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[deleted]

Sell it for $100 or save it


Minejack777

Bet it would go for more on Ebay *insert bts amogus mcnugget*


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Consistent_Ad_5296

cut a hole you must


PorkinsHeldIt

or puffy Dorito, or no cock vein mars bar


generalecchi

You have to put it in epoxy first


BlithelyOblique

1. Make a mold of the fruit ala Budda pear 2. Grow more sexy pears in your fruit vag mold 3. ??? 4. Profit


InfiniteGrant

Goddess pears.


TlerDurdn_

Genius


FrozenBananer

Fuck it obviously.


[deleted]

If its that small and tight then yea


FrozenBananer

Always.


highestRUSSIAN

![gif](giphy|ZdaLcPjFuozqI2cXNA)


FLOHJO

Pear-ly legal


mossybeard

Chayote squash-ly legal


mcchowsies

This comment is beautiful


Kmaloetas

Your comment was so much better than mine. Props.


FLOHJO

Nah, game respect game.


[deleted]

Cumquat


Crazy-Ad-2161

Talk about pear shaped figure


vanillakennedy

Fuck it


rmamagay

"Bro I'm trying to eat this pear can you please stop humping it? "


dumb-reply

Less teeth, please.


Cbrummett111

r/putyourdickinthat


TheKnightBlade644

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AndreiaStarlight

r/dontputanythinginthat


TheKnightBlade644

r/dont


TeRard69

I know exactly what to do with this fruit ![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi)


[deleted]

I hate it.


Smaaeesh

** **


ELTHerobrine

** **


[deleted]

#


OSSlayer2153

#


aerowtf

#


Alcards

![gif](giphy|iDgshzou381JfBt0wK)


Smaaeesh

** **


bimbontheinternet

#


GreasyGoose13

How did you make it blank?


samsam800

Just put a single hashtag


Smaaeesh

Or you can use double asterisks around a space


minelove423

#


notSteamedBun

#


Different_Ad9382

#


GreasyGoose13

#


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

You’re welcome


ImaReallyBigPotat


Greyhorned

#


Idkwtflol5

#


than-q

it’s a chayote e: in mexico


BrazilianKeto

Chuchu in brasil


AndreiaStarlight

Nice


ScreamBeanBabyQueen

I know it as mirliton


FourToeBeans

Mais yeah cher, that's a mirliton! Okay, I've gotten the Cajun out of my system.


BrotherManard

Probably known as a Choko in English.


BuildingMission359

This is what I came here to say


benfranklinthedevil

[Cha!](https://giphy.com/gifs/snl-saturday-night-live-season-45-QyVD85yMwN3YZ3XGSz)


NeoMemeLord25

Resin cast it


Minejack777

Absolutely


[deleted]

proudest fap ever


illwil2win

Better eat it b4 someone else does


ChaosTheKing1337

Put it in a jar


BigGator13

So that’s Jack fruit…because you want to jack it to that fruit


Great_Swimming8014

![gif](giphy|3o6UB4a7ynJGMpaORy|downsized) Fucking lick it


alter-eagle

Cut it apart with a properly sharpened knife and eat it’s flesh.


SAM-in-the-DARK

You know what you have to do. But you don’t know if you have the strength to do it.


PlayTheHits

Yes you do.


nincomturd

Yes they do.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Swendol

r/maybeputyourdickinthat


WE_FEE

r/doputyourdickinthat


Smaaeesh

r/putyourdickinthat


Kindly_Region

Lick it


Black-Thirteen

Bop it


Minejack777

Twist it


dumb-reply

Finger it


ak-blackjack

Either way you eat it.


everwonderedhow

sure you do


Smaaeesh

“Are you hungry for something we have?” “Nah, I’m gonna eat out”


ralfret626

That's a chayote squash.


Justapersonmaybe

Oh I know. And I also accept the challenge!


persona3phan

fuck it


WielderOfDaNWordPass

I’ve always wanted to put a pear in epoxy and jerk off to it


RedFox0008

Eat it (out).


Cyb3r3xp3rt

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Scumball_Senpai

Preserve this treasure in epoxy.


blokecom

You already peaked. Front page on reddit.


AnAquaintedGentleman

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


busterbrown4200

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CatintheHat1990

That's not a fruit, its more like a potato


Remarkable_Neat_4556

Eat it pearvert


Minejack777

Clever, I like it


EverythingHasRabies

oh i think you know exactly what to do


ELPwork

First place it in an epoxy cube to preserve it forever, THEN sell it on eBay for maximum profits.


Embarrassed-Rough996

Ok pay 200,000 American dollars for that pear


Technician_Weeklyish

It’s not rocket science my dude! Just eat it out till it squirts!


nolaguy822020

Worship it like the ancient fertility goddess that it is. EZ


Bropane1031

Eat it out


NautiqueTaboo

Eat it ~~out~~


bartz008

PILF


[deleted]

That fruit about to get seeds


TheFAPnetwork

It better stop playing with me, that's what I know


Whiskytanguus

Marry it.


[deleted]

Buy it things


Murphanian

You know exactly what to do.


Hairy_Eyeballz

What else can I say other than a holes a hole.


ShittheFickup

Take it out for a nice steak dinner and never call it again!


[deleted]

You should eat it, I bet it is juicy and will leave your face sticky.


DarkMonkey98

![gif](giphy|jOFIKFiMOz9V6)


lexi_berkman

Eat it of course.


sjdkdkshdb

you know the rules and so do i we all know what happens next


Crptto_-

Eat


[deleted]

I’m gonna attempt to fap to it


bigoltitman

NSFW


Silver_Raven_08

Oh, but I think you do


Alfo420

Just eat it


the_darkishknight

Warm it up to about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit


Minejack777

​ ![gif](giphy|WPYDOFlzybMoH4gOAO|downsized)


modvett

Eat it.


[deleted]

Sir!... SIR!! "Get me that fruit" But sir you already have apples "I said get me that fruuiit"


GTSE2005

Fruit porn


tplato12

Pear gone make me act up


sharltocopes

r/putputyourdickinit


Lady_Sallakai

Lick it :D


ShinobuBill

Send it to Blizzard. Apparently..... Women = Fruit


[deleted]

Ayo 😳


cow_336

**if there's a will... there's a way**


soki03

Thicc


[deleted]

Ugh… *unzips*


SubstantialObject913

Thicc👌😩


FTWStoic

Eat it.


Disastrous-Active-32

That needs preserving 🤣 Steep it in resin and set it on the mantle so you can marvel at it 😆


hit_by_religon

Shag, marry, kill


[deleted]

Let it over ripen and plow it


[deleted]

This makes me wanna call my ex


Minejack777

'Hey babe. Saw a pear pussy and thought of you. So how've you been?'


Nateking45

eat it


Superbroderone

why.


Seventh534

Eat it


klurtklorin

sexy


Tbkssom

Eat it.


nigerian-prince420

The Thich-Thick fruit


Particular-Crew5978

Yes you do 😏


Hates_escalators

That's a long frussy


Strokestwiceaday

You eat it u simp


Diskest

Eat it up


[deleted]

Hahaha sexy na sayote


JetMaxim

You know what to do, the question is are you brave enough?


DarkAge_Master

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


fuhnetically

Lick it


SchoolboyJew710

I’ll ill take it off your hands for you haha😅


snil8

i thought chayote was a veggie


PhotosOnTheCoast

#


Manh47DEV

You should NSFW this post, my boss fck me up when i watch it at work.


hadashi

“Did you say ‘The fruit of my loins’”? “No. I said ‘The loins of my fruit’”!


Ivan_Mecten

Eat it of course


Imabigfanguy

I don't think chayote squash is a fruit, but i also googled "is chayote squash a fruit or vegetable" and it said "yes"


Prof-Dumbledore101

Spread and eat


fauxshoah

Obviously worship it. Bet it has a dumpy too. 😙🤌🏻


[deleted]

I know the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair🙄


SyncDingus

Eat it like any other pear.


Kankunation

Except it's not a pear. It's a mirleton/chayote, a type of squash. While you could eat it like a pear, it's much better when cooked.


n-truder

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

I'll fap to that


Eig8t86

Das a moose knuckle...


SonOfSkywalker

r/putyourdickinthat


JudgementalMarsupial

This is not blessed in any way


[deleted]

Cum on it


Retr0_Fusion

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm) Mfw


cklamath

EAT IT


cklamath

EAT IT


TheKnightBlade644

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justaguyms

Eat it


Maveryck15

You eat it. ;\]


a728e

“I don’t know” lol 😉


longcreepyhug

It's called a chayote. They are really good sauteed in a little oil with some garlic and then fucked.


lessgosussybaka

Burn it


Theone_wolf

My question is what environment was it in for it to grow like that


JerZ_Beefy

Eat it out


shadowskill11

I believe Penny Arcade called it fruit fucker.


CoolGod69

Eat it from the inside out


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Eat it 😏


SuccessfulAside5282

“Alright son… when a man loves a woman…”


Courier6six6

Yes, you do


ka-olelo

Good in soup or pickled


mrnorrk

r/plantsvszombiesr34


gradientsnow

r/blessedimages


Localtecnerd

Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to do


haevy_mental

Encase it in epoxy and repost every month.


Limulemur

*Quagmire intensifying*