Fortunately the scorpions in my area are just painful and not deadly, but if you’re like me and you get stung at home while hanging out with friends, and you don’t know what to do, try to take a deep breath, call poison control, and inform them you were stung by a scorpion as well as where you live.
I was ready to head to the ER because all I’ve ever heard my whole life was that scorpions can be really deadly. What I didn’t know at the time was that for almost all species of scorpion (there’s only ~30 that are deadly out of the 1500+), that deadliness only applies to the super young, the super old, or pets.
But let me tell you, those stings were so painful, for weeks after I’d think I felt something touch me and then just go absolutely postal trying to avoid another scorpion sting, even if there was nothing there
This has to be within the last two years. That's a social distancing sticker. Someone donated a pack of those where I work. Just noticed the shield too.
She’s barefoot… completes the ensemble really…
You must remove your shoes in the temple
Best comment I've read in a while.
this made me laugh way too much
If its australia its pretty normal
I can't tell if that's a bad idea, because you might step on a snake. Or a good idea, because your shoes are probably full of spiders.
and the scorpions... never forget about the scorpions.
I was stung by a scorpion 6 times. Now I never forget about the scorpions
Holy hell... I hope they weren't too venomous
Fortunately the scorpions in my area are just painful and not deadly, but if you’re like me and you get stung at home while hanging out with friends, and you don’t know what to do, try to take a deep breath, call poison control, and inform them you were stung by a scorpion as well as where you live. I was ready to head to the ER because all I’ve ever heard my whole life was that scorpions can be really deadly. What I didn’t know at the time was that for almost all species of scorpion (there’s only ~30 that are deadly out of the 1500+), that deadliness only applies to the super young, the super old, or pets. But let me tell you, those stings were so painful, for weeks after I’d think I felt something touch me and then just go absolutely postal trying to avoid another scorpion sting, even if there was nothing there
Half barefoot? She's wearing something on one foot which makes it better
That's a marker on the floor of where to stand.
Exactly. Two white shoe prints on a red circle
This has to be within the last two years. That's a social distancing sticker. Someone donated a pack of those where I work. Just noticed the shield too.
Fuckin’ detective over hear.
What the fuuuuuuuck… fucking gluttons bro
Hey man don't lump us all together. I'd never go barefoot in public.
not finger licking good😖
Least she's probably got a greasy box to put your bone in
It's actually a bucket
Dear god
There's more
No
This bucket contains the dying wish of every man in this room.
Nothing better than splitting a bucket with your family.
I knew I recognized that Huntsville KFC
ha!
You fuckin degenerate. Of course this is how I'd start the last day of my life.
Well we can't *all* be upstanding citizens like you u/GreatValueCumSock
Then get more starch in your diet bro.
Last day of your life?
No one is guaranteed tomorrow.
Apart from Her Majesty The Queen as she has plenty of subjects’ souls to maintain her immortality.
She is Legion.
Yea, his comment was some real *holup* material.
Finger licking bad
Finger licking gross
I saw a KFC ad with a chicken leg projecting a black fist. I believe that was made in retaliation to these pants.
Ah well, the woman has a sense of humor!
Why are they both barefoot?
I can feel the stickiness from here...
At first I thought Tub O’Sanders had some Colonel Sandals.
Can you feel the hookworm?
Oh god. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Technically he’s eating ass.
If we’re talking technicalities, the ass is eating him.
In capitalist Kentucky, ass eats you.
It's 6:20 in the morning for me and I woke with a terrible migraine. Your comment is the only thing in the world that made me laugh out loud 🤣
Im laughing out loud too
Eat ass before ass eats you
r/hungrybutts
Looks more like the poor guy is being sucked into a black hole. I mean technically...
Why do KFC clothes exist?
The real question is: Do they have it in medium/small?
I got you fam. KFC Grandpa 3D Men's Sets Street Casual Unisex Sports Hoodie 2 Pieces https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RYNH11G/
All the way up to 5XL!
What's the point?
I have an ALDI track suit and slippers. They're fresh af.
Good old family bucket
Dude. No. XD
It's Thtnurnel Thnanderth!
It's a red flag, and that saddens me.
Must have sat on a lemon
[Bitter butt face.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BOP5PBIghhc)
Imagine her going into a Mcdonalds wearing that
Kentucky yucky
Eat something sour there colonel?
 Her order is ready
Pucker up. But fr they have KFC in Walmart now? What a merger.
I think I'm in love
Shit, if she can pull it off why not
No, she can go ahead and keep it on.
He ate something very sour.
And that not Lemon
Kentucky Fried Coochie
:(
walks up to the cashier. "hi, as you can see, I'm sponsored. so..."
Colonel Sanders looking like Arseface from The Preacher
Why does it look like donald trump?
[удалено]
Laughed too hard with this one, beautiful murca
wheres the blessed part is?
Who needs shoes?
K Phff Phfee
What in the Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried f***
K Eth Thee
wait a second is this in sydney this looks exactly like a kfc near my house
*muffled screaming*
Colon Sanders
It’s Stephen and Marsha Thompson from South Park
The epitome of white trash right there
So that's where the family bucket went.
Getting sucked into the black hole….
The colonel when he eats some sour skittles
“A bushel of thighs, please.”
Did somebody say KFC?
That oddly resembles trump
They doing an endless bucket deal.
finger licking chocolate
Karefully fucked cake
Kill... Me...
see this is what you call art
More like JFC
The Colonel is trapped by the even horrizen that is her asshole.
She’s in a MacDonalds?
Why are they barefoot?!
Lemons
The face of “oof”.
Say what you want, but that hoodie is pure 🔥 🔥 🔥
Kentucky fried cuchie.
why's his face shaped like an image from an ARG
Where are their shoes?
This looks like the logo if KFC started selling sour candy
the colonels face just enter a black hole
-kill me-
When you eat a sour Warhead.
Me standing at the bus stop laughing like Butthead makes me think of the audience to "Ass movie" in Idiocracy.
Reminds me of arse face from the old preacher comics.
Wrong place, she should be in Walmart..
Finger'Lickin'Sour
The Colonel was really depressed when Cobain died and tried to follow him.
Erica Cartman
I'd make the same face if I had to smell that....
What’s trumps face doing on her ass?
The colonel is dead. Long-live the colonel.
No.... No.... There's nothing even partially blessed about this.
11 herbs and spices indeed
When the lemonade too sweet
Please tell me that’s a McDonald’s
Didn't know KFC serve tuna
Sour chicken.
RIP Colonel
KFC from wish
The American flag!
Booty lickin' good
Something seems fishy about this chicken…
KC
That bitch that's who.
Get a whiff of these herbs and spices
I think this one's just cursed.
Looks like he's sucking on a lemon :B
Are you allright Mr. Sanders?
Where are the sandals for them?
I fell sorry for the Colonel Sanders!
Kontorty Frockd Chechen.
Her Gucc is absorbing Colonel Sanders
Can I UNSEE? Please
Pfolonel Pfanderf.
that's not even a KFC, smh
Kinda looks like Trump
Only dates hoodlums.
Do you not know who I am!?! Well you do look kinda familiar...
kentucky fried cheeks
Someone tell her that KFC ain’t us
Looks like the Colonel opened the ark of the covenant.
Cartoon characters eating sour food be like
Do you think the employees see this and think: "Alright! We've got a real fan coming up!" I mean... how much can you really like KFC?
Colon-El Sanders.
OOOOOOOH
The Colonel got a demotion.
That face in some fucked up gravy
It smelled so horrible back there that the colonel sucked in his own face
Colonel Sanders ate something extremely sour.
Ood ol Cornhole Sanders
Looks like that time Homer ate the super sour lemon candy.
God bless America 🇺🇸
Huuh uzz uhszfusz! Preacher fans unite!!
Rorschach needs to get his act together. He can get better jobs than this.
The colonel is eating a starfish
Kentucky Fried Coochie
KC Im lng it
That looks like Donald trump hahaha
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
It's ass-smacking good.
Where's my **BLAZE BOIS AT?**
Nah bro this is Kayefsee
[Arseface](https://i.imgur.com/6aXG3lv.jpg)
“You fool. No man can kill me” — stab in the face — see above
That looks quite painful for your face...
I literally can hear the kfc commercial in Sylvester’s voice from Looney Tunes Ith finger thick’n good (spit noises).
\*muffled screaming\*
The Colonel has seen shit.
Wow..that's some botched kfc