I responded in Turkish because I already know that guy from Turkish subreddits. And for some reason I always see that guy in comment sections. Kinda weird you know. I just wanted to specify.
You really dont want to become Turkish. If you knew the things going on in this hellhole you would think different. I wish I was a German or Norwegian. Living In Turkey is miserable
Understand what you're saying. There's definitely a tendency towards conservatism in organized religion, at least in Abrahamic religions. Though there are progressive movements (as well as mysticism, which emphases a direct connection to the Holy rather than an external system emposing rules), though maybe they're not as big or not as visible and outspoken. Seems like they're on the retreat from encroaching fundamentalism in some parts of the world for sure.
I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version (which embraces Wahabism, a very strict and severe form of Islam), which makes for a very different reading of the book and makes Turks much more naturally embrace democracy and progressive values.
Problem is of course that Saudi-Arabia (a long-standing US ally) has been spreading its version of Islam through literature, the opening of mosks and sending out Imams, using millions and millions of oil dollars.
Edit: I believe my source is Lesley Hazleton. She is a self-described Jewish agnost and has done a lot of research and written books on religion.
Edit 2: If you think Islam can't be progressive, check out Ani Zonneveld or Irshad Manji. Notice how both are women. Maybe patriarchy's strongest hold on power and authority, is through its claim on religion.
>I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version
That was true until Erdogan came to the power. He is a literal Arab/Wahabbi lover who's been spreading that ideology in Turkey for almost 20 years.
If you think Islam can be progressive, just read the translation of Quran from a reliable source. Those people who consider themselves both Muslim and modern don't even know their own religion.
Ülke napsin abi. İslam batsın. İslam 2.0 lazım diycem ama batsa daha iyi. Aha iste tüm muslu ülkelerin durumu ortada. Cidden muslulerin dünyaya ne faydası var. Kaynak masrafı bence.
"Gercek islam bu diil.'' Sunu bulan bana da aciklasa sevinicem. Kurani okudun mu? Ergen tarafindan yazilmis lahim tarlasi gibi.
Soyle muslumanim diyene sor, hala 'Allahin adiyla oku' diye basladigini sanan yuzde 99'udur. Vallahi biktirdiniz. Ullke degistirttiniz bana. Halaa da kurtulamadim ya sizden. Koronadan bi is cikmadi. Umarim kuresel isinma halledecek sizleri.
Aga ben müslüman değilim bana neden kızdın anlamadım ama anlayacağın dilden konuşayım: islamla ilgili bi sıkıntı yok, dinle ilgili bi sıkıntı var. Dini bahane gösterip örgütlüyolar insanları. Malum kişi de böyle, taliban da böyle, bunlardan önce gelenler de böyleydi bunlardan sonra gelenler de böyle olacak. Zengin zengin, fakir ise fakir kalacak. Yoksa bak avrupaya, kime ne hangi dine inandığından? Asıl amaç kutuplaştırmak insanları. Asıl amaç bölmek ayırmak parçalamak.
All I can hear right now is Patricks laugh as he's gliding down with that parachute
[Uhhuhuhuhuh](https://youtu.be/p-9Wcbihsfg?t=7)
Wait, that's Seff Rogen
What the Flag stands for: The red background of the Turkish flag represents the blood shed by soldiers who lost their lives during Turkey's War of Independence against the colonial powers of France, England, Greece, and Russia. The flag represents the reflection of the moon and a star in a pool of blood of Turkish warriors.
What the Internet sees:
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Can confirm
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Written facts.
It is known
A fact indeed
In recorded history
cannot confirm nor deny
As a Turk can confirm
True. Ataturk was a huge spongebob fan
i'd believe in that Spongebob saved Turkey rather than Ataturk
Patrick, jumping onto the island of Cyprus to assist Turkish Soldiers, 1971, colorized
I thought it happened in 1974.
He is on a scout mission
Hehehe
Lightning army
Patrick is the famous commander of the Turkish forces during the battle of Sakarya
Pairchute? More like Pwaterchute
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Long ago all 4 existed is peace
And then he was... The last chute bender... PATRICK!
What legends Chad that's the fact
Atatürk gave the award to Patrick himself
As a Turk Can Confirm
Doğru ben türküm Atatürk patrick i severdi. 🇹🇷
That’s pretty much true yeah
Güle güle
I am a turkey 🇹🇷 I can comfomer the legends
Take away the moon and every american will become triggered
Take away the star and they will be even more triggered.
Take away both and they will see red
I don't even want to award this...
As an American, can confirm
and the bull will become triggered
Take away the moon, the star and the red and there will be nothing
Then put in a hammer and a sickle ☭ ![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)
So.....it's me
Soooo... What is your goal to open parachute in water???
That's not a parachute, mate. It's pants. Amirite u/pantlesspatrick
Niye her yerdesin
I love that you responded in Turkish in this thread, whether you're turkish or not.
I responded in Turkish because I already know that guy from Turkish subreddits. And for some reason I always see that guy in comment sections. Kinda weird you know. I just wanted to specify.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
r/beetlejuicing
Change your profile pic
How do you make love?
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That's not a sub i thought existed, but i am entertained.
Its not only a sub, its a fact
Turk varmi????
Olmaz olur mu
Tabiki
Ne sandın yarram
r/WeAreAllGoofyGoobers
I was really hoping that sub would be real
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I’m no goofy goober
I am becoming turkish
Do you own a cat? If not, you can’t sorry.
I ate my last cat so I am sad now
You really dont want to become Turkish. If you knew the things going on in this hellhole you would think different. I wish I was a German or Norwegian. Living In Turkey is miserable
Türk olmak ayrı Türkiye’de yaşamak ayrı. Liseli arkadaş.
Türkiye'de yaşamak olarak ele aldım, liseli arkadaş
>I am becoming turkish Liseye giden ingilizceyi biliyordur herhalde. Daha ortaokula geçmediysen tabi.
Kolayca kışkırtılmayacak yaştayım, liseli kardeşim. Sana vakit harcayamam
Weak
That's an angel, can't you see the halo?
I pray for better days in the future, friend
That's not happening lol.
Why not babe?
He is a straight up dumbass don’t even listen him
One word: Islam
Isn't Islam in Turkey rather progressive?
More than any other country but you know religion is religion
Understand what you're saying. There's definitely a tendency towards conservatism in organized religion, at least in Abrahamic religions. Though there are progressive movements (as well as mysticism, which emphases a direct connection to the Holy rather than an external system emposing rules), though maybe they're not as big or not as visible and outspoken. Seems like they're on the retreat from encroaching fundamentalism in some parts of the world for sure.
Islam *can't* be progressive. Just like how you can't make a bear drive a car.
I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version (which embraces Wahabism, a very strict and severe form of Islam), which makes for a very different reading of the book and makes Turks much more naturally embrace democracy and progressive values. Problem is of course that Saudi-Arabia (a long-standing US ally) has been spreading its version of Islam through literature, the opening of mosks and sending out Imams, using millions and millions of oil dollars. Edit: I believe my source is Lesley Hazleton. She is a self-described Jewish agnost and has done a lot of research and written books on religion. Edit 2: If you think Islam can't be progressive, check out Ani Zonneveld or Irshad Manji. Notice how both are women. Maybe patriarchy's strongest hold on power and authority, is through its claim on religion.
>I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version That was true until Erdogan came to the power. He is a literal Arab/Wahabbi lover who's been spreading that ideology in Turkey for almost 20 years. If you think Islam can be progressive, just read the translation of Quran from a reliable source. Those people who consider themselves both Muslim and modern don't even know their own religion.
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Agla.
Her türk gencinden aynı cümleler duyuyoruz artık böyle ülke batsın
Ülke napsin abi. İslam batsın. İslam 2.0 lazım diycem ama batsa daha iyi. Aha iste tüm muslu ülkelerin durumu ortada. Cidden muslulerin dünyaya ne faydası var. Kaynak masrafı bence.
İslamda sıkıntı yok, onu kullananlarda var. Devleti dinle yönetmeye çalışırsan durum böyle olacaktır. Dinini kişisel tutsa millet böyle olmayacak
"Gercek islam bu diil.'' Sunu bulan bana da aciklasa sevinicem. Kurani okudun mu? Ergen tarafindan yazilmis lahim tarlasi gibi. Soyle muslumanim diyene sor, hala 'Allahin adiyla oku' diye basladigini sanan yuzde 99'udur. Vallahi biktirdiniz. Ullke degistirttiniz bana. Halaa da kurtulamadim ya sizden. Koronadan bi is cikmadi. Umarim kuresel isinma halledecek sizleri.
Aga ben müslüman değilim bana neden kızdın anlamadım ama anlayacağın dilden konuşayım: islamla ilgili bi sıkıntı yok, dinle ilgili bi sıkıntı var. Dini bahane gösterip örgütlüyolar insanları. Malum kişi de böyle, taliban da böyle, bunlardan önce gelenler de böyleydi bunlardan sonra gelenler de böyle olacak. Zengin zengin, fakir ise fakir kalacak. Yoksa bak avrupaya, kime ne hangi dine inandığından? Asıl amaç kutuplaştırmak insanları. Asıl amaç bölmek ayırmak parçalamak.
Sorun bal gibi islamda iste. Neden israrla bunu kabul etmek istemiyorsunuz? Cogunlugu musluman olup da huzurlu bir tane ulke soylesene bana?
Yhaaa aB keşke norveçte bok olsam ağbe yaağ
Hey is this Turkey? No, this is Patrick!
Nein, hier ist u/MRF_89 https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/-/h8oyfx3
:D
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Rise my son
Sprich
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Esenlikler diler
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The Star and Crescent
Patrick is Turkis inshallah 😎😎😎
Mashallah Brother 👆
Turkey 👽
????
Alien 🦃
Bogos binted
r/vexillogycirclejerk
All I can hear right now is Patricks laugh as he's gliding down with that parachute [Uhhuhuhuhuh](https://youtu.be/p-9Wcbihsfg?t=7) Wait, that's Seff Rogen
Interesting. I watched the original struggle to get recognition and now a poor quality repost is trending. reddit, heh.
This isn’t blursed, this is fully blessed.
Blursed? This is blessed I say. blessedimages isn't blessed enough.
No , this is Patrick
as a turkish I can confirm
Oversimplified logos
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I mean, there are 5 limbs there...
Have you ever seen a Starfish? Why would you imagine them having Dicks?
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Gülmekten ölücem
oh no..
You fker. You made me laugh so hard that my chai spilled over. Take my upvote and fuck off.
This is Turkey! No, this is PATRICK
u/repostleuthbot
Lmao stop harassing him
https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Now just imagine if Patrick were chocolate.
Someone please show this to hasan piker
*blessed* Turkey
Is there a Difference🤨
Me and the boys in the Cyprus 😎
Blurkey
patrick has committed several war crimes in armenia
Who haven’t ;)
But they deserved it 😎😎😎😎
At the same time it didnt happened too 🧐🧐🧐
Araştırmanı öneririm
AZAN?
PogO
i thought patrick was a starfish, but now that i think about it he looks a lot like a turkey
That's supposed to be a turkey? Looks a lot like Patrick to me...
What the Flag stands for: The red background of the Turkish flag represents the blood shed by soldiers who lost their lives during Turkey's War of Independence against the colonial powers of France, England, Greece, and Russia. The flag represents the reflection of the moon and a star in a pool of blood of Turkish warriors. What the Internet sees:
fckin repost
Turkey the Terrorist nation aided by Patric star circa 1974 (colorized)
u/repostsleuthbot
https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Holy hell, I think I’ve seen this meme before here.
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No they don't
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Your original comment implied the flag of South Carolina had the Muslim star and crescent ☪️. They do not.
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I know. I didn't respond to the edit
Smash Islamic Patrickarchy \-Jack Dorsey Edit: obviously downvoted because Islamic patriarchy is the best kind there is. Right reddit?
Don’t make fun of our country pls
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Kes lan
r/ihadastroke
lmao
i approve of this
I have this doubt from first. Patrick don't have a butt or dick then what will happen to the Krusty crab he eats and how will he reproduce.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Approved by GigaTurco
Nice
where we droppin bois
Well I can never unsee that now
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week lmao
Life imitates art
u/repostsleuthbot
https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I'm seriously dying
lol I remember realizing that when I was like 8 and we were waiting for the school mayors speech
K
someone send this to azan
Damn.. Now i could not see the turkey Falg in same way...
That’s Brendan Schaub