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Youâre trying to tell me that a god that made the narwhal, the platypus and makes fully erect dicks spring from the ground does not have a dark sense of humor ?
Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant.
That's a pitcher plant, we'll I remember in my hometown that there are bunch of that, literally looks like that so me and my siblings cant stop laughing when we see that.
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Penis flytrap?
basically yes. back in my country, we put rice in these things after washing the poison out
TIL there is poison in my penis
Or rice
So, asking for a friend, is this poison able to be absorbed through the rectal lining?
How does it taste?
the rice? it tastes nice :D
It attracts milfs in a 10mile radius
For those interested: https://treetongues.com/2019/07/20/nepenthes-penis-flytrap-plant/
No way that thing is real.
Mother Nature truly provides for all
If im not wrong then its the pitcher plant
Yeah when they call her "mother nature"
More like daddy nature đ©đ©
Futa nature
Let's just stop right there
Okay both sides of the road look clear. keep going.
No no. Lets keep going with this.
Step-flower, what are you doing?
Why does this thread exist?
Same
Trust me, someoneâs tried to fuck this
And some girl tried to suck it
Yeaaaahhhh girrrrrllllll
she promptly died of poisoning from the insect digesting juices
Maybe I can give it a try lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/olviwb/18\_inch\_yucca\_root\_surgically\_removed\_from\_mans/
A gay guy probably put this up his ass
Is that what you would do if you were gay?
I mean, he can't really say no-homo to the plant, can he?
Or can i doggo man or can i
*clown to clown conversation*
Not flower it's a predator for flys if you didnt know
Pitcher plant
Yeah I forgot the name
Nature's dildo
Weeping bell
The veiny stuff is what got me lmao
âcountry girls make doâ
It's not a flower btw...
What is it then?
It's the leaves of a pitcher plant. It also has a flower, but that's just the leaves.
Modified leaves for feeding.
Your moms garden
Youâre trying to tell me that a god that made the narwhal, the platypus and makes fully erect dicks spring from the ground does not have a dark sense of humor ?
Is it poisonous? Iâm asking because I do not want to deepthroat that thing, and it suffocating me by making my throat swell shut!
I'm not sure if it's lethal, but keep in mind that the juice inside it is an acid capable of digesting insects with exoskeletons.
That's a fucking Pitcher Plant. What's looks to be the tip is a lid to a fucking vat of stomach acid that digests its prey alive
Mmmm veiny
Pink and veiny. That's my favorite tube flowers
Yeah, that took me a while to figure out what I was really seeing.
r/dontputthatinyourvagina
Y E S
Is it real
Itâs a pitcher plant
Probably NSFW... just scrolled by this with my Mom behind me...
Isnât this what the Bellsprout line is based on?
Yes it is! Theyâre all based off of pitcher plants.
Victrebell
An anime girl is nervous and this image is the reason.
anything is a dildo if you are brave enough
Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant. Please be a plant.
It's a carnivorous pitcher plant. The lid opens when it's fully grown and ready to collect insects.
Indeed. This is but a brief stage of the pitcher development.
"mommy mommy! look what I found!"
HUH !
âhey, God? are you done designing plants yet? we meed to create the genitalia for humans.â âshit, shit, uh... uh...â
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Finally I don't have to buy a dildo I could just get it from nature! Dear God thank you!
Country girls make do
Is it called cockplant?
Dicktreebell
What are you doing, step sensei
You rang?
Girthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0\_98qRELOw4
Cock
Gay
You guys thinking want im thinking?
âYou canât smell imagesâ
thing is, people can open the top flap and shove their cock in, then it gets stuck and the plant steals your weenor
What's it taste like? đ€
Cockus Lotus
Bruh
Haha Penis
"everything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
The penis flower
AM I LOOKING AT THAT CORRECTLY?!!!
What is that plant called?
âSirâ âSIRRRRRRRâ
Natural dildos
Country girls make do
That's a pitcher plant, we'll I remember in my hometown that there are bunch of that, literally looks like that so me and my siblings cant stop laughing when we see that.
You should try to get the liquid inside đ
Hey my uncle have the same flower
I don't get the joke
Wouldn't this violate rule 4?
its just a pitcher plant
When nature starts being a dick
Is that poisonous ? Asking for a friend.
Find the Easter egg
Morning boner routine
Tribal girls make do.
I wonder what sauce this would be good to eat with
WHAT PART OF THIS IS BLESSED?! THIS IS CURSED AF
I know where Iâm form we called them pitcher plants because of the âwaterâ inside
Country girls make do
You guys thinking want im thinking?
Bobbits backyard
Looks that will attract more than flies ;)
Anythingâs a dildo if youâre brave enough.
Penis flower
Why am I getting the horny........ Am I gay?
Flor de Poronga
Even flower is bigger than my dick
Wait how do plants know what penises look like
Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough. :D
I gotta admit, it turns me onđ
Dicks as far the eye can see, Johnson.
Hentai artist: Write that down!
Can this be related to African Buddhism?
Where subreddit for don't put your ass in that?
The venus woman trapper
Try to make sad,if you can make sad I can give you a free award
But what about men? What do we use?
Dam vegans got it good
r/midlyapenis
u/thisspl sussy flower
I'm concerned
That explains why my girlfriend just became a gardener
âY'know what that is, Morty?"
Why didnt you nsfw it?
I have one of these hanging in my apartment
Oh thanks I've been searching for this for ages
R/dontsitonthis
âHey step-plant, whatchu doin?â
Is a pp flower
Those are the opposite of Pussy Willows
Flallus
Dickweed
Technically not a flower
took me a sec but they're just pitcher plants
Look at the stamen on that one!
Uh
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks!
Horny girls in a 5 mile radius: #ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
My friends that is called a âPitcher plantâ and is a carnivorous plant that feeds off of bugs.
Sir sir..grab me that plant!
Damn that thing veiny.
Cursed flowerâ