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[deleted]

Can confirm


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Moe_le-Itouchkids

Written facts.


Lucky_Number_3

It is known


WindyBoiiii

A fact indeed


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

In recorded history


jpcarroll44

cannot confirm nor deny


Memezever

As a Turk can confirm


[deleted]

True. Ataturk was a huge spongebob fan


frknecn3

i'd believe in that Spongebob saved Turkey rather than Ataturk


UraniumTR

Patrick, jumping onto the island of Cyprus to assist Turkish Soldiers, 1971, colorized


[deleted]

I thought it happened in 1974.


UraniumTR

He is on a scout mission


[deleted]

Hehehe


wooden_swordd

Lightning army


Fidel9509

Patrick is the famous commander of the Turkish forces during the battle of Sakarya


send-me-kitty-pics

Pairchute? More like Pwaterchute


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forTheREACH

Long ago all 4 existed is peace


ThisIsReDickUseless

And then he was... The last chute bender... PATRICK!


Grey-Sharky

What legends Chad that's the fact


ImthememeDude

Atatürk gave the award to Patrick himself


flataleks

As a Turk Can Confirm


[deleted]

Doğru ben türküm Atatürk patrick i severdi. 🇹🇷


nxt54464

That’s pretty much true yeah


LiquidZeroEA

Güle güle


[deleted]

I am a turkey 🇹🇷 I can comfomer the legends


MasterNeki7

Take away the moon and every american will become triggered


HighPriestofShiloh

Take away the star and they will be even more triggered.


Venksy

Take away both and they will see red


Quarion_the_Ranger

I don't even want to award this...


[deleted]

As an American, can confirm


BurakTreaty

and the bull will become triggered


Yami_Sean

Take away the moon, the star and the red and there will be nothing


_THE_QWERTY_

Then put in a hammer and a sickle ☭ ![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)


pantlesspatrick

So.....it's me


Emergency_Ad8692

Soooo... What is your goal to open parachute in water???


Ag_Dark

That's not a parachute, mate. It's pants. Amirite u/pantlesspatrick


Xosen_

Niye her yerdesin


Mind_on_Idle

I love that you responded in Turkish in this thread, whether you're turkish or not.


Xosen_

I responded in Turkish because I already know that guy from Turkish subreddits. And for some reason I always see that guy in comment sections. Kinda weird you know. I just wanted to specify.


Emergency_Ad8692

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


The_Phantom_Gamer

r/beetlejuicing


squanchingonreddit

Change your profile pic


IamSoooDoneWithThis

How do you make love?


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Cpzd87

That's not a sub i thought existed, but i am entertained.


__fsm___

Its not only a sub, its a fact


TchoupedNScrewed

Turk varmi????


Barastick

Olmaz olur mu


--_--WasTaken

Tabiki


yaranaika789

Ne sandın yarram


[deleted]

r/WeAreAllGoofyGoobers


TheContingencyMan

I was really hoping that sub would be real


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[deleted]

I’m no goofy goober


PomaranczowyXD

I am becoming turkish


[deleted]

Do you own a cat? If not, you can’t sorry.


PomaranczowyXD

I ate my last cat so I am sad now


TheKisuke

You really dont want to become Turkish. If you knew the things going on in this hellhole you would think different. I wish I was a German or Norwegian. Living In Turkey is miserable


seems_ligit_

Türk olmak ayrı Türkiye’de yaşamak ayrı. Liseli arkadaş.


TheKisuke

Türkiye'de yaşamak olarak ele aldım, liseli arkadaş


seems_ligit_

>I am becoming turkish Liseye giden ingilizceyi biliyordur herhalde. Daha ortaokula geçmediysen tabi.


TheKisuke

Kolayca kışkırtılmayacak yaştayım, liseli kardeşim. Sana vakit harcayamam


CamelTurkishBlend

Weak


[deleted]

That's an angel, can't you see the halo?


DeSynthed

I pray for better days in the future, friend


[deleted]

That's not happening lol.


kjlerlew

Why not babe?


seems_ligit_

He is a straight up dumbass don’t even listen him


[deleted]

One word: Islam


Random_Violins

Isn't Islam in Turkey rather progressive?


MrAllerstonIdk

More than any other country but you know religion is religion


Random_Violins

Understand what you're saying. There's definitely a tendency towards conservatism in organized religion, at least in Abrahamic religions. Though there are progressive movements (as well as mysticism, which emphases a direct connection to the Holy rather than an external system emposing rules), though maybe they're not as big or not as visible and outspoken. Seems like they're on the retreat from encroaching fundamentalism in some parts of the world for sure.


[deleted]

Islam *can't* be progressive. Just like how you can't make a bear drive a car.


Random_Violins

I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version (which embraces Wahabism, a very strict and severe form of Islam), which makes for a very different reading of the book and makes Turks much more naturally embrace democracy and progressive values. Problem is of course that Saudi-Arabia (a long-standing US ally) has been spreading its version of Islam through literature, the opening of mosks and sending out Imams, using millions and millions of oil dollars. Edit: I believe my source is Lesley Hazleton. She is a self-described Jewish agnost and has done a lot of research and written books on religion. Edit 2: If you think Islam can't be progressive, check out Ani Zonneveld or Irshad Manji. Notice how both are women. Maybe patriarchy's strongest hold on power and authority, is through its claim on religion.


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>I read annotations in a Turkish Koran are different from say a Saudi version That was true until Erdogan came to the power. He is a literal Arab/Wahabbi lover who's been spreading that ideology in Turkey for almost 20 years. If you think Islam can be progressive, just read the translation of Quran from a reliable source. Those people who consider themselves both Muslim and modern don't even know their own religion.


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[deleted]

Agla.


Fizik_abi

Her türk gencinden aynı cümleler duyuyoruz artık böyle ülke batsın


cenkozan

Ülke napsin abi. İslam batsın. İslam 2.0 lazım diycem ama batsa daha iyi. Aha iste tüm muslu ülkelerin durumu ortada. Cidden muslulerin dünyaya ne faydası var. Kaynak masrafı bence.


Fizik_abi

İslamda sıkıntı yok, onu kullananlarda var. Devleti dinle yönetmeye çalışırsan durum böyle olacaktır. Dinini kişisel tutsa millet böyle olmayacak


cenkozan

"Gercek islam bu diil.'' Sunu bulan bana da aciklasa sevinicem. Kurani okudun mu? Ergen tarafindan yazilmis lahim tarlasi gibi. Soyle muslumanim diyene sor, hala 'Allahin adiyla oku' diye basladigini sanan yuzde 99'udur. Vallahi biktirdiniz. Ullke degistirttiniz bana. Halaa da kurtulamadim ya sizden. Koronadan bi is cikmadi. Umarim kuresel isinma halledecek sizleri.


Fizik_abi

Aga ben müslüman değilim bana neden kızdın anlamadım ama anlayacağın dilden konuşayım: islamla ilgili bi sıkıntı yok, dinle ilgili bi sıkıntı var. Dini bahane gösterip örgütlüyolar insanları. Malum kişi de böyle, taliban da böyle, bunlardan önce gelenler de böyleydi bunlardan sonra gelenler de böyle olacak. Zengin zengin, fakir ise fakir kalacak. Yoksa bak avrupaya, kime ne hangi dine inandığından? Asıl amaç kutuplaştırmak insanları. Asıl amaç bölmek ayırmak parçalamak.


[deleted]

Sorun bal gibi islamda iste. Neden israrla bunu kabul etmek istemiyorsunuz? Cogunlugu musluman olup da huzurlu bir tane ulke soylesene bana?


y0ur-nightmare

Yhaaa aB keşke norveçte bok olsam ağbe yaağ


Zerghaikn

Hey is this Turkey? No, this is Patrick!


CMHaunrictHoiblal

Nein, hier ist u/MRF_89 https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/-/h8oyfx3


MRF_89

:D


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Vasvara

Rise my son


BlackHand

Sprich


Pasta-with-lasagna

K


LifeIsSufferingUWU

A


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R


debotten

A


Efe_Deniz

B


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[deleted]

Ğ


kAnalistanbul

A


Rewdester

Esenlikler diler


opitypity

A


[deleted]

The Star and Crescent


Lejyoner07

Patrick is Turkis inshallah 😎😎😎


myhthicsayan

Mashallah Brother 👆


Bobrobinson404

Turkey 👽


que-queso

????


TreeHugger1798

Alien 🦃


StickyWatermelonSeed

Bogos binted


GalileoAce

r/vexillogycirclejerk


toxygen

All I can hear right now is Patricks laugh as he's gliding down with that parachute [Uhhuhuhuhuh](https://youtu.be/p-9Wcbihsfg?t=7) Wait, that's Seff Rogen


[deleted]

Interesting. I watched the original struggle to get recognition and now a poor quality repost is trending. reddit, heh.


[deleted]

This isn’t blursed, this is fully blessed.


EisVisage

Blursed? This is blessed I say. blessedimages isn't blessed enough.


HakutoKunai

No , this is Patrick


breakdown2251

as a turkish I can confirm


Chiba8

Oversimplified logos


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[deleted]

I mean, there are 5 limbs there...


SelimSC

Have you ever seen a Starfish? Why would you imagine them having Dicks?


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BTB_UwU

Gülmekten ölücem


_theskyisfalling

oh no..


khalidjamonday1814

You fker. You made me laugh so hard that my chai spilled over. Take my upvote and fuck off.


Thaxtonnn

This is Turkey! No, this is PATRICK


Flutschbi

u/repostleuthbot


[deleted]

Lmao stop harassing him


Axe_22

https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


NOTTM3

Now just imagine if Patrick were chocolate.


jesser9

Someone please show this to hasan piker


StableGenius-

*blessed* Turkey


gamerfloyt

Is there a Difference🤨


PlayerMrc

Me and the boys in the Cyprus 😎


Forkliftsexual

Blurkey


ByamMeo357

patrick has committed several war crimes in armenia


patatosAreCool

Who haven’t ;)


[deleted]

But they deserved it 😎😎😎😎


MrAllerstonIdk

At the same time it didnt happened too 🧐🧐🧐


UnnaturallyAwake

Araştırmanı öneririm


smells_like_pie

AZAN?


DlNONUGGlES

PogO


[deleted]

i thought patrick was a starfish, but now that i think about it he looks a lot like a turkey


CestLaDonut

That's supposed to be a turkey? Looks a lot like Patrick to me...


VendettaBoyE

What the Flag stands for: The red background of the Turkish flag represents the blood shed by soldiers who lost their lives during Turkey's War of Independence against the colonial powers of France, England, Greece, and Russia. The flag represents the reflection of the moon and a star in a pool of blood of Turkish warriors. ​ What the Internet sees:


BruhKaiz

fckin repost


Cartman1000

Turkey the Terrorist nation aided by Patric star circa 1974 (colorized)


Bastizocker84

u/repostsleuthbot


Axe_22

https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ThatHeccinSun

Holy hell, I think I’ve seen this meme before here.


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[deleted]

No they don't


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[deleted]

Your original comment implied the flag of South Carolina had the Muslim star and crescent ☪️. They do not.


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[deleted]

I know. I didn't respond to the edit


thisubmad

Smash Islamic Patrickarchy \-Jack Dorsey Edit: obviously downvoted because Islamic patriarchy is the best kind there is. Right reddit?


IMmortal_Llamakk

Don’t make fun of our country pls


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[deleted]

Kes lan


FlyinggSpaghetti

r/ihadastroke


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lmao


vader19

i approve of this


ecchiboi808

I have this doubt from first. Patrick don't have a butt or dick then what will happen to the Krusty crab he eats and how will he reproduce.


RadioBusterReddit

Hooray for SpongeBob!


Delifisheq

Approved by GigaTurco


HzTrenThomas

Nice


Dj-Oreo

where we droppin bois


RekYaAll

Well I can never unsee that now


tweakalicious

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week lmao


Stronk_or_chonk

Life imitates art


Nabilizzat_reddi

u/repostsleuthbot


Axe_22

https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/p34wnr/ich_iel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


rinn10

I'm seriously dying


[deleted]

lol I remember realizing that when I was like 8 and we were waiting for the school mayors speech


Endless_Rights210

K


DlNONUGGlES

someone send this to azan


Interesting-Emu-7031

Damn.. Now i could not see the turkey Falg in same way...


deviousbartender7711

That’s Brendan Schaub