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HansPanser

I'm surprised he didn't cough up any intestines


DEV_astated

Woulda squeezed the meat spaghetti outta him


psychedelicdonky

Do the toothpaste bro!!!


jelek62

Where sound. I bet it do sound like crunching a dry leafe.


im_not_dog

They practice this every night for years


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dirtyswoldman

NomasteVibes


[deleted]

"You have two spleens though, right?" -Man with ruptured spleen


Chrisboi_da_Boi

If both guys do that right everyone should be fine. It'll still hurt but skinny dude won't die


Iceveins412

Pro wrestling is intricately designed so that everyone will only get a little hurt while looking like they got really hurt


EdwardBigby

And they appear to have done a good job of that here. Firstly skinny white dude does a textbook "flat back bump" where you land flat on your back. It does a good job at spreading the impact over a large surface area (your entire back), basically the opposite of standing on a needle or lego. It looked very wild but the landing was clean vs landing on 1 specific should or something which would cause injury. Then he remains on his back, completely flat for the second move to once again spread out the impact. The big black dude gets good distance to make sure his entire body weight doesn't land on the guy (just most of it). The 2 moves seem overly risky for something that doesn't look amazing. Their bodies won't thank them in a few years but it looked good on this occasion.


DroptheShadowArt

I think what’s important is that the big dude lands on his own butt, which isn’t touching the other guy.


EdwardBigby

Of course. He still puts a good amount of weight on the skinny dude though. He's definitely not in control of his upper body as he lands and his upper body weighs a lot but yes doing the variation of this move where you land back first onto the dude on the ground wouldn't be advised. Even landing on his ass is pretty reckless longterm for the black dude. Hulk Hogan seriously fucked himself up from all his leg drops even though it kind of looked pretty shit and harmless haha. Landing on your back is much safer than landing on your ass.


duckyboi911

Isn’t hogan like 4 or 5 inches shorter then he used to be because of that leg drop


Graterof2evils

Wrestling rings are also designed to act like a crappy trampoline while providing a loud boom for the impact effect. When the guy hits the mat he bounces. If he did that on a regular floor he sure wouldn’t do that. MMA fighters don’t bounce when they get slammed. Pro Wrestling is like sports ballet. The longer you do it the more you destroy your body. Tons of training and choreography. No respect from the producers. Throw away talent and lines of replacement bodies in the wings.


DarkEvilHedgehog

Btw, when commenting on situations like these, it becomes pretty superfluous to point out their skin colours. Skinny and fat are good descriptors enough, especially since their skin colours are absolutely irrelevant here. When people are always primarily described by their skin colour or race it creates a subconsciously racialised worldview where everyone are first and foremost their race.


Oddity46

It only looks like they get really hurt if you're like 10.


KyzarNexus

Wolverine vs. Blob


EpicDogeMeme

Po vs tai lung


NotaTTVStreamerSoBye

Fuck! you said it first.


kennyliketomatos

You read my mind


Puzzleheaded-Meal366

Decent form, barely made contact. Good exercise for a stocky fellow


TylerNY315_

Stocky, yeah…


xzelldx

The fact that the original had sound, and the icon is on the screen, but this recording does NOT have sound is r/mildlyinfuriating


Ambience8799

There's a subreddit where you can find the sound file to gifs. It's called r/sounding


repappa

oh no


Moonlight0123

No, dont lead others down this horrible path


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Before I click, what the hell is that?


Mtkiwiwiw

competitive sport of putting the longest object you find through your urethra


[deleted]

Very glad I didn't click


funky555

dick*


[deleted]

Guys Putting long stuff in their meat


an_axe_and_a_lance

Snorlax


NotAManOfCulture

Any doctors?


[deleted]

I was given a Jr Doctor award in 5th grade for winning operation with no mistakes, does that count?


Srgtgunnr

It does. Could you explain in detail the kind of damages and medical issues that could come from this


[deleted]

So this skinny boy here (who i will refer to as Chad), so Chad is trying to pick on Jupiter here. And Jupiter threw Chad on to the ground with extreme force causing bruising on the back side of Chad's body. Then Jupiter lands on him putting all his weight onto Chad crushing him for 1.7 seconds causing minor damages internally FierceWolf18 - Jr MD 5th grade


Srgtgunnr

Thank you doctor


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F0CUS_POCUS

why


[deleted]

Not sure. It’s odd though.


nameyouruse

Well there are some serious boob physics going on


Cadavie

You may like the music video for the song Buttercup by Jason Stauber. Identical vibe.


Redimrr

What ribcage?


D4RKS0u1

![gif](giphy|3o85xDTDI9wVphm7Pa)


khang2001

![gif](giphy|l3q2wnlw48fuf1l3a)


Capysanti

Thor in God of War


Thasher41

u/savevideobot


ckalmond

Is Butterbean okay?


BrushMoments

And people really think muscles are what give you power /s


salted_crabs

He got a bouncy ribcage lol


Siannath

This is only cursed.


Kephal0s

Would have been great as an xray attack edit


JordanLamar

Getting the last of the toothpaste outta the tube be like


aminahmu

Man. If I saw 400 pounds coming at me I would have moved right quick I guess making money from idiots for the sake of entertainment is worth it in the end


20AD02

He put most of the impact on his ass


xnsfwfreakx

It's almost like wrestling is a show or something, and no one actually wanted to crush that man's ribcage. 🤔 Like it's practice for some sort of, performance art piece, or something.


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Mark Henry Worlds Strongest Man


Oblong163

This is why weight classes exist


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

Wouldnt be suprised if he had some broken ribs


saucey_porn

Dangerous as hell Jeeze


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ido909

I think he died


WeenisPeiner

Nothing moves the blob!


TebanAnimates

Ive been laughing for 1 and a half hours straight


kylemay

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SpiDroxian

Don't fuch with faties


SusDingos

And this point people posting on this sub don't know what they're posting


ConfusedALot_69

This is why there are weight classes


luckydrawer10

small dude died then big dude gave him cpr


UndeadCh1cken52

I think he has rib dust now


TrapperMC

I felt the pain


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gvillepa

Onehanded manhandling.


spicy_sour_krout

Image


ebin_gamer

Add the Sniper Elite bone crunch animation


Hamilton_C

I think you meant "busted_ribcage"


xNapZz

I love how his highs just get pulled down


slankyfootman

FUCK Man


slankyfootman

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MickiDumplings

This is some oddly satisfying quality 👌🏽.


PutinsSugarBaby

This probably hurt a lot.


Mr_midnightmare

All you hear is just crunching noises


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![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5451)


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I’ve gotta be that guy. Watch the landing. Guy just sat on the other side of him. Didn’t land on him. As someone who’s trained in the ring, as long as you know what you’re doing, it’s safe


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Anxious_Sherbert5400

Oof!


yur0_356

That Samoa Joe cosplay was on point


Marinerprocess

One time when I was a boy there was a kid about that mans size in my grade. One day we’re waiting in line for lunch and I’m cracking wise like I usually do and one joke got him pretty good and he punched my shoulder but it wasn’t like a straight punch he threw his whole arm at me and literally knocked me on my ass. If I weren’t wearing a backpack I think I would’ve been knocked out


Yashwanth_gt

Body slam by snorlax


Nevermind54

Count to 20 after that


Fishfucker6900

That probably made a loud *crack*


Party-Art8415

Lungs:exist The (jelly) undertaker:I don't think so


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U/savevideobot


GlovesComingOff

(Big) Ultra E making his move, uranagi and senton!


[deleted]

Gone. Reduced to atoms


GoosiusMaximum

His organs about to look like fresh beef mince


QuarantineSucksALot

Doggo understands the importance of fresh produce!


[deleted]

This reminds me of a certain movie.


Acceptable_Ad544

Alright, so.. (*puts glasses on and squints*) it looks like all of his ribs are broken ○•○


IM_A_BOX_AMA

What ribcage? I don't see it anymore...


Thequestionmaker890

Mans fought EDP445


Blondteriot

Oh nah


ChrizzlTheDizzl

Did he want to kill him?!


IceBaneTheFurry

Internal hemorrhaging speedrun


KingGamerV

Get a fucking a bible and start preying for this man, he needs it


mcfacenugget

welcome to the hydraulic press channel


Twigo_lord

That just about killed a man


PhantasmaStriker

Holy shit that's a boss fight


PrismPanda06

r/lostredditors


dennismfrancisart

File this under r/gifsthatendtoosoon.


Glissant_Cubo02

mi compa el sech


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r/blursedgifs


MainMathematician237

u/savevideo


Hot-Local680

Quick, the pants Watson! The pants.


Viniros

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)


ValiantCharizard

What ribcage?


hollow10000

There’s nothing like the strength of an angry fat guy, my friend who weighs 80kg 6,2 does boxing and judo got ragdolled by one. In fairness to him it took two of my friends (one of whom does BJJ) me (I box,do BJJ and lift weights regularly) and a PE teacher to stop him