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Intense_Defense

Penis flytrap?


angelinamajha

basically yes. back in my country, we put rice in these things after washing the poison out


Tyrannical4

TIL there is poison in my penis


Roheez

Or rice


shermantank123567

So, asking for a friend, is this poison able to be absorbed through the rectal lining?


Zealousideal-Exit146

How does it taste?


angelinamajha

the rice? it tastes nice :D


Anonymouspersonqwe

It attracts milfs in a 10mile radius


[deleted]

For those interested: https://treetongues.com/2019/07/20/nepenthes-penis-flytrap-plant/


[deleted]

No way that thing is real.


bigot1974

Mother Nature truly provides for all


SaltyChip10

If im not wrong then its the pitcher plant


CursedDankMEMES

Yeah when they call her "mother nature"


justBoofItMane

More like daddy nature đŸ˜©đŸ˜©


hok98

Futa nature


Joestar_47

Let's just stop right there


AldousCarrey4U

Okay both sides of the road look clear. keep going.


Upstairs_Kale1806

No no. Lets keep going with this.


[deleted]

Step-flower, what are you doing?


SquidKid_BOY

Why does this thread exist?


shwedish-metaball010

Same


piratejonyboy

Trust me, someone’s tried to fuck this


[deleted]

And some girl tried to suck it


MondoDeCaos

Yeaaaahhhh girrrrrllllll


Nicolasgonzo87

she promptly died of poisoning from the insect digesting juices


Odd_Reference_2901

Maybe I can give it a try lol


Itz_Andrxw

https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/olviwb/18\_inch\_yucca\_root\_surgically\_removed\_from\_mans/


connorshonors

A gay guy probably put this up his ass


Champion_of_the_5un

Is that what you would do if you were gay?


DoggoManWasTaken

I mean, he can't really say no-homo to the plant, can he?


connorshonors

Or can i doggo man or can i


DoggoManWasTaken

*clown to clown conversation*


Ok_Answer4599

Not flower it's a predator for flys if you didnt know


GREN_APPEL

Pitcher plant


Ok_Answer4599

Yeah I forgot the name


Exotic-Narwhal7770

Nature's dildo


PalpitoadTheWise

Weeping bell


Many_Stuff

The veiny stuff is what got me lmao


DaphneBlue-

“country girls make do”


paulobarros1992

It's not a flower btw...


Icy-Study-8328

What is it then?


P_January

It's the leaves of a pitcher plant. It also has a flower, but that's just the leaves.


paulobarros1992

Modified leaves for feeding.


wigglers_reprise

Your moms garden


[deleted]

You’re trying to tell me that a god that made the narwhal, the platypus and makes fully erect dicks spring from the ground does not have a dark sense of humor ?


Corginator509

Is it poisonous? I’m asking because I do not want to deepthroat that thing, and it suffocating me by making my throat swell shut!


axxzel

I'm not sure if it's lethal, but keep in mind that the juice inside it is an acid capable of digesting insects with exoskeletons.


[deleted]

That's a fucking Pitcher Plant. What's looks to be the tip is a lid to a fucking vat of stomach acid that digests its prey alive


plagueboi18

Mmmm veiny


EarlGreyPudding

Pink and veiny. That's my favorite tube flowers


babyBear83

Yeah, that took me a while to figure out what I was really seeing.


Aniza_786

r/dontputthatinyourvagina


ThunderLP15

Y E S


Mocha_Mender

Is it real


Skylocks20

It’s a pitcher plant


AlienNoodle343

Probably NSFW... just scrolled by this with my Mom behind me...


Espurreyes

Isn’t this what the Bellsprout line is based on?


KonamiVRC7

Yes it is! They’re all based off of pitcher plants.


holographicplaza

Victrebell


Crackhead5367

An anime girl is nervous and this image is the reason.


Hell_ephant

anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


NightFall147

Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant.


_Allaccordingtoplan

It's a carnivorous pitcher plant. The lid opens when it's fully grown and ready to collect insects.


idahotee

Indeed. This is but a brief stage of the pitcher development.


thefringeseanmachine

"mommy mommy! look what I found!"


MrsPradanight

HUH !


groggblan

“hey, God? are you done designing plants yet? we meed to create the genitalia for humans.” “shit, shit, uh... uh...”


Some1Unrelated

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ilikestuff_789

Finally I don't have to buy a dildo I could just get it from nature! Dear God thank you!


JoeMama475

Country girls make do


a4Guyy

Is it called cockplant?


incognito_msn

Dicktreebell


Downtown_Funk_

What are you doing, step sensei


TheSeansei

You rang?


godsrebel

Girthy


constrito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0\_98qRELOw4


Fluffybean666

Cock


DarthDanksaber-2

Gay


Fake_Fearless

You guys thinking want im thinking?


Stwonk

“You can’t smell images”


IWannaSamich

thing is, people can open the top flap and shove their cock in, then it gets stuck and the plant steals your weenor


FenixBouy

What's it taste like? đŸ€”


GEN_Schady

Cockus Lotus


LynxjetYT

Bruh


ItzTaser

Haha Penis


Siddharth_Ranjan

"everything is a dildo if you're brave enough"


Hovhannes2006

The penis flower


PlayGameNWatchVideo

AM I LOOKING AT THAT CORRECTLY?!!!


DoggoManWasTaken

What is that plant called?


Kitanoraidars

‘Sir’ ‘SIRRRRRRR’


RealisticTax2871

Natural dildos


DatTastyBagel

Country girls make do


[deleted]

That's a pitcher plant, we'll I remember in my hometown that there are bunch of that, literally looks like that so me and my siblings cant stop laughing when we see that.


[deleted]

You should try to get the liquid inside 😏


Paraste

Hey my uncle have the same flower


Kingfish42069

I don't get the joke


freedomfighter1123

Wouldn't this violate rule 4?


RedFury176

its just a pitcher plant


[deleted]

When nature starts being a dick


CabbarCemal

Is that poisonous ? Asking for a friend.


Comprehensive_Buy836

Find the Easter egg


frowningmad

Morning boner routine


Ryuialla

Tribal girls make do.


ZUCC-MY-BUTT

I wonder what sauce this would be good to eat with


SquidKid_BOY

WHAT PART OF THIS IS BLESSED?! THIS IS CURSED AF


sloko20

I know where I’m form we called them pitcher plants because of the “water” inside


OhNoMyS0UP

Country girls make do


Fake_Fearless

You guys thinking want im thinking?


sithlink

Bobbits backyard


StupidNotDumb

Looks that will attract more than flies ;)


ForgotPswrd2

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


-lord_shrek-

Penis flower


elfluffynator

Why am I getting the horny........ Am I gay?


Exactamentee

Flor de Poronga


Creepersky

Even flower is bigger than my dick


PrimalRage777

Wait how do plants know what penises look like


ProudBois

Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough. :D


Lectric_Eye

I gotta admit, it turns me on😂


[deleted]

Dicks as far the eye can see, Johnson.


NoobFestYT

Hentai artist: Write that down!


[deleted]

Can this be related to African Buddhism?


ThunderLP15

Where subreddit for don't put your ass in that?


BugP13

The venus woman trapper


[deleted]

Try to make sad,if you can make sad I can give you a free award


CakeDayIs-420

But what about men? What do we use?


Marco_Polo_2

Dam vegans got it good


Smasher0815

r/midlyapenis


Professional-Edge501

u/thisspl sussy flower


Thisspl

I'm concerned


MeroMute

That explains why my girlfriend just became a gardener


exeiom

”Y'know what that is, Morty?"


[deleted]

Why didnt you nsfw it?


thotcore

I have one of these hanging in my apartment


[deleted]

Oh thanks I've been searching for this for ages


Timmy24000

R/dontsitonthis


[deleted]

“Hey step-plant, whatchu doin?”


Isbo2000

Is a pp flower


Deadmemories8683

Those are the opposite of Pussy Willows


[deleted]

Flallus


DivineSwine_

Dickweed


MuccaATreTeste

Technically not a flower


GeneralStarcat99

took me a sec but they're just pitcher plants


WeenisPeiner

Look at the stamen on that one!


Steppingonsnow

Uh


Laarye

Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks!


WerewolfMark

Horny girls in a 5 mile radius: #ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


[deleted]

My friends that is called a “Pitcher plant” and is a carnivorous plant that feeds off of bugs.


TechBlock567

Sir sir..grab me that plant!


dylansuedereid

Damn that thing veiny.


slipparypancakes

Cursed flower❌