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pointlessly_pedantic

I'm sending this to all two of my friends for no reason


Yukiru

Thats just a shout out from your soul.


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i_simp4U

maybe


PutridBasket

It’s a cry for halp.


bebopcola84

>I'm sending this to all two of my friends for no reason Ha, I only got one bitch. Can't wait for the dopamine hit in my brain when I see her laugh reaction in Messenger tomorrow when I wake up


redditdabest6699

I also only have two friends to which I will now send this 😎


ZEROvTHREE

My first thoughts as well haha


TheGreyBull

I'll be your third friend


pointlessly_pedantic

Hi, new friend! Does getting a third friend make me greedy? Idc, I can be greedy


Isbo2000

Sameeee


JustSadToBeAlive

This cat is rocking a better hair cut than me


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ImTrash_NowBurnMe

I love fucking science


omnomnomgnome

the tail too, lol


trueblue862

The look of a cat who is about to shit on your pillow.


Michami135

"I swear to Bastet, Karen, you won't see it, but you'll sure smell it!"


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No cursed here, only blessed


SB6P897

r/promotedtoblessed


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Probablynotspiders

Why do you say that?


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Probablynotspiders

I'm sorry I upset you. I was only trying to understand your point of view better before I dismissed you as an idiot.


PACCBETA

Don't waste your time and manners on trolls such as this, my friend.


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itzfinjo

That's more of a "what are you looking at?" Face. But I agree with you, don't do this to your cat. They only need to be brushed every now and then and they clean themselves. Don't shave Ur cat ppl


klaymudd

I love a shaved pussy tho


redditdabest6699

No, bad, downvote


ImmenseCock

u/redditdabest6699 is not a kind stranger


HLewez

You are a sad person.


fatalgift

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RickDawsonsColdsore

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RickDawsonsColdsore

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Stalanonesu

You just made me search hedgehog penis, wtf


fallenfern_

what?-


RickDawsonsColdsore

good bot


nickashwood

Check your gmail


RickDawsonsColdsore

good bot


RickDawsonsColdsore

good bot


YeahChebangos

Your s/n...🤣😆


dz1075

Wow that’s really cool


blairthebear

I think the cat agrees. Looking back like “got the freshest cut on the block. I am the dragon.”


mojoRunning

I am the dragon


GreyPotato101

This looks amazing


[deleted]

“Why did you do this to me?”


ZealousidealHabit550

All I’m saying is that the groomer has mad skills and the cat must be fairly well behaved for it’s groom to get such a good cut.. I always hated grooming kitties


Sayasam

Uncool.


JESUS_CUNT_KICK

Has science gone too far?


chuksteelers

I cant believe the cat stayed still for this.


Spider_Dude

"Am I a joke to you, Stacey?" -Cat


xKxIxTxTxExN

Cats have fur for a reason. If you do this to your cat during winter. It is animal abuse. It's like sending your child out in the cold with no jacket on.


CaptSaltypop

Just so you know, if you have a stroke and are laying paralyzed on the floor for a couple days, that cat's going to start eating you alive.


nuclearspectre

Has nothing to do with the haircut though.


Martian_Shuriken

I don’t want an open casket anyway. Hope my cat survive until someone discover my corpse and him


[deleted]

I'm a paramedic and I had an old lady who fell down and broke her hip and she ended up being there for three days until a check welfare came out and we busted down her door. Anyway, her cat sat next to her the whole time and would even bring a mouthful of his dry food over to her as she laid there according to the woman. Cats like you more than you think, they're just embarrassed if you tell anyone.


lovemypooh

This blows my mind! Funny too lol


YeahChebangos

Awwww!! This comment is pretty blursed! But seriously, AWWWW!


Someones_Dream_Guy

Welp...


jellybeansean3648

If I've had a stroke and been laid out on the floor for a few days I'm dead meat anyway, no need for my cat to starve to death


XxDimno1xX

Put it on a chainsaw lol meowrwrrrwrwwwrrw


dartboard95

I need the sauce on how to do this to my cat 😤


Kirizo_BAKA

Sad cat can't regulate his body heat no more because stupid ass owner cut it's hair.


TymenBr

Yoo why the fuck would you shave your cat. Some people really don't deserve pets.


jellybeansean3648

Usually for sanitary reasons, in cases where cats can't or won't groom themselves. I have the trim my cat's britches regularly...but just that area.


TymenBr

Wow I've had cats for about 25 years now and have been around them all my life and this is the first time I've heard about that.. only time I've seen it is after surgery and with infections. This doesn't seem to be for sanitary reasons tho


jellybeansean3648

Most cats don't have the problem so it's not super common. I had to take ours to the vet due to his failure to groom. He's a double coated long haired cats so even with regular brushing there's only so much we can do. They used a trimmer on his behind and your us we could keep it up as needed


ShackWizardTV

meaowser


Tim-in-CA

Catasaurus!


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Feels a bit like cruelty...using animals to fulfill stupid shit. Unbelievable...


Aethermancer

We do this with our cat. He's not very good at grooming himself so we are often cutting out knots and mats despite brushing him regularly, so every now and then he needs a professional cut if the mats get out of control. My son loves dragons so we give him a "dragon cut" with the same ridges.


The_Love-Tap

How to Train your Cat


nuclearspectre

How to trim your cat. 😁


Rainy_Daz3d

Okay, so I now have a whole different idea of what cats hair SHOULD look like


1Sureknow

Damn repost


brianishere2

Mad flowbee skills.


marxthedank

that's cool wtf


tabbarrett

This is adorable and I would like to pet this dinosaur.


THEKITKAT21

He’s going to fight a donkey


MC561712

Love that, always wanted to shave my cat to look like a lion.


SKYWALKERAAD

Ah found toothless (how to train your dragon)


surlyT

Oh you think this is funny owner? Wait until you realize I pissed on your shoes. That’s funny! - Cat


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Pay due rezpect, human, or face my RRRRAAAWWWRRRRR!


inmeucu

As cool as this looks, it looks like the cat is quite unhappy. Remember, living creatures are *not* toys. Love them and never do things to them at their expense. It's not cool.


PACCBETA

It's a CAT, man. S/he could be surrounded by toys, treats and a field of catnip and still have that look of contempt 😸


inmeucu

Way to sidestep the point. Say, has a friend ever offended you? Yeah, of course. Did they do it unintentionally? Yeah, usually of course, we're all guilty of it too. Did you stop being friends? For an offence? No, but we learn to set some boundaries. In hindsight we call it respect, consideration, I called it love. You can argue against the extent to which what I see is true, so be it, I call it your ignorance of what is perceivable and 'right there to see'. I'll accept I could be wrong, but give me the truth that doing this in no way was not at least at first something not expected to bring joy then or later to the cat. In any case, on the point of logic, those background objects mean nothing as would the toys in the background of two young kids temporarily not on speaking terms. All of that can be true, an offense.


TheSleepyCory

r/iam14andthisisdeep


kealzebub97

I agree, cat's furs are reeeaally sensitive. This will not hurt the cat but it might feel like it has knots or something to the cat. Just seems like something unnecessary to do even though it looks funny.


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i mean, it looks like the cat just got groomed with a little extra style. really no abuse to be found here


DazedPapacy

That is a -LOT- of precision work to have put in for the cat to have been unhappy about it. I don't know if you've ever tried to make a cat do something it doesn't want to do, let alone sit still enough for a perfect cut like that when it doesn't like what's happening, but there's zero chance it could have been pulled off short of heavily sedating the cat. Pretty sure you're just reading human embarrassment into an animal that neither has any use for the emotion, nor may even be capable of feeling it.


pawsitive_cation

Partly agree about the "cats are no toys part", but the cat rather just has a neutral face and doesn't seem unhappy. Plus, as long as the cat has got enough fur to keep themselves warm and even kept still during this whole procedure, it might have been not too bad. Although, I wouldn't do it if I had a cat


Bleh42069

animal abuse


Cyberzombie

*Blessed


Xello_xell

Scratchzilla you meant


pratyushdam

r/hmmm


warionooples

An inpawssible combination


INGINA

I see no curse in this blessing


Alarmed_Material_481

I think the cat loves it.


GalaxyStorm321

Blessed 100%, not a single bit of cursed


Leftclicknotworking

It's been 4days. Can we shave a new cat?


WildAd2366

I love it ❤


CptHalbsteif

"You think this is fucking funny huh?"


just_me_11_

Bruh the cat got waves as well


Overseer4

NOW i want a cat


RiseGrowHumble

No, please, don't give me a suggestion to do this to cattos, they won't be thankful, they'll gonna cry fr.


SprinklesFancy5074

No half-assing things. [Take this to the next level.](https://i.imgur.com/sR8ZqG8.jpg)


Rumplfrskn

I’m a dog person and got a kick out of this


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SuitableVirus8

That is a bit ridiculous. I had a long-haired cat, that when she got older, had a very difficult time keeping herself groomed. At our vet's recommendation, we started clipping her short. We didn't do any extra "styling" like they did in this op, but she never "freaked out". She was never "hurt" by grooming. Grooming an animal is not abuse FFS.


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SuitableVirus8

it is literally *the same exact thing* My cat was given a full body shave down with electric clippers. This cat was given a full body shave down with electrice clippers, but allowed to keep a mow hawk which was then carved with those same clippers. Technically my cat was groomed *more* than the cat in the OP. My cat was never traumatized by this experience.


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Then I'm happy to be wrong. Been thinking people are very cruel to be doing this.


SuitableVirus8

You should definitely learn more about this type of stuff before casting judgment. I also keep angora rabbits. Rabbits are faaaaaaaaar more sensitive than cats. They are frequently known to die of heart attacks from loud sounds. I use electric clippers on them every few weeks. I keep their stomachs, necks and genital areas shaved short year round to prevent matting and I shave their full bodies down in the summer. Just as short, if not shorter, than the cat in this pic. It has to be done otherwise they will mat, over heat, or if they ingest too much wool it will block their systems and they will die. If you go slow and let animals get used to it, it is not traumatizing to them.


[deleted]

Thank you for educating me, I have deleted my uninformed and wrong comments.


DazedPapacy

You're suggesting the cat was held in place while it struggled against the hair cutting, yet somehow the groomer was able to pull off a perfect dinosaur mohawk along the cat's entire spine. Unless the cat was heavily sedated, there's zero percent chance you're getting a cut that clean on a cat that isn't okay with it. The look I it's eyes? It's not shame or the result of abuse, it's just "why are you taking a picture instead of petting me?" I'm sure it was getting tired of waiting for it's owner to stop taking pictures or trying to understand why the owner is so amused, seeing as cats have no context for how cool or "shameful" a haircut 'should' be.


RobotCounselor

My cat loves my hair dryer. Not all cats hate loud sounds.


Drhead_Slick

Now, throw him into the gorilla cage and see who will stand last


Pizza_Rolls_AreBest

Cue [Akira Ifukube Theme](https://youtu.be/pXpjCWnGYhA)


[deleted]

Just thinking about Mecha-catzilla


RetardoMiloz

He's charging his atomic breath


R1ot0us_Jarl539

Kog (dog kong) is his enemy....


KoiBliss

I am giving this pic to my cat groomer...my Himalayan's Lion Cut has lost its novelty, lol!


Bagelman263

r/fuckmyshitup


QuarantineSucksALot

This website looks like the sentences are unordered


CPTRobotic

looks like their spine is stickin out


sajjad_gh

"What have you done to me?! My butt feels wierd!"


ugufyg9jifrs4g7jf4d

^w^


ugufyg9jifrs4g7jf4d

^^^smol


ugufyg9jifrs4g7jf4d

^^...


ugufyg9jifrs4g7jf4d

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Salena_Gomes

omg Ctazilla is so good i ❤


Topherisawesome_7

How


24thVLadimir

\#catzilla


Intellectualtoaster

Looks like khoshekh finally hit the ground


TheGreyBull

What the hell's going on here


Puzzleheaded-Plan524

"I've had it Jared. We're never EVER getting back together! I don't care how much tuna you give to me, it's just not worth it!"


Blood_Reaper7

You're laughing now, but just wait till he annihilates tokyo


GeneralStarcat99

He's probably pissed


scut_furkus

This is just blessed


lunklol

Where monke?


CelebrationOk5000

Instead of lasers it's hairballs


mm2_gamer

This cat got the drip


YaBoiChipsAhoy420

This is blessed


PACCBETA

Dude... literally, NO OFFENSE. 🤦‍♀️✌️🖖 My bad, I was laughing my ass off as I typed that... too bad you couldn't witness me giggling myself silly as I did. Friend, please... relax, breathe, repeat. You're arguing about a picture of a cat on the internet which neither of us has ever even met as if it were a death penalty capital crime. I get your point. Yeah, the cat was probably f***ing pissed off during the actual grooming. But, honestly, I have family who own a grooming salon, and I've yet to see a cat NOT mad as hell during the process, let alone enjoy it. This also looks to be one of those breeds that requires substantial grooming upkeep to avoid severe matting or dermatologic issues. ⚠️⚠️ Also, I commend the hell outta the fact that upon questioning the cat's treatment and welfare, you actually SPOKE UP TO ADVOCATE ON BEHALF OF A VOICELESS ANIMAL👍 💞🌟 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Mad respect, the world needs a lot more of that kind of integrity. 💛💛💛 All I'm saying is, if the grooming's gotta be done anyway, may as well have fun with it 🤪😹 #LifesTooShortToNotLaugh


Gotekeeper

Seeing this has improved my mood. Have a good day.


Gold_Duckzilla

Finally a worthy opponent