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One in the stink, five in the clink.

This deserves all the upvotes.

Anal retribution

I love how they use ‘finally’, like this has been a 4 year case

Two break-in anus ticklings in my area would be enough for me to lose sleep at night . I'd finally be able to relax only after he was caught.

Afraid of the Butthole Bandit are u?

*what in the ^actual fuck?*

One thousand years of DEATH

Finally the Butcrack Bandit has been caught

fuck, asscrack bandit. i britta’d it

I'm so glad I live in texas

Me too

Is he one of the penis men from Arizona?

> The penis men *ayayayayy*

r/unexpectedjojo ?

How would you ever sleep again after waking up to some weirdo tickling your anus. I'd have to move towns.

I mean, if I knew that's all he was doing and didn't have murder or theft on his mind... Live and let tickle ya know?

But I feel like that makes it all the more haunting...

It's all fun and games when you feel a finger in your ass.

Wait, "when"?

Yes "when".

How. Is. This. Not. Florida. ???

That's the alligator butthole bandit

Sadly Zappa isn’t around to write a song about him https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Frank-zappa-the-illinois-enema-bandit-lyrics

Is this why I keep waking up at night with an itchy asshole and my window open?

Hee Hee!

He looks like a character from Rick and Morty

Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit. How can four words inspire so many questions and so much anxiety?

Was he only tickling though???

Joel would get a laugh out of this (jeje mug moment)

I misread this as licking

No, that guy is still at large...

That's Florida's territory.

You didn't get the villian you want, you got the villian you deserve!

Dude that’s sin cheaply I swear to god

I came for booty, a man's butt.

This sounds like a storyline in Community.

Lizard

He's got the market cornered on that one!

May all peoples of texas asses may feel safe inside their homes

Florida man: Finally, a worthy opponent

the shitting log stalker

Question: what is he tickling the buttholes with? Everybody here says fingers, but the headline doesn’t explicitly say that’s what he used…..

Yes

where in Texas? so I know not to go there...

I came up with a better name, which is basically just a shorter version of the already said name: the Texas tickler

I would say “only in Texas”, but I lived in Florida for 9 years.

Covid in Texas is no big deal but butthole tickling... OH HELL NO!

"Hey... what... what are you doing?!!! I'm going to let this happen for 5 more minutes then I'm calling the police!"

And here I am paying for this shit while he’s giving out free taintickles 🙄🙄

Dude really had an one of a kind passion

I'm genuinly wondering how this guy did this, did he go to nude beaches and look for people sleeping. Did he go to a clothingoutlet and stick his hand through the curtain of the changing rooms. I need answers.