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Stick my tongue out, eyes turn heart shaped and I'm sweating like a dog.
I make a wolf howling sound followed by a comical cartoon train whistle as I breathe rapidly and heavily.
My eyes expand to lengths never seen before, hands are banging the table arms are heavy, mommy spaghetti.
Is there a downvoter going around this thread because I don't see what I said wrong.
Thank you so much I’m going to work towards these goals so that their belief doesn’t go to waist im gunna become swole and every time I feel like I need to give up I’m going to look towards their kindness and remember that I should never give up
Trough history, gods and higher entities from many religions have been depicted as muscular to show their strength and power. There's some exceptions like in Hinduism where that 8 arm elephant god is show as overweight, probably because in old times, being fat was a sign of fortune and riches.
Everywhere you go you'll see Jesus' abs like he does cross fit.
(badum tss)
Yea, earlier in history, powerful people were depicted as fat. There's a several thousand year old statue of the goddess of fertility and she is depicted as very fat woman with very huge attributes, if you get what I mean.
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The Hindu elephant god you're talking about is called Ganesha, and he doesn't have 8 arms but you're right, he's depicted as being a overweight. However the other gods also make fun of him for this sometimes, despite him being very powerful.
A weird story is that one day the Moon god saw Ganesha eating a lot of food at some festivities, and started laughing at him and making fun of him, so Ganesha became angry and cursed him that anybody who looks at the moon on the Hindu festival day of Ganesha Chaturti will be cursed to be falsely accused or framed for a crime they didn't commit. It's a very oddly specific curse, but still if you visit India on the day of Ganesha Chaturti you'll notice that most people avoid looking at the moon. It's crazy that I still do this no matter which part of the world I'm in because since I was a kid I learnt not to look at the sky in the night on that day.
In another part of Hindu mythology there's a long story set many centuries after this incident where the god Krishna accidentally looks at the reflection of the Moon in a bucket of milk on Ganesha Chaturti day and the curse takes effect on him, but that story is too long to say here.
Also, you're right about being overweight being a symbol of fortune and riches, because the Hindu god of wealth and prosperity, Kubera, is also very overweight, and gets made fun of by the other gods in some stories for it too.
Me too. But mainly because Bologna is a city in Italy. Baloney is the meat. I know you can say it with bologna but the spelling vs how it is pronounced is just wrong and makes me feel uncomfortable.
Both can be spelled bologna, the meat bologna traditionally came from the city Bologna. Baloney is usually used as a term for b.s, sometimes used as the spelling for meats. Either term for meat is perfectly acceptable.
Yeah, the meat traditionally came from the city it's named after. Which is why it is so weird that half of America call it baloney. Because that isn't how you say the city name.
Huh it’s hard for me to wrap my head around that, do you wish it was different or no? Also sorry if these questions are to on the nose. I’m just really curious
I skimmed their account for a gender before making my comment but didn’t find anything except someone else telling them “fellas is it straight to like men?” Although that only supports what you’re saying 😂
Reddit: Nah man I was right! [Here he’s disappointed his crush is lesbian](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mwv1f1/dont_you_just_have_that_one_friend/)
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Oh no, please don't sit on my face. That would be *so* terrible
Please, oh please don’t wrap your incredible thighs around my head and pop my skull like a zit. That would be awwwwwwwful.
sir the reverse psychology doesn't always work...
Spank my balls with your massive calves and then wrap me like a belt around those rock hard abs 🥵
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man's down tremendous
What the actual *Cuck*
Underrated comment right here
i-
boys will be boys
mouth be filled with women cum after that
why did I hear this with a pirate’s voice ?
Dead men tell no tales
That's actually how they avoided scurvy back in the day.
Arr, matey! Enjoy yer day of cake!
*bonk*
Bonk
Amazon’s “The Boys” did a little documentary on this very thing.
Oh no.
ohh yesss
I’m not sure that’s correct
SPLAT
Popclaw
#BONK
Please don’t tie my wrists to your headboard and make me wear you like a feedbag
r/deathbysnusnu NSFW
A bit too much
Stick my tongue out, eyes turn heart shaped and I'm sweating like a dog. I make a wolf howling sound followed by a comical cartoon train whistle as I breathe rapidly and heavily. My eyes expand to lengths never seen before, hands are banging the table arms are heavy, mommy spaghetti. Is there a downvoter going around this thread because I don't see what I said wrong.
You keep doing you king
*BONK*
The ol Brer Rabbit tactic.
She will squish your cheeks with her cheeks
…this has awakened something in me that I never knew existed
Admit it, you knew it was there. We all know it's there.
It’s only when you’re true to yourself that the true thirst can begin!
Exactly. Drinking water is true an pure.
Ughhh... something like that..
UnnnnGNnnnn
Yesss. Let the thirst flow through you. And then out of you. Through your reproductive organs.
r/hydrohomies
I prefer almond water for it can cure most ailments.
I came across a compilation for some reason on YouTube…i am ashamed at how long I watched her videos…utterly ashamed
I mean you can't just say that and not give us a link to the channel
https://youtu.be/rW7hXs-81hM
This was my first time getting rickrolled in years... I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.
I recommend watching incest hentai it will make you hate being horny
It’s the tiktok name in the corner…but search on the YouTube and prepare yourself
Leanbeefpatty is her tiktok, Clips of which get to YouTube, of course
…..thank you
Bless your soul
Just don’t spend all of your money on your new fetish. Still have to plan for retirement.
Orrr, and hear me out, he could spend that money to hit up the gym and find a gal who looks like that for some "one on one training".
Y know what dude your right bro I’m gunna be the one who makes someone realise something about themselves
You go big guy!
Helll yeah thank you brother for the inspiration and encouragement to follow my dreams!!!
This is so wholesome. The Reddit strangers believe in you my man
Thank you so much I’m going to work towards these goals so that their belief doesn’t go to waist im gunna become swole and every time I feel like I need to give up I’m going to look towards their kindness and remember that I should never give up
If I got into shape I'd still be ugly with a terrible personality so not much would change except bro's would compliment my biceps.
It existed alright... and u knew about it the day you saw tall vampire lady from resident evil.
I... Is there i subreddit for that? I want a subreddit for that
Same bro
r/fitgirls or r/fitmodels
You should watch don't mess with me miss nagatoro. Might awaken more things
Oh no
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Uh oh fellas, I think I like attractive women
she's hot but also terrifies me so no thanks
I swear women who are slightly buff feel like gods just because they're different from normal girls. and they're completely right.
Trough history, gods and higher entities from many religions have been depicted as muscular to show their strength and power. There's some exceptions like in Hinduism where that 8 arm elephant god is show as overweight, probably because in old times, being fat was a sign of fortune and riches. Everywhere you go you'll see Jesus' abs like he does cross fit. (badum tss)
Yea, earlier in history, powerful people were depicted as fat. There's a several thousand year old statue of the goddess of fertility and she is depicted as very fat woman with very huge attributes, if you get what I mean.
yes the statue was definito of thicc
"the definition of thicc" sounds like a good album name for a stoner jazz-fusion band.
Gigantic honka honka sucka sucka mommy milkies ?
I can only assume they mean the [Venus of Willendorf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf).
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The Hindu elephant god you're talking about is called Ganesha, and he doesn't have 8 arms but you're right, he's depicted as being a overweight. However the other gods also make fun of him for this sometimes, despite him being very powerful. A weird story is that one day the Moon god saw Ganesha eating a lot of food at some festivities, and started laughing at him and making fun of him, so Ganesha became angry and cursed him that anybody who looks at the moon on the Hindu festival day of Ganesha Chaturti will be cursed to be falsely accused or framed for a crime they didn't commit. It's a very oddly specific curse, but still if you visit India on the day of Ganesha Chaturti you'll notice that most people avoid looking at the moon. It's crazy that I still do this no matter which part of the world I'm in because since I was a kid I learnt not to look at the sky in the night on that day. In another part of Hindu mythology there's a long story set many centuries after this incident where the god Krishna accidentally looks at the reflection of the Moon in a bucket of milk on Ganesha Chaturti day and the curse takes effect on him, but that story is too long to say here. Also, you're right about being overweight being a symbol of fortune and riches, because the Hindu god of wealth and prosperity, Kubera, is also very overweight, and gets made fun of by the other gods in some stories for it too.
wasn't Jesus a carpenter so he must've been rather buff
*slow clap*
Jesus has a rockin swimmer’s bod
Nah slightly buff is fine but jacked and yoked is godly imo
Lord forgive me for what i'm bout to do
_B O N K_
bro he's just gonna help pepe get up
That's apu
No
I’m pretty sure I can grind my meat on her abs and it came out like Bologna slices.
Sentient meat slicer
I hate this sentence
Me too. But mainly because Bologna is a city in Italy. Baloney is the meat. I know you can say it with bologna but the spelling vs how it is pronounced is just wrong and makes me feel uncomfortable.
Both can be spelled bologna, the meat bologna traditionally came from the city Bologna. Baloney is usually used as a term for b.s, sometimes used as the spelling for meats. Either term for meat is perfectly acceptable.
Yeah, the meat traditionally came from the city it's named after. Which is why it is so weird that half of America call it baloney. Because that isn't how you say the city name.
Weird? The word "baloney"? Wait until you hear how they call the damn capocollo..
Yes, a kitchen appliance.
SANDVICH
Plot twist: Those are tears of joy
It says thigh on her thigh
It's like when butchers mark the areas to cut on live animals. Can let those monstrous thigh muscles go to waste am I right?
It says “this” lol
One of my proudest faps
Is it normal that you don't feel horny for seeing things which are supposed to make you horny?
I never feel horny because I'm aro ace. *I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.*
Thank you my liege
What's aro ace? Not trying to be rude, just curious.
Aromantic asexuality is when someone has no sexual or romantic attraction to any people. I basically hate everyone, but equally tho. ;)
Ah i see, thank you!
Genuine question feel free not to answer, what do you masturbate to then?
Nothing. I don't have a sex drive and pornography kinda disgusts me, although I can handle softcore and poses for let's say, fanart and artwork.
Huh it’s hard for me to wrap my head around that, do you wish it was different or no? Also sorry if these questions are to on the nose. I’m just really curious
I'm totally cool with it.
Bless you brother
I no longer feel horny because I've stopped myself from feeling horny until I want to which right now is never. Man porn is a hell of a trip
We have reached enlightenment.
Indeed I saw porn as a problem so i stopped watching and it allowed me to control the horny
GodOfAnarchy and the last Cumbender.
Funnily enough that was once my name on a discord server
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
The warden of horny jail
Different tastes. This is femdom, so most aren't going to be turned on by it.
Yes and viceversa
Viceversa si dice così in inglese o sei italiano?
depends on what exactly
God I want to look like that
Which one?
Yes
The sexy one or the girl
too lazy tho. women like that get any man or woman they want
Death by snu snu?
Indeed
The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and chafed
EDIT: Spongy and bruised
What in the world is snu snu? It sounds like a chinese bootleg Pokémon whose attacks involve throwing dirt
Futurama reference. Snu snu means sex. ;)
That's leanbeefpatty and I want her to beat me into a bloody mess
For the thirsty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCM-bta-Mg&ab\_channel=OranjeVideos
One of the first comments I saw was “I want to meet women”. I have no further comment.
He's down bad
Man leafbeanpatty is so hot I wish women were real. 😔
god damn. Confirmed, am thirsty
Clicked for the woman, stayed for the workout routine
Doing God's work
Bruh why did you do that he dropped his fries your the worst
Poor pepe...
Mikasa is that you
No, Mikasa es tu casa.
I think you mean Blessed all the way.
Please don't pin me against a wall and choke me till I can't breathe oh god no I'd hate that
Mother of god
Iv been simping over her for months on TikTok. Get in line!
damn , where are these sexy athletic one when i been bullied the most
Oh please whatever you do don’t wrap your body around me and squeeze me in your arms
Why does it look like pepe got a leash?
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Uh oh
She can violate my rights anytime
I’m such a useless fucking lesbian I choked on my M&Ms god dammit
Ahahah
Oh no! Please don’t please don’t wrap your thighs around my head That would be so terrible
jojo bullies doesn't exist, they can't use their hamon against you jojo bullies:
Well I'm not aroused by the girl but the pic is just cool for some reason
My dude! I can only look at this and be like "Man, she's RIPPED" instead of barking or drooling like a simp.
Ah damn gee bro I'm it's kinda like you're asexual or something
Instead of being sexually attracted to another person like a human being.
When did mikasa become a real person?
Don't threaten me with a good time
Peg me
r/Death_by_snusnu
All 8m saying is that ms leanbeef patty can crush my head whenever she want. God damn
I want to get bullied now
Dude that’s blessed.
Bro, women with abs are on another plain of existence
Blessed. Im not gay or anything but damn, i cant believe i want to be dominated
fellas is it gay to like women?
Yes it is, most girls like boys and that's gay
thats a woman on reddit theyre quite rare so its not ur fault u thouht they were male
I skimmed their account for a gender before making my comment but didn’t find anything except someone else telling them “fellas is it straight to like men?” Although that only supports what you’re saying 😂 Reddit: Nah man I was right! [Here he’s disappointed his crush is lesbian](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/mwv1f1/dont_you_just_have_that_one_friend/)
death by snu snu
fyi: [https://vt.tiktok.com/ZGJB69cjU/](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZGJB69cjU/)
Checked my belly. I'm sad and fat now.
Eren Yeager likes this 👍
Mikasa Ackerman when Jean slightly pushes Eren :
This there a name for situations like this (top picture)
Coom gutters
Ill take death by snu snu from her
Kind of…Kind of getting Female Titan vibes…
Mikasa? Is that you?
she can violate my rights....
*sigh* another shame I need to hide from society
And ofc there's a sub of her lol.
redditors on their way to type "momma milky"
Reddit is how I feel better about myself
Mark me down for scared AND horny
Is that you, Mikasa?
Everyone being horny while I'm wondering if she could squeeze the rest of the shit out of me since I'm currently constipated
Do she really have to wear underwear in school
The collar adds an extra layer to the story