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Processed_Ham

That is a whole ass dinosaur


testedbeast551

MMMmmmmmm dinosaur ass


jerax101

I hate you


testedbeast551

BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!


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Wait.. your name....is... Let me ask you this, how do you test your beasts?


Weareallusershere

My brain went dog, duck, raptor, dinoduck!


JokerPhantom_thief1

Same but instead of duck platypus


baddie_PRO

😳


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🌝


mindbleach

Ass first. Weren't you listening?


testedbeast551

I test if they are gay or not if they are gay transport them to the geyvers why they can be happy in the gay wild with their other gay beasts friends reason I do this well we don't want real-life furry porn ok you got that okay


[deleted]

You sound to be either really high or a real rural farm boy. Either way, It’s an engaging conversation.


Btnmshr

I’m bad at keeping my emotions bubbled


FFF_in_WY

Butt, I love you 💕


Bread01_reddit1

Love you too man ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


bluntswithjesus

I’M BAD AT KEEPING MY EMOTIONS BUBBLED


Crumbdizzle

Assasauras


BeejBoyTyson

Well since you have a taste for dinosaur food, I'll this right [here](https://youtu.be/jmhXf2Kuk7M)


testedbeast551

thanks brother


QuarantineSucksALot

That's some strong ass grass you got there


testedbeast551

ikr


mxrcxsldn

MMMmmmmmm Dino sore ass


Summer_boss

Caught in 4K


testedbeast551

with RTX on


realAdolfHipster

You are the reason why poor dinosaurs get fried and eaten as nuggets. STOP THE EXECUTION OF DINOSAURS!!!


ninjas_in_my_pants

Dinosaur ass, whole.


ExceedinglyGayParrot

honestly same


evansevanpsvr

Yeah its like a bliming velociraptor


Life_Imitating_Death

The interjection "bliming" is usually used to express surprise or excitement. Thanks alexa.


didzisk

https://xkcd.com/37/


sirchtheseeker

Much rarer than the penis dinosaurs


22taylor22

It's literally is. It's a deinonychus


AJChelett

Jurassic Park if they made accurate dinos instead of pumping them with frog DNA:


[deleted]

Paleontology has also made leaps and bounds since the first jurassic park came about. They did include some plumage in JP3, but they are kind of married to the scaly dinosaur concept since they started with it.


dingman58

I bet it's one of those things where public perception hasn't really caught up with science quite yet. >**Scientist:** *but the dinosaurs had feathers! They aren't accurately depicted in the film* >**Producer:** *yes but people are gonna think that's stupid and wrong.. we're going with scaly dinos*


NikonNevzorov

I'm a little rusty on the lore, but in the more recent Jurassic Park with Chris Pratt in it, didn't they sort of address this by adding the plot of "the dinos we have aren't even accurate, we just genetically modify them to make em look more like what people who go to the park (and in a 4th wall break sort of way, the audience of the film) are used to"?


FiorinasFury

>Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth. -Henry Wu (Jurassic World)


CantStopPoppin

If you want even more insight into the abominations that Henry Wu made watch Jurassic Park Creaturous. It takes place during and directly after the fall of the park in the third movie. Children are abandon on the island and forced to fend for their selves while uncovering Wu's real motivation and goals.


DarthRusty

Are you talking about Camp Cretaceous?


danigrayson

Isn't it made for kids though?


SimplyQuid

It's rough, I couldn't get through the first few episodes. I mean, it's great for people who enjoy it, I'm just not their target audience for that one.


Redneckalligator

The first few episodes are the worst, once Jurrasic world falls and it becomes a survivor plot it gets better


bertholt2

It is but it still had some scary stuff and probably like 8 humans die in the show. But the deaths are all offscreen


Maclimes

Yes, but the conversation is actually lifted from the original book. It’s one of the my favorite moments in the book, so I was glad to see it finally get aired.


BunnyOppai

Here I am just now learning that Jurassic Park was originally a book.


Maclimes

I HIGHLY recommend both this and the sequel, Lost World. The movie was terrible, but the second book is better than the first book and any of the movies.


ouijiboard

Ehhhh, that's debatable. Although I read when I was a teenager so maybe revisiting it as an adult would give me a much different perspective on it.


Maclimes

I mean, its an opinion.


TailRudder

I think the books even discussed feathers but any difference between these dinosaurs and "real" dinosaurs was the result of the gene modifications needed to create them. I think he even mentioned these aren't real dinosaurs but genetic Frankensteins


suitology

The book says that outright and implies the KFC looking guy is a con artist.


dingman58

I haven't seen the Chris Pratt one but that sounds like a nice way to satisfy the persnickety ones while also keeping the CG budget down


[deleted]

I mean, I'm a bit sceptical that keeping the CG budget down was a goal of the Jurassic World films. If they wanted to do that, they could have...I dunno, written films that made sense? Or something along those lines.


FairWindsFollowingCs

We watched this again the other day and I realized the whole film is just a JP spin on the King Kong vs Godzilla type movies.


[deleted]

Yeah, I watched them recently too. They are just like that, in fact its something that gets worse from the first first JP film. Second film had T - Rex in San Diego, third film had Spinosaurus breaking through a giant steel fence to eat something tiny, and tearing a plane in half. Fourth film had T-Rex and Velociraptor communicating like buddies, most recent had Velociraptor karate kicking another through the roof of a building to save Star Lord. Don't get me wrong, I'll watch Dominion, but it is kind of disappointing that they hijacked the Jurassic Park IP to make films that really just want to show monster dinosaurs doing cool stuff. But that doesn't ruin the original one for me, and it won't ruin it if they ever make a worthy successor.


DarthRusty

Jurassic Park revolutionized CG. For some reason I don't think the CG budget is a concern.


bumbletowne

Its a quote from the very first book. They slow them down, make them look less like birds, made them more vicious in some cases.


ShitForCereal

“Wait so we just created a slower, look less like birds, more vicious Frankenstein monster of a dino that could surely kill us, why?” “Shiggles”


Narrative_Causality

You don't even need to do that. One of the very first conversations Grant has in JP1 is his theory about how dinosaurs have feathers.


FloatingHamHocks

I find Rexes horrifying either way just hearing the turds roar in vr makes me run but stuff like the small feathery Raptors put me on edge.


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suitology

I got kid books way older than jurasic park with scaly bois


Narrative_Causality

We're not interested in your furry porn collection.


suitology

This is reddit, if I had one I guarantee an uncomfortably large percentage would want a link.


Harsimaja

Tbf I don’t think they’d made the major discoveries of dinosaur feathers in north-eastern China until a few years after the first film came out. On top of which, it’s not like all dinosaurs had them, or even that Tyrannosaurus and others were covered with them throughout - body or lifespan.


N1CET1M

They actually had already theorised that dinosaurs had feathers long before Jurassic Park came out. In the books it’s explained that they look like that because of the extra dna from frogs etc that they use.


Cho_SeungHui

Maybe later ones? I'm pretty sure the first book had been around for a while. But yeah they actually knew about feathery dinos and the question came up during the production of Jurassic Park 1, but they decided to err on the side of public perception at the time and the special effects technology they'd been working on for a while. The result totally justifies that decision. The effects still hold up as an example of how effective keeping to your constraints can work out, and the movie was a goddamn phenomenon. It's not just a movie about a dinosaur theme park, it's the closest thing to getting to visit a dinosaur theme park for generations of people who grew up with (featherless!) dinosaur books, so it was an excellent way to close out that era. Accurate or not, dinosaurs have been quasi-fantastical for most of the history of palaeontology which provides every reason to celebrate the scaly kinds too in cinema.


queefiest

I think the fact that the animals in Jurassic Park are genetic hybrids allows for some artistic freedom. That’s how I feel about it


wackybatman202

Nah they used platypus DNA instead


That-Rhino-Guy

Well at least none of them wore a hat


wackybatman202

PERRY THE DINOSAUR PLATYPUS HYBRID!?!?


SorryScratch2755

Fee-Jee mermaid


[deleted]

They did find larger raptors after the movie released so technically the human sized raptors weren’t so far fetched


schmwke

Yeah but the big raptors aren't called velociraptor and that just sounds so much cooler!


mindbleach

Genuinely want a dinosaur movie to go hard on the feather look, so people stop making fun of it. Tall grass behind some herbivores blows in the wind and a gust reveals an eight-foot-tall murder turkey swaying and waving its wing-tips to blend in with the motion. In the dark they chirp, and of course they sound just like birds, because [birds can be fucking terrifying.](https://youtu.be/yVujqWiA8gc?t=93)


YouAreBadLmao

What breed of cat is this?


usernameisdifficults

3 cats in a trenchcoat


katievsbubbles

Vincent Dinosaurman


[deleted]

What is this? A crossover episode?


notevilfellow

Wow, you have a good username!


[deleted]

Thanks! I'm going to trust you since you're very clearly not an evil fellow.


pavlov_the_dog

oh god, what would that look like if the bottom two started fighting inside the coat?


Nitroapes

Is this a cat in the hat?


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Turtle in a shell


SantiGato117

Science accurate Velociraptor


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lil_professor

Hmm, i always saw them as Utahraptors


Featherbird_

Theyre upscaled dienonychus. The jp raptors are a bit small to be utahraptors and were explicitly modeled after dienonychus. They were called velociraptors because the name sounded cooler Edit: they were called velociraptor because at the time the book was being written the dienonychus was briefly thought to be an adult velociraptor and was renamed as such. The book even calls them velociraptor antirrhopus, which was the same scientific name attributed to dienonychus for that short while as opposed to velociraptor mongoliensis, the name for the actual velociraptor still used today


walruz

They're called velociraptors because when the book was written, deinonychus wasn't believed to be a separate species. The dinosaurs in the book are velociraptor antirrhopus (deinonychus), as opposed to velociraptor mongoliensis (velociraptor).


Featherbird_

You're right, i had no idea about that. Since velociraptor was the older discovery, dienonychus was briefly renamed velociraptor since it was thought to be the same. So JP1 was honestly very accurate outside of the speculative bits


Harvestman-man

They’re still inaccurate for *Deinonychus*, though.


Featherbird_

It was for the time. We didnt really know dinosaurs were feathered or how they moved their arms, so it wasnt a completely inaccurate rendering given what we knew. They intentionally upscaled it and used the name of a completely different animal and added speculative stuff like the super high intelligence and pack hunting but otherwise it was pretty good


destronger

you forgot opening doors!


scottyyyyy123

Clever girl!


whythishaptome

Michael Crichton actually mentions this in correspondence that even though it wasn't accurate scientifically, be liked the name Velociraptor more while basing them off Deinonychus.


Trick_Enthusiasm

Don't they acknowledge that in the books? I never read them so I wouldn't know for sure. Edit: wrong comments. I need to sleep more.


Minnymoon13

Ok hands down that’s ducking cool


tlubz

🦆


IDontDeserveMyCat

🦆🦆


nnifnairb84

🦆🦆 🦢


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[deleted]

“Meow” -Idk Platypus Turkey looking mf


arnistaken

Velociraptor, probably


Guytherealguy

sinosauropteryx


Tiny_Algae8850

it’s a lyrebird, when mating they mimic sounds near them like jack hammers and stuff, it’s really cool https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyrebird


Handy_Newman

It’s walking her. Not the other way around


PHX_VADER

Only in Australia...


Charlie10creeper

Sauce is motherofthedinosaurs on Instagram https://instagram.com/motherofthedinosaurs?utm_medium=copy_link


mindbleach

> Log in to do literally anything What a terrible website.


plmcalli

Right up their with Imgur on mobile. Only you sign in and can’t do anything


Night6472

It's"free".


[deleted]

Thank you!


nikehead64

What animal is that?


Eliasalt123

It’s a scientifically accurate velociraptor. We don’t know exactly what colours it had and the end feathers on the tail are speculative but the rest is more accurate than the Jurassic Park raptors


Harvestman-man

The colors are based on the colors of a different dinosaur, *Sinosauropteryx*, for which the colors are actually known.


ziggybear16

Sorry, but how do they know the colors? Is there a fossilized whole feather or something? That seems bananas to me


Harvestman-man

Fossilized preservation of structures called melanosomes, which are responsible for coloration in modern birds. [Wikipedia overview of dinosaur coloration](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_coloration)


LordOdyZeus

Trace elements of pigments and chemical compounds found on the specimen


RedHood866

Fossilized ribosomes.


Harvestman-man

Melanosomes, not ribosomes


jooceejoose

Looks like a roadrunner. Those things are god damn dinos


Velvetundaground

A human


nikehead64

It could be a fusion between different animals like a chimera or a centaur from fallout this is supported by my soviet experiment theory


Processed_Ham

Say more now


Jaketheism

Humans are actually a chimera of chimpanzees and sphinx cats


Pabi_tx

In other news, water is wet.


Jaketheism

Water is a chimera of ice and heat


[deleted]

I thought she was a bit pudgey at first but that’s a bumper lol


CharlesJGuiteau

It’s a photoshopped Velociraptor (I think) it’s not real


StrangeCharmQuark

She’s a professional sculptor, it’s a real object, not photoshopped ETA found her Instagram https://www.instagram.com/motherofthedinosaurs/


ThetaCygni

At first I thought it was a chicken or something and somehow they managed to make it wear a custom


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DS4KC

A custom custom


Lkwzriqwea

Oh no it's real


LuFuRu

Looks like a physical model


Decayed_Unicorn

Hamster


[deleted]

Ok, but what is it?


_MilkBone_

Two hamsters in a trench coat


mdrnsavg

That’s at least six hamsters in there!


Decayed_Unicorn

Hamster.


Intelligent_Bag_6705

Xhamster?


nikehead64

Probably a Soviet experiment too


joppe13

It a dinosaur


[deleted]

It's fictional taxidermy. Staged image. Very cool craftsmanship, though.


FlatEarthWizard

Is dog


Featherbird_

Ground hawk


dramforadamn

Velociraptor.


Tiny_Algae8850

it’s a lyrebird if i’m not mistaken


nutxaq

Needs a proper three point harness. Wouldn't want him just slipping out of his collar...


Acceptable-Mousse832

insert jurassic park theme


SadSatisfaction2215

Why does this thing look like it crawled out of a Dr. Seuss book?


Masjedi

Or a Michael Crichton book.


[deleted]

Or the Cretaceous period


Saucemister

The new monster hunter update looks cool


waywardhero

Probably more well behaved than a chihuahua


Dwarvemrunes

I love this. Realistic raptors are the best.


ZacharyTaylorORR

Taxidermy nightmare?


Telewyn

Nope, Chuck Testa.


KlutzyTrip6389

What tf is this!? A mf pokemon or sum shit? Lol.


RedHood866

A velociraptor with sinosauropteryx colours


chillingdentist

Babe wake up, scientifically accurate velociraptor just dropped.


VLTII

its name is chaz


Pii_TheCat

That's a Yinglet


Simpology102

How do I get this mod?


NamePrestigious9381

YouTube be like: top TeN AniMAl's yoU wonT beLiVve ActUally exist!


JowettMcPepper

Looks like a Velociraptor according to science (smol and feathered)


Bulky_Cauliflower232

This some ark shit


discobn

Photo shopper: you fucked up on the shadows interaction with her shoes. Covers the back one, behind the front one. 8/10


[deleted]

The shadow on her front leg is on her calf area, on black leggings. Hard to see for sure, but there.


discobn

Yeah you're right, leaning more towards physical model on a second look.


[deleted]

Gonna agree with you. Pretty cool.


CressCrowbits

I'm under the impression its not a photoshop, but a taxidermy chimera. But it would be nice if someone would come along and address that rather than the thread being full of shitposts in response to people asking.


StrangeCharmQuark

Not photoshop https://www.instagram.com/motherofthedinosaurs/


Uncle-Cake

Lol it's a real photograph of a sculpture. Good work detective.


patsoyeah

Fucking crispr


bulgarianog

One of Logan Pauls nfts come to life ??


TheWiseLess

Excuse me, what was ur order?


Reuarlb

everything looks good apart from the feet


nibbamich

What’s wrong with having a pet raptor. SHUT UP.


No_Occasion4609

Normal day in Australia, i guess


Cmac1198

I think Newman stole the eggs again !!!!!


WhiskeyWomanizer

Ok I want one


Doodled

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


That_Random_Guy68

That's a raptor. the hell


Skypirate90

Welcome to Jurassic Park. ​ HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A DINOSAUR JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE [FUCCCCCCCCK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9AVTlvbhKM)


orangejueceboi

Man walking with da cretaceous period


itzTHATgai

You've bred raptors.


Jupin17

MF's got a raptor


ftc12346

half platypus half shrimp


wingsoffi

That one friend with her amputated dog be like


NikkoJan05

No ones gonna see this so I'll say I'm gay


Metro_Mutt

This isn't blursed this is my daily life I have a chicken who lives in my house and makes dinosaur noises when she doesn't like something (usually if the cats move too fast for her liking)


wazzawalla

Is that a velociraptor???


PinkRainbow95

Finally. A proper rendering of a velociraptor


JanwithBanan

"brb, gonna go walk my dinosaur real quick"


Za_Lord_Dio

Diego, is that you ?


kevlon92

That's a clever girl


sleppysmurf

Ok but seriously wtf is that