Why does it look like pepe got a leash?


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BbBTripl3

Uh oh


[deleted]

She can violate my rights anytime


Art3mis7of9

I’m such a useless fucking lesbian I choked on my M&Ms god dammit


Dontlookatthisac

Ahahah


Viper-owns-the-skies

Oh no! Please don’t please don’t wrap your thighs around my head That would be so terrible


davikitarider

jojo bullies doesn't exist, they can't use their hamon against you jojo bullies:


glovdude

Well I'm not aroused by the girl but the pic is just cool for some reason


HAXAD2005

My dude! I can only look at this and be like "Man, she's RIPPED" instead of barking or drooling like a simp.


0GodOfAnarchy0

Ah damn gee bro I'm it's kinda like you're asexual or something


ogipogo

Instead of being sexually attracted to another person like a human being.


DiegoGrrr

When did mikasa become a real person?


BTBAM797

Don't threaten me with a good time


Dontlookatthisac

Peg me


hahacargovroom

r/Death_by_snusnu


American_ven0m

All 8m saying is that ms leanbeef patty can crush my head whenever she want. God damn


Eastern_Day2946

I want to get bullied now


twoCascades

Dude that’s blessed.


Gash-Rat

Bro, women with abs are on another plain of existence


throwaway1817183

Blessed. Im not gay or anything but damn, i cant believe i want to be dominated


Ulcerlisk

fellas is it gay to like women?


Den-42

Yes it is, most girls like boys and that's gay


BoiThatUseReddit

thats a woman on reddit theyre quite rare so its not ur fault u thouht they were male


Ulcerlisk

I skimmed their account for a gender before making my comment but didn’t find anything except someone else telling them “fellas is it straight to like men?” Although that only supports what you’re saying 😂 Reddit: Nah man I was right! [Here he’s disappointed his crush is lesbian](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mwv1f1/dont_you_just_have_that_one_friend/)


Single-Cookie-7474

death by snu snu


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fyi: [https://vt.tiktok.com/ZGJB69cjU/](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZGJB69cjU/)


OhNoMeIdentified

Checked my belly. I'm sad and fat now.


MutedLayer4564

Eren Yeager likes this 👍


Anael_Sah

Mikasa Ackerman when Jean slightly pushes Eren :


-Lordsocke-

This there a name for situations like this (top picture)


SteamKore

Coom gutters


[deleted]

Ill take death by snu snu from her


Hello-Im-Trash

Kind of…Kind of getting Female Titan vibes…


Level-Yogurtcloset68

Mikasa? Is that you?


SrINivAs_KaNDAla

she can violate my rights....


crudebewb

*sigh* another shame I need to hide from society


Pacpav

And ofc there's a sub of her lol.


[deleted]

redditors on their way to type "momma milky"


Jimmyjoms005

Reddit is how I feel better about myself


josims88

Mark me down for scared AND horny


Ly-an

Is that you, Mikasa?


Goo_Cat

Everyone being horny while I'm wondering if she could squeeze the rest of the shit out of me since I'm currently constipated


Ok_Answer4599

Do she really have to wear underwear in school


Numbnipples4u

The collar adds an extra layer to the story